MJTV: MJ Asks Listeners If They Would Opt Out of This Wedding
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00:00We have a bridesmaid issue here. The bride-to-be sends a message to all the bridesmaids that are
00:06in the wedding that you have to be a size 8 or less. If you are over a size 8, you're out of
00:15the wedding. You're not going to be a bridesmaid. So this one bridesmaid-to-be says, no, I'm a size
00:2112. I don't plan to become a size 8 by December. I'm out of the wedding. So this woman shares this
00:28on a Reddit thread, a discussion group. Thing explodes. I ask for phone calls. Talking
00:36about exploding. Every line is jammed. And the question is, what if the bride-to-be gave you
00:43an ultimatum? You want to be in the wedding? You've got to be a size 8 or less. What would
00:46you say? That's not so crazy. I remember when I got married, my groomsmen, I made them be
00:50a size 48 waist or low. My friend Mike Chorro barely made it.
00:56Barely made it. Big fat Mike. Let's grab Tanya in Odessa. Hello, Tanya. Welcome to
01:01the MJ Morning Show. Good morning. Yes. Oh, I just heard a gasp from Roxanne. Oh. Oh my
01:10God. Hi, Mark. Hi. I didn't look at this call screen. Usually I do. And I never glanced
01:18over. Fester gave me a little secret signal that Tanya is a friend of Roxanne's and that
01:24that, Tanya, you were a bridesmaid in Roxanne's wedding? I was. I was a bridesmaid in Roxanne's
01:32wedding. And tell me, Roxanne made the demand that all bridesmaids had to be a size 4 or less,
01:38right? No. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. All of her bridesmaids were absolutely beautiful.
01:46I was a little bit intimidated. I'm a little bit of a bigger girl. I was feeling a little
01:50nervous, but Roxanne is not only beautiful on the outside, she's beautiful on the inside
01:56also. And she told me all day long how beautiful I looked, how amazing I was, thanking a million
02:03times for being part of her special day. And I'm so grateful for that because it did a lot
02:09for my ego. That's fantastic. That is superb. Girl, who are you kidding? I've been out with
02:15you. I see the way guys look at you. So you're good. Tanya, are you telling me that Roxanne
02:21was not a bridesilla? She was not. She was just the loveliest guy ever.
02:27Oh, I love you, Tanya. As soon as I heard your voice, I was like, that's my Tanya. And by the
02:33way guys, Tanya's one of my first friends who hit me up when, when I started with you
02:37and she's like, oh my gosh, I love MJ. So Tanya's also your smartest friend. And you're
02:43saying Tanya's pretty hot. Tanya, can I ask you a quick question? At the wedding, seriously,
02:49were you thinking, this isn't going to last? He's a baseball player. How long did you think
02:54it was going to last? This was Roxanne's first marriage, which lasted for just a couple of
02:58years and done. Yeah. Yes. No, I did not think that at all. I thought she was very in love
03:04when she got married. And the first husband was very sweet and was always very kind to
03:09me, but sometimes things just don't work out. Tanya, thanks for the call. I appreciate it.
03:13I'm too politically correct. Are you lying sack of poop? You know what's that? I love you,
03:18Tanya. Oh my gosh. I'll see. I'm going to get together with you soon. We got to do something.
03:21Okay. Okay. Goodbye. I knew the marriage was going to be doomed.
03:26Oh, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed marriage. I'm going to have my friends call up to see
03:32how great I am too. Big Lou, that's your cue. Hi, Jennifer. Jennifer is in Palm Harbor.
03:39Jennifer MJ, morning show. Welcome. I love you guys. You guys are hilarious. And the first thing
03:44morning I work with two year olds all day long and I need this in the morning, but I agree
03:49with the bridesmaids backing out. If the bride wanted size eight, she should have done that
03:54before she picked the wedding party. You know what? That is a, that's a good question to spring
04:01it on them after you've chosen them. Yeah. You know what? That is a, that is a very good point.
04:06Jennifer, thanks for the call. Christy is in Riverview, hopefully a three, five, uh, three,
04:12three, three, five, one, one. Hello, uh, Christy. How, uh, what is three, five, one, three,
04:16three, three, five. Was that Brandon? I guess, uh, Christy, you're on the MJ morning show.
04:20Hi. Hi. Well, welcome Christy, uh, bridesmaid comments. Well, all I know is I've, none of my
04:29friends would ever do this. Thank God I have not been, I'm five 10. I haven't been a size eight
04:35since I was like 18 in my wedding. I looked amazing. And I was a size 14. Come on. Who does that?
04:44Yeah. Well, that's the, that's the problem here. Uh, so you would tell the bride to be
04:48to shove it? Yeah. I'd be like, have a perfect life. Bye. You're a classy Southern belle.
04:55Bye. I love it, Christy. Straight to the point. I appreciate it. Thank you, Christy. Have
04:59a nice weekend. You too. Bye. All right. Lisa in Valrico. Hello, Lisa, MJ morning show.
05:06Welcome. Good morning. I would tell bridezilla to shove it.
05:11Take this wedding and shove it. I'm not in this thing no more. Yeah. I mean, talk about
05:21superficial. Um, these women are obviously not true friends of hers. Um, you know, that it's,
05:27that's, that's mean and cruel to judge your friends by, uh, the size they are. Also, uh,
05:34apparently the bride said that there was going to be no wedding cake. It was going to be a
05:38veggie platter. Oh no. With a little plastic grooming bride in the middle of the, uh, the dip.
05:44And it was, it was going to be a hummus dip, not a ranch dip. Too many calories in that. Yeah. Yeah.
05:48Yeah. The, the, the plastic bride is what she's going to be in a 30 years. She's going to probably
05:53have so much plastic surgery. She's going to imitate that bride. Thank you, Lisa. Have a great
05:57weekend. Wow. I love it. Allison. I love when the, the claws come out. Allison is in Palm
06:02Harbor, Allison, MJ morning show. Hello. Hi there. Allison bridezilla, your comments,
06:07please on the demand that her bridesmaids be size eight or less. So you're out of the wedding.
06:12I would get the biggest chocolate cake and eat it right in front of her and tell her to shove it.
06:18And then I'd shove the rest in her face. That's right. That's right. Yeah. Fantastic. I one more
06:24quickly, uh, Susie holiday Susie, what would you say to the bride? Well, um, I would tell him that I
06:32would, I was out for sure. And then I would get him, uh, pasta of the month club followed
06:38by the muffin of the month. That's great. They have a muffin of the month club, Susie. I'm
06:44listening to Otis Bugbeier. That's fantastic.