Dave & Chuck the Freak read an e-mail from a listener who is working on having a sex slave move into their house and the show talks about the difficulty of explaining that to your kids.
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00:00this next email definitely caught my attention because um the subject line is live in sleep
00:09i'll catch your attention for sure that's alarming that's an alarming headline
00:15uh so here's the deal hey everyone penis balls most importantly prepare to beg
00:20i want to remain anonymous been listening for a few years i've called in once before
00:25uh anyway my husband and i are non-monogamous well my husband is my dom and lisa's gonna love this i
00:34refer to him as daddy we have a ddlg aspect google it ddlg ddlg daddy dom little girl okay
00:51oh my god there's a ton of those videos out there too oh well come on daddy dom little girl
00:57anyway we have recently decided to bring in other partners again and started looking on various
01:00sites and apps this guy messaged us wants to be our slave we've never considered that dynamic but he
01:08was very eager and very cute after talking for a couple of days we decided we really like him we
01:13want to pursue this relationship we're hoping it turns out to be long term he said he's willing to
01:18travel to us once a month to visit and if it works he'll relocate and live with us
01:25last night he jerked it on video while i gave my husband hubby an amazing bj yes he is planning a
01:34visit he has an std test scheduled which is a requirement of ours but i'm gonna get my first dp
01:41in eiffel tower exciting it's exciting stuff anyway truly is a great time it is you know what i did
01:48last night watch wwe raw i didn't jerk off while i watched somebody get a bj on cam i didn't watch
01:55wrestling well let me know if you want to do that p.s there's a p.s guys p.s chuck and james
02:01yeah save my email when you're ready oh hit me up oh look at that yeah there you go you guys got
02:08we're like the uh you know authors of pain
02:11the pansexual avengers yes the legion of doom yeah how do you explain to your kids
02:23you don't they have kids you're a slave oh i don't know yeah they do they have kids well yeah
02:28they said they haven't been with anyone since 2016 due to having our last baby so they have
02:33more than one you just uncle mike in the basement yeah some guy in the crate yeah it's uncle mike go
02:39get my uncle mike out of his box johnny time to feed uncle mike how do you explain your basement
02:45slave to the kids oh my god that's that's crazy you're gonna totally mess up your kids oh yeah they
02:51don't have a chance huh but you know whatever i guess my parents have got some kind of sex slave
03:01they can't go down there and play some xbox everybody said don't go in the basement now i
03:07know why because they got a sex slave down there he's got a zipper mask exactly i don't know what's
03:13going on there that's wild stuff he was screaming help said his name was james
03:19oh god
03:25can you something like help me or something
03:28what you guys doing looking at a potential sex slave
03:32that's pretty cool hey mom dad i was just surfing online i found someone that could be your slave
03:39i'm just trying to help just trying to find someone cool to play with
03:44thought i might dip my toe into this slave game
03:49like all your dolls would be like sex slaves would be like slaves all your dolls have get
03:54masks on them right you play with what you know yelling bad bear go clean up your room bad bear
04:01oh man this is all they'll know they'll probably have a sex slave in the basement when they grow up
04:05well that's what happens i think that's what happens i have a sex slave in my basement like
04:09my father before me and his father before him we come from a long line of sex slave having men
04:15yes i'm a dd dm pansexuals all of us i'm a daddy's dumb little girl no see there's people here
04:21saying you just explain to your kids some people are capable of being open-minded sexually
04:25pretty simple really signed slave in the basement no yeah i got some questions still
04:30oh jeez you know my friends aren't as understanding as you guys are about this whole sex slave thing
04:36made a big mistake by trying to tell them what was going on here turns out my life is in ruins
04:42right i'm so glad there wasn't a sex slave in my basement oh man yeah when i was growing up
04:47me too hey so later today do you want to just go downstairs and uh spray uh that uncle jeff with
04:55just the hose for a while i think that sounds awesome cool yeah your place is crazy he'll cry and
05:00stuff but oh that's cool my parents said he loves it all right all right yeah let's do that the friends
05:06won't even be able to be allowed to come over there no no you can't go to that house come on
05:10i went over to timmy's house guess what what yeah they got a sex slave on in the basement no they
05:16don't yes how did you know they do well because he was wearing zipper stuff and i heard him screaming
05:22how do you even know what a sex slave is i saw both of his parents making the sex with him oh my god
05:27yeah his parents are pretty open hey you can never go to timmy's again
05:31it said his dad's a peter pansexual
05:33what's that mean
05:38he's a peter pansexual
05:43it was either that or he was a big fan of zanfear and they made his pan flute while he had sex
05:51yeah so when do i get a sex slave do i need to worry about that
05:54no no you do not son am i actually a sex slave but i just don't know it yet no when do i gotta
06:02buy all the zippers things and all the leather never no more timmy's house where do you get that
06:07stuff and don't talk to his uncle gimp oh his uncle can't talk because he's always got something in
06:13his mouth he's a peter pansexual yeah i can't really talk but he's awesome at fetching things
06:20he is he listens he'll listen or we'll strap him again
06:25i got him hooked up to a car battery now it's pretty neat it's cool
06:30oh god well good luck to you guys and you live in slaving god bless your kids uh if you ever want
06:36to reach out to us email at daveandchuckthefreak.com is the best way to do it
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