Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to listeners about their experiences with drug deals going wrong.
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00:00all right here's a question for you guys were you a part of a drug deal that went wrong
00:12and what happened my lawyer has advised me not to speak on the topic dave yep i don't know
00:19nothing about no drugs have you been a part of a drug deal no call gone wrong you can be anonymous
00:26if you must you can request voice changing technology because one did just go wrong in
00:31utah and we'll tell you what happened there in just a moment but have you been a part of a drug deal
00:36gone wrong yeah we had to kill a guy one time um because he just uh you know he shorted us so
00:44cut his head off with a chainsaw we did yeah okay that's a lesson learned we've got an anonymous lady
00:50with us here okay but is it yeah regular hi anonymous hi how are you i'm good how are you
00:58good you at one point in your life have been part of a drug deal that went wrong uh so uh i have five
01:04years clean now and i'm a mother of three but my life was really raunchy for some time and um so i
01:10was a dancer at a club and i was highly intoxicated and apparently ordered a giant amount of heroin
01:18from a drug dealer and i didn't remember it at all not even at close and he came you know the next
01:24night with a brick like the size of my forearm for me and i had no clue what to do with it i don't have
01:30experience with that drug and he's like no like you need to pay me for this uh you ordered it and i
01:37ended up just uh scooting out early and i don't know what he did with all of his drugs but apparently i
01:45ordered them oh wow it's not it's not like amazon huh like you can't just i'd like to return that i'd
01:53just like to return that please he was so angry and i was naked that was bad oh yeah well a lot of
02:00that there's a lot of that probably in that yeah set up yep he can't take it back to the warehouse
02:05yeah because uh you can't return it and he can't return it probably yeah that's how that works do a
02:12special order in that way i do believe you are stuck you also though like you gotta know who's
02:18putting in the special order yeah you know right drunk naked stripper yeah she might not really know
02:24not reliable the responsibilities of my uh an arm-sized batch of heroin yeah yeah uh buddy passed
02:33a fake 20 to my dealer next time i went a gun was pulled i had to pay for my buddy's douchebaggery
02:42oh man i would be furious that would upset me be a good dude like back in the day like when i was
02:47really partying i cared about my drug dealer rating as much as dave cares about his uber that's right
02:52of course like i had the best credit i don't have like good real credit
02:56five stars i was like wow my whole house of drugs he's a platinum member
03:04i never thought about that you want to be in good standing yeah yeah yeah because if you want drugs
03:13yeah because i mean everybody knows someone who was their collect collection tactics are different
03:18so true oh and they don't just send you pestering letters right no ain't like paying the rising bill
03:25for a little bit no no if you're gonna choose which one to pay yep you pay the dealer yeah voice
03:32changing technology we've heard from the buyers let's hear from the dealer okay an anonymous drug
03:38dealer with us here good morning anonymous i was selling a roxy cotton to a man who knew me
03:44a small town he had got trouble previously had a wire on i didn't know it and i ended up doing four
03:51years i did two years in and did the rest on probation and um i'm all good now thanks for calling in
03:58appreciate it yep yeah the wire the wire i guess you gotta get patted down right like do you i don't know
04:09if you pat people down at the smallest of things i don't well yeah but i'll say this i'd be terrified
04:16someone tells me like in dave's mind like every drug deal is a bunch of like briefcases yes it's
04:21like a movie it's like a movie like every day even to buy just like the yeah a little bit of oxycontin
04:26yeah you wearing a wire you scumbag stuff yeah two chicks in miniskirts are like escorting the guy
04:36and dave pulls up in a testarosa
04:40there you want 40 bucks worth of weed yeah is that correct let me see the green
04:48yeah let's see the green
04:51i well yeah maybe i guess i've never been a part of one in real life i just have the hollywood
04:58version of drug deals in my head yeah there may not be correct yeah a lot of times just the guy
05:04has it in his pocket when it's like here and then you go oh here there's no padding no padding
05:11down and no okay uh still with voice changing technology anonymous with us how did your drug
05:16deal go wrong well i drove my boyfriend's forster down to french road in detroit about 50 miles from
05:24where i live went into a house with the guy i was in there doing some drugs and instead of money i was
05:33supposed to do a favor for him yeah but when it came time to do that i couldn't go through with it
05:39and i noticed i started looking around and the door was bolted there was no windows the guy chased
05:44me out with a baseball bat and was trying to he was trying to smash and kill me but he was getting my
05:50motorcycle so you wait you went into this deal as if you you will blow for some blow like that was
05:57the deal you had worked out yeah and then i couldn't go through with my part of it right
06:02yeah i'd be all about that first part if i was a dealer
06:07hard to convince the job when it's staring down the middle
06:12i have a hundred stories but i just i'm glad to be alive listening to you
06:19i'm sure man we're glad uh no we're glad you are too yes man absolutely sir have a good day
06:25what that was a lady was a voice changing no it was voice changing i think it was a man
06:33i don't think so i thought it was a gay man that's what i was in the impression of
06:37he's a boyfriend and he's gonna blow for blow i thought i thought it was just a gay man
06:42i just thought it was a homosexual man either gay or bisexual i thought it was a man i thought
06:47it was a butchier woman the only one who knows for sure is jason oh you're right jason what's up
06:55jason the gentleman or the person we just spoke to uh in voice changing who went for the um who uh
07:03the motorcycle was destroyed the bat attack was trapped in the place yeah was that a man no that
07:10was a female oh chuck that was a lady once again wow dude yeah that was a lady yeah yep
07:18that's what i thought oh voice changer screwed me up on that one i thought i was like stop calling
07:23her oh man it got me too i thought it was everybody got everybody got everybody except me
07:29i knew it was a woman i just knew it well you got that six cents yeah you do you can spot a lady
07:36man anywhere that's one of my talents james stop talking to that person it's a lady man
07:45apologies voice changing changed it for me it totally changed your voice to more masculine so
07:52thanks man see you man you must have said man or him or no sir about four times i thought it was a
07:59dude yeah it was at least three four times uh luckily this time i'm not alone no no no that's all i'll say
08:06i'm not
08:06you