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Uploaded today, continuing the run of Hydro Thunder
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00:00Yeah, yeah, right now. Let's go. Um, mm-hmm.
00:11Let's see you!
00:17Goddamn tooth.
00:19Welcome to Greece.
00:25I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
00:31Goddamn, these graphics are so effing wonky.
00:34Am I playing an N64 game or a goddamn PS1 game?
00:40You decide.
00:43It's way too, it's way too ambitious for any kind of N64, let's be real here.
00:48Uh, we got, we got here, here we go!
00:51I forgot the shortcuts in this one.
00:53And then, there, there's the, there's the Greek police.
01:00They're not annoying of, uh, the NPCs in the upcoming series.
01:03Oh boy, they're, they're gonna be a pain in the dick hole.
01:09Here we go.
01:11There's a waterfall, you know, and yeah it means.
01:20Here we go!
01:22You can't stop the Thresher!
01:28Get outta here!
01:31You think you can stop me?
01:33That's impossible!
01:34I do the most!
01:36Shit!
01:37Fuck!
01:38And I don't know how to jump, cause this could be a way to get that boost.
01:45Can you stop fucking bouncing?
01:49Cause anytime I crash into you guys, you guys still find a way to get in the lead.
01:53And then if you guys crash into me, I fall behind!
01:55What kind of bullshit is that?
01:56Look, see, there he is again!
02:00Get the fuck outta here!
02:07Now, how do I jump in this game?
02:09I don't know.
02:15Get up!
02:16Get outta my way!
02:17I'm the real Thresher!
02:19Yeah!
02:20Outta my way!
02:22Again, I'm supposed to jump right there or something, and I don't know how to jump.
02:28I can push open down the control stick, and I push every button.
02:31And I think, what the fuck?
02:32Where'd you come from?
02:34Get outta here!
02:38We're almost there!
02:39We're almost there!
02:40We're about to escape Greece!
02:41We're about to escape Greece!
02:42We're about to escape Greece!
02:51Here we go!
02:53Fifth place!
02:54Fourth place!
02:59I saved the day!
03:10Oh yeah!
03:14Give the box a second!
03:15No!
03:17I don't want to go there we're gonna go to Arizona I keep doing the effing red
03:32nice voice and I don't know why out of the aliens what the fuck revolutions per minute folks
03:50there's misbehave being a little cutie cutie cutie patootie god damn the turning on the
04:01team is wonky as shit get out of here with your jet ski I got the power up can you like leave me alone
04:16oh yeah this is the stage that has the time transitions in it you know look here you got
04:25damn you may have the boost but we can move faster than you apparently I I know the shortcut in this
04:43one yeah this is the one with the uh the day for night transition the further you go along in it
04:48but the problem is I don't remember any of the secret paths are on this stage it's not it I hate this
05:02thing just well there's a waterfall therefore it's secret passage I talk too much like when we get to
05:14another the next part when we do the hard ones those ones actually those things are hard but
05:20visually speaking I do love the ship graveyard it's a wonderful concept get out of here I'm a nine but
05:29sometimes the shortcuts don't do diddly dick because you could still lose god damn it just go in one
05:36direction yeah people one way I don't want to play a goddamn racing game you look like I want to play
05:46f-zero I played f-zero you watch no you know we don't here we go
06:03yeah I noticed then we gotta go to China yeah I know there's a lot of content for this game it's a
06:23goddamn racing game with both what I supposed to say last one the far east now this one I I hate I
06:39don't like how I hate this one even more I'm gonna go back to miss me a the far east
06:49me I'm gonna punchy wanty hon boy now and they're amazing that that the one room of Shrek getting a
07:10labged in from master chief and then Mike was asking kind of comes out of nowhere and then uh you get shot
07:17up that I miss the power up god damn it I saw it too
07:41okay hold on guys I have cheat code
07:47so do I that's called slime you wanted to bolt racing game well guess what I got a flying boat top that
08:01you can knock them off course but you need to have like a lot of speed at your disposal otherwise you ain't doing shit oh up there that's a shortcut how I reach it
08:08that guy if I know
08:15I know
08:17because remember when I beat the stage I just spammed the
08:20I spammed every single boost I got when it how I that's how I beat it and I once again found a way to trick all my chances
08:27I just spammed every single boost I got when it how I that's how I beat it
08:32and I once again found a way to trick all my chances
08:35god damn it get off me
08:38oh
08:42yeah
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09:24Yeah, there we go, hit this goddamn stage.
09:47Yeah, that was part two of Thunderfro-whatever, it was nice playing this game, I'm gonna go
09:52take a shit.
09:54Yeah, the other game, is how easy does it work?
09:57Yeah.
09:59Yeah, I don't know.
10:00Yeah, I can go there.
10:02Yeah, yeah.
10:02Yeah, yeah, that's fun.
10:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:05And then, you know, yeah.
10:06You know, it's so fun too, so I know.
10:08It's so fun!
10:08It's so fun.
10:08You can take a shit that's going on.
10:10Yeah, it's so fun.
10:12It seems like you can't have a lot of fun game, I can't do it.
10:14It's so fun going on.
10:16Yeah, it's so fun.
10:17It's so fun.
10:18Oh, yeah.
10:19So fun.
10:21Oh, yeah.