Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 17 Operation Rich In Spirit
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00:00It's alive!
00:30The makers of Grand Larceny San Diego are back for the ultimate street experience!
00:54Over 40 hours of original gameplay from the authority and balls to the wall action!
01:02Shoot your parents!
01:04Urinate on the homeless!
01:06Kick a puppy!
01:08Play head to head or online!
01:14Make sweet, sweet love to your hot cousin!
01:18Or your hot cousin's mentally disabled friend!
01:22Take out your aggression the old fashioned way!
01:25With a motor vehicle!
01:27Extra points for family members!
01:30Unlock expert modes and characters like Van Margera!
01:34Rated E for everyone!
01:40That was very rude!
01:42Very, very, very rude to touch my radio!
01:44Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
01:47Bitch, don't nobody understand the words that are coming out of your mouth!
01:52You watch one of the tapes, and if you like the girl, we'll arrange a meeting!
02:02So, I can pick any tape?
02:04Any tape!
02:05Good luck, homie!
02:06Can you call me?
02:07Oh!
02:08Oh!
02:09Oh!
02:10Oh!
02:11Oh!
02:12Ahhh!
02:13I like trees, and dolls, and ponies...if they don't keep me up at night!
02:26I like trees and dolls and ponies
02:38if they don't keep me up at night
02:40long walks by the cliffs
02:41and nice Catholic men
02:43hope to meet you soon
02:45I think I just
02:48out my heart
02:49I wonder if she puts out
02:54you know
02:56when a butterfly
02:58like when he flaps his wings
03:00that has a huge effect
03:02all the way around the world
03:04like in Japan and stuff
03:07really?
03:21no regrets
03:23blow out the candles grandma
03:38grandma?
03:39oh no mom
03:44wait wait wait for me
03:46what did I miss?
03:47I really needed this
03:53you are finished now
03:55Mr. Joe
03:55you want happy ending?
03:58uh what?
03:59oh no no
04:01I'm not into that
04:02oh yeah yeah yeah
04:04very good happy ending
04:05no no really
04:07that's okay
04:08no hey no
04:09happy ending
04:10hey hey
04:11yeah
04:11hey get away from me
04:13happy ending
04:14so somebody help me
04:15happy ending
04:16yeah
04:18happy ending
04:19happy ending
04:22oh yeah yeah yeah
04:25officer
04:26you gotta help me
04:28what's going on here?
04:30thanks
04:30happy ending
04:32oh no
04:37happy ending
04:39hey man get out of my room
04:40sorry
04:41excuse me
04:41sorry I'm just turning
04:43sorry
04:43watch out
04:45happy ending
04:46excuse me
04:46coming through me
04:47happy ending
04:48out of my way
04:49happy ending
04:50happy ending
04:52happy ending
04:58happy ending
04:59happy ending
04:59happy ending
05:00happy ending
05:02no
05:05I wish to massage
05:07you can hit the egg roll
05:08happy ending
05:10it's good
05:18it's only women's soccer
05:35nobody cares
05:36what the
05:38my name is Neo
05:41and I'm going to beat you
05:43robots
05:44my name is Constantine
05:48and I'm going to defeat you demon
05:50I'm the guy from Speed
05:54and I'm going to stop you
05:56famous character actor Dennis Hopper
05:58cut
06:02hi I'm Keanu Reeves
06:04I've beaten the world of acting
06:07and now I'm going to beat the world
06:09of breakfast sausages
06:10they're tasty
06:12don't believe me?
06:14listen to these breakfast fans
06:16oh hello
06:18I did not notice you there
06:21I'm a fan
06:22of sausage
06:24I like Keanu's sausage
06:27the best
06:29to eat
06:31they're so juicy
06:35I can't start the day without
06:38an amazing sausage
06:39in my mouth
06:41that's where
06:43Keanu
06:44comes in
06:45whoa
06:50that's good sausage
06:52oh
07:01very good
07:02Billy
07:03just delightful
07:07Judy
07:08excellent
07:11Emily
07:12okay people
07:15stay cool
07:16where are the plans
07:19what
07:20where are the plans
07:23I don't
07:24I don't
07:25no
07:25plans
07:27kinda busy here chief
07:30whoa whoa wait
07:33wait
07:33did you say
07:35Eisenhower middle school
07:37um
07:39sorry everyone
07:41just a drill
07:42Mrs. Dorsey
07:49what happens
07:51when 200 monkeys
07:52are set loose
07:53on a deserted island
07:55and what happens
07:57if that island
07:57is booby trapped
07:59with thousands
07:59of landmines
08:01crazy monkeys
08:03on landmine island
08:05when subterranean
08:06munitions
08:07meet those
08:08semi-intelligent
08:09sim hints
08:10the results
08:11are outrageously loud
08:13woohoo
08:17woo
08:18woo
08:18woo
08:20woo
08:22woo
08:24woo
08:26woo
08:27woo
08:28and the fun
08:29really gets started
08:30when Snoop Dogg
08:31makes the scene
08:32hey y'all
08:33snibbity diggity
08:35crazy monkeys
08:38on landmine island
08:39Michael Flatley
08:41is the lord
08:43of the dance
08:44Darth Vader
08:47is the lord
08:49of the Sith
08:50why dude
08:55what are we doing here
08:57Camp Crystal Lake
08:59supposedly haunted
09:02by a machete
09:03wielding spook
09:05named Jason Voorhees
09:07we should make
09:09like hockey sticks
09:10and get the puck
09:11out of here
09:12well hello there
09:14it's Don Knotts
09:15and Phyllis Stiller
09:16we're the camp
09:17counselors
09:18of course
09:19after this gig
09:20I'm the one
09:21who's gonna need
09:22counseling
09:23I suggest
09:25we split up
09:26Shaggy and Scooby
09:27you check the campground
09:28Velma
09:28you check the woods
09:30Daphne and I'll
09:30check out the bunkhouse
09:32and have some of that
09:33nice sex
09:33until you get back
09:34sex
09:35you
09:36with her
09:37but without Dickie
09:39you couldn't even
09:40bag an old bag
09:41like me
09:42it's an ascot
09:45you old whore
09:46an ascot
09:48well
09:49your ascot
09:50laid out
09:51by this old whore
09:53Dickie
09:53this place gives me
09:57like the heebie jeebies
09:59ruby red
10:02like oh boy
10:03man
10:04I am one sad
10:07dog food eating
10:08hippie
10:09like sorry man
10:13my mistake
10:14zoinks
10:16the killer
10:18run Scoob
10:19gosh Freddie
10:42are we really
10:43gonna go all the way
10:44if one more person
10:46says something
10:46about my ascot
10:48damn it's fashionable
10:49far out
10:54that must be
10:55Jason's
10:56dead mother
10:57this explains
10:58everything
10:59that must be
11:03Jason's dead mother
11:05this explains
11:06everything
11:07Fred you're an
11:08asshole
11:08and that ascot
11:10makes you look
11:10gay
11:11her first
11:14kill her first
11:15hey
11:16the virgin
11:23always lives
11:24the longest
11:25in these horror
11:26movies
11:27god my life
11:28sucks
11:29you think
11:29your life
11:30sucks
11:30one of my
11:31apartment tenants
11:32might be a
11:33flaming homo
11:34and that ain't all
11:36somebody killed me
11:38now let's see who
11:55Jason Voorhees
11:57really is
11:58old man
12:00Phillips
12:01but why
12:02Spanish doubloons
12:05worth hundreds of
12:06dollars are sitting
12:07at the bottom
12:08of the lake
12:08they would have
12:09been all mine
12:11if it weren't
12:12for you
12:12meddling
12:13kids
12:14a bunch of coins
12:16all my friends
12:17are dead
12:18they're dead
12:19and I'm still
12:20a virgin
12:21a virgin
12:22you know
12:23we can fix that
12:25and I'm still
12:32a virgin
12:33so
12:33oh
12:34oh
12:34brother
12:35oh
12:37wise
12:40yes
12:41I know a lot
12:42about pleasing
12:43a young child
12:44give it to me
12:44wise man
12:45give it to me
12:47oh yeah
12:48here you go
12:49oh
12:49hey
12:50oh I think
12:52I've got a clue
12:53I've got little
12:54to no sensation
12:55in the lower half
12:56of my body
12:57yeah
12:57yeah
12:58girlie
13:01what a mess
13:03that's what I'm
13:04talking about
13:05yeah
13:05good
13:06oh yeah
13:08oh
13:09this is gonna be
13:11a long one
13:12okay
13:13my back is
13:15stupid monkey
13:20I've got a lot
13:22I've got a lot
13:23of my body
13:24I've got a lot
13:25of my body
13:26I've got a lot
13:27of my body
13:28I've got a lot
13:29of my body
13:30I've got a lot
13:31of my body
13:32I've got a lot
13:33of my body
13:34I've got a lot
13:35of my body
13:36I've got a lot
13:37of my body
13:38I've got a lot
13:39of my body
13:40I've got a lot
13:41of my body
13:42I've got a lot
13:43of my body
13:44I've got a lot
13:45of my body
13:46I've got a lot
13:47of my body
13:48I've got a lot