Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners in law enforcement to call-in and share the worst things they went through on the job and Andy puts himself in one of the situations.
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00:00so police officers responding to a call in california had a guy get naked eat his own
00:11poop and then spit it at them which is horrible but we're wondering what's the worst thing
00:14other police officers had to go through hi tyler what's up morning guys what's up
00:20used to work at a juvenile delinquency center up north and one day we had a female that was
00:29refusing to go in herself and we get ready to go to go to restrainer and put her in her cell and she
00:34decides to run into the bathroom she comes out with a cup and she has period piss blood in the cup
00:41and decides to proceed to throw it all over where did it go that's like acid
00:47on my face oh my tyler did you become a batman villain after that
00:57i've never wanted to stab a bitch more oh my god you just have to put your head in a
01:04thing of bleach or something like that guy in robocop that got the toxic waste
01:09i went from i went from working that night and i went straight to the er and got tested for
01:18everything well yeah you have to yeah you have to oh my god you have to oh dude i would have
01:24screamed like such a bitch if someone threw their period stuff on me yeah do you pee and
01:30it's on your face man i don't even know what you do you can't you can't even scream because if you
01:35scream you open your mouth and if you open your mouth i think your only option is to become a
01:39batman villain like once it hits your face you're just like yeah that's how harvey dendt became two
01:44face you've done it now oh you run the jail after that yep voice changing technology you're one of
01:57the only female police officers in your area and you had a story you wanted to share right
02:01yeah with me being the only female when the males know i'm on shift they know to call me for all the
02:09females that they're having trouble with searching that they know she's carrying drugs but they can't
02:15really get to it yeah i get it so um there was one chick i had to search they knew she was crotting
02:23some drugs she had wrapped uh a bunch of like pills in a baggie around her tampon and she had
02:32it up there and i retrieved it and it was one of the nastiest things i've retrieved out of a cooch
02:38how do you not throw up i i i feel like i would throw up it's hard i had to keep my face you're just
02:45a professional completely away from her crap oh my god um did you say you've retrieved many other
02:51things from coochies oh yeah all the time like that's like the go-to move for females that are
02:57trying to like hide drugs because the bra is too like easy to find so they're like oh i'll just shove
03:02it up my cooch and have like no problem like getting away from this cop they'll have no idea i've gotten
03:08pills weed heroin crack all of it and as the only one of the few female police officers in your area i
03:15guess they call you in for all those coochie calls yep all the all the coochie call i hope she said
03:22some csi thing like bingo yeah you're fingered on this one we fingered some drugs
03:30i don't know anonymous next in a regular line uh your buddy was an officer
03:37uh yeah my buddy was an officer i'm actually going to school to be a cop
03:42and he was telling me a story that he got a call for uh two suspicious males in the back seat of a
03:48truck and when he went there he knocked on the window he opened the door when he opened the door
03:54one of the guys finale finale on him from butt screwing the other guy oh my and
04:00officer down oh my god andy's been hit officer down please andy are you gonna make earn this
04:14are you gonna be okay andy take your gun and kill me that's terrible
04:29uh just kill him uh we saw on the helicopter uh he got uh blasted after the uh butt stuff and uh
04:36direct hit direct hit uh just finish him off boys finish him off it's so cold he told me to just
04:42stomp his head right in just kick my brain in kick my brain to smithereens
04:47dude it'll it'll wash off it's just no just kick my brain
04:54andy no seriously man it's just on your shirt kick my brain
04:59there's a bit of an overreaction kick my brain in take your nightstick and just bash it
05:04someone says if andy got finale stuff on him this would be playing oh yeah
05:11i just wanted to be a cop my whole life i don't know why tell us your story
05:17hell i got i got jizzed on
05:20no i'm just i don't even know who i am anymore
05:24i just shouldn't have done that i shouldn't have been there
05:29my partner was nowhere to be found i'll tell you ran away because he'd opened a yogurt in his car
05:34i'll be honest i i let i let one of my best buddies down that day i had
05:41just opened a what i thought was gonna be a yogurt and it jumped out and jizzed all over my arm and i
05:48just panicked i just went into an absolute total panic why'd you do that
05:52well it reminded me of what eventually ended up happening to you
05:59well that's why i live under this bridge now
06:01he's been under this bridge for five years true i eat coyotes
06:07kills him with his bare hands it's true changed his life that day eat him whole
06:15he's a wild man now
06:21things are different yeah well
06:24oh