Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a San Diego massage parlor that was busted for performing sexual activity on clients after loud noises were heard by a nearby church.
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00:00A loud sex noises echoing out of a San Diego massage parlor
00:10and into a nearby church reportedly started a police investigation
00:15that led to four arrests and a bust of the brothel.
00:20Cops say they fielded numerous complaints from businesses
00:24near the Ocean Spa Massage Parlor,
00:27which ranged from reports about the noises to locals seen going in and out
00:33at all hours of the day and night.
00:36So the unit, the vice unit, did an extensive and thorough investigation.
00:42Their officers spent over 125 hours in there to get to the bottom of it.
00:49Still more investigating, didn't you?
00:50Yeah, I better go back.
00:53Haven't got all the details yet.
00:54They documented several instances where the cops were offered sex.
01:00Several.
01:02Yeah.
01:02I am shocked.
01:05Like, if I owned a rub and tug, I would clearly say to the ladies,
01:11I'm like, listen, if you offer sex to anyone who comes in here
01:15and they say no, we are shutting down and running.
01:18Because you only go there for that.
01:23You're so right.
01:24To have sex.
01:24That's, you know, something I never thought of.
01:26But that if one person says no,
01:28the second someone says no,
01:30you're closing down.
01:32Yeah.
01:32Like, what happened?
01:33They're on to us.
01:33Like, wait a second.
01:34You had a guy.
01:35He was in his 30s.
01:36He came in here.
01:38You massaged him.
01:39You got him all naked.
01:40And then he said, stop.
01:43Shut down.
01:44Shut down.
01:45What do you have to know?
01:46It's a cop.
01:47It's a cop.
01:48Every time anyone else finishes.
01:52I mean, I think there's been a few guys,
01:54just a few through the years that have called in
01:56that have refused a rub and tug.
01:58Like, somehow wandered into the wrong place.
02:01Yes.
02:01They blew their back out at work and they went in the wrong place.
02:05But that's so rare.
02:07It's not worth it.
02:08If I'm the owner, it's time to shut down.
02:09We can open up in another terrible location any time.
02:13Yeah, but if they spent 125 hours there.
02:18They've said, like, so many guys have come in and they're like, no, no, no.
02:22Don't finish me.
02:23Don't finish me.
02:24So guy after guy says no.
02:26You realize, okay.
02:27You have to know you're being investigated.
02:29It makes sense.
02:30Yeah.
02:31But they don't realize.
02:33No.
02:33They found nearly 1,300 online ads for sex at the parlor
02:39that were posted over the past two years.
02:41Eventually, four people were busted for prostitution
02:43as the city is taking action to shut it down.
02:46They're imposing more than $100,000 in civil penalties.
02:51They say the owners of Ocean Spa have been masquerading
02:53as a legitimate business for far too long.
02:56It is just a sex shop and it has no place in our community.
03:00I wonder how legit Ocean Spa looks.
03:04Probably not too legit.
03:06Oh, I have some pictures of it here.
03:08But what's crazy to me is, and I don't know,
03:11are people making really vocal sex noises?
03:14Because that's what got them busted.
03:16They could hear it at a nearby church.
03:18How loud are you at a rubber tug?
03:20That's what led the investigation.
03:23Yeah, it was bad.
03:24I have to assume it's the guys finishing?
03:28Yeah, it's got to be the guys making a bunch of noise
03:30because I would be like, hey, ladies, keep it down.
03:33But at the same time, they're probably putting a show on, right?
03:36Like they're trying to get this thing wrapped up, you know?
03:40They got to be a little more vocal to try to entice us.
03:45It doesn't look like a spa.
03:47Can I tell you that's not what they're normally like, huh?
03:50It's very dirty.
03:52Yeah.
03:52Oh, boy.
03:53Yeah, look at just the lube.
03:55It's so sad.
03:57They have a gigantic amount of lube.
04:00Oh, and also some pills.
04:02What do you think those are?
04:04They've got Asian lettering.
04:05That's tough to say, huh?
04:07Like Asian boner pills?
04:08I don't know.
04:09It's got to be what it is.
04:09It has to be.
04:11Wow, you should never trust an unknown Asian boner pill.
04:15Taking that is a real risk.
04:17Got to be awkward for that church of just like every 10 minutes, there's like a dude going off.
04:21Oh, yeah.
04:22You got to always play music in there.
04:24You got to always have music going.
04:26The organ has to keep going.
04:29The second it stops, you hear guys.
04:32Oh!
04:35That is nuts.
04:38I never thought about the noises coming out of those places, I guess.
04:42It's a thing.
04:43Yeah, I mean, I guess so.
04:44Because a lot of them are in strip malls and stuff.
04:45That's why I just thought like it was a quiet, a more quiet finish time.
04:50Yeah.
04:51Yes.
04:52But they say it's always been pretty common with massage parlors to offer more than massages.
04:58But this place was definitely taking it to another level.
05:01I mean, there's marks all over the wall.
05:03I don't know what's going on in there.
05:05Can't really hide it either when they're using cherry blossom hand lotion.
05:09You know, when you smell like cherry blossom.
05:11Yeah.
05:11It's pretty obvious.
05:13Hey, Jason.
05:14Is that cherry blossom I smell?
05:17Yeah.
05:18Why are you so close to my joint?
05:20I just love smells.
05:23Quite fragrant.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Yeah, there's lotion, boner pills, lube.
05:29Or is that hand sanitizer?
05:30I don't know.
05:30Is it hand sanitizer?
05:31I don't know.
05:32After the ladies jerk people off, they come in and sanitize.
05:35Well, yeah.
05:36After you touch a stranger's dong, you want to hit it with that.
05:40God, how many people finished on that towel?
05:44God.
05:45It does look a little rigid over there.
05:47Yeah, it does.
05:49Carrie is with us in Massachusetts.
05:52Hi, Carrie.
05:52How are you?
05:54Good.
05:54How are you?
05:55Good.
05:55You had a comment.
05:56I got called for jury duty, and that was the case.
06:01Damn.
06:01Oh, my God.
06:02You were part of a rub and tug jury?
06:05Yeah.
06:06Yeah.
06:06It was quite interesting.
06:08They actually called in some of the Johns that had visited there, and they testified.
06:15So there wasn't any recording.
06:18It was, yeah.
06:20They had gotten some of the Johns as they were leaving.
06:23They arrested them and had them testify.
06:26And there was this one old guy who was hard of hearing.
06:29What?
06:30So the prosecutor.
06:32Yeah.
06:34That was quite interesting, because you can't really laugh when you're on the jury, but she
06:41kept having to say penis over and over.
06:44What?
06:44And he's like, what?
06:48Yeah.
06:49Oh, boy.
06:50So that's it.
06:51So they just round up a bunch of me's.
06:54Oh, my God.
06:54And then they tell me, they're like, well, listen, you know, like, you're going to do
06:58this much time or testify that this is what happened to you, and then you can go on probation.
07:05And so then, of course, I say I will.
07:08Was it a hung jury, or how did it end up?
07:10Always hung jury.
07:11We did find her guilty.
07:16Yeah.
07:16Yeah.
07:17They had quite a bit of evidence, but they had different charges for her.
07:23There was like six different charges and all that, because the girls were kept in these,
07:29like, a bunch of girls in one apartment.
07:32Some of them slept at the masseuse parlor.
07:35That's when it becomes a thing.
07:37It's like a trafficking stuff.
07:39Yeah.
07:39But yeah, Chuck, your one time you get a rub and tug.
07:41We always said it.
07:42And then you're called and you have to be a part of it.
07:44But that's it.
07:45Like, if I did it, it would be like the biggest, it'd be the most famous rub and tug bust of
07:52all time, like Robert Kraft style.
07:54Like, it would have been something like that, where it goes nuclear, how big the story is.
08:01And I'm on, you know, and all of a sudden it's on court TV.
08:06It'd be on court TV.
08:07Right.
08:07You know?
08:08Yeah.
08:08Like, here's Charles Urquhart, man who was jerked off several times.
08:13Sir, can you walk us through what happened that day?
08:16Hey, everybody.
08:19We understand why Johnny Depp's here.
08:21You were only in there for just a few minutes.
08:24That's all it took.
08:25Yeah.
08:26She was very vocal and the church heard.
08:30And that was it.
08:32Didn't take long.
08:33And then Robert Kraft was there.
08:34Johnny Depp is in the audience.
08:37No one would be surprised.
08:39No.
08:40Oh, they'd be like, oh, that one court chick would be like, he looks like a filthy pervert.
08:45Look at him.
08:46Look at him.
08:47Yeah, Nancy Grace.
08:48They bring Nancy Grace on.
08:49Nancy Grace.
08:50I'm glad I'm back for this one because this guy is disgusting.
08:56His beard's unkept.
08:58He probably sits around in his basement and plays on those video games.
09:03He's a real, real creep.
09:05Look at this.
09:05It looks like he's divorced.
09:08This guy is an animal.
09:10Had a radio program.
09:13Yeah, she'd play clips of the radio.
09:14Oh, yeah.
09:14And here is him talking about mastermind.
09:19Again.
09:20I can't.
09:21I can't have any of this stuff happen to me.
09:24They've so much on you.
09:25I've said too much.
09:27Guilty.
09:27Guilty.
09:28You said too much.
09:30You're right.
09:30You'd never be able to convince them otherwise, even if it wasn't misunderstanding.
09:33No.
09:34Like you went for an actual massage and a lady propositioned you and you turned her down.
09:37Likely story as we can hear here from, this is from 2001.
09:44He goes on for 15 minutes.
09:48No, you for sure would be busted, dude.
09:51Sorry.
09:51He talks about his lack of sex all the time.
09:54Of course he was getting masturbated.