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00:00you know I kind of forgot that the very first thing that this game confirms is
00:05that Donkey Kong can deck Wario but we're not here to talk about that so
00:14today we got we got Mario Party on the commission list now the the guy who
00:18commissioned this was our favorite pole in Poland because he's a pole is a towel
00:23and after because we are arguing back and forth for almost a month about about
00:34what game he wants me to cover and god damn it's a little bit of Mario and we got to
00:39an argument and then it kind of came down to what do I consider as one of the top
00:43ten if not like specifically the number three spot of the character where you
00:50feel is one of the hardest bosses in video game history and I I flat out said
00:54the final boss at Mario Party it is like Bowser like no it's not it's it's it's a
01:00little bit obvious but I hate it so we decided this is when he's going to
01:03commission me to play
01:08we're going to do the minigame because I am not sitting down doing you know a party
01:13about my goddamn set Mario and who is this partner gonna be it looks like Mario
01:17again Mario Mario like the Mario Brothers movies so this is part of gonna be
01:21gosh she's not here hey and when I was a kid it always be peach because I thought
01:27peach was cool for some godforsaken reason I thought she was cool so crazy
01:31Yoshi looks like Yoshi's behind Mario here we go
01:38so let's move the island to you no I'll do that if I remember how to do my job so
01:46this is gonna get spread out it's gonna do it by chapters like every world is
01:49gonna be a different part I already know if I want to get to the beach cuz I'm
01:53using a goddamn controller and this the minigames in this game are infamous so
01:57every part is gonna be a world that way you know how many world to expect if a
02:01world is super short I'll cut into two parts but for now we're gonna do it like
02:06this so everything else I'm gonna finish a world is gonna be a part some
02:11minigames are for a player individual two or two one we all know the Mario
02:16League basically the goal of Mario Party about the island is to win all the
02:20minigames Yoshi's there or your partner of choice is there to help you out if
02:26there is a 2v2 in the game another event but it'll help you in a long run I don't
02:32think I already won
02:33oiichi
02:35game
02:36I'm pretty sure I won
02:39one up and every single time you beat a stage you get a one up and I get
02:46money
02:47if you go back and replay stages I don't believe you get a one up but it's a
02:53good it's a good idea to collect all the money you can and the go for this one
02:59get 10 more coins and I will win no sounds pretty easy
03:08yeah
03:11get your own cash back junior
03:15and like that I want a pizza
03:21I can't do that if
03:28and
03:30yeah
03:33yeah
03:35there we are
03:36we're
03:37YAY!
03:43One up.
03:44Twenty-two bucks!
03:46Get my- get- get my twenty-dollar bill- I can't do that effing-
03:51My voice still hurts from-
03:54Ah, god damn it.
03:58Okay.
04:03Get twenty coins and I'll win, alright?
04:05I'm still kind of distracted, mate.
04:07I literally did this after Paper Mario and I gotta go get groceries soon.
04:11So after doing this, I might just go in a day.
04:14And then I gotta edit the videos and upload them and everything.
04:16I gotta start porting them to Dailymotion, which isn't a problem.
04:19I- I love me some Dailymotion.
04:21It's just-
04:22Mmm.
04:23And I wanna make a- I wanna make an A&B video for Knuckles.
04:26There's so much I wanna do right now.
04:28But I- I have to really get my time wisely.
04:31Otherwise, I'm gonna end up getting up and down and I hate that.
04:35Like, I'm already behind as it is on art.
04:37And that's a lot of art that I gotta do.
04:42WARIO NOW!
04:45Finish!
04:46I don't even know how many I got.
04:47I know, I- I've played this game a lot.
04:49That's probably the most I've ever gotten, even in my childhood.
04:53Again, this is- it's gonna work, because this game I was also super competitive about as a kid.
04:57Hey, we're almost done with World 1!
05:00Fastest recording ever.
05:07Oh, it's one of those.
05:10This is another- okay.
05:12Now, it's time for-
05:13Ah, my hand.
05:13I forgot how quickly this minigame actually comes in.
05:19Now!
05:22My gamer pet!
05:23My gamer pet!
05:27This is me!
05:29My gamer pet!
05:30My gamer pet!
05:32This is gonna probably break my controller.
05:35My gamer pet!
05:36My gamer pet!
05:47My gamer pet!
05:50This shotgun has got the horny towel on me!
05:53I'm- uh- I'm doing- I'm doing your favorite homie!
05:57I do wonder what happens if he actually gets me to the actual homies.
06:03You're never gonna stop me!
06:04I did it!
06:05I saved the world!
06:06And my wallet!
06:13One up.
06:15Twenty-seven.
06:16Another one up!
06:20Yup!
06:21I did it.
06:22So, this was- this was- this was short.
06:26Um...
06:29I just said I was gonna do this world by world, but because I was short world 1, I was gonna go ahead and go into world 2.
06:36I don't remember how far I got.
06:38I don't remember how far I got.
06:41Mm-hm.
06:41I like this copa, he's a good boy.
06:42I like this copa, he's a good boy.
06:43He doesn't get enough fan art.
06:44Alright, let's go.
06:45Memory match.
06:46The board did tell you exactly what minigames you gotta do, which is really cute.
06:51I'm probably gonna aim for like, maybe 10 or 15 minutes.
06:54World 1 and 2 are pretty short.
06:57Everything after world 2 is kind of where I'm like I hate this game.
06:59So, I might as well have fun with the watching end.
07:04Alright, let's go.
07:06Well, that's Bowser.
07:10Fire Flower.
07:12Green Mushroom.
07:15Red Mushroom.
07:18Red Mushroom.
07:19Monster boy's measurements.
07:21Zoomiser.
07:23Tyler.
07:24raw shit.
07:25WHOH.
07:26coding friend?
07:27thirsty.
07:29REVOL killed.
07:30Now, if we'd more of this solo, I probably would've already won the minigame.
07:32Because in the party board, you only need to get like, one match.
07:33To win.
07:34Here, not so much.
07:37And I win.
07:48You got ten bucks.
07:56Oh, Grand Pound.
08:00I'd observe the map.
08:08I wanna go get my groceries. I wasn't paying attention. Shit.
08:12Star!
08:14Like, I want lasagna for dinner tonight. That's what I want.
08:24I think these are all at home.
08:26Apparently not.
08:28Finish!
08:30Okay.
08:36Well, Fat Wario's hunky height is, it's a miracle that those things should even go down.
08:42I'm almost done with World 2.
08:44The Limbo Dance.
08:46I think this is actually the fear that can get me into trouble in the beginning.
08:52Not.
08:54Not.
08:56Not.
08:58Not.
09:00Not.
09:04Mario is just so incredibly sad, I had to think about it.
09:30If I believed you and Mario because of how scrawny they are, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, like, care.
09:37Which one was this one?
09:39Musical Mushroom, I love this one!
09:41It's physically musical chairs, except I get to deck people.
09:46Oh my god, we all like, we all want to deck someone every now and again.
09:56Basic concept, once the music stops, you just go to the treasure chest.
09:59Usually, I figure out when it stops because you'll be in the opposite direction of where you started.
10:04Like that.
10:13Clear!
10:14I do know that, I love it.
10:16I don't know if it's canon, but literally, the voice actor in this game is toad in every stage.
10:21So I love it.
10:22So, we all know it.
10:24Chance time!
10:26Got item!
10:30Got item!
10:31That's my favorite fun game.
10:32Very feminine.
10:33Okay.
10:36Now, this video game is better in, I think it was Mario Party Superstars, or was it Jamboree?
10:41I don't know, I haven't dedicated too much time to Jamboree.
10:47Which, I really should.
10:48And I will say Mario Party 1, where's Mario Party of the custom 3 vs. PS1?
10:49It's incredibly unfair in almost every game.
10:50It doesn't matter who you play, they are not going to be fair.
10:51Because the 3 vs. PS1, they can all either raw dog you in one very particular minigame, or in another minigame where it's just like, why aim above and you're by yourself?
11:03Uh, even though you're by yourself, you can still technically win no matter what.
11:19Like this one.
11:20Like, the only way I can suck is if I decide to give in to my own commentary and argue with myself.
11:27Give me your shit.
11:34What up?
11:37Fifteen, alright.
11:38And we did it!
11:40Now, we can still go to World 5, yeah, no, and we might start World 3.
11:46And World 3, hmmm.
11:49What minigame is this?
11:51Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
11:54Or many games this?
11:55Oh! Castaways, no thank you.
11:58Uh, this one? The Kreata...
12:00Okay, so in the future, I-I will, because the commi-
12:03Again, this is the Commission playthrough, so I don't really have a problem.
12:06I'll let the Commissioner decide, because once we get to Toad, I, uh, uh, yeah, Toad's the final boss.
12:12Once we get to the final boss, I, uh, I'm done. I don't care where we're at.
12:14If I really want to speedrun it, I'll just go up through Worlds 5 and go up that way.
12:18If I want to take my time, I'll go through Worlds 3 and play the game how it wants me to play.
12:22That means I'll be having to skip Worlds 5.
12:24And with that said and done...
12:26You can see I'm going to return to the village. Yes.
12:3513 lives, 63, 9 out of 15 minigames.
12:38Yeah, there's not a lot of minigames on Mario Party 1.
12:40People like to tell me there's a bunch, but it's like, it's right there, it says 50.
12:43And with that said and done, everyone.
12:46Uh, that was, uh, that was the first part of Minigame Island.
12:50Uh, Jesus Christ, part 2 is not going to be any easier.
12:53It depends on the commissioner or the commentators how they want it to go.
12:56With that said and done, y'all have a good day.