Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Staten Island who saw someone breaking into his house on his doorbell cam and drove home to confront the burglar. Then, they imagine what it would be like if Andy's dad was listening to Madonna's 'Holiday' while celebrating the opportunity to face an intruder.
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00:00Imagine you're looking at your doorbell cam
00:09because you get a notification
00:10and there's a dude on it
00:11and he's breaking into your house.
00:15Yeah.
00:16Well, this homeowner in Staten Island
00:19raced home
00:20and ended up fighting with the man
00:23he saw on his doorbell camera
00:26creeping around his house,
00:27which led to the suspected burglar's arrest.
00:31Christian Schlegler said he was on his way
00:33to Brooklyn to play pickleball
00:35when his motion alert went off
00:36and he saw live footage of a man
00:39in front of his house
00:39through a doorbell camera the other morning.
00:42So he quickly just turned his car around
00:44and headed back home.
00:47As he drove home, he called the cops.
00:49He told authorities he believed someone
00:51was attempting to break into his house
00:52and rob him.
00:53He got home within 10 minutes.
00:55The unidentified man was already in.
00:59He got in through a back door
01:00and he was swiping a bag of items
01:03that were in his laundry room.
01:05He got some of the footage of the guy here.
01:09Man, that sucks to see
01:18because you're like,
01:19oh, well, here we go.
01:22I'm going to lose everything.
01:23Right.
01:24I mean, there's a close-up pic.
01:25The dude looks a bit special.
01:29Oh, I don't know.
01:30Maybe he got picked up.
01:31Is that him after?
01:31I think the guy,
01:32the Staten Island guy
01:33took care a little.
01:35If you see...
01:36Go! You're in my house!
01:37You wouldn't expect it.
01:39You see the guy...
01:40If you see the Staten Island guy,
01:41I wouldn't break into his house.
01:43Oh, no way.
01:44Even though he's going to play pickleball,
01:45you're like,
01:45oh, what a puss.
01:46He's going to go play pickleball.
01:47Yeah.
01:48And then you see the dude,
01:48and you're like,
01:49I don't want to play him in pickleball.
01:51Scroll down, Dave.
01:52Really?
01:52No, but I got douchebag.
01:54I'm more than like...
01:55You got douche?
01:55Oh, I went to his Instagram.
01:56He's got like a crazy head tattoo, like...
01:59Oh, okay.
02:00Because this picture that I saw
02:01of the guy here...
02:02Everyone's playing pickleball.
02:03Because he's in his room
02:04with like, you know,
02:06money on the wall.
02:08Well, that's...
02:08Yeah.
02:09I don't think that money
02:10was made the easy way.
02:11No, I don't think so either.
02:12He had to bust some skulls
02:13to get that cash.
02:14He doesn't really look like
02:16a pickleball player, you know?
02:18No.
02:18With all of it,
02:19he's tatted up.
02:20That's what pickleball courts
02:22are going to look like.
02:22He's got a blanket, though,
02:23with like robber masks on it.
02:26Yeah, that's his thing
02:27because that's what he has
02:27tattooed on the back of his head.
02:29And see that one
02:29he's got on the statue?
02:31Like, he's...
02:32There's a lot of...
02:32There's a couple photos
02:33of him wearing that.
02:34So I don't know if that...
02:35If that means something?
02:37You see a burglar
02:38that got burgled?
02:38I think it means something.
02:41Sometimes when you're a burglar,
02:43other burglars know
02:44that you like scored
02:45some really good burgling.
02:47Yep.
02:47And then they burgled you
02:49to try and get your good stuff.
02:51So yeah, it looks like
02:52he did get some good punches in.
02:55Yeah, because he doesn't...
02:55He doesn't look like that
02:56in the video.
02:58No, that's what I'm saying.
02:59I thought he was just
03:00a special man,
03:01but no, he made him special.
03:03He turned him a little special.
03:04Yeah, it looks a little special
03:05right there.
03:05Well, yeah.
03:06It looks like a shock
03:07Shaquille O'Neal.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Yeah.
03:10What?
03:10You didn't like the Shaq pizza?
03:14Yeah.
03:15Yeah, like people like Andy's dad
03:16are waiting to see someone
03:18try and break into their house.
03:18You just never know.
03:19Oh, you never know.
03:20Yeah.
03:21Yeah, go ahead.
03:22Oh, your dad would...
03:23So he's halfway to work.
03:26He gets a message
03:27saying someone's broken in.
03:28He interrupted his work day too?
03:30Yeah.
03:30You're not making it out of there.
03:31Oh, yeah.
03:32He puts on happy music.
03:33He turns up some happy music
03:35and turns around.
03:36He does some work.
03:37Oh, no.
03:38That would be a bad situation.
03:40Mm-mm.
03:41You're so right.
03:43He sees it
03:43and it's like...
03:44Woo!
03:45Yeah.
03:45Yeah.
03:46Holiday!
03:50Celebrate!
03:52That's a weird day.
03:54Celebrate.
03:54Just one day.
03:55And he's not listening to Madonna
03:57as well.
03:57Oh, he's in it.
03:58Oh, he's in it.
03:59It would be...
04:00It would be so nice.
04:03Yep.
04:03That's him driving home.
04:05That is.
04:05He can't wait.
04:07Hey, bud!
04:07Yeah, hey.
04:09Hey, stranger!
04:09How crazy to hear that song play.
04:11Yeah, he pulls it in and blaring it.
04:14Celebrate!
04:15Yeah.
04:17Celebrate!
04:19He is in trouble.
04:21It would be the wrong house.
04:22You wouldn't think so.
04:23I'd be like,
04:24oh, this gay fella just got home,
04:26I guess.
04:27If my dad's listening to Madonna,
04:29like, get out of there.
04:30Yeah.
04:30I don't know what the hell is going on.
04:33Tell any one of my friends that.
04:35I don't know what the hell has happened.
04:37If my dad...
04:38If I walked in and my dad's listening to this?
04:40Yeah.
04:41I'd just be like...
04:42Walk back right out.
04:43Yeah.
04:44We gotta go.
04:45We gotta get out.
04:46I'll see you later.
04:47He's like cleaning guns.
04:48Yeah.
04:50Like, okay.
04:53He's building like a big sniper rifle.
05:00I've never thought of this as a musical background.
05:03Yeah, no.
05:04In that way.
05:04Oh, yeah.
05:05Yeah.
05:06You gotta be really tough to be cleaning guns to this.
05:08Yeah.
05:11So tough.
05:12You're a man.
05:13Yeah.
05:14You don't care what anyone thinks about you.
05:16No, it's time to celebrate, you know?
05:19Like, looking down the barrel of it.
05:21Yeah.
05:25Dialing in the scope.
05:27Yeah.
05:27Oh, a little closer.
05:30A little bit closer.
05:31That should be good.
05:34Sharpening knives.
05:35Yep.
05:36Yep.
05:37He does.
05:37It would be a fantastic day for my dad.
05:40So, like, I'm thinking of it now, it sounds so creepy and deadly.
05:43Yeah.
05:44When you think of it that way.
05:45I don't know why it popped in my head as a creepy song, too.
05:48But it's like a Silence of the Lambs type creepy.
05:52Yes, it really is.
05:52Like an American psycho.
05:54Yes.
05:54Like an American psycho.
05:56Like, you're just so happy.
05:58My dad was cleaning guns to this.
06:00I would run away.
06:01And my dad would not look back.
06:03Yeah.
06:03And you should.
06:04And I'll give him a call later.
06:05Something has gone horribly wrong.
06:06Hey, Dad.
06:07Hey, what was up with that?
06:09You all right?
06:10I think, really, if your dad was listening to any Madonna song, something's gone off.
06:15Something's real wrong.
06:16Yeah.