Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was abducted and kidnapped in Cambodia and forced to be a blood slave all while telemarketing to pay his own ransom.
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00:00A Chinese man says he has been the victim of a bizarre and brutal kidnapping scheme.
00:24He was used as a blood slave.
00:30My biggest fears.
00:32I never thought about it.
00:34I don't know anyone ever used me as a, yeah, crockpot's a blood slave.
00:38That's my two, top two, now top two, Andy's top two.
00:44Itchy prostate.
00:45Oh, okay, top three.
00:47So, okay, can you put them in order for me, one to three?
00:50Crockpot.
00:51Crockpot.
00:52One.
00:54Two bloodslaid, I really don't want to be a blood slave, you guys.
00:57And then, yeah, I would go with the third one.
01:01It's got to be whatever that last one I said was.
01:04Itchy prostate.
01:04Itchy prostate.
01:05Yeah, that's it.
01:06Get in there.
01:07Got to get in there.
01:08Andy's top three fears.
01:10Itchy prostate, crockpot, being a blood slave.
01:13Yeah.
01:13I don't like any of those.
01:17No one does.
01:18Yeah.
01:19Yeah, I guess that is.
01:19I'm only cool with two out of three of those.
01:21Crockpots, I like.
01:23Oh, God, what's another one?
01:24Yeah.
01:25He only likes crockpots.
01:27For months, the unnamed man was used for his blood.
01:31The kidnappers hooked him up to an IV, and they pulled 800 milliliters of blood a month
01:39from his veins.
01:41Okay.
01:41He then was forced to take part in various telemarketing fraud schemes, which is your
01:46fourth fear.
01:47Oh, yeah.
01:47That is a real big...
01:50I don't want to telemarket while hooked up to an IV.
01:54Selling my own blood as a telemarketer?
01:58Hello?
01:58Hi, listen, I'm a blood slave.
02:02I don't want to have time to tell you where I am or how to help me, but I would like to
02:07offer you some type O blood.
02:09Oh.
02:10I don't know you're interested.
02:12I hate when you're interested.
02:13Of course.
02:14I will take it.
02:15All right.
02:16Well, let's get you signed up, then.
02:18I'll take a two people's work.
02:19What's that?
02:20Two people's work.
02:22Oh, no.
02:23Okay.
02:24Drain yourself almost a day.
02:25Yeah, I'm already almost past it.
02:27Oh, no.
02:28Oh, no.
02:29Uh-huh.
02:30He had to do the telemarketing to earn his own ransom.
02:36Wow.
02:37He had to earn enough money through his telemarketing schemes to disconnect himself from being a
02:43blood slave.
02:43The next time you're having a bad day.
02:45Yeah.
02:46Just hope to God no one finds out.
02:48You weren't captured and made into a blood slave.
02:50There you go.
02:50And forced to telemarket.
02:52And forced to be a telemarketer.
02:53And I only had, out of all my jobs, I only telemarketed one time.
02:56I did not like it.
02:57No.
02:57I did too.
02:58Once.
02:59He was finally able to escape from his captures after an opening showed itself when one of
03:02the gang members who had abducted him switched sides.
03:06Probably the only reason he's alive today.
03:08Yeah.
03:08Oh, thank God for that plot twist.
03:10I know.
03:11Jeez, I was almost just forever a blood slave.
03:15I'm going to set you free.
03:16I'm glad that you're switching sides, bud.
03:19Oh, my God.
03:20I got tired of just doing that bread thing.
03:27There he is.
03:28Oh, look at him.
03:28It's been a bad day.
03:29That's him doing telemarketing, too.
03:33That's him at work.
03:34It is.
03:35On the job.
03:36He's like, come on, guys.
03:37Come on.
03:39Please.
03:40I'm hooked up to the machine.
03:42They're sucking his blood out right now.
03:44They've got the thing on his arm.
03:45Do you think they, like, bigger people make better blood slaves?
03:48He's a bigger dude.
03:49I think the more blood you have, the better, right?
03:51Yeah.
03:51But I feel like they just found out someone at type O.
03:54Is type O, like, it works on everyone?
03:56Yeah.
03:56I think so, yeah.
03:57And that's why it's so invaluable.
03:58Yeah.
03:59Yeah.
04:01Man.
04:02He's been through it.
04:03Don't reveal your blood type.
04:05No, never.
04:05My blood type's got to be, like, the best.
04:08Oh.
04:08Oh, man.
04:09Oh, this wiener.
04:10Jeez.
04:11Oh, my God.
04:12I didn't notice his tiny little wiener.
04:14Yeah.
04:15Oh, no.
04:17Oh, no.
04:18It just gets worse for the poor man.
04:20I mean, he had a rough, rough go there.
04:22I mean, I don't know if I broke my back.
04:24Sorry if I don't rook great.
04:26I was just a broad strain for a while.
04:29You rook are really tired.
04:30Yeah, I was a broad strain.
04:32Oh, broad strain.
04:34Yeah, they made me car people.
04:37Oh, terror marketing broad strain?
04:40Pretty bad.
04:41That's a word.
04:42Rockery, the guy switched sides.
04:43Everything was cool.
04:44Oh, thank God.
04:46Oh, there's a real rough go there for a while, but don't judge how I rook.
04:50You rook a real tight.
04:52That picture right there is worse.
04:55Oh, man.
04:56I'm going to make that my Instagram profile picture.
04:59Yeah.
05:00He looked pretty plump for being, uh, in...
05:03Well, they're probably feeding him a lot of Chinese food.
05:05Months.
05:06Yeah, he is.
05:08He's real plump.
05:08You have to feed him a lot.
05:10You have to reproduce blood, maybe?
05:11Get the blood right.
05:12I've got to give him food.
05:14You're my blood slave.
05:15I have to feed my blood slave.
05:16You can't, yeah, you can't let him die.
05:18You need his blood.
05:19No.
05:19Eat, blood slave.
05:20Doesn't look like he's got a lot of energy.
05:22He doesn't.
05:23He doesn't really have any blood.
05:25They sucked him almost dry, and then they just fed him chocolate chip cookies again.
05:34What a bad day that is.
05:35Oh, you're going to take a picture while I'm a blood slave?
05:38Yeah, make a couple phone calls, too.
05:41Try and sell some of this insurance.
05:42You're making a documentary?
05:44Try and sell people more car insurance.
05:49Tell them about extended warranty frame.
05:51He sounds so weak, right?
05:52Yeah.
05:52Are you going to stop taking my blood in?
05:55Any point, please?
05:57Please help.
05:59Please help.
06:02Please help.
06:02Sir!
06:03Sir!
06:03Sir!
06:04I'm trying.
06:06That's so bad.
06:08It's like one of the worst fates I've ever heard.
06:10Oh, my God.
06:10It's awful.
06:11Yeah, it's real bad.
06:11I'm so...
06:12I hope he's really up and at him now.
06:14It doesn't look like it.
06:16I need to let him get scared.
06:17Bearing's about him before they keep taking pictures of him, too.
06:20I don't know if he's in a diaper, like whatever's hanging down, or is that just the chair?
06:25Please tell me that's maybe the chair.
06:26I think it's just the chair.
06:27He's just slipped down in the wheelchair.
06:29Oh, boy.
06:29He can't be expected to look that great.
06:32No.
06:32No.
06:32He was just a Cambodian blood slave.
06:35We're being a little harsh on the man.
06:36I don't know.
06:37He's a blood slave.
06:38Yeah.
06:38Like, I don't know how many, you know, pints of blood.
06:41What do you have?
06:42Ten?
06:42Are we got ten in us?
06:44And we can only afford to lose a certain amount?
06:46So they pulled 800 milliliters of blood a month from his...
06:50Yeah.
06:51Seems like a rot.
06:52Anybody gonna check the numbers on that?
06:54I don't care how much.
06:56Oh.
06:57You arrive, aren't you?
06:59Kind of, I suppose.
07:00Can you move?
07:02Yeah, a little bit.
07:06He's fine.
07:06Moose a little bit.
07:09Let's hope no one listening to the show is ever held as a blood slave.
07:11Oh, let's hope.
07:12Okay.
07:13Let's hope.
07:13Doesn't seem like a very good fate.
07:15Terrible fate.
07:16That's a...
07:17I just didn't know that was a thing.
07:19No.
07:21Yeah.
07:21у