Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a work conference call gone wrong for a listener after she realized she was broadcasting herself to her coworkers in the nude.
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00:00this email came in and she got she said I have to give you a story about something you had talked
00:08about before I work from home for a company based out of a different state so I'm a work-at-home
00:13mom super busy schedule I start work at 7 a.m. I keep working until about five or six a night
00:18between that time I have to take my kid to school occupy his sister during the day work pick up the
00:24kid from school sometimes I don't get to take a shower until later in the day because I'm busy
00:28almost all day so about 2 30 p.m. I had to leave to get my son from school at three but I had a
00:34meeting at 2 45 and I really needed a shower 90% of the meetings I'm called into really don't pertain
00:41to me so normally I can just listen and do something else while they're going on so I decide I'm going
00:46to take a quick shower and when I'm done I'll jump on the call I get a shower run to my office wrapped
00:51in a towel just in time to log into my conference call we use an app that offers video calls but I
00:56always have mine off because the people on my calls don't need to see me well little did I know
01:01the app updated the night before oh no and reset all my saved information including keeping the video
01:09portion of the call off so for a 15 minute call with eight old men I sat at my desk with my hair up
01:17in a towel that was wrapped around me completely naked
01:22not a single one of them said a damn thing they probably were so old they couldn't get theirs to
01:32work anyway yeah I can't get
01:34that's hilarious I didn't see anything I didn't see it apparently she was nude
01:41what I had no idea no I didn't even know you could do a video what's a doozies on here
01:47I don't know just some noise came out of the computer she said it's been two weeks now and I
01:52cringe every time I have to talk to one of them oh hope you all enjoy my misery cover your camera
01:58oh man yes good call always can you imagine the wouldn't you turn it off right away the second I
02:05realized I'm on camera nude like I put a paper in front of it she didn't know like she was 15
02:09minutes she just thought it was off yeah she couldn't even tell that she was on oh my god she
02:15couldn't even tell hopefully she wasn't adjusting or moving the towel or buy a robe yeah get you a robe
02:21get you a robe like Andy but it sounded like it sounded like she didn't even have a towel on she just
02:26had a towel in her hair oh I thought she wrapped a towel around I think it's in her hair word it
02:33so for a 15 minute call with eight old men I sat at my desk with my hair up in said oh yeah you're
02:38right yeah my hair up in the towel that was wrapped around me five minutes prior completely
02:43naked completely so she was new with a towel on her head yeah you gave those old men just a time
02:49of their life I'll tell you what that meeting was awesome it was amazing between her boobs and
02:54the Cialis I was hard as a rock the whole time he bet you were oh it was crazy and the numbers are up
03:01and we're having a great month wow we're having a great month because you know they weren't that old
03:09right you know what I mean right they're not like still working as my dad would say they're married not
03:15buried they can they like a show but in this me too movement they could never address it hey lady you
03:21got your tits out oh I feel like you have to you can't say that no that's how Dave addresses
03:27that's how Dave would have addressed it we're learning something about Dave you could maybe
03:31say you're not decent you can't say you got your tits out oh my god someone made Dave a boss once
03:38I was a boss that's crazy that's crazy that's a crazy risk guys before me too yeah that's a crazy
03:45risk yeah um yeah I think I think you should have said something if I was an old man and I was like I
03:55I would all I would have said was like Cheryl you're on video yeah yeah something to let her know she
04:01was on before yeah don't let her know the whole 15 minutes just let her know her camera's on yeah
04:07where your camera is on yeah do they all have their cameras on you know like maybe they didn't see
04:13well maybe I think it's one of the things she could see them right you've got all the different
04:19people yeah they must have had their camera on because she could see them eight men eight old men
04:24around the table so they had had a camera on to see them yeah I'd love to know if they were making
04:29weird faces they're probably passing notes to each other oh yeah they're signs they were making to
04:37each other
04:43i hope she never stood up to stretch oh i bet she i bet everything was on
05:12display at one point she was on camera 15 minutes you're not gonna yeah you're moving
05:17around you're moving around stretching it out she's probably putting lotion on oh my god goodness
05:22gracious me now i can't concentrate
05:27yeah uh someone said she turned that five minutes conference call into a 15 minute peep
05:32peep show yeah exactly that's the only time any questions yes i have one um let me think yeah we
05:40yeah what uh what do you guys forecast for projections ask about projections for the
05:47next a couple years yeah they decide they want to wrap the meeting up by doing jumping jacks
05:52yeah you think now we're gonna really work on our physical fitness today
05:55i feel for you madam but everyone saw all your goods oh and they just didn't address it because
06:06they were probably too uncomfortable to say anything