Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 15 Kiddie Pool
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00:00It's alive!
00:30Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray!
00:52I f***ing hate you.
01:00You're gonna take good care of my car, right?
01:02You guys got nothing to worry about. I'm professional.
01:06A professional what?
01:08Come on, I'm hungry!
01:10Hey, you're not Michael.
01:18You can talk?
01:20If he can talk, I bet he can party!
01:36Yeah!
01:38Playin', playin' with the car
01:44Oh, playin' with the car
01:46Oh, playin' with the car
01:50Oh, playin' with the car
01:54That's a parking limo
01:58Oh, playin' with the car
02:02Callin' and talk
02:04I said it was a bad time
02:08For a turbo boost
02:10For a turbo boost
02:12I said it was a bad time
02:16For a rocket pursuit
02:18Yeah!
02:20Playin' with the car
02:22Playin' with the car
02:26Playin' with the car
02:28Playin' with the car
02:30Playin' with the car
02:32Playin' with the car
02:34Playin' with the car
02:41Kid?
02:45Kid?
02:54Stop farting!
02:58That looked like my toe!
03:00Were you in such a hurry
03:02Going to the ball?
03:04Not anymore
03:06We love you, Grandma
03:08Oh, I don't like it here
03:11Everybody's trying to kill me
03:14Oh, Mom
03:16Nobody's trying to kill you
03:18Steve, we're gonna be late for the movie
03:21We'll see you next week
03:25Goodbye, Grandma!
03:27Okay, dear
03:29If I could get to it
03:31I hope I turn it
03:32Check it out
03:33Home
03:35We're gonna be here
03:37We reveal
03:38We are out of my heart
03:39declining
03:40This will be one
03:41runter
03:42Back meaning
03:43You can't
03:44、 you know
03:45Okay, bigger
03:47Usually
03:48You're walking
03:55etti
03:56Run!
04:26Lights out means lights out.
04:44Oh! Oh, gosh! Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
05:08Hi, everybody!
05:10They're 18 now. That's so awesome.
05:15Why's that?
05:16Because, you know, they're legal.
05:19Dude, you're like 35.
05:21Thanks, everybody. See you soon.
05:27What's the latest fabulous news, everybody?
05:30The Mary-Kate and Ashley in Moscow DVD hit number one.
05:34I knew it would.
05:35The Olsen Twins Tropical Toothpaste was endorsed by the American Tooth Association.
05:40I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico.
05:44Great!
05:45Yes, chief?
05:49What?
05:50The city's in trouble.
05:51We'll be right there!
05:53Olsen twin powers, activate!
05:58Form of a giant eagle!
06:03Shape of a bucket of water!
06:06Help of a giant eagle!
06:11Hey!
06:13That castle perilous Khalil!
06:16MYTOM!
06:17A bibliothèus!
06:23If you fucking know official toys are notonic,
06:28please use it.
06:29And if you miss my character,
06:31you've only one!
06:33Oh, I hope the Olsen twins get here in time.
06:40The dragon's tearing up the city!
06:44We've gotta stop him!
06:46Let's do it, Mary-Kate!
07:03Ew! Did you see that?
07:09I totally did! His skin is totally irritated!
07:13Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
07:16Oh, you're not an evil red dragon, are you?
07:24Oh, you're just a harmless dragon with a bad skin condition.
07:29And that's what Olsen Oil Skin Cream was made for!
07:33Here we go!
07:35Oh, doesn't this feel good?
07:45We did it!
07:53Hooray!
07:54Hooray!
07:59Next time, on the Olsen twins!
08:08Sandwich?
08:09No thanks!
08:22Mommy, there's a monster in my closet!
08:26I know!
08:31He's dead!
08:33Eh, it's just a car!
08:45Murder's a new trick for a robot, isn't it? Respond!
08:48I did not murder him!
08:52Must've done something real bad to piss you off!
08:55Respond!
08:57I did not murder him!
09:00Or maybe you just hate humans!
09:03Is that it?
09:04I did not murder him!
09:06Him!
09:07Yeah, right!
09:11Meet George Judson!
09:22His boy, Elroy!
09:23Meet George Jetson, his boy, Elroy, daughter, Judy, Jane, his wife.
09:36Their lives have been tarnished by murder.
09:39Murder by way of a broken windowpane and a fatal fall to the ground below.
09:48Who floats buildings that high up? I'm asking you.
09:51They put treadmills on the outside of them. You believe that?
09:55He could have fallen off one of those things for all we know.
09:58Damn, we are stupid in the future.
10:01One detective knew it was no accident.
10:05Don't you realize this is safety glass?
10:08It would have taken a robot to...
10:10Oh, God!
10:16One man would speak out for Rosie's innocence.
10:21Ridiculous.
10:21My robots are harmless.
10:24With the three laws of robotics,
10:25the things have to do anything we tell them.
10:28Now, if you'll excuse me,
10:30it's time for my sponge bath.
10:32Come along, retard!
10:34Beeddy, beeddy, beeddy, beeddy.
10:36Somebody kill me.
10:38And what of the other victims in this unsolved crime?
10:42The family of the deceased?
10:44It's not so bad.
10:46I got a new dad and everything.
10:49Time to go to your room, kid.
10:52Right.
10:53Right, right, right, right, right.
10:55I don't know what you said,
10:57but I'm pretty sure it's something people get neutered for.
11:01The family hasn't seen much of Judy Jetson recently.
11:10Dad's dead, and now I'm in this alley,
11:14and I have no...
11:16Oh, come on!
11:19Of course Rosie did it.
11:21Those three laws are full of crap, you know?
11:25She was built to keep the place clean,
11:28but he always kept it messy.
11:31She probably killed him
11:33to make sure the place wouldn't get dirty.
11:37How do I know this?
11:39Because I, too, am a robot.
11:52Robot!
11:54Who killed George Jetson?
11:57Big businessman gone bad?
12:01That pissing dog.
12:03Or was it truly the soulless metal housekeeper?
12:07I really didn't, mighta, Mr. J, you know?
12:10Perhaps, but just to be safe.
12:18Next time on Unsolved Case Files...
12:22Jem, was she truly outrageous?
12:26Truly?
12:27Truly?
12:28Truly outrageous?
12:33Truly a fairy boy?
12:38Bop!
12:38Bop!
12:39Bop!
12:39Bop!
12:40Bop!
12:40Bop!
12:40Bop!
12:41Bop!
12:41Bop!
12:41Bop!
12:42Bop!
12:42Bop!
12:42Oh
12:45Oh
12:51Oh
12:55Fuck
12:59Stupid monkey