Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Georgia who was arrested after he licked a woman's hair at the mall. Then, they question the existence of a hair-licking fetish and find out that it definitely exists, with video proof.
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00:00Well, speaking of hair, this is a bizarre incident.
00:08We've said many times now, we're on to the perverts.
00:12They love them all.
00:13Oh, my God.
00:14They have for a long time.
00:16They have, but now they know for sure.
00:19Oh, yeah.
00:19Here's where you're going to find some people.
00:21And so a bizarre hair-licking incident just took place at a mall in Georgia.
00:30That's tough to pull off.
00:31Hair-licking.
00:32That's tough to pull off.
00:33That's unlike.
00:34I got to get real close to you to lick your hair.
00:36Yeah, you do.
00:38Quite disturbing.
00:39Here's the story on this one from Fox 5.
00:42Yeah, allegedly licked and sucked this young woman's hair.
00:45It happened here at Arbor Place Mall around this time of day after 3 p.m.
00:51That's weird.
00:53I don't know.
00:55I don't know of anybody that licks hair.
00:57But that is exactly what Douglasville police allege this man did.
01:0135-year-old Devon Davis at Arbor Place Mall Tuesday afternoon.
01:05That person shouldn't be around other people.
01:07Douglas County's Arbor Place Mall is one of the larger shopping destinations in West Georgia,
01:12attracting people regionally, including the Shower family from Alabama.
01:16But I can tell you, I would keep my distance from him
01:19and keep my wife and kids away from him for sure.
01:22Police tell us Davis walked up to an 18-year-old woman, a stranger,
01:26touched her shoulder, and began licking and sucking her hair.
01:30I think that's gross.
01:32And I think I would have responded in a way that I probably would have been in jail today.
01:38The suspect is charged with simple assault and willful obstruction of law enforcement officers.
01:42The latter charge from running from the police officer dispatched to this bizarre, suspicious activity call.
01:48Bond was set at $2,000.
01:50He's already bonded out.
01:52One of the conditions of the bond, he has to stay away from the Arbor Place Mall.
01:57Let's go to another.
01:58Yeah, exactly.
01:59It goes to the other one.
02:01Pete, this isn't a thing, right?
02:03Sucking hair?
02:03Ladies, has anyone sexually sucked your hair?
02:06Yes, they have.
02:07Like, are people into this that you've encountered?
02:12Like, there's a real...
02:13Hair suckers.
02:13We never talked about it before on the show.
02:16Is there a hair-sucking fetish?
02:18I think there are hair jerkers.
02:22Well, I know that.
02:22We talked about that.
02:23They finish...
02:23You know, but also, like, use the hair.
02:27Oh, okay.
02:28You know, hair suckers, though, that's a twist.
02:33I mean, that's a twist.
02:34I think most women would be put off by that.
02:38Yeah, it's a hard sell.
02:39I would hope so.
02:40I would say so.
02:41I would say so.
02:41Even, okay, even if a woman started sucking my hair off butt, I'd be confused.
02:47I'd let it roll, but...
02:48I would, too.
02:49I'm like, as I think about it, as I'm saying it, I'm like...
02:51You've got my beard in your mouth.
02:53I'm going to let this ride, but I feel like she's really into me if she's sucking my hair.
02:58Please stop.
02:58Let's hope this isn't a thing that happens every time.
03:02But if it is...
03:03Right.
03:03If you have had that happen to you, have you had a man suck your hair?
03:07That's disgusting.
03:08It's not good.
03:091-855-954-6969 is the number.
03:13Jason apparently just saw something disturbing.
03:141-855-954-6969, or you can text us at 469-69.
03:21What'd you see?
03:22It's out there.
03:23It is.
03:24It's licking people's hair.
03:26Not even in a porto.
03:27So if you Google hair licking and go to the O's, you'll see people licking people's hair.
03:33I love that we can just go to him now and just be like, what did you see, Jason?
03:36What did you see?
03:37What have you all crazy eyes seen?
03:40No, what the hell is going on?
03:42Oh, my God.
03:42Dear God Almighty.
03:43Look at the one underneath it, the guy in the green shirt.
03:46No, that's true.
03:47I don't need to see that.
03:48Oh, my God.
03:48That's not right at all.
03:50I mean, like, arrest that man.
03:51I couldn't watch that.
03:52Arrest that man.
03:53Call the authorities.
03:54Call the authorities.
03:54It must be arrested.
03:55Oh, you've got to be a member of the hair licking club.
03:58A member?
03:59Yeah.
03:59Members only content.
04:01Oh, my God.
04:02See, nothing like that.
04:04Likes it.
04:05I'm surprised it's never been brought up before.
04:06I am, too.
04:07All the years on this weird show.
04:10That's how rare I think it is.
04:12Oh, no.
04:13This is exactly how I think it goes, too.
04:18Listen, don't let me, please.
04:19That looks greasy.
04:20It doesn't look like greasy up top there.
04:22I like it.
04:23This is how I like it.
04:24If I was going to be.
04:25Oh, God.
04:26Here he goes.
04:26He's going in.
04:27Here he goes.
04:28First, he smells.
04:29This woman is not there of sound mind.
04:33No, she is.
04:34Stop it.
04:35Being forced to be.
04:36Stop it.
04:37Oh, my God.
04:39I don't know.
04:40I don't like this.
04:40Oh, here he.
04:41There's the licking.
04:42Oh, I didn't see the licking.
04:43There's the licking.
04:44Oh, my God.
04:45Licking and sucking and sucking and licking.
04:51He's, like, brushing it in with his hand, too, like, after he moistens it.
04:56I don't like it at all.
04:58I mean, I feel like the authorities would rush in there and just club this man.
05:02This is her page, so she's long hair Kavita, so maybe she charges men.
05:07To do this, right?
05:08Maybe this is her gig.
05:09Oh, I bet.
05:09You can come suck my hair.
05:11Oh, it is a horrible thing to watch.
05:13Yeah.
05:13Holy cow.
05:14This is, like, horrible.
05:16Oh, my goodness.
05:17It is.
05:17Why is it so disturbing?
05:19It's like stuff.
05:20Now, listen.
05:21We've seen so much worse than that.
05:22I know.
05:23It's bad, though.
05:24This, it looks like this is all their content, right?
05:27Yeah.
05:27Like, it's this guy and that woman.
05:29And he just sucks and licks and smells her hair.
05:33And they have 8,000 people that follow them.
05:37Oh, jeez.
05:39You don't mind me.
05:40She's just smiling.
05:41I'm going to suck your hair.
05:45Smelly, smelly, smelly, smelly hair.
05:48Hair, look, look.
05:49Hair, look, look.
05:49Hair, look, look.
05:51Oh, yeah.
05:52That's a nice knockoff Nike Jordan.
05:55Yeah.
05:57It's not.
05:58That is not the official logo.
05:59No, it's not.
06:00It's close.
06:01I got that cool hat to wear.
06:03Wow, man.
06:03He's not going to pop that whole thing in his mouth, right?
06:05I hope he does.
06:06I think he's going to.
06:08No, he's just, this is just a smelly.
06:10Oh, my God.
06:12He keeps her hair greasy.
06:14Okay, so people are texting and they have experienced it.
06:17My girlfriend's best friend used to date a guy who wanted a hair job.
06:20Hair jobs.
06:21And when he.
06:22Oh.
06:23What?
06:24When he would.
06:24When he was done.
06:26He would.
06:28Suck the stuff out.
06:30Whoa.
06:31Yep.
06:32You don't want to leave it in there.
06:35Yikes, huh?
06:35Not what I was expecting either.
06:37Someone said, I have caught a guy sucking on my hair while doing me from behind.
06:42What?
06:43He was pulling my ponytail and then it was all wet and I was like, what the F?
06:48But I didn't mind.
06:50See?
06:51Some people are okay with it.
06:52See?
06:54Just like that woman who's making.
06:55Gotta go wash your hair.
06:56Oh, my God.
06:57Get in the shower.
06:58Yeah, it's real gross.
06:59So gross.
06:59I was hooking up with a guy that was obsessed with playing with my hair and smelling it,
07:05loved brushing it, loved braiding it, and loved finishing in it.
07:10I didn't mind as long as he let me shower right after, but even he wasn't into licking
07:15it.
07:16So he did everything else except licking it.
07:18And it just goes to show you, like, people are willing to do almost everything.
07:22That's a laid back lady.
07:23Yeah, she's like, go ahead, finish on my hair.
07:26As long as I can shower.
07:27As long as I can pop in the shower quickly.
07:29Sure, go ahead.
07:30Get to finishing.
07:30Yeah.
07:31Okay, this is weird, but I think, like, in the, in, like, a sexual conversation type
07:41of thing, there might be, like, a question of, like, where would you want to arrive on
07:46me or whatever.
07:48It's very rare, I think, that anyone would be, like, just on your, on top of your, on
07:55top of your head, like, on your hair or something like that.
07:58Like, no one, that's not an answer.
08:00Right in your back.
08:00Most men, yeah.
08:02Most men are looking for somewhere else.
08:04No.
08:05Yep.
08:05Not in your hair.
08:06No.
08:06I think that's a real pervy thing.
08:08I don't know why.
08:09Yeah.
08:10But it just makes, it just seems much more pervier than.
08:12I just seems, it seems like, I'd be like, I'm sorry.
08:15I know that's going to take a minute to get out of there.
08:16Yeah, that's a mistake.
08:18I feel bad about what just happened.
08:19So this lady texted back, she said, that guy who was obsessed with my hair was named Paul,
08:23so I always called him Paul Mitchell.
08:26Oh, God, it's Paul Mitchell.
08:27Yeah, you put him in your phone, is that for sure.
08:31You know?
08:32That guy does, that guy does great hair.
08:36Yeah, so if you, if you want to look it up online, there are a bunch of hair-licking
08:41videos.
08:43And don't put nude or porn in part of your search, otherwise you're going to get just muff stuff.
08:50Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
08:52Oh, yes.
08:53Muff stuff.
08:56Now that should be a website, muffstuff.com.
08:58It is.
08:59It's already got to be.
09:00I think you've looked it up before.
09:01Muff stuff?
09:02Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
09:03You come up with a website idea every day.
09:05And I, because there's some out there just waiting to be taken, Lee.
09:09Let's get it.
09:09No.
09:09It's probably earmuffs or something.
09:11Yeah.
09:11Oh, that would be a real letdown.
09:13I'm going to go ahead.
09:14No, look at that.
09:14It's for sale.
09:15So someone has.
09:16That's expensive, though.
09:18Someone's been holding that forever.
09:18I've been holding that forever.
09:19Think of the katrillions we'll make off, muffstuff.com.
09:23Katrillions.
09:24Yes.
09:25I bet it would make a trillions.
09:26It's nice.
09:27Yes.
09:28Every porn site does.
09:29Yeah, muffstuff.
09:30It just makes me so mad, because you know that someone came up with this, like, in the
09:35early 2000s, and they bought it, because they were like, listen, man, these websites
09:39are going to go for a pretty penny.
09:41It is expensive.
09:42Yeah.
09:42It is, kind of.
09:43When you can get one for free most of the time.
09:45If you buy it, I'll curate it.
09:46I'll curate muffstuff.com.
09:48A hundred percent.
09:49I feel like that's a reasonable price for muffstuff.com.
09:52You do?
09:52I do, too, because I do think there is some money-making ability there.
09:55I do think there is.
09:56Like, if you got that website and then didn't make at least $600 off of that, are you a
10:03fool?
10:04Of course you would.
10:04Yeah, I think muffstuff.com.
10:05Dave and Chuck's muffstuff.com?
10:07It would pay for itself at least within one year.
10:10I would think so.
10:11Like, you'd have to make more than $600.
10:13Yeah, muff isn't, like, the go-to.
10:16It's not.
10:17It's not.
10:18I don't think I've ever searched for it.
10:21You heard it's making a big comeback, right?
10:24We just talked about that.
10:25It is.
10:25It might be the time.
10:26Like, the time is now.
10:27Let's catch the muff wave.
10:29Muff's hot right now?
10:29Yeah, it is.
10:30It's getting.
10:31Let's come back around.
10:33Catch the muff wave.
10:34Let's catch the muff wave.
10:36Ride the muff.
10:37It ebbs and flows.
10:38We're on a big muff high.
10:40Take advantage of it.
10:41Muffstuff.com.
10:42Be cool to see an actual muff wave.
10:45Oh, my God.
10:46Oh, my God.