Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a discarded sex doll that was mistaken for a real body. This leads to them learning about the world of sex doll accessories and are shocked at the sale of just fake feet.
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00:00off now to harris county texas where authorities made quite the unusual discovery this week they
00:10were called out for what was believed to be a body found but like we keep discovering it's
00:16the big new problem now it was a discarded sex doll oh god i mean
00:22it's crazy how gross they end up looking well there's someone throws them and then they're
00:29covered in dirt and they start to like get mold and stuff honestly like you could see why right
00:34if you saw that you'd be like oh my god what am i looking at i just wonder if they say goodbye to
00:40it they're like goodbye holly you know they did they did i wonder how they're delivered they come
00:45in a big box it must be like brown so it's discreet is there a sex doll unboxing video you know how
00:51people unbox of course oh i'm sure yes of course there's gotta be there you go yes unboxing oh here
01:00we go yeah someone's unboxing lucy so it you can't tell lucy's in there no it looks just like a regular
01:07box lucy all put together though i think so yeah i'd hate to have to build something when i'm getting
01:12ready to bang it yeah she's uh five foot five c cup it's so creepy seeing it like that her head on
01:18the bottom that was in that lucy's head yeah lucy's head you definitely have to some assembly required
01:24with lucy there's her feet her head is in between her legs there he just took it out oh my excited oh
01:32my god are you kidding me this asian guy is gonna go to town i am going to it's like christmas
01:38you to put her head on yeah yeah her head on yeah wow i'm going to have the sex with you
01:47well they blurred the badge they show the boobs and nips that's so weird yeah it's part of their uh
01:53asian porn laws they can't show the badge but they don't show any they like blur it out they blur it
01:59out they blur even in their pornos they don't show it oh there's the head oh my oh he's got the wig
02:12oh you can pick your own color eyeballs yeah that's like a fun little project right when you get it
02:20i don't know but i'm gonna style her hair okay give a little special hair
02:25listen she's not that she is yeah i mean if you that's that's never get a girl that's your next
02:35best that's so sad when you got to put your girl together that's bad that's a bad day you're doing
02:39her hair we'll all be building girls before too long hopefully not uh he even put one of his work
02:45shirts on or like yeah like she was like i love you and i just put your shirt on oh this is my
02:52girlfriend oh man i hope i never have to do an unboxing video of this yeah it's sad it's a sad
03:02thing that guy was real excited he could have spent a lot of money on this one i think though
03:06like this one doesn't look cheap no no that's one of those real dolls for sure it's a pricey one
03:10yeah like features are great i mean that's just so wild though it is that's his lady now
03:16right he just put together his little that thing is like talking back to you and this is my
03:23time to change your hair does it come with different hairstyles or you just get you have to pay you'd
03:30have to buy more accessories you probably just could buy a wig so yeah on their website you can get uh
03:36extra feet if you want them you can get repair kits because you may blast it out of her doll cleaning
03:41kits my dear god um you can upgrade your experience with a a better entry holy cow huh um extra penis
03:51attachments if you want a male one skin tone sample kits extra eyeballs again make sure it doesn't get
03:57delivered to your neighbors right chuck you can get the transgender converter what do you mean your
04:02delivery came here i didn't see oh it's right there on the porch let's do it oh no hey there you
04:09go look from the real doll company oh yeah sorry we didn't know that was delivered heavy huh i always
04:17open oh my god there's toes sticking out of the bed oh it's one of those here you go they're selling
04:26like feet yeah yeah no replacement feet because they wear them out that's it you know you're just
04:32banging those feet if you're really into feet yeah extra eyelashes if you keep blasting her in the face
04:39or stuff i guess i'm sure for some of those dudes the feet on a sex doll is like tires on a car
04:43i think so you gotta rotate them yep yep yep trent's looking really thin on this one right it almost looks
04:52like do you think they just like how much are they stick them on there with some kind of like
04:58600 bucks 600 bucks for feet yeah at least i need the top quality realistic feet yeah i mean that's
05:05you're paying top dollar because you can pick your color you can pick the size i want the toenails
05:10you can really customize it 600 but just for one or for the pair it's gotta be the pair pair of feet
05:18what's even still 300 so much what are people saying about the feet 300 a foot verified buyer
05:25exceeded my expectations oh man all daily routine is massaging my real pair of feet while watching
05:31television or quiet times i can't go a day without this so a real pair of feet this isn't even for the
05:38doll no he literally just massages these feet they're like people's foot fat it's like chuck
05:43goes home sits on his couch isn't okay i thought that was for the doll listen i think some of them
05:48are i've talked about it got the hand i got a hand and fingernail thing there's no part of me
05:54that would just want to hold some plastic hands you're not you don't have a crazy foot fetish
06:00no but i'm saying like i do have a hand thing like for sure 100 percent but no part of me would
06:07ever be like i want i want hands that are like not attached to someone it's like the someone
06:14and then great hands i love the pair of feet for therapeutic massage therapy see what they're doing
06:20it they're like they're they hold the feet and massage them at night yeah that's the saddest
06:25scariest thing i've ever heard that's people perfect for the man who loves gary yes of course
06:32the man who loves giving foot massages the silicone mixture used in this was spot on for pliability in
06:49terms of both foot softness so yeah people buy these feet just to massage them like that's their
07:06thing massaging fake feet yeah they're just obsessed with feet that's something i never even could dream
07:11look that guy even put them in shoes in nylons first nylons and then in the high heels oh my god
07:20then he pretends to have him walk around the house or something strange people are so messed up you guys
07:26they really when you when you leave people isolated for too long you got to be a rich pervert i never
07:31thought of like simulating like stomping like i'm being i'm stomping myself so you can give her like a
07:39bluetooth vag too well i always upgrade to the bluetooth you know some of these people put it on
07:44credit card they don't have the money yeah oh yeah they're deep in right fake feet yeah that means
07:50some people are in collections for it oh yeah you're right like just someone is yeah the repo like
07:56kicks a door into right and hooks her up to a tow truck you want to get on a payment plan for these
08:00feet or what a payment plan um which badge would you like oh dave i'm just saying if you had to
08:06okay i know myself i'm picking several you got to change it up that is wild though everybody would
08:14have their yeah you have your type yeah that's that's a weird one we'll skip that one okay i know
08:22it's disgusting but what is the mouth thing like does that attach to the the doll i don't think it
08:30does i think that is a separate thing again it can be used as a standalone masturbator but it is also
08:36compatible with the autoblow too oh wow you hook that up to an auto it's 540 it's cheaper than
08:42something you don't want to drop at the airport excuse me sir excuse me oh no i got your oral
08:49simulator yeah i'm an artist yeah that's it okay but if you spent almost 600 bucks on that
08:56and you left it at tsa you go back for it wouldn't you 100 i have to ask attention if anyone left a
09:02oral sex simulator at the tsa checkpoint b please return yeah the accessory game is weird here oh wow
09:09huh i didn't i never saw this i didn't know that like all the shows we've done i didn't know that
09:14were just feet people could buy that right and just like a head on like a mouth and nose on a stick
09:20you know what i'd love to know i'd love to know how much that company i always assume okay they're
09:25doing all right because they're selling these dolls at five grand a pop or whatever but like how
09:30much have they made on just the feet so much they must have made a fortune guys there's a department
09:36ahead of feet oh yeah i don't think head of feet department most people can afford a full real
09:40doll but they can afford if they save up a real doll blower a real doll feet a real doll dongs that
09:49one really freaks me out oh the mouth yeah i hope i'm never just me and i know it's tough mouth on a
09:54stick that to me is it's just like one of this that's sadder than a real doll to me just having a
09:58mouth on a stick yeah well i just like these guys it must hit some hopeless hopeless times
10:04hey you guys you can visit the real doll factory you can go for a tour where is it it's in las vegas
10:09are you why didn't we do this why did we not go are you serious right now that would have been
10:13amazing you can do it only oh yeah i bet um i bet that's crawling oh my god 11 a.m to 4 30 p.m
10:21monday through thursday of most weeks you have to go undercover as your buffalo bill it's cost
10:27oh my god you got him hanging up like terminators oh i love this room wow it's 100 per
10:33person oh my goodness but then that fee can be taken off the price of a doll if you go ahead
10:37and buy one okay that would have been worth 100 bucks you guys to go there together there's photos
10:43from 2018 inside the factory and i'm sure we probably looked at it on the show and i don't
10:47remember but it's creepy it's definitely creepy in there yeah it's just hanging yeah a lot of hanging
10:53dolls yeah no it's just so weird man it's just wild that somebody was like i'm gonna make a business
11:01well they're not they weren't dumb like they know they were they were like ahead of the curve
11:05i still don't think it's where it's going to end up i mean come on that's why i can't go there
11:13i can't even go there as a joke because that picture would be taken of me
11:17touching one of their faces you can imagine this guy this guy is just like a news guy who was invited
11:23there and they're like oh get a picture of the fat one he's perfect yeah he's measuring her mouth
11:29right there he was he was like just feeling it for realism or something because he's trying to do his
11:34job he's got a media credential badge on but we now just look at it as well you know this is probably
11:39that like sex show right they do every year like the new innovations yeah but he's getting right in
11:46there touching it oh