MJTV: Fester Has Questions About MJ's Dinner Party This Weekend
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00:00Will real China and silverware be used, or is this a paper plate and plastic fork events?
00:04No, no, real, real, these are your questions for me?
00:08Three minutes for your questions.
00:10Well, you better answer these questions quickly, because I have a lot of them.
00:13On Saturday night, I've invited the crew.
00:16This is this coming Saturday night.
00:18I've invited Roxanne and Dig Dug, Fester and Allison, Froggy and Kim.
00:24Coop, our producer, is invited to my house.
00:26Saturday night, we're going to have the year-end MJ Morning Show extravaganza, spaghetti and meatball dinner.
00:33I made the Pomodoro sauce over the weekend, and I made like six, what is that noise?
00:40I mean, what are you backing up?
00:42It's Kim texting me, telling me how funny my Kesha story is.
00:45Why don't you put your phone on vibrate, put it on silent.
00:48Hold on, there you go.
00:49So, I made the Pomodoro sauce, and Froggy, earlier today on the show, gave me crap.
00:54I don't want a week-old sauce.
00:56No, I'm telling you, it's fantastic.
00:58Why don't you give me some week-old fish while you're at it?
00:59So, I made the Pomodoro sauce on Saturday, and I put it in jars, and I froze it.
01:06And I'm telling you, when you freeze a great tomato sauce, it gets better.
01:11When you defrost it, then reheat it, just the flavors.
01:14I'm telling you, folks, it's the sauce.
01:17First of all, my batch, I have a Pomodoro recipe that is incredible, and I shot a couple of videos in my kitchen while I was making the sauce on Saturday, and I even have the recipe is up.
01:29If you go to my Instagram, if you go to CertifiedToddSchnitt, and you want the recipe for this incredible Pomodoro, you've got to use real San Marzano tomatoes, not the frauds that are out there.
01:39I explain it all.
01:41On my Instagram, I posted the whole recipe.
01:44Look for the videos of me making the sauce in the kitchen.
01:46Go to at CertifiedToddSchnitt.
01:48Are you trying to take away from my question interrogation time?
01:52I'll still give you three minutes.
01:53All right, so Certified T-O-D-D-S-C-H-N-I-T-T, if you want my Pomodoro recipe.
01:58And give me a follow on Insta, CertifiedToddSchnitt.
02:01All right, what are your questions?
02:02Will there be a full menu provided in advance?
02:06What do you mean a full menu?
02:07It's spaghetti, meatballs, a salad, and we might have, I don't know, a cheese plate or something.
02:13Another course.
02:14Will there be gluten-free options?
02:16How about a cacouterie board?
02:18What?
02:19What is it?
02:20A cacouterie board?
02:20A cacouterie.
02:22No, it's a charcouterie board.
02:23It's a...
02:24Charcouterie.
02:24It's a...
02:25Charcouterie.
02:27Charcouterie.
02:27Charcouterie board.
02:28I can't say it.
02:29Charcouterie.
02:30I don't know.
02:32I want a charcouterie board.
02:34The meatballs will be gluten.
02:36Well, it might be...
02:36I'm glad you asked.
02:37There might be some breadcrumbs in the meatballs.
02:38I don't know.
02:39Michelle's got the recipe.
02:40Will the meatballs be homemade or are you buying them free-made?
02:43No, the meatballs will be homemade.
02:44Michelle has an amazing meatball recipe.
02:46Will there be live music?
02:49No, there won't be live music.
02:50Oh, come on, man.
02:52What do you think?
02:52I'm going to hire a band?
02:53I don't know.
02:53This is a nice party.
02:54Will there be...
02:55Oh, next segment.
02:58Huge party in my neighborhood.
03:01Canceled.
03:02There was...
03:02Cancel culture.
03:03Hang on a minute.
03:05Canceled.
03:06I got to write this down so I don't forget.
03:08No, there's no live music in my backyard.
03:11If no live music, will there be a DJ?
03:13No, there's...
03:14Oh, come on.
03:14There's going to be three, four DJs.
03:16I'm having you guys in my backyard on the back of the night.
03:20We got a big table in the back.
03:20What about bottle service?
03:22I will have plenty of wine and liquor.
03:25I'll make old fashions.
03:26I'll have great red wines that I'll pair with the pasta and the meatballs.
03:30Fester, you got to go quicker.
03:31He's got like 50 more.
03:32You guys are interrupting me.
03:33Listen, will real China and silverware be used or is this a paper plate and classic fork?
03:37No, real, real...
03:38These are your questions for me.
03:40I want to know all of this.
03:41Yes, there'll be real China.
03:43We'll be eating on real plates and silverware.
03:45Give me a ding for that.
03:46You live in a residential area.
03:47Will there be valet service?
03:48Should I even waste a bottle of 2006 Casanova denari on you guys?
03:53Yes.
03:53I'll take Yellowtail.
03:54The Tanuta Nuovo.
03:55Should I even waste that?
03:56Two buck chuck.
03:57That's a 100 point wine.
03:58I shouldn't waste that on you guys.
03:59100 points.
04:00I'll do two buck chuck.
04:02I'll go to Trader Joe's and get some two buck chuck.
04:04Are you still asking questions?
04:06Is it a semi-casual, casual, or formal event?
04:08It's casual.
04:09Will there be a sugar-free dessert option?
04:12No sugar-free dessert.
04:13My homemade ice cream.
04:14I've got banana ice cream.
04:18I've got fresh banana, my vanilla bean, and my amazing chocolate.
04:22Will a smoking area be provided?
04:24No.
04:25Go to the corner of the yard.
04:26Will there be an open bar?
04:28I'm smoking on the dock.
04:29Yes, there's an open...
04:30I mean, I don't have a bartender, but I'll have liquor and wine.
04:33Are we expected to bring potluck side dishes?
04:35No.
04:36Is there a bartender named Lloyd?
04:37Is there an option for plant-based meat meatballs?
04:40No!
04:40Are you going to wear that outfit that you have on right now?
04:42Yes!
04:43Okay.
04:44Of course.
04:44Because it's around the holiday season, will there be a gift exchange?
04:48I think Kim is planning something.
04:50What are those called?
04:51Is there something called a white elephant thing?
04:53Yes.
04:54Yeah, I've heard...
04:55Yeah, I heard Michelle talk...
04:56So, Froggy, your wife, Kim, is getting all up in our business.
04:59I try to talk her out of it.
05:00And she's, like, trying to plan some gift thing with Michelle.
05:03Yeah, a little...
05:04What is white elephant?
05:06I don't know.
05:06Imagine an elephant that's white, like an albino one.
05:08Like a honky elephant.
05:11Just walking around the...
05:12It's a cracker.
05:13Are you done with your questions?
05:14In case of a medical emergency, will there be a defibrillator on premises?
05:18Yes.
05:18I'll have EpiPens.
05:19Okay.
05:20In case of an allergic reaction.
05:22Is this a child-friendly event?
05:24No, don't bring your kids.
05:26Get a babysitter.
05:28No kids.
05:28I'm not having little kids running around.
05:29I do want to tell you, I have a babysitter, so if it's because you don't want Davianna there,
05:33the rest of the kids can come.
05:34Davianna cannot.
05:36Why don't we want Davianna?
05:37No kids.
05:38It's an adult thing.
05:39I was going to send my kids in place of us.
05:41Are you done with your questions?
05:43My daughter is much more entertaining than I am at a dinner party.
05:46Are you done?
05:47Yeah, we're done.
05:47All right, thank you.
05:48All right, so Fester's giving me the third degree here.
05:51I can't believe you won't have plant-based meatballs.
05:54You should have an Uber take us all home, too.