Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Craigslist ad out of Tampa, FL that is offering free lube to people. The person who posted it says they ordered too much and want to give the extra away. The show tries to figure out what they'd do with an overstock of lube.
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00:00got a great deal for you chuck on the tampa craigslist oh i'm always surfing it
00:12free lube wow can't be free i ordered some lube from amazon and they accidentally shipped me five
00:21boxes of ky lube so there's four boxes unopened need gone packaging still intact come get it
00:28it's free here's the number to call it's already gone well it's still up yeah but what's what's
00:38this person want i think that they would just throw it away yeah i mean like i guess it's a lot
00:43for how much four boxes of it four four unopened boxes they shipped him five boxes by mistake
00:50i mean you got boxes and how many is in a box gotta be a lot i'm guessing a lot yeah he needed
00:57one which is impressive someone said go for the lube stay for the pit well yeah rub the lube
01:04there's something come on there's there's something more to this here who just gives away free lube
01:10yeah because if you accidentally got free lube right yeah okay boxes what do you what do you would
01:16you all do with it i know what i would do well besides you can't use all five boxes no can you
01:23i don't think so but i never have to worry about it ever again you just keep it i would just keep
01:27it i would keep it yeah and then people see all like accidentally see your five boxes if you came
01:33over to my house and you saw five boxes of lube would you be like chuck's weird no no i would be
01:40it would just be like be concerning to me and be like wow this guy's more wild than i thought yeah
01:45you know i need a little bit of lube and amazon screwed up i would just hold on you would hold
01:51on to it there's just no way i hoard everything i'm holding on to it have you met him i'm holding
01:57on to it he keeps everything wouldn't you throw it most people would throw it away you're not
02:01selling it on craigslist i would secretly bring it to the dumpster at night probably yeah because
02:06you don't want people neighbors to see it or whatever like under cover of night
02:09like i try making my way through as much of it as i could and then oh yeah i'd donate it i think
02:15maybe no you wouldn't you can't walk where are you donating that to who needs gifts lots of people
02:21there's lots of tell me where you would donate that at i would wrap it up at and just put it
02:28underneath any like uh company style christmas tree that i find just in case there's some kind
02:34of gift giving well he'd bring a bottle in for each of us for starters yeah true you get lube and you
02:39that's true dave would just and then you just put it out here at the radio station and then it
02:43would be gone in a second gone it's true you just put it if you put a box of lube out on a table
02:48out there oh it'd be gone before the morning show ended yeah it would it would i mean the needy
02:55need lube too that's true you're right homeless lube yeah they're the lubeless so if okay how about
03:02if a guy came up to your car at the corner and he's got the sign like looking for cash and you
03:06handed him instead a bottle of lube that's weird would that be that's how i would pay for everything
03:12after that i think then they think you want to have sex he's getting in the car with you
03:16what are you talking about you're gonna give some dude on the side of the road some lube yes
03:20okay let's have sex yeah he knows what it's for he knows what it's for get in the car
03:25get in the car he would just be like come over to my shade umbrella yeah like you're my sugar daddy
03:31now yeah you got a nice choice dave it's a bold choice okay that makes sense i love dave pulling
03:38over on eight mile yeah you are in luxor hey i know times are tough but this should take the edge
03:48i never thought of i just thought for their own use they could enjoy it right no no you're sending
03:52a message i would be propositioning them with the lube now i i will say this if i had five boxes of lube
04:00at my house um i think if someone was to discover it and you are uh trying to foster any kind of
04:08romance with them yeah i mean they think they are thinking terrible they're number one they're thinking
04:14that's so much lube i must need well yeah yeah for my own yeah watch out who like the ladies you're
04:22handing this out too because then they're gonna be offended yeah oh yeah come on especially certain
04:27age ladies you'd be like well then yeah oh you're well i'm not there yet yeah i know no i know
04:34you're dry no i don't want to send that message i'm not going to send your dry message but then to
04:41me i also don't want to send the i need all this for the stuff that i'm going to make you do to me
04:46right exactly oh what is he into because that's what you needed you'd need it back there if you
04:52were five boxes five boxes like that's a lot of stuff like you could fill a bathtub wrestling in it
04:59or stuff or who's wrestling in it i know what do they call like a jelly wrestling what is it like
05:05oh they oiled up like if you were into that i mean i don't mind it but i mean i'd be into it
05:11not myself though i would watch it porn videos of people covered in lube wrestling each other oh
05:17yeah for blue wrestling of course you can donate it to a porn company oh i guess yeah yeah someone
05:22said toys for twats oh my god oh my god that's a charity to get behind oh senior center would they
05:33accept it no no a senior center god there's a lot of sex happening there so many other concerns
05:39probably very dry sex yes very dry just saying i never thought about the dryness of those old
05:46people banging right yeah they run out of juices it's like sandpaper down there probably yeah it is
05:51yeah that's not i think you could give them lube i don't know they'd say thank you
05:56you're in such bad shape there's a lot of heart attacks after day visits
06:01lube just killed about 20 people yep yep there's a lot of sexually active seniors
06:07yeah oh of course right so we all know they need to be moist as well again bold to go to a senior
06:13center and with four cases i've got my dog not knowing anyone there i'm just like here i go i'm a
06:18perv hi i'm here to drop off lube to senior ladies it seems like i'm into senior sex yeah i guess
06:27i'm not thinking i'm just thinking of the kindness i'm not thinking of the perviness of it
06:31yeah that's to think of all of it that's the problem i guess you do i need lisa around to be like
06:35and this is why i think in the same way we are also uh just adding perviness to what might have
06:44happened here with this guy where he's like dude i've got they dropped five boxes off i've got to
06:49unload four get get these out of my house get a big black trash bag put it in there and you put it
06:55out to the curb that's i mean that's the only thing is sorry wasteful yes but otherwise not keeping
07:03that i feel like he's got like those are big bottles too yeah like oh yeah they come in like
07:09pack of eight so yeah you're getting a lot of lube all depends yeah did you know they make real we are
07:18dealing with a real whore here lube suppositories oh why wouldn't they stick it up there so it melts
07:25in there it melts wow yeah so is that like to if you have a dry problem you could slip that up there
07:34and then your partner would never know yeah it seems like it i feel like they would know
07:38sneaky little lubrication like i think ego would be like wow yeah oh my god i think it's a real
07:46difference you know it's a real difference when all things all systems are go it's a real difference
07:52dissolves in minutes uh that for sure there is uh what that's a vaginal oh okay vaginal
08:00moisturizer okay it says right here easy to use vagina moisturizer that's not where they're using it but
08:04that's that's what it says multiple uses probably i don't know if it'd be safe supplements the body's
08:10natural lubrication and feels like your own natural vaginal moisture yeah it's quite a depositor they
08:17give you they want you to get it up in there i guess right i guess oh i've never you have to like
08:23kind of like blow on the end no you do not fire it i'm sure you do not i believe that works as a
08:31tiny catapult yeah look a blow gun discreet i think it is so you can pretend you are moist
08:39yeah i think that's well sure i mean it's just listen guys are pretending to be hard and some
08:45ladies are pretending to be moist it's fine you shake hands at the end of the day one review says
08:49very moist i bet yeah raise your confidence brings my youth back they know what they're doing yep
08:57oh that's good lots of choices for dry ladies that sucks too like that one woman there is the face of
09:04dry ladies yeah i know but you take the gig right whatever it's a paying gig you're gonna be a real
09:12dry lady on the internet yep something you gotta do