MJTV: Roxanne Saw the Best Air Freshener Ever
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00:00so roxette where was it where did you see this air freshener dangling from this rearview mirror
00:08so i was going to get my eyelashes done on you off of us 19 in a shopping plaza and normally
00:15when i'm walking from my car to wherever i'm going i'm not paying attention to anything and
00:20i'm staring at my phone but i just happen to be looking in people's various windshields i don't
00:25know why looking at people's cars yes oh good so roxette is going to get her eyelashes done
00:29in a strip center was it right next to the pinch a penny pool center you know i think that's across
00:35the street from it right so you're getting your what do you have done to your eyelashes i have
00:40eyelash extensions what you know that i've told you that i get them done every three weeks no you
00:46haven't you never yes in fact you say roxie and i like how you do that because you don't overdo it
00:54i never said that you complimented her eyes i'm going to hr i never said that are you losing it
01:00or am i losing it you're losing it somebody somebody back me up on this you said it i heard
01:04it i have never thank you wait a minute what are you claiming i said about your eyelashes you said i
01:08don't overdo it we're talking about fake eyelashes it's a combination of things one i don't think
01:13mj knew you had fake lashes we were to roxanne has always since i've known her every three weeks
01:18she has an eyelash appointment and then i come back and i blink it faster and notice anything
01:22it feels like a big fan you're making it sound like i'm creeping on you and i'm staring at your
01:26one time yeah that was right before you said and that ass
01:30hold on one time mj overheard roxanne and i talking about eyelashes and i was like why don't you get
01:36those big ridiculous ones that are like four inches long off of your face and you heard that part
01:41and you're like oh yeah that's ridiculous when people do it and then roxanne says what do you
01:45think of my eyelashes and you said yeah yours are very nice they're not overdone but i don't think
01:50you were in on the conversation that she gets fake eyelashes right right so i didn't like just
01:54approach you and say oh man i love your eyelashes so maybe i don't i don't remember but if fester says
01:59still creepy you know speaking of like overdone eyelashes like speaking of fox news a lot of the
02:05women anchors on fox news they have those eyelashes that come out of their eyes like
02:11three feet okay the look we're going for is i want street sweepers to come off of your eyelids
02:16kaylee mckinney's goes past her nose mackinney mackinney mackinney mackinney mackinney well i just
02:24get mine like i just want to not have to put mascara on in the morning that's the objective can you
02:28point to where your eyelashes are extended so like today i have no makeup on and i have a nice light
02:33in my face and that and my eyelashes on and that's look at the natural beauty low maintenance except for
02:37the eyelashes all right yes so you're going to get your eyelashes and botox you're you're you're in
02:42the shopping center was this before you got your eyelashes done or you're you're leaving the place
02:47going in to get them done going in to get them done and you're looking into people's cars in the
02:51parking lot it's creepy i was casing right okay so okay so in roxanne's defense this is kind of hard
02:57to miss this is a really they messed it up though if you look at it it's a really did it wrong it's an
03:02obnoxiously large air freshener no it's not that large it looks large in the picture can you can
03:08you bring up the image because coop has put this on our website so roxanne sees this air while she's
03:14looking into people's cars she sees this air freshener dangling from the rear view mirror of a car parked
03:20in the parking lot and the image it's on our website if you go to mjmorningshow.com when you
03:29safely can if you're driving please do not do it while driving but when you safely can
03:32it's the second item fester stop oh right there click on that okay and the headline is
03:38this maybe i shouldn't give the punchline first dangling from the rear view mirror is a picture
03:47of jeffrey epstein and that's what i saw first i was like hey that face looks familiar that air
03:54freshener looks like jeffrey epstein there's a it's like a cartoon caricature right yes
03:58it's it's not an actual picture it's a it's a cartoon rendition of jeffrey epstein's stupid
04:04sweater and it says this air freshener didn't hang itself that's a statement but they messed it up
04:13you see what i'm saying yeah what what is the it's going through his head it should be going around
04:19his neck oh froggy stop don't you think stop all right that's that's fantastic it doesn't make sense
04:26you're saying that the the little the string which attaches like an ornament like an air freshener
04:33the string is like through his forehead he should be around his neck instead of a dang oh jesus i missed
04:38it i that's great i want to do one this is kind of tasteless no even though jeffrey epstein was a
04:45real crutin and a disgusting guy with all the allegations against him it's not like it's robin
04:51williams or something it's it's a it's a real piece all right maybe i don't have a problem with
04:55this yeah i i didn't think it was tasteless i thought it was thought-provoking all right maybe
04:59i don't have a problem what kind of car is this it's a jeffrey epstein this air freshener did not
05:06hang itself can you buy these like it i'm glad you asked i just typed in jeffrey epstein air freshener
05:12into the google right and a bunch of them and froggy there is one that looks like it's around the neck
05:18oh really no i'm sorry no it's just a different angle what do they do look how his head's tilted
05:25um it was an x2 froggy it was a bmw x2 very nice interior okay look at the shadow of it that's
05:33creepy people are people are selling these things jeffrey epstein air fresheners that
05:39it's him and then it says this air freshener didn't hang itself
05:42it's him and then it says this air freshener didn't hang itself it's him and then it says
05:48it's him and then it says this air freshener didn't hang itself it's him and then it says
05:49it's him and then it says this air freshener didn't hang itself it's him and then it says
05:51it's him and then it says this air freshener didn't hang itself it's him and then it says
05:52it's him and then it says this air freshener didn't hang itself it's him and then it says