MJTV: Roxanne's daughter started using a naughty word and she blames MJ
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00:00what's the problem okay here's how it started the other night we were seeing off uh relative
00:05and my daughter likes to walk everybody out she heard a noise in the bushes at night and i said
00:10oh it must be a snake your daughter's uh three and a half right she's three and a half she just
00:14turned four actually well why you said she's three because i forgot okay your daughter's four now
00:19right he's four okay the other one i have no idea how she is do not ask you're saying goodbye to
00:24friends you're outside in front of the house yes and so then she hears what she thinks is a snake
00:28so then the next time we go outside wait a minute what sound does a snake make well i told her it
00:33was a snake just to scare her well it didn't make a hiss you try like a rustling sound a rustling sound
00:39so you're trying to scare your four i'm trying to scare her into being afraid to go outside of the
00:44house at night that's not a good idea yeah great idea it's a serial killer honey you're a poor kid
00:49your four-year-old daughter introduced a new vocabulary word so here's where she did all right
00:55so the next day she goes well she walks out she goes mama you think that snake is still out here
01:00and i said i don't know she goes we need to scare the crap out of them scare the crap out of the
01:05snake okay and i tried to stifle my life laughter and i didn't make a mention of it so then doug says
01:12to me the other day where uh he comes in from the patio with her and they had been looking at her shark
01:18book she's obsessed with the sharks right and she says data i bet you that snake would or i bet you
01:26that shark would scare the crap out of you and he comes in he's like roxanne um honey uh listen i was
01:34out the patio with her daughter and she sure is using the word crap a lot and now she's been saying
01:38oh crap oh crap just i i and this is not me i've never been a this is new when did this start
01:45within the last two weeks all right so she's now using crap a lot she's four years old and it's
01:52not going to go over well at her nice school that she goes to they're not supposed to use potty
01:56language bathroom words now crap is one of my favorite words i know it is it was never a favorite
02:02word of mine but now it's just around we got a lot of crap coming up on the show today yeah is your
02:06daughter listening to the show or are you taking it home just by around being around us both so you're
02:12using the word guess what i think it's much less me saying the word crap occasionally on the show
02:19i think roxanne is blaming me because i do use the word and it's now rubbing off on roxanne roxanne
02:28has picked up the word for me roxanne is using the word and hence her now four-year-old daughter
02:34has picked up the word so it's crap this crap that crap any complaints from school yet not yet but i'm
02:39sure there will be but the only good thing is i think i'm using that word more now because i hang
02:43around you and because it's better than the word i normally use around my i've replaced it you know
02:48so i've actually right so crap is not a curse word compared to you actually use the s bomb but i've
02:55curtailed that because i have a child tell me about your four-year-old using the uh the s bomb or
03:01other four-letter words yeah no she's crap is her word right now that's yeah and it's my fault
03:06and it's 100 your fault i've convinced doug it's your fault i'll tell you what's froggy's fault so
03:12doug's angry dig doug is angry at me he he believes me now i kept telling he goes well you say it all
03:16the time i said but i say it all the time because mj says it all the time fester says it all the time
03:20crap up you don't say it all the time roxanne can i point something out with your kid the other day
03:25you put a video of your kid pointing out you laid out a bunch of vegetables and fruits yeah your kid
03:30called an orange an avocado and you didn't correct her what i go why why didn't you correct no no it
03:40was a grapefruit and she called it an orange close enough citrus family it wasn't an avocado frog
03:45it wasn't an avocado froggy hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on