Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was stopped by a DNR officer on Belle Isle for twerking on the dashboard of her moving vehicle. This then leads to Chuck putting on a twerking performance of his own.
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00:00It's kind of hard to visualize this, even if you wanted to, but an officer in Michigan
00:13was on patrol.
00:16Is this on there, Charlie?
00:18No.
00:20Officer in Michigan was on patrol when he spotted a car behind him with two women,
00:25and the passenger was twerking on the dashboard.
00:30Twerking, Chuck.
00:31I'm trying.
00:33Oh, wow.
00:34That's too much.
00:36Now I've seen too much.
00:38Yeah, shake it, Danny!
00:39Oh, my God!
00:41Jesus, what the hell?
00:43Have you seen a twerk?
00:44It's raining fake cash in here.
00:45Oh, my God, what is going on?
00:48What's happening?
00:49Lisa even got in.
00:50I thought you were throwing money in him.
00:51Yeah, that was real.
00:52Were you throwing fake money in him?
00:53Yeah.
00:54He's working.
00:55Get to work.
00:58Twerking for a living.
01:00I work hard for my money.
01:02He twerks hard for his money.
01:03He's working.
01:04Let me see you cars.
01:07Let me see you cars.
01:08Jesus, how much did you make there?
01:09It's so much.
01:10It's so much.
01:11It's so much.
01:11Yeah.
01:12Okay.
01:12Good luck spending it.
01:13James was ready for that.
01:14I saw him asking him to start shaking.
01:16He's like, I gotta make it rain, baby.
01:19James doesn't throw small bills.
01:21No.
01:22Big bills only.
01:23Large.
01:23I like my bills like I like my dongs.
01:26Large.
01:26Oh, my God.
01:28Anyway, so back to the story here.
01:30So much.
01:31We'll clean it up during commercials.
01:32It's all good.
01:32Don't worry about it.
01:33An officer in Michigan on patrol recently when he spotted a car behind him with two women
01:37and the passenger was twerking on the dashboard in the car.
01:43She was sitting backward, not wearing a seatbelt, and dancing up against the dash.
01:50Okay.
01:51So the cop.
01:52I can hear the song, but yes.
01:54Pulled them over to find out what was going on.
01:56That's when he saw two plastic cups.
01:59The driver said, oh, just juice, baby.
02:02Just juice.
02:03Yeah.
02:04The cop said, hmm, is there alcohol in that juice?
02:08And the driver said, hmm, yeah.
02:11Oh, don't say that.
02:12And also there was an open bottle of tequila on the passenger side door.
02:15Well, yes.
02:16So both women were ticketed for having open containers in a motor vehicle.
02:22Unclear if they're facing any additional twerking charges.
02:25This happened within Belle Isle.
02:28For those that don't live here, a huge island park outside of Detroit.
02:32So maybe that's why they weren't also hit with a DUI or maybe that's still coming.
02:37I don't know.
02:38Hmm.
02:39Yeah, that's weird.
02:40That is weird.
02:41I would think he'd still be able to get a DUI.
02:43Because I think it was like it wasn't a Michigan State trooper.
02:47I think it was like a park.
02:49Oh.
02:49Oh, okay.
02:50So they might not have authority, you know.
02:54I just would assume they'd call the police to give you a.
02:57Yeah, it was a DNR officer.
02:58Yeah, so you could just pour the juice out and.
03:02I've never seen someone twerk in a car.
03:04Unfortunately, I guess.
03:06Like twerk in a car?
03:07In a car.
03:08I've seen people twerk on top of cars, at least on video, not in person.
03:13But I've never seen someone twerk inside the car.
03:16And I got to have the right size butt to be able to twerk inside the car.
03:19Exactly.
03:19And that's the size of the butt you got.
03:20It might not be the right butt for twerking.
03:22Mm-hmm.
03:23It takes a lot of balance, I guess.
03:25Yeah, wood.
03:25In a moving vehicle, twerking.
03:27I would put the seat down and go backwards.
03:30Well, you saw my moves.
03:31I mean, I saw them.
03:32I saw them.
03:32I saw them.
03:32I saw them.
03:33It's pretty impressive.
03:34Yeah.
03:34You really have to shake your ass, right?
03:37Yeah.
03:37The twerk.
03:37Yeah.
03:37Like, it's all about making that.
03:38That's the twerk.
03:39That's what it is.
03:41That was a good song you played, Dave.
03:42Yeah.
03:42You're welcome.
03:43If you want to hear it, you let me know.
03:45I'm ready.
03:45Play it again.
03:46Except if Chuck gets up and dances.
03:48I'm going to say, let's get Chuck to make that booty clap.
03:50Come on.
03:51Clap with no hands, Chuck.
03:53Listen close.
03:54Oh, my God.
03:55Jesus.
03:56That was Chuck's ass cheeks.
03:59Yeah.
03:59That was the sound of Chuck's ass cheeks.
04:02Wow.
04:05Not the first time.
04:08Yeah.
04:09It's a hell of a song you found.
04:10Yeah, it definitely is.
04:12But you never know what you'll see if you've ever been to Belle Isle.
04:15I haven't been in a bit, but yeah.
04:17Crazy stuff.
04:17Yeah.
04:17Have you been to that back to that aquarium?
04:19I've never been to that.
04:20Oh, you've never been?
04:21You should probably go.
04:22You're a Mr. Aquarium.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Mr. Fishman?
04:24You know, I guess I just didn't assume it was very good.
04:29It's a beautiful old building.
04:31That's what I like.
04:32They have like maybe 10 fish.
04:35That's what I mean.
04:36They only have 10 fish?
04:37I don't think it's like an aquarium like the shed.
04:40I feel like the aquarium itself wasn't that much bigger than this studio.
04:43And then did you want to twerk when you left?
04:45I did not.
04:45No.
04:46But everybody outside was twerk.
04:48I got to ask for it.
04:51They should play that song in the aquarium then.
04:54I think it is.
04:55This is what the fish listen to.
04:56That's all I heard was the twerk song that I had in there.
04:59Ladies Aquarium.
05:01That's it.
05:02Odd choice music.
05:04Yeah.
05:05Yeah, they don't let you relax in here.
05:07All right, boys, drop it like it's hot now.
05:09Yeah.
05:09Make your knees, set your elbows.
05:12Twerk it out.
05:13Woo!
05:15Right up on the glass.
05:16Someone said...
05:16No hands.
05:17Listen, I...
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