Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 16 Nightmare Generator
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00:00SIREN
00:05SIREN
00:10SIREN
00:13FINE
00:17SIREN
00:21Pog?
00:39Biggie!
00:44Good morning, Betsy.
00:46How's it coming?
00:47Huh?
00:48Huh?
00:48What do you think?
00:49It's a little gay.
00:54Hey again, Betsy.
00:56What's the new idea for today?
01:01You crazy girl.
01:03You crazy.
01:05Okay, Betsy.
01:07What can you show me today?
01:10Well...
01:11Ah, crap.
01:14Well, I guess it'll have to do.
01:19Excuse me, miss.
01:22Whoa, aren't you that subway guy who used to be a big, fat slob?
01:27What's his name?
01:28Jerry?
01:29Jared, hi.
01:30Uh, is there a restroom here?
01:34I must have passed out from the strain of pushing that enormous log out of my butt.
01:39Did my dookie fumes clear out the whole bakery?
01:42I'm locked in.
01:47I'll be here all weekend with nothing to eat, but...
01:50But...
01:51So...
01:54Delicious.
01:56No!
01:57I must stay on my diet.
01:59I'm a corporate spokesman.
02:00Hero to millions.
02:01I must...
02:03I must...
02:04I must...
02:05I must...
02:08I must...
02:13I must...
02:15I must...
02:18My bakery!
02:27It's ruined!
02:28I only locked up ten minutes ago!
02:32I'm calling the police!
02:33Wait a minute.
02:34You don't have to call the police.
02:36We can work this out...
02:38I'm missing since last Tuesday.
02:44One...
02:45Two...
02:45Hoo!
02:49I wanna see other people.
02:51Bro?
02:52December 24th, 4.30 p.m.
02:57Christmas Eve.
02:59A time for joyous celebration.
03:03A time for gift giving.
03:05For peace and love.
03:07A time for murder.
03:10It was the Christmas that made everyone cry.
03:28Except for maybe the Jews.
03:29But when the evidence pointed to murder,
03:33the question on everyone's mind became,
03:36Who killed Christmas?
03:38Perhaps no one can shed light on this mystery more than Martha Claus,
03:45the victim's wife of 43 years.
03:49We stayed together mostly due to licensing issues.
03:53I doubt he would have gotten any sponsorship deals
03:55if he were a divorced single man living with a bunch of elves.
03:59They'd think he was gay.
04:01Crushed by grief,
04:02the Widow Claus has kept a low profile since the murder.
04:06But not all was warmth and love at the North Pole.
04:11Deep inside Santa's fabled workshop,
04:15discontent had begun to spread among the androgynous elven workforce.
04:19It was all about the coke, man.
04:22Santa had us elves hide the blow in the crappy wooden toys.
04:26Then he'd make the drop.
04:35And the sale was complete.
04:39Aww.
04:40He tried using some different ways to sneak the product in.
04:44You ever see a Yeti when a dozen condoms of coke burst in his belly?
05:05It's a bad scene, man.
05:09Were the allegations true?
05:11Santa Claus, an international drug peddler?
05:16Drugs?
05:17Yeah, that wasn't no secret.
05:18But I'll tell you what the fat man's real problem was
05:21when some of the shipments started turning up a little light.
05:24You follow me?
05:25Somebody started having a little private party.
05:28You know what I'm saying?
05:29I think you do.
05:30As for who, well, you ever wonder how his nose got so red?
05:37Punishment was swift for anyone who dared cross the moss.
05:42Happy birthday!
05:45For anyone caught being naughty at the North Pole.
05:50Happy birthday!
05:52Who killed Santa Claus?
06:00A neglected housewife?
06:03Columbian drug runners?
06:04Some retard snowman?
06:07We may never know who killed Santa Claus, but whoever did is still out there, watching, waiting.
06:17Who's next?
06:18The Easter Bunny?
06:20Cupid?
06:20That lucky, charmed, cereal guy?
06:24Who's to say?
06:26But when it does happen, unsolved case files will be there to make a buck.
06:31Next time on Unsolved Case Files, the Taco Bell Chihuahua's castration, simple neutering or hate crime.
06:41Yo quiero my nuts.
06:45Come and get some!
06:53What's wrong, Herman?
06:55Well, I'm constipated, Pickles.
06:59Do you have anything that you could give me for that?
07:03Yeah.
07:03Side effects may include, I just kicked your f***ing ass!
07:13Brandon, you are so grounded.
07:17Draws was a masterpiece of suspense and terror because of how little you saw the shark itself.
07:22But that's not the way I wanted it.
07:24The damn mechanical shark didn't work.
07:27As a result, I had to release a movie that was only a quarter done.
07:31Now, thanks to computer graphics, I can bring my true vision to life.
07:38Ten thousand dollars for me by myself.
07:40For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
07:44I say we let him go!
07:47Get out of the water!
07:50Jaws, the special edition, features over 100 altered scenes.
07:55There he is, Chief!
07:56Throw it!
07:57Throw it!
07:58You actually get a feel for the shark's personality.
08:01You missed me, you dried up douchebags!
08:05Ow!
08:05My tibia!
08:07You bastard!
08:08I'm dying here!
08:09You bastard!
08:11Trust me, this is a whole new set of Jaws.
08:16Smile, you son of a b***h.
08:22Order now!
08:24No reasons.
08:26Everyone's playing the brand new game that's ferociously fun!
08:30Yay!
08:31I'm having fun!
08:34Uh-oh!
08:36Euthanasia!
08:38Euthanasia!
08:39Euthanasia makes you kill your pets.
08:41The circle of life has never been this exciting.
08:47What am I going to do with all these kittens?
08:52Euthanasia!
08:52Laugh and learn because it's time for death!
08:56My pit bull ripped the face off a toddler!
08:59Time to put him down!
09:00I can retrain!
09:01No hope!
09:02Euthanasia!
09:03Euthanasia!
09:03Euthanasia!
09:03My father has been kidnapped because he refuses to pay protection money to a bunch of thugs!
09:17Lady, you just hired the A-team!
09:23Lady, you just hired the A-team!
09:39I ain't flying, Hannibal!
09:45No way, no how!
09:46That sounds perfectly reasonable, B.A.
09:50Now calm down and have some nice milk.
09:58Mmm, milk.
09:59Good for the bones.
10:00Good for the kids.
10:02I pity a fool who ain't got no calcium in his diet.
10:05Murdoch!
10:06We drugged the milk!
10:08You know, years of drugged milk can have unfortunate side effects.
10:13Oh, yeah?
10:14Like what, Murdoch?
10:15Severe lactose intolerance.
10:18I don't like cheese.
10:20Can you roll down the windows in a helicopter?
10:27This is going to be a long trip.
10:30I want the rubber ducky.
10:32Okay, Face.
10:33Infiltrate the office and steal their files.
10:36Easy as pie.
10:38Greetings.
10:39Is this where the thugs and or criminals hang out?
10:42Because I, too, am a thug and or criminal.
10:46Holy crap!
10:47It's Face Man from the A-team!
10:49Get him!
10:50Hannibal, they're on to us!
10:52Easy, boys.
11:03We surrender.
11:05We're going to come back and deal with you heroes later.
11:09All right.
11:10Let's assess the situation.
11:11I found a lawnmower.
11:13I found some thimbles.
11:14I found Jesus.
11:16Let's show these punks what it means to mess with the A-team.
11:36Okay, gang.
11:37Let's get froggy on these tadpoles.
11:40Let's get froggy on these tadpoles.
12:10Are you going to leave that old man and his daughter alone?
12:13Yes, for God's sake, yes.
12:16That's all I needed to hear.
12:18B.A., do the honor.
12:20I'm going to fly you out on Knuckle Airlines.
12:22Fist class.
12:24My Azaleas!
12:29A-team, you did it.
12:31You saved our family business.
12:33It was our pleasure.
12:35Oh, and by the way, that'll be $50,000.
12:38$50,000?
12:39Our whole business was only worth $10,000.
12:43We're ruined.
12:45Ruined.
12:45I love it when a plan comes together.
12:47Oh, you guys are...
12:49Look at that dude's back.
12:50Nothing better than...
12:51No, no, no, no.
12:52Show's as good looking as me.
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