Dave & Chuck the Freak play a game for the very first time on-air. See what happens when we try to guess what listeners have inside of them during the first ever edition of 'What's Up Your Butt LIVE!'
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00:00All right here's the thing oh no we've never done before now it's time to play what's up
00:14Dave's butt what's up Dave's butt time to take a peek what is up Dave's butt we're not playing
00:25what's up Dave's butt we're playing what's up your butt live if you have something in you right now
00:34you get to call in and we'll try and figure out what's up your butt live live so okay hold on
00:46hold on Lisa hold on yeah I'm trying to figure this out yeah so what Dave wants right now yes
00:52it's for people who have something in their butt currently yes to call in give us clues
00:58without giving it away and we'll try and figure out what's up your butt live my god okay all right I
01:09just got something in there that was quick thanks Jason for playing along our first contestant do it
01:16live right that's it are you ready to play what's up your butt live oh my god let's find out as we go
01:24to anonymous is this voice changing and voice changing technology thank you as we listen in here
01:30anonymous hey how you doing good how are you doing okay uh give us now remember you're gonna give us
01:40some clues without giving it away so you have to be careful what you tell us but first let's start by
01:46asking what are you doing right now sitting in my car you're just sitting in your car yep uncomfortably
01:54uh how long how long has said item been there about an hour or so
02:02morning morning time yeah is this a regular occurrence for you this is voice changing correct
02:10oh yeah yes absolutely we have no idea who you are sound like uh I'm sorry what was the question
02:17is this a regular occurrence for you uh no okay um was this a mistake
02:25no no are you uh currently enjoying pain or pleasure
02:33a little bit of both oh yeah that's how you know it's good okay um what other questions can we ask
02:41him here to determine oh my god I love you guys I can't believe I'm on air right now yeah you've done
02:45it we've done it neither can Lisa you've made it uh okay so um let's go by size is it bigger than
02:53four inches yes okay uh I'm out then is it bigger than six inches
03:01no that's right so it's between four to six inches uh okay I'm just gonna I'm gonna guess
03:10I'm gonna guess I feel like it is just your uh normal everyday butt plug
03:17nope okay okay all right it's between four to six inches and it's not a butt plug okay
03:24is it I got it I have a hint for you oh okay go ahead give us a hint yeah
03:29it can clean things
03:32it can clean things holy cow huh I don't know uh toilet brush
03:40no it's too bristly no it's too bristly can clean things oh Jason go ahead what's your guess
03:46is it uh like a sponge oh damn it did he get it right no it's not oh okay
03:54yeah it was not a sponge it's not a toilet brush Andy any guesses here magic eraser mr. clean
04:05magic eraser I don't know that seems like it would sting yeah it would you'd be clean as a whistle though
04:12is it a magic eraser no no okay like a toothbrush toothbrush
04:23I think we thought it at the same time
04:29Lisa with the win
04:31no Andy got it actually she's not gonna take credit for that
04:34I thought it but I yeah Andy vocalized it yeah he wins
04:38do you have a toothbrush up your butt as we speak
04:41a vibrating toothbrush oh yeah yeah you knew it yeah you knew it
04:46don't use that toothbrush anymore though right no no I use a different one to brush my teeth
04:53yeah that's smart all right um and this is not a regular thing for you it just so happens today
04:59you decided that's how you were gonna get around town yeah yeah the wife uh bought it and uh I was
05:07oh it's really nice vibrating in my mouth uh cleaning my teeth so it would probably feel good in my
05:13blood too does she know does she know you're into this kind of thing oh yeah no she won
05:20has she ever gone back there
05:27uh somewhat yeah so okay digitally was my one digit has she ever pegged
05:37you no no not yet no not yet probably coming down the place
05:44you said it brother yeah
05:47literally yeah all right well listen thanks for being our first ever contestant on uh what's up
05:55your butt live wow I have a question for you yes go ahead um just like in your brain yep when you
06:02were thinking I'm gonna do what's up your butt live yep what was your percentage in
06:09your brain of people possibly listening that you feel like have something in them right now
06:15about one percent I believe at least one percent of our listeners all right I wonder willing to call
06:19in to tell us that's a whole other thing yes but I just wondered there's one percent of people
06:23listening to the show right now that have something in their anus yeah that's pretty solid
06:27am I the only one who wanted proof like I wanted him to put his phone down oh I thought about it oh
06:32my god yeah I thought about I wanted to hear the pervert
06:34sorry yeah come on yeah he was I saw him I looked over he's like oh um no I gotta I know I gotta be
06:44I don't I don't want to hear the buzz but it's some I thought about it as well if you really got
06:50something up there I know verify it voice changing technology as we continue to play what's up your butt
06:56live anonymous in Tampa how are you uh good sir okay uh is this a normal occurrence for you
07:04yes okay are you comfortable or uncomfortable comfortable comfortable comfortable yeah this is
07:13a normal thing for him this is he's used to this was it a spur of the moment uh decision today or is
07:20this uh all the time pretty much whenever I'm driving whenever you're driving in Tampa you've got
07:27something up your butt yeah yeah is it an item specific to the sunshine state like an orange is it is
07:36it something you'd only find in Florida no no okay okay it's a generic item is it bigger than four
07:43inches no oh okay is it bigger than two inches yes about two and a half three inches in an inch wide
07:53okay I'm gonna say I mean I don't wanna guess was my first guess is definitely like a a bullet vibe
08:01no no it is not a bullet vibe oh I just want to I think it's a blood I think it's a butt plug
08:08that's what I was thinking that's what is it a butt plug no oh damn it okay give us a clue without
08:14giving it away um a care package in case I get arrested oh you've kistered something you have a pill
08:25bottle in there pretty much yeah pretty much yeah okay but what's in that pill bottle oh all of
08:33what's in that pill bottle so he's got fentanyl weed no tobacco weed papers just in case I get locked
08:42up that's it because there's lunch around here don't play and you go to jail pretty frequently
08:46so every day you drive around you get locked up so this isn't even this isn't even a sexual thing
08:53this is just in case you get arrested today that's it it's not even sexual Dave we should have asked
09:01what's that you have an emergency anal drug kit who doesn't for jail need to move to a different
09:08state or something yeah it's everything you might need is there a lady is there a lady in your life
09:15sure oh yeah does she know you travel with an emergency anal drug kit of course absolutely not
09:22okay she has no idea no so you pop that out before you get busy well probably whenever he's
09:29off the road home he doesn't yeah you don't you don't keep the pills he doesn't want to be
09:33arrested for drugs exactly you know they check there right
09:38yeah there you go it's way out there you must be a shady individual if you're living
09:52in life like you could be arrested at any second no he's just ready
09:56oh you've been locked up before yeah they don't play we're in florida though right he's right
10:10they don't yeah you know pasco county too oh yeah no grady judd yeah
10:14it's time to radio put his hand right he reaches right in you
10:19yeah we know it all right all right all the best emergency anal man thank you there we go that's a
10:26twist yeah so he just just in case i thought well he's obviously a smooth criminal you know like
10:32he's up to no good all the time yeah but he isn't he that he says no he's just he's been pulled over
10:39and it's gone all the way to live yeah it's like oh no i gotta run an errand oh god i gotta run an
10:46errand you know what that means oh yep jesus that's wild yeah not bad first ever edition it's a real
10:57risk of what's up your butt live yeah i mean i'm glad it wasn't yours it was that's what i thought
11:04actually were off the top that'd be uncomfortable yeah thanks for everyone for playing along
11:10you