Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about having sex at the workplace after a woman e-mailed the show about pleasuring herself in her chair while in the office.
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00:00we get guys asking us all the time if they're pervs we rarely get that question from a lady
00:09but today we do she reached out to email at daveandchuckthefreak.com
00:14listen closely to this one fellas she said uh i'm in my late 20s i've been told i'm a 10 but
00:22honestly i would say no more than an eight okay humble brag yep i work in an office but i'm
00:29usually pretty secluded from everyone else there wearing a new pair of jeans the other day i bought
00:34one size smaller so it would be nice and tight thank you we appreciate stuff like that i'm working
00:42at my desk sometimes when i adjust myself on the chair rocking my hips from side to side oh i feel
00:50a pleasant sensation from the friction of the middle inseam of my jeans just a little tingle
00:59there yeah yeah just a little tingle i decided to try i realized where i came from all of a sudden
01:05and i it really disturbed me i decided to try a couple more short movements jesus and then i kept
01:15going and going it's like erotica here dave and going tell me more very discreetly until i reached
01:24climax in less than a minute while being very quiet and working at the same time please don't do it this
01:32way i looked around and no one saw me i guess you're lucky because you would have been like in your chair
01:39like this you see me doing this yeah i don't i don't ever want to see you do that i'm just being
01:44discreet i'm just being discreet no we can all see you we're sitting right in front of you stuff feels
01:49pretty good much different situation all right i don't mind there i don't mind if you keep going
01:53yeah i'm done no stop buying jeans one size too small chuck
01:57i will never so her question is this am i a perv if a guy did that we would say that's a super perv
02:08right yeah i am not allowed to even though you guys aren't in here right in my pants if you were a guy
02:14even though your story's way hotter we got to be equal we got to be fair if a guy emailed us with the
02:21same thing we'd call him a perv if a guy finished in his pants yeah at work discreetly my pants just
02:28feel so good we'd call him a perv so we have to do the same to you yes you're a pervert sorry if you
02:38pleasure yourself and there's a chance co-workers can see you if you pleasure yourself at work i guess
02:44that's that's what it is bottom line yeah it's just pleasuring yourself at work at your desk
02:50um so women are flying in here through the text talking about the pervious thing you've done
02:57at work uh husband and i worked together on breaks i would see how fast i could make him finale
03:04with a bj we usually have 15 minute breaks and i got it down to three minutes
03:12what would you do said bjs you'd have to go out to your car or something something like that or
03:18hit a storage room or uh worked for a hotel for that worked for a hotel um would have sex with
03:26co-workers all the time supply closets offices and of course a majority of the rooms there yeah i think
03:32that hotel people do that a lot well you've got full rooms and beds there right like and according
03:37to every medical show that's just doctors and nurses and everybody are just having orgies all the
03:42all the time did you and amber ever do anything at work yeah did you ever do it at work
03:47yeah you did you did yeah they did probably probably did it in uh the boss's office
03:54don't you think i bet he went right into yeah that was a long time ago stuff happened there we've been
04:02together over 20 years it's a long time ago i know probably they probably did to celebrate when
04:07she became one of the bosses exactly all right okay come on now congratulations that's enough
04:13congratulations the power couple yeah hey jesus and then again when he became the boss
04:21oh yeah now i'm the boss you were all right all right thank me that's enough i'll do it then
04:29and then on the anniversary oh that's right yeah that's right
04:32then on dave's last day then on dave's last day we better do it because it's my last day
04:39there we go
04:41what is that all about and then they snuck him in and they did it on her last day
04:46exactly hey i heard i heard they're gonna fire you let's do it all right okay
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05:05check the news sir knows from the underground
05:07i just asked i asked the question and they took it further i'm dave hunter it is time now for a check
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