MJTV: Somebody wants to spoon with Fester...
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00:00Oh yeah, baby. I've been really trying. Oh, time to spoon with Fester.
00:08You have the text in front of you? I do. Okay. Tell us, so yesterday, oh I'm sorry, Sunday, right?
00:16It came to be Sunday at 11.19 in the morning. Yeah, Fester just told us about this like late
00:20in the show yesterday. We just didn't have time to get it on the air. So we're telling the story
00:24today. So you get this on Sunday and a text comes in on your phone and what does it say?
00:29It's from 813 number and it says, it's beautiful outside just like you and I love you and we're
00:38going to have a nice day and watch football together and spoon later. So this just pops
00:48up in my text. This is not in your directory or your address book, so there's no name.
00:53All you have is you've got two numbers, right? Well, in the group text is me and two other
00:59people. All right, so obviously if there are three people in the group text, you're the
01:04odd guy out. You should not be in this. It's obviously the other two phone numbers that
01:09are talking about a beautiful day, watch football later, we're going to spoon. So how the hell
01:15did you get mixed up in a spooning text? I don't know, but I read the text like two or
01:20three times and I chuckle because I mean, I'm a, I would, I would put myself in the funnier
01:27category of guys. I joke around. I joke. I mean, the funnier category. I'm not terribly
01:32funny. I have friends who are funny for you two idiots. And I can picture somebody like,
01:40Oh, I don't know, a froggy or a unitard sending me this kind of text in a joking capacity.
01:47I just don't recognize the number. If that, if that's a real text, the first question I
01:53have is what kind of double life are you leading outside the show? I didn't know you were such
01:58a sensitive soul. I make, I'm a very sensitive soul and I don't, what is the speculation who
02:05somebody clearly had your number? Somehow it ended up between a boyfriend or girlfriend
02:12or a husband and wife. Oh yeah, baby. Oh, time to spoon with Fester.
02:20In hindsight, so much thought and emotion went into the text. It's beautiful outside. Just
02:26like you. I love you. We're going to have a nice day. We're going to watch football and
02:31spoon later. It's like, it's like poetic. It's like a new couple. It's like a hallmark.
02:38It's like a hallmark card. So that's how you text somebody you're wooing. So then the second
02:44number that I don't recognize, get it all. Yeah. Writes back in all caps. Yes. Amen. Amen.
02:51Amen. So I'm odd man out now because I haven't replied back to our group chat. You got to reply
02:57back and say, who the hell is this? No, we need to call them back on the air. So I reply
03:02back with, my reply back is sounds great because I'm thinking it's, it's froggy or it's big
03:12Lou or it's one of my friends. Then you did respond back. I replied back with sounds great.
03:18And did they respond back to you? Sounds great. This is how they know I'm in the text chain
03:23because they must've blindly hit it. Right. Sorry, Dominic. We didn't know you were in our
03:32private thread. Right. Well, did you ask who is this? I get to this because we will delete
03:37this. Like you jumps in there. We apologize for the disrespect. So being a fairly, a fairly,
03:44I don't know. Suddenly his tones totally changed from wanting to spoon with me to sorry for
03:48disrespect. Right back right now. I wrote back. I have neither of these numbers saved. So
03:54I'm not sure who I'll be spooning with. So they know that you're Dominic. They know that
03:59you are you, but you don't know who they are. I have no idea who these people are.
04:02Send a text right now. I don't want to know who they are. I want to know who they are. Who
04:06are these people that want to spoon? I really don't want to know who these people are. I'm
04:10not going to, I'm not going to harass these people because I don't know how I know these
04:13people. I mean, this hearing. I bet you I know who it is. Who? Who? Gus. Who? Gus, our old
04:22friend. It's not Gus. I mean, it could be anybody. I don't know. That's the only guy I can
04:28think of. Professor, just send a note back. Hey, I'm really curious. Who is this? Just
04:33send it. I'll send it back. Do it right now. Just say, hey, I'm really curious. I don't
04:40have you in the address book. By the way, who was this? They're probably too embarrassed
04:44to say. I mean, they're probably not going to say anything, but let me find the original
04:48text. I'll write back. I'll say, I'll see if I can't figure out who these people are.
04:51I don't want to really investigate this. I don't have to figure it out. Here's the
04:55thing. It just reminded me when Coop started playing that romantic music. I think this may
05:00have been a subtle invitation just to see if you would bite. Oh, a threesome.
05:05Roxanne. Hope they have a reinforced bed. First of all, that's a good point, Froggy.
05:10Need to call Sims Crane and have a lift brought in. Just to lower Fester in. First of all,
05:15Roxanne, I'm not sure how you attract third wheels in your relationship. However, however,
05:21when I get the soft invitation, I reply back with, sounds great. Sounds great. I got to
05:29move on. But did you just send a text? By the way, who was this? I just found the original
05:33text. All right. Then send the note, by the way, who was this? The mystery is driving me
05:41crazy. All right. Just who is this? By the way, who is this? And let's find out who it
05:47is. All right. Okay.