MJTV: MJ Discovers A New Mystery Drug On Late Night TV
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00:00Last night, I see a drug for this ailment.
00:10Now, do you know, by the sound effect, what ailment was this new drug that I saw last night?
00:19I'm going to go ahead and guess the obvious, erectile dysfunction.
00:23I was going to say broken pogo sticks.
00:26Which would be the same thing, Froggy.
00:28No, Roxanne.
00:30It is not ED.
00:31Froggy, it's not a broken pogo stick.
00:35You go home at night, you tell your old lady you've got a broken pogo stick, it means erectile dysfunction.
00:41So, you guys both said the same anthem.
00:42Do you have any idea?
00:45Restless leg syndrome?
00:46I don't know.
00:46You know, a good guess, but no.
00:48Does anyone listening, if I give you this sound effect, a drug for an ailment that I didn't
00:57even know that really was a deal and that they have a drug to fix this ailment.
01:02And then I went to their website and I saw, I was so curious, they, in the commercial,
01:09I was like, and go to our website for real before and after pictures.
01:12I'm like, oh my God, I got to go.
01:14So while making dinner last night, I went to the website and we ought to take some phone calls.
01:19You've never even heard of the ailments before?
01:21No.
01:22I, I, you know, in retrospect, I guess I, yes, I have, but I didn't know, I'd forgotten
01:28about this.
01:29I guess I don't know anybody with this ailment.
01:31All right, let's go to phones on this.
01:33Folks, 800-990-1047.
01:39800-990-1047.
01:42What ailment, what commercial did I see a drug advertised for?
01:49So this is a pharmaceutical, this is a prescription drug for what ailment do you think I'm talking
01:57about?
01:58What commercial did I see?
01:59Tell us, you don't need to tell me the name of the drug.
02:01I have the name of the drug, but what ailment did they advertise the drug for?
02:07Yeah, by sound effects alone.
02:08And your clue is, I think it's for like people that walk on their tippy toes, that bounce.
02:16All right, that's a legitimate ailment, MJ.
02:17I've seen that before.
02:18You know what?
02:18I heard about that.
02:20People that walk on their tippy, that's true.
02:23You know, that is a, that is a good guess.
02:27Good guess, but wrong.
02:29But Brian, a really good guess.
02:32Have you ever known anybody that walks on tippy toes?
02:34I've seen people that kind of like.
02:35I would honestly like to say, like, people that don't know anyone are kind of weird.
02:39Yeah.
02:39I see them all over.
02:41Really?
02:41Vince.
02:42Yeah.
02:43All right.
02:43Hey, Brian, thank you.
02:45Good guess, but not what I was looking for.
02:47I run on my tippy toes.
02:48Let me grab Michelle.
02:49Michelle, I think in the outer fringes of our signal area, Sumter County.
02:55Michelle, you're on the MJ Morning Show.
02:57Hi there, Michelle.
02:59Hi there.
02:59Michelle, what do you think the ailment is that I saw this commercial for the new drug?
03:05I think it's going to be the feminine dryness.
03:09Feminine dryness.
03:10Oh, God.
03:11Oh, my God.
03:12I love Michelle.
03:13She just goes there.
03:14Yeah.
03:15That is incorrect.
03:17I'm sorry.
03:19My machine died again, so my buzzer.
03:21Michelle, interesting guess, but not correct.
03:25She's actually very wrong, actually.
03:26All right.
03:27Let me grab Tiffany in Bradenton.
03:31Tiffany, you're on the MJ Morning Show on Q105.
03:33What ailment is the drug for?
03:36I think it's for Peyronie's disease.
03:38Oh, the crooked thing.
03:39I know a guy with that.
03:41I mean, he told me.
03:42You know, I like pierogies.
03:44You know, they'll...
03:46Yeah, it's totally different.
03:48My machine's back up and running.
03:50Good guess, Tiffany.
03:51Thanks for the comedy, but it's not Bent Wiener.
03:53Okay?
03:54I know a guy with the last name, Peyronie.
03:56All right.
03:56Let me tell you.
03:57Glad you guys are back on the air.
03:58Say that again, Tiffany, for the promo.
04:00Glad you guys are back on the air.
04:03We missed you.
04:05Bye-bye.
04:05Where's that?
04:05I've been asking for months for the MJ Welcome Back promo.
04:08We've got like 50 people that are now on tape saying, my God, thank God you're back.
04:15Can I get that promo, please?
04:17Please?
04:18Can I get the promo?
04:19Well...
04:20All right.
04:20Let me grab...
04:21Oh, we've got two correct guesses.
04:24All right.
04:24Let me get one more wrong guess so I can make fun.
04:29Mary Jane is where in Bradenton.
04:32Hi, Mary Jane.
04:32You're on the MJ Morning Show.
04:33Hi.
04:34Hi.
04:35How you doing?
04:35So glad you're back.
04:37Thank you, Mary Jane.
04:38I appreciate it.
04:38Tell me, what ailment am I talking about with this new drug that I saw?
04:43Your heart.
04:45Gosh.
04:46Nope.
04:49Good guess.
04:50That's anyway.
04:50Yeah, good guess, but incorrect.
04:52Love you.
04:52We're about to...
04:54Love you, Mary Jane.
04:54Love you.
04:55Love you, MJ.
04:56All right.
04:56We have two callers.
04:58You know, I'm going to conference call Amy.
05:01Hang on.
05:01Let me bring Amy.
05:02Are you there?
05:03Yes, I am.
05:04Hi.
05:04Amy's in Palm Harbor.
05:05Let me also bring up Michelle.
05:08Michelle is in Brandon.
05:10Hello, Michelle and Amy.
05:10You guys are conference called.
05:12Say hi to each other.
05:13Hi.
05:14How you doing, Amy?
05:15Hey, MJ.
05:15Good.
05:16How are you?
05:16Hey, Michelle.
05:17Great to have you on.
05:18All right.
05:18Now, you guys, one is going to say what the actual ailment is.
05:24The other seems to be talking about a disorder that causes the ailment.
05:29I'll tell you what.
05:29Okay.
05:30At the same time, both of you guys say what actually happens with this ailment.
05:37And go.
05:39Your eyes fall out of your head.
05:41It wasn't a contest.
05:43You didn't have to shout over each other.
05:45All right.
05:45So, Amy, you go first.
05:47What did you say, Amy?
05:49I said bulging eyes.
05:50Yep.
05:50And then, Michelle, what did you say?
05:52I said your eyes bulge out of your head.
05:55You're both right.
05:56Yes.
05:57It's Ted.
05:58It's thyroid eye disease.
06:00Yes, exactly.
06:01So, I saw this commercial last night.
06:03More Ted talk.
06:04The drug is called Tepeza.
06:07And it said, if you want to see before and after pictures.
06:10And it was a lady wearing like eight pairs of sunglasses.
06:15She would take off one pair of sunglasses.
06:18And she'd have another pair on.
06:19And then another pair on.
06:21And she didn't want to pay.
06:21And they never showed her eyes.
06:22Yeah.
06:23And they did show her eyes.
06:25They didn't.
06:26And I felt bad.
06:28I really did.
06:29But with a thyroid disease issue, it'll bulge your eyes out of your head like a cartoon.
06:35And there's this drug called Tepeza.
06:40Do either of you guys have this?
06:42No.
06:43All right.
06:44Are you sure, Michelle?
06:45You sound like you have a little bit of a bulge eye.
06:47And I work for an eye doctor, too.
06:48So, I've actually never, never heard of it.
06:53Really?
06:53Anyway, the drug is called Tepeza.
06:55Hey, guys.
06:56Thank you for listening.
06:57And thanks for calling in, okay?
06:58Thank you, MJ.
07:00Have a great day.
07:01Bye, guys.
07:01Both of you guys.
07:02Look at that.
07:02Michelle works for an eye doctor.
07:04If the Tepeza rep drops off any pins, send them my way.
07:07Listen to this.
07:08Here are a couple of audio clips from the commercial I saw last night.
07:11I was always wearing sunglasses to hide my bulging eyes.
07:14See?
07:15I had like eight pairs of sunglasses on.
07:17In a clinical study, more than eight out of ten patients taking Tepeza had less eye bulging.
07:23Eye bulging.
07:23How do you not show the eyes?
07:25Anyway, I went on the website, and the before and after pictures were dramatic.
07:29I mean, you know the old cartoons where, like, the cartoon guy sees the girl?
07:34The attractive girl, and then the eyes bulge, like, three feet out of the head.
07:37And then heart bubbles pop out of his head.
07:39Exactly.
07:39He goes, aruga!
07:41Aruga!
07:42And his eyes go...
07:43Well, some of the before and after pictures on the website are just like that.
07:46I was like, whoa.
07:47Oh, God.
07:48I just want to push it with my finger.
07:49I mean, unbelievable.
07:50And that.
07:51Anything that happens for me is like that.
07:52I'm just going to get it.
07:53Like the pain is, I just want to go so bad.
07:55I just want to bring it back and bring it back a little bit.
07:56I'm like, oh, those littlenahs are nothing.
07:58Then you know that I know there's nothing.
07:59I mean, that's true.
07:59nature.
08:00Alright?
08:01That's true.
08:01I'm going to be something that I know.
08:01You know, I'm coming right after ali in a while.
08:03You know, there is very little lighter.
08:03And then you know about the atmosphere.
08:08So maybe if they're painting me or this litt Aufg Heroes.
08:09I think there's the way I look for everything I know.
08:11I'm gonna move and go from, you know.