Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a hotel worker who was arrested after he snuck into a guest's room and sucked his toe while he was asleep. Then, ask listeners to share stories about the craziest things they have woken up to.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freaks
00:08Pervert of the Day
00:10If you go to a fancy hotel spa
00:12You could spend hundreds of dollars
00:15Getting a decent foot massage
00:16If you go to the Hilton Hotel
00:19In downtown Nashville
00:22Yeah
00:22You can get one for free
00:24Very nice
00:26Kind of
00:26A 52 year old man
00:29Named David Neal
00:31Was arrested
00:32And charged with aggravated burglary and assault
00:35After he entered a guest room
00:39At 5 in the morning over the weekend
00:41And sucked on a guy's toes
00:44Service
00:45Wow
00:46Thank you
00:47That's incredible
00:48Can you imagine
00:49Waking up
00:51To a freak sucking on your feet
00:53I would hate that
00:56Okay
01:00Okay let me ask you this
01:01Probably should
01:02Let me ask you this
01:03If it was a woman
01:04If a random woman
01:07Was sucking on your toes
01:08I feel like
01:09Imagine what that woman looks like Dave
01:11Yeah
01:11A toe sucking woman
01:14Who breaks Salma Hayek
01:16In my head
01:16Think
01:16Think
01:17I don't think so Dave
01:20Dave
01:21It's cause Dave
01:22Has such an elevated view
01:24Of his own feet
01:25That he
01:26Believes that
01:27His feet
01:28Could date
01:28Salma Hayek
01:29That's a weird way to put it
01:33But
01:33Alright
01:34Yeah
01:35Cause to me
01:36If anyone got a real good look
01:38At my feet
01:39When they're not ready
01:41For someone to get
01:42To
01:42To get down
01:43To business
01:44And they still decide to
01:47My god
01:48They must be
01:49A disaster of a human
01:51He went into that guy's room
01:53To fix his TV
01:54And something turned him on
01:55Right
01:55Maybe the dude was barefoot
01:57When he
01:58Went in there
01:59Wait though
01:59Like you can't just
02:00Come in to fix my TV
02:01At any hour of the night
02:02Right
02:03No but he called him earlier
02:04He said
02:05So he had called the front desk
02:06And said hey
02:06There's a problem with the TV
02:07Oh I see what you're saying
02:07And this guy's like
02:08Oh I'll be right up
02:09Yeah
02:10He comes up
02:11Tries to fix the TV
02:12But maybe noticed
02:13The guy's sexy feet
02:14Was really turned on by them
02:16Oh man this guy's toes are hot
02:18Right
02:18And then at 5am
02:20Sneaks into his room
02:21To suck on them
02:22Yeah
02:22What did he think was gonna happen
02:23The guy's gonna wake up
02:24And go
02:25Oh yeah man
02:26Got something else for you
02:27To put your mouth on
02:28Yeah
02:28Okay
02:28This also
02:30This is also
02:31His ankles
02:32James knows exactly
02:33Where to go with it
02:34It's disturbing
02:35So disturbing
02:36I know what he's thinking
02:37Dave also built a scenario
02:39I believe that does live
02:40Inside of Dave's own head
02:41Where he's like
02:43What if
02:44My TV broke
02:46Some creepy guy
02:48Comes in
02:49Notices my beautiful feet
02:50He notices
02:53And then comes back
02:55At 5am in the morning
02:55And sucks on
02:56He notices my
02:58I can see it happening
02:59I can see it happening
03:00Those attractive
03:01Mask and sexy toes
03:03Yep
03:04I mean he gets a good look
03:05At them in my flops
03:06They look so lickable
03:08Oh man you'd hate to have
03:11Some lickable feet
03:12I believe I do
03:14I gotta keep this
03:14I know you do
03:15I know you believe that you do
03:17I can't show them off
03:17To the wrong person
03:18Yep
03:19You have a really high
03:21Abundance
03:21He loves
03:22Like
03:23The ego
03:24The ego on the feet
03:25The way I feel
03:26Yeah
03:27I'm not a feet ego
03:28The way my ego is
03:30He's got that
03:31About his feet
03:31His feet
03:34Look at themselves
03:34In the mirror
03:35Yep
03:35Woo
03:36Look at that
03:38Look at that
03:38Dave can't pass
03:39One of those
03:40Little shoe mirrors
03:41You know
03:43Without giving it
03:44A little
03:44Oh yeah
03:45Look at that
03:46Looking good
03:47Still looking good
03:49No I think
03:51I have attractive feet
03:52But I'm not
03:53I don't have
03:53An out of control
03:54Foot ego
03:55Well
03:55Anyway
03:56That's for us to decide
03:57Let's ask this question
03:59Dare we
03:59The craziest thing
04:01You've woken up to
04:02Oh well
04:03Well sure
04:05What's the craziest thing
04:06You've woken up to
04:07Someone said
04:07I woke up to my ex
04:08Peeing on my face
04:09He was hammered though
04:11And thought he was
04:12Peeing in the toilet
04:13So gross
04:14You sure
04:15It's fun to see
04:18If you can be
04:18Just fishing
04:19Yep
04:20I mean
04:22Cause if someone's like
04:22Oh
04:23Yep
04:24It's a likely story
04:26Oh no this is bad
04:27Had my dorm mate
04:30Bring back
04:32An offensive lineman
04:33Size girl
04:34And break the bunk
04:37At 2am
04:38So they were sleeping
04:39In bunk beds
04:40His bunk mate
04:41Brought back
04:42A real big girl
04:43Yeah
04:43And the bunk gave way
04:44I told you no big girls
04:46On the top bunk man
04:47And that should be a rule
04:48No big girls
04:50On the top bunk
04:50Okay first of all
04:52No banging on the bunk
04:53I don't care if she's big or small
04:55Yeah
04:55You can't bang on the bunk above me
04:57They probably
04:58I mean
04:59You probably gotta do
05:00What you gotta do
05:00The bunk came crashing down
05:02Then
05:03That's a bad scene
05:04Yeah
05:05Oh that's how you die
05:06Well I feel like
05:06Yeah
05:06If you took me
05:10And then a big girl
05:11Who was into me
05:11You placed us
05:14A good solid
05:15Four feet above you
05:16And then just dropped it
05:18You're gone
05:19I mean I think
05:20Depending
05:21Chuck Ticker
05:22In the bottom bunk
05:23I'll switch
05:23Yeah
05:24I'll take the top bunk tonight
05:25Wake up
05:26Amber
05:27How are you?
05:29I'm good
05:29How are you guys?
05:30Good
05:30From Amelia Island, Florida
05:32Big fan
05:33Awesome
05:33Thank you so much
05:34Craziest thing you've woken up to
05:36Okay
05:36So I was in Panama City Beach
05:38For my high school
05:39Spring break
05:39We had just came back
05:41From the club
05:41And my friends decided
05:42They wanted to go for
05:43A night beach walk
05:45They left before me
05:47So I quickly threw on
05:49A pair of flannel pants
05:51Underneath my hoochie dress
05:52Nice
05:53And tried to catch up with them
05:55But I was a little too drunk
05:57So I decided to lay down
05:59On a beach chair
06:00And wait for them
06:01To make their way back
06:02Oh no
06:02I don't think they realized
06:04That I had followed behind
06:06And I woke up
06:08Early morning sunrise
06:10Only to realize
06:11That there was
06:12A large Easter sunrise service
06:15Happening on the beach
06:17Oh no
06:18Oh no
06:18And you're the horse
06:20That's embarrassing
06:20She dressed in flannel pants
06:21Yes
06:22Walking by
06:23Oh yikes
06:24Big old flannel pants
06:27And yeah
06:28Everybody was
06:29You know
06:30Looking my way
06:31That's no good
06:32Yeah
06:33You had a little prayer for her
06:35Oh my god
06:37Homeless
06:38Homeless hooker
06:41Yeah that's
06:42Daisy
06:43How you doing Daisy?
06:45I'm great
06:45How are you guys today?
06:46Doing okay
06:47Talking about the craziest thing
06:48You've woken up to
06:49Yeah
06:50So I woke up to
06:52My boyfriend
06:52Pleasuring himself
06:54In the butt
06:55With a couple dildos
06:57Are you okay?
06:58Couple
06:58I didn't expect her to say
07:00She's like
07:00Okay
07:01I'm like
07:01Yeah yeah
07:01Whatever
07:02In the butt
07:04And then what
07:05What did you say after that?
07:06I missed it
07:07A couple of dildos
07:07What do you do when you wake up to your boyfriend pleasuring himself in the butt with a couple of dildos?
07:20You just kind of sit there and watch?
07:23Yeah
07:23Really?
07:24You were okay with it?
07:26Yeah we're okay with it
07:27We peg now pretty regularly
07:29Oh wow
07:30Oh my goodness
07:31I feel like he wanted you to wake up
07:34Oh yeah
07:34I'd be like
07:35I'd be like
07:35Oh
07:35Hey wake up
07:39Oh
07:40Hey wake up
07:40Oh
07:42Oh
07:42Pretty sure there was a strap on like less than a week later
07:45Oh yeah
07:46That advanced
07:47That advanced
07:48We are different
07:49Yeah
07:50Different reactions
07:52Yeah
07:52Lisa would be packing her bags and out the door before that guy knew what happened
07:56You on the other hand strapping it on
07:58Daisy
07:59Said watch
08:01Oh my god
08:02Oh my goodness
08:03He wanted her to see
08:04Yeah hello
08:05Wake up
08:06Wake up
08:06Definitely
08:07Yeah
08:08Her name is Daisy
08:09He wanted to give her his daffodil
08:11Yep
08:11She took it
08:13Goodness
08:13And there must have been an inkling
08:15Yeah
08:16Right
08:16I think they probably got after it in a lot of different ways
08:19Yeah
08:20I don't know
08:21I don't think you go from zero to peg
08:22No you don't