Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy in Scotland who woke up in the wrong house after night of partying and wonder what it would be like if Andy did the same thing.
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00:00we're off to Scotland next this guy shared a funny video online he was at a party he went
00:11outside for a bit to have a smoke then he came back inside made himself some noodles and passed
00:17out on the couch he accidentally walked into the house next door though it wasn't until the next
00:24morning that they woke him up and were like who the hell are you yeah but they were so nice about
00:29it all now this video this dude has a thick Scottish accent awesome so it's kind of hard to
00:35understand for most people but I'm going to play it we put a link to it up at davidcheckthefreak.com
00:39if you want to see it for yourself this is how it played out by the way just a little heads up here
00:44when he says fag he's talking about a cigarette because that's what they call smokes over there
00:50oh all right so no one freaks out this is the video that he taped himself when he woke up the
00:56next morning after this house party so hold on a minute right genuinely this couple have woke me
01:04up right on their couch right this is absolute gospel right this couple have woke me up right and went
01:14to get a taxi last night like who are you right and i'm like he taught him i was at this party last night here
01:22and they're like there's no party i'm like no there was i remember the northern lights right and he went no trust me there's no party here last night
01:35they'll just woke up her couch right so i went to get a taxi last night gospel i went to get a taxi last night the
01:43taxi's left and i've come into the rang house i've come into the rang house got her cover went to sleep
01:51went to sleep and this couple look a couple phoned me up this morning like that who are you they're so nice i know
01:59super cool so what i've done is instead of getting back into the party i've went into the house next door i've went into the house next door
02:13and thank thank god this one was from glasgow so she's like hi we're welcoming cup of tea i
02:21fag
02:23Glasgow's awesome
02:25they're like the party was next door
02:27Scottish people
02:31they're like
02:33you've woke up and there's a pot of noodles
02:35i must have been beat myself
02:37i can't even tell what you're saying
02:39i can't even tell what you're saying
02:41i know
02:43honestly thank you very much for being so understanding
02:47wow that guy is a party
02:51so apparently that's a that's the country you want to be in if you do that
02:55yes
02:57they're gonna make you a cup of tea and give you a smoke
02:59cuz here
03:01it'd be like i woke up at somebody's house
03:03and they shot me right in the chair
03:05six times
03:07not laughing
03:09they didn't even offer me a cigarette
03:11they didn't even call the cops
03:13like they went right to facebook live
03:15you know what i mean
03:17i don't know if your video would be so
03:19like you'd be laughing so much
03:21like if you were in someone else's house
03:23i'd be like
03:25i'm terrified they're gonna wake up
03:29i gotta be honest with you
03:31i smell something
03:33i smell a yankee
03:35real quick
03:37because i gotta get out of here
03:39are you making noodles ernest
03:41oh he's up some redneck's up
03:43i'm typing and it's like
03:44andy get out andy get out
03:45yeah i'm trying i gotta wait on these goddamn noodles
03:47i'm not ramen or anything quick
03:49it's a nice good
03:50something smells good
03:51oh man he's slow to
03:53he's slow to wake up
03:55i hear him loading guns
03:57oh
03:59he's on the toilet right now
04:01oh no
04:03i figure i got about eight more minutes
04:05and these noodles will be done
04:07and i'm booking it out of here
04:09i gotta really be sneaky
04:11i heard this
04:13oh god he's gone
04:15i'm taking these noodles man
04:17oh my god
04:19i can't do it
04:21oh yeah you're not gonna make it
04:23oh it's cold
04:25you're not gonna make it
04:27everything's cold and dark
04:29it happened
04:31a much sadder facebook live
04:33it's a little different
04:34wow
04:35he's just like
04:37it's a glass
04:38i thought it was hilarious
04:39the woman the couple
04:40she was dying in the background
04:41she was laughing so hard
04:43yeah they're cool
04:44good people
04:45i don't know if i ever told this story on the air
04:47i wasn't drunk or anything
04:49but i came home
04:50but my whole reality was thrown asunder
04:52because i had parked one parking lot earlier than my actual parking lot
04:56right
04:57everything looks the same
04:58yeah
04:59and i'm walking towards my door
05:01and in my window of like the sliding glass door of the window
05:05two giant great danes jump
05:07and start barking
05:08i'm like little babies is in there
05:10i'm like why are there great danes in my place
05:13oh my gentle jesus
05:15this is the big one
05:17what the hell
05:18yeah
05:19and they're like oh i'm so stupid
05:20i'm so stupid
05:21oh god it's somebody else's place
05:23thank god though right
05:24thank god those dogs jumped up
05:26oh man
05:27yeah
05:28i was just like
05:29little baby
05:30oh i'm sorry i failed you
05:33oh he almost broke down
05:35like went to my knees
05:36like now why
05:37two great danes from hell
05:39how did the great danes even get in there
05:42yeah it was wild
05:43well i'm like oh no
05:45it's not my place
05:46oh no
05:47not my place
05:48wrong place wrong place
05:49one building too early
05:50steve's in tampa
05:51so what's your story man
05:52so i ended up getting super drunk
05:56at this cabin rental place
05:58and uh
05:59i decided i was gonna try and scare all my buddies that were still in the cabin
06:03well i ended up walking into the wrong cabin
06:06screaming and yelling and it turned out to be a bunch of kids playing board games
06:12pretty much scared the life out of them
06:14yeah and ended up looking like a psychopath
06:16well yes
06:17a strange man wanders into a cabin in the woods
06:20jesus christ
06:22you're not police over
06:24oh
06:26jesus
06:28jesus
06:30everybody
06:31no
06:33no no no
06:34wrong place
06:35wrong place
06:36you're just wrong place
06:38wrong place
06:39well
06:40i'm traumatized
06:41here's 20 bucks
06:42i'm trying 20 bucks
06:43that's pretty sweet
06:44here's 40 bucks
06:45oh they don't talk about this in those stories
06:48i know
06:5040 bucks
06:52mom's the word
06:56right
06:57cause you are i assume teenagers in a cabin in the woods
07:00you're already a little on edge about the serial killer that's gonna break in
07:03and right
07:04you know wearing a mask gonna stab you all to death
07:06so probably wasn't uh wasn't that great when that guy did that
07:10you
07:11you