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00:00:01Uh, howdy howdy everybody!
00:00:03Ya boi is back!
00:00:04And because I don't own this game on a cartridge,
00:00:07it's because I'm broke.
00:00:08And for some reason, it took me forever to record this.
00:00:10But, uh, hopefully my audience can read.
00:00:13Uh, today, yeah, today, today I'm going to play this game.
00:00:16Uh, we are going to play Paper Morial!
00:00:18Because I need my yip yip yip yip yip yip yip guy!
00:00:21And I guess some people wanted this?
00:00:23Wait a minute, my waifu's on the cover.
00:00:25I didn't notice that.
00:00:26Anyway, we're just gonna get into the game.
00:00:28Yeah, that was my last file.
00:00:31Mickey K?
00:00:32No, I don't want Stog Mono.
00:00:35So, we're just gonna get into this, obviously.
00:00:37I am your guest here, Mr. Meta.
00:00:41Can I explain my whole name?
00:00:44Yes, I can.
00:00:45But I'm not gonna do that.
00:00:46Because F you.
00:00:47There we go.
00:00:48I got my waifu.
00:00:49We're gonna do this right now.
00:00:50Is this gonna get censored?
00:00:52Probably.
00:00:53Ah, that guy sucks.
00:01:01Uh-huh.
00:01:03Hey Mario, you got the letter from the Princesa Peach.
00:01:20Yeah, okay.
00:01:21I know my audience can read, so they can do the reading.
00:01:25I'll do the side commentary because that's what I'm here for.
00:01:27Alright, what's the letter say?
00:01:30Uh-huh.
00:01:31Uh-huh.
00:01:33Mm-hmm.
00:01:34Yeah.
00:01:35Yeah.
00:01:36Uh-huh.
00:01:37Mm-hmm.
00:01:38Yeah.
00:01:39Yeah.
00:01:40Uh, yeah, that's a flat-out lie.
00:01:42There's not gonna be any kind of goddamn entertainment.
00:01:45Well, actually, there is gonna be entertainment, but that gets referenced at the very end of
00:01:58the game.
00:01:59Yeah, I don't care.
00:02:01Surely, if you want a more professional opinion on Paper Mario, I am not the guy to go to when
00:02:07it comes to this game.
00:02:09Because I beat it again, I think I want to say one or two weeks ago.
00:02:13It was fun, and then I decided that, you know, some people wanted me to replay this,
00:02:18so I thought, why not?
00:02:19It'd be fun, I guess.
00:02:21But then again, people like to see me, uh, talk to myself.
00:02:24So, here I am today.
00:02:30Luigi, you've been here before.
00:02:31Alright, so.
00:02:32Uh, I can do two things.
00:02:33I can go rush into the plot, but that's boring.
00:02:36So we're gonna go over here.
00:02:41Yeah.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44Alright.
00:02:50Yeah.
00:02:51Okay.
00:02:54Oh, I can- I can do the super flippy spin jump at the beginning!
00:02:57Okay, I didn't know that.
00:03:01No, Grandma!
00:03:02Wait!
00:03:03Wait a minute!
00:03:04How'd you escape?
00:03:05The many, many things of this game that nobody will ever bother to explain to me.
00:03:12How'd you go, Grandma?
00:03:13Escape!
00:03:14No.
00:03:14I-I-I don't.
00:03:27I want to find the-the-the-the-oh, wait a minute.
00:03:36Wait a minute!
00:03:37How'd you get out of here?
00:03:38I-I-I don't.
00:03:39I-I-I don't.
00:03:42I want to find the-the-the-oh, wait a minute.
00:03:44Oh, wait a minute!
00:03:45Wait a minute!
00:03:46Wait a minute!
00:03:47How'd you get out of here?
00:03:54Uh, okay.
00:03:55So, that's something else I-I-I need to see people to explain to me later.
00:04:03That's alright.
00:04:04Uh, you're fine.
00:04:05That's the other girl I was looking for.
00:04:07I'm about to talk to her.
00:04:13I-I guess, uh, okay.
00:04:15Some of the women here do like, uh, Mario's outfit.
00:04:19Then these guys.
00:04:20I think these guys-yeah.
00:04:21These guys actually stay here later.
00:04:25Now, am I the biggest Paper Mario fan?
00:04:27No.
00:04:31You'll all find out later.
00:04:32But, I just want to do some foreshadowing here, because why not?
00:04:35To the new people who don't have the time for Paper Mario,
00:04:37because you have better things to do in your life, and you want some white noise,
00:04:40here I am.
00:04:44I don't know why all these dudes have spears,
00:04:46considering what they tell us later, but whatever.
00:04:48People like to pretend they're useful.
00:04:52Mm-hmm.
00:04:55There you are, Toadstool.
00:04:56Mm-hmm.
00:04:57This party's boring!
00:04:58I say it's boring, because not the people decided to ditch you.
00:04:59They're not even important.
00:05:00Yeah.
00:05:01Mm-hmm.
00:05:02Mm-hmm.
00:05:03Yeah.
00:05:04Mm-hmm.
00:05:05Yeah.
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00:05:25Ş More Caipers I try again.
00:05:26Ooh, no.
00:05:27Ah!
00:05:28Ah!
00:05:29Ah!
00:05:30Ah!
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:32Ah!
00:05:34Oh, no!
00:05:36The plat!
00:05:37Into the chips.
00:05:43Ah, no!
00:05:44Mm, mm, mm.
00:05:46Mmm!
00:05:52Mmm!
00:05:58Mmmmm!
00:06:04Mm-hmm!
00:06:05Yes!
00:06:06Flying Castle!
00:06:07Obviously!
00:06:16Uh-huh.
00:06:22Do you not know what Twilight is, woman?
00:06:27It's my boy!
00:06:30Bowser!
00:06:31Oh, no!
00:06:35Well, I can't really blame Bowser.
00:06:36Uh, I'll talk about Bowser when I get to him.
00:06:39Actually, we're about to get to him right now.
00:06:40Yep.
00:06:44Now you little baby!
00:06:46Let's go!
00:06:53Uh-huh.
00:06:55Uh, yeah.
00:07:03Mm-hmm.
00:07:04Yeah.
00:07:08Alright, so obviously, for people who don't know anything about Mario RPG history,
00:07:13Peach is useless in this game.
00:07:14Go figure!
00:07:15Um...
00:07:16But in Pimper Mario RPG, the very first enemy you do fight is Bowser.
00:07:20So this is a very cute reference.
00:07:23I think Bowser only has like 10 HP or something like this.
00:07:25But it's not a winnable fight, so I'm gonna keep talking over it.
00:07:29But in that battle, you need to find Bowser.
00:07:31He's the very first enemy you fight, you beat him, and then the game kind of progresses because Bowser's castle gets stolen.
00:07:36Which is very cute because now he's stealing Peach's castle in this game.
00:07:38Now, is that important for this game?
00:07:40Not really.
00:07:41But it's important for the day.
00:07:42It's just Mario RPG 1 in reverse.
00:07:46Yeah.
00:07:47Yeah.
00:07:52Ah!
00:07:53Ah!
00:07:54No!
00:07:55Without that, the front of the offhand, I can't do the thing.
00:07:58Alright.
00:08:02Okay.
00:08:06Alright.
00:08:07I can't do anything except attack you, so that's what I'm gonna do.
00:08:24M-MAMMA MIA!
00:08:29Ah, yeah.
00:08:30So, uh, instead of one of a fight, not much I can really say here.
00:08:32Uh, Bowser's got the Geek alone.
00:08:34So, whenever it has that, I'm just gonna call him the G- uh, G-Bowser.
00:08:38Because I love Mario 64, obviously, like every Boomer.
00:08:43Oh, no!
00:08:47I mean, we're playing this game for a second time.
00:08:49I- I just- I know when you push the A, you can, uh, deduct damage.
00:08:52And I did that so perfectly in the final battle.
00:08:55Oh, yeah! Bowser's the final boss!
00:08:57Ha ha ha ha!
00:09:04Oh!
00:09:07OH!
00:09:10MAMMA MIA!
00:09:15Yeah, well, Mario's gone.
00:09:19Which, I mean, theoretically speaking if Mario did want Bowser's Army still, you know, just under the doorstep.
00:09:25under the doorstep, so either way, I don't think Mario would have been able to take-
00:09:28LUIGI DISTOR 2!
00:09:32All the characters in this game are-
00:09:35What? It's so goddamn useless!
00:09:38Paper Mario!
00:09:40You know what's the context of the Star World? Yes.
00:09:42Is it very good? No.
00:09:44A bleep of the stars?
00:09:47Yeah, the stars are kind of dickheads.
00:09:55So, you guys know that scene from Sonic OVA where Sonic just wakes up in the grass and
00:10:01literally has no purpose for the- MY GIRL!
00:10:08I only like one of the seven stars here. We'll get to it when we get to it, but I kind of plan
00:10:13to finish the whole prologue in one go, because it's not very bad, but at the same time, it gives-
00:10:19For the five people who don't know anything about this game, yeah, you can read.
00:10:25Meanwhile, my emulator will lag.
00:10:33Yeah, the whole Star World plot, again, I don't-
00:10:36It seems very important, but in the final battle, the whole Star World thing kind of
00:10:40doesn't really make sense.
00:10:43Mm-hmm.
00:10:45Uh-huh.
00:10:47Mm-hmm.
00:10:49Oh, actually, um, that star over there on the side, the one with the glasses,
00:10:54interesting plot hole, but when we get to it, we'll get to it.
00:10:57Uh, but for now, hmm, it's not very important.
00:11:00Uh-huh.
00:11:15Mom, there's a hobo upside!
00:11:16You look like Mario, the genocidal maniac!
00:11:26God damn it, Italy, we had enough of you!
00:11:28Shit!
00:11:34Oh, what am I gonna do? First thing you should do is, yeah, just leave the body!
00:11:38That's what decay is for!
00:11:46God damn it, let me sleep!
00:11:47Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:12:02Now, people may be wondering, am I gonna be using a lot of the badges in everything in this game?
00:12:07Uh, if it's anything like my last playthrough, no.
00:12:10I'm gonna just play the game how I- I'm gonna play it, I'm sorry.
00:12:14I know there's more professional players and speedrunners who could do better things than me,
00:12:17but, uh, no, I'm gonna do things how I want to do it, yeah.
00:12:22You're so-
00:12:27Yeah, so Mario's been in a coma, cause Bell's just whooped him that bad.
00:12:41Mario, one of the Goombas are one of your fanboys! I think you should go talk to them!
00:12:47Mario, one of the Goombas are one of my favorite characters.
00:12:51Right.
00:13:01Right.
00:13:11Alright, I'm not gonna lie, out of everything I play in this game,
00:13:14Um, the beginning part is what stumps me the most, and I know the law of RPGs, the beginning sucks, usually, but I have no idea what to do.
00:13:22So, can I talk to them? Probably. I don't really have anything against the Goomans in this game, so I will spend probably too much time with them.
00:13:30I know you're my big fan. It's in your goddamn name!
00:13:32Yeah, okay. So, uh, we're gonna go see Grandpappy. No, you're Grandmommy!
00:13:48Grandpappy's... is back here. Yeah, here's Grandpappy.
00:13:54Oh, yeah. Yes, I'm a Mario!
00:13:58Yep. Uh, yeah, Grandpa.
00:14:02Give me the hammer!
00:14:12Oh, God, I got me all of this goddamn block things.
00:14:22I'll go touch your goddamn grandson.
00:14:28Actually, if I do do any side quests, I'll be doing them with Gambario.
00:14:31Uh, right, this part right here. Last time I played, uh, I didn't know what these were until the very end of the game.
00:14:39Here we go.
00:14:41Yeah, uh-huh.
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:43Mm-hmm.
00:14:45Yeah.
00:14:47Uh-huh, yeah.
00:14:48Yeah, I wanna leave right now!
00:14:49Yeah.
00:14:52Uh-huh.
00:14:52Uh-huh.
00:15:02No!
00:15:03It's Grandma!
00:15:11Uh-huh.
00:15:11I don't know why, but the porn of Kami Koopa is kind of weird.
00:15:34It's not bad, per se, and that kind of makes me worried, but I guess she has her fans.
00:15:41And I can't really be talking bad about grandmas, because I'm going to run into a grandma later.
00:15:48Yeah, I had a trick of the scene, but I kind of forgot.
00:15:51But again, this is the one that struck me the most when I replayed this.
00:15:59Uh, well, uh, is she a Koopa?
00:16:02Apparently not even the Goopas know, so her name is Kami Koopa.
00:16:05I don't see a shell on her back, so I guess she's just a Koopa in vain.
00:16:08Because the Goombas don't recognize her. I sure as hell don't know what the hell she is.
00:16:11She doesn't think of the goddamn rope.
00:16:13Yeah, alright, let's go get the hammer.
00:16:18Alright, Grandpa!
00:16:20Hey, Grandma, what's up?
00:16:23Let's go back here.
00:16:27And Grandpa is gone!
00:16:29And that is gone!
00:16:30Yeah, that doesn't actually happen if you don't come here first, which is kind of weird.
00:16:33I kind of showed off what happened, I wasn't intouchable.
00:16:44This game doesn't really abuse the paper jokes as much as other games do.
00:16:47Grandpa!
00:16:48Grandpa!
00:16:49Mm-hmm.
00:16:50Yeah, Mario.
00:16:51Mm-hmm.
00:16:52Alright.
00:16:53Uh-huh.
00:16:54Got it.
00:16:55Yeah, I'll go find your hammer.
00:16:56Do-do-do-do!
00:16:57Actually, my favorite thing about this game is how herky-durky the soundtrack is.
00:17:13I can't use that without the hammer yet, but yeah.
00:17:17This soundtrack is very herky-durky.
00:17:20It's unbelievable and I love it for you.
00:17:22You can use it for memes anywhere.
00:17:28Okay.
00:17:30Alright, old man, let's find your hammer.
00:17:33Oh, money!
00:17:36We're looking for your hammer, we find money.
00:17:38That's why I love the older generation.
00:17:40They ask for one thing, you get another.
00:17:42And I don't remember exactly what bush it's in.
00:17:48There we go.
00:17:52Yay!
00:17:58Alright.
00:18:00Okay, uh, Grandpa, let's go break down-
00:18:03Let's- let's go smash some noobs.
00:18:09Goddammit.
00:18:11Right, these are save spots.
00:18:13Why am I saving now?
00:18:14Because, uh, why not?
00:18:22There's so many goddamn coins in that one.
00:18:26But, uh, this part's good stage design.
00:18:28I- it could be-
00:18:30Right.
00:18:31A speedy gay attack!
00:18:32Let's go!
00:18:33I think we're actually coming up-
00:18:34Yeah, we are.
00:18:44Okay, so, um, I don't like this guy.
00:18:48Uh, Master Junior Trooper.
00:18:49Master Junior Trooper.
00:18:50He's not that bad, but goddammit, he's annoying.
00:18:55Um.
00:18:59Boss of the Neighborhood King.
00:19:00Yeah, uh, for the Neighborhood King, his neighborhood's pretty bigger than the game would let you believe.
00:19:05And I can guarantee this, this is not gonna be the last time we face this guy.
00:19:08I don't remember how much he has in the beginning.
00:19:13It's like 4 to 5.
00:19:14It's not very much, but-
00:19:17Goddammit, I'm-
00:19:18Ugh, I hate replaying games when I have all the good shit.
00:19:24Can I jump on his head?
00:19:25Probably.
00:19:26Which, uh, probably not gonna do.
00:19:27Nah, I should probably show it off, at least.
00:19:30Not the best I had me to show that off with.
00:19:35I don't wanna take damage, I want my-
00:19:37I want my Boonga Bikachu!
00:19:42Alright, Mario, keep it up!
00:19:45You have a sp-
00:19:46Full power!
00:19:48I don't- yeah, I don't-
00:19:49I barely remember this first page.
00:19:50Oh!
00:19:51No!
00:19:52Two damage!
00:19:54But two is more than one?!
00:20:00Yeah, so am I gonna be grinding?
00:20:01Probably not.
00:20:02Because in the beginning, as you guys seen there, I-
00:20:04I beat the game on, like, Rubble 2445.
00:20:07And I'm probably gonna beat the game with the round the same thing.
00:20:09I'm- I don't know if I'm gonna be showing all my grinding matches.
00:20:12I probably will, because I got a lot to say about this game.
00:20:15When we get to the points.
00:20:16And because it's not like-
00:20:18If there's any dead air, I'll just auto-cut to when I'm saying something.
00:20:21Not for this one, though.
00:20:22I don't know.
00:20:23Because then you'll miss context.
00:20:24Because there's a lot of context, apparently.
00:20:25Because there's a lot of context, apparently.
00:20:27Breathe.
00:20:28Yay!
00:20:30Drugs!
00:20:32Yeah.
00:20:34Yeah.
00:20:39Let's it go!
00:20:41Oh, no, no, no.
00:20:43Ugh.
00:20:44Ugh.
00:20:46Super gay spin!
00:20:48Yeah, I can't break that, Dad.
00:20:49Uh, I don't think I- I don't think I actually parked that one in my other place.
00:20:54Here we go.
00:20:56Alright.
00:20:57See, Grandpa's nice.
00:20:58He- he lets me know what's up.
00:20:59Here we go!
00:21:00Let's go!
00:21:01If I gotta suffer seizures, you guys do too.
00:21:02You can't say I'm not a caring host.
00:21:03Oh, I won!
00:21:04Down!
00:21:05Down!
00:21:06Down!
00:21:07Down!
00:21:08Down!
00:21:09Down!
00:21:10Where are you?
00:21:11Uh!
00:21:12What is that?
00:21:13That's no joke.
00:21:14Alright, toxic, 여러분.
00:21:15That's no joke.
00:21:16I'm- which, you can't say I'm not a caring host.
00:21:19Oh, I won!
00:21:22Down!
00:21:23Down!
00:21:26Okay, la- la-
00:21:30No!
00:21:32I hit the ground.
00:21:33I, I meant to hit his forehead.
00:21:34Uncle Nick.
00:21:35Eh.
00:21:36Grandpa tells you what to do.
00:21:38to do. Die! As if I can't effing defend myself, I have to take all these with nothing stopping me.
00:21:55Alright, here we go. I think, I think if I'm actually gonna edit out battles, I'm just gonna
00:21:59edit out the ones where I don't get EXP or backtracking. Again, unless there's like dead
00:22:04air, the butt, seizure! Right, okay, so I can't hear things airborne with my hammer,
00:22:15which is good to know, but I don't care, I wanna kill the dude. He dead. No! Here we go. Yay! Here we go.
00:22:29This soundtrack is herky dorky bullies. Yeah!
00:22:40I'd need to come up with lyrics for that thing later down the line. It'll be a work in progress
00:22:44for the Let's Play. I think that's what I'll just call it. Okay.
00:22:49Yeah, we made it back.
00:22:59There is, I believe there's another way to get up here, and that's through the, uh,
00:23:02spring in the back, but I'll backtrack here in a second to show you guys what I'm talking about.
00:23:05Uh-huh. See, Grandpa's alive, the boomer knows what's up, and the little girl, the little girl's
00:23:14kind of freaky, but I'm happy she doesn't come along because she's like, Mario, I, I love you,
00:23:19I need, I need your taint on my face. And Gambario, he's just a fanboy, but you know what, man,
00:23:25I could tell a lot of stuff about Gambario and, uh, and my boy when we get to him, and I kind of was
00:23:30disheartened when I found out more details and very sad. But I'll get to it when I get to it.
00:23:41All right, let's see what's going on. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
00:23:48Wrap. Yeah. Okay, I, I know the Mario wrap thing didn't come out maybe three to four of the years
00:23:55after this game, and I don't want to google check that right now. I think I will.
00:24:00Mar, give me something. Oh, yeah, the power jump. I did, I barely used that in my last play,
00:24:07so I don't think I'm going to use it a lot either. I mean, if I do, it'll probably be against
00:24:11one very specific boss because I hate the goddamn desert.
00:24:17Uh, no. Yeah. No, wait, no! That's not, no! Oh, this is what I get for not reading the thing.
00:24:27Yeah, yeah, that's a badge. Yeah. There we go. Thank you. Yeah, and that's how you use badges.
00:24:36For the, for the people who are wondering, hey, how do I use badges? Uh, if you're using this as white
00:24:41noise, uh, it won't matter to you. If you're watching this playthrough, I'm sorry. Uh, I'll show you
00:24:46examples later. But yeah, I, I, I barely use the power jump.
00:24:55Well, you can join me.
00:24:56Yeah, you can accompany me because Luigi effing ditched me and actually, no, nobody bothered to
00:25:05look for me. I fell in the goddamn force of this little girl who has, who probably doesn't know
00:25:10what basic mathematics is, decides to find Mario. What did Luigi do? Well, I'm going to go back to my
00:25:15effing SNF dungeon. Hey, Luigi sucks.
00:25:18Yeah, he gets the head boss. So, this guy's attack is essentially attacking people with his
00:25:26damn forehead, which is great because I guess Goomans don't suffer brain damage.
00:25:29Uh huh.
00:25:41Yeah, so if you want to restore health, you can go inside the toad house and, uh, get,
00:25:45get the suck. But we're going to backtrack here because, um, I'm going to do a few things.
00:25:53Yeah, I want to show this stuff first. So, this is where she found Mario,
00:25:57which was literally to the left of the house. Wait, Toadstuff too? Did nobody leave this goddamn
00:26:02cat? Toadstuff weird, weird fetish.
00:26:06Because Toadstuff would be like, I'm here, I'm here for the, uh, hotel management staff.
00:26:10I want to do all that. So, I, I'm going to show off the Toadstuff later. I can do that right now,
00:26:14but I, I don't want to. We're going to backtrack here for a bit.
00:26:19Because I saw a star piece and I want that star piece. And I think I can get EXP right now.
00:26:23Ah, no!
00:26:27Are you kidding?
00:26:31Get away from me! Don't make me use my Gaspin! Ah! Let's go!
00:26:40Hey Mario!
00:26:41Yeah, uh, switch out, uh, switch out my partners. I really won't be doing that much,
00:26:47because that's not fun. All right, so this is what he does.
00:26:51Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. All right, cool. So, Goomba sucked dick. That's, uh, cannon.
00:27:02Well, I mean, obviously.
00:27:06Now that the pirate jump, I could actually one-up all these enemies, but that's not fun.
00:27:10Now, let me get my goddamn star piece. I know exactly where I saw it. Yay!
00:27:20And for my last playthrough, uh, no. Every star piece I actually had, I've never used.
00:27:25So, this is what I was talking about earlier. I don't think I broke that one, actually.
00:27:29Here we go. Fire Flower! Ah, that's not going to be useful for a while. And HP.
00:27:36So, that's going to be nice.
00:27:46Yay! You're dead! Oh!
00:27:50Goombario, slay him!
00:27:55Still coming up with lyrics.
00:27:58Now, if I wanted to grind, I think I might- I think I might as well, because I have to fight, uh,
00:28:02a stupid mini-boss soon, so I might as well just fight everybody who comes my way. Yay! You're dead!
00:28:10Well, Goombario can't kill him, so it's up to you, Mario. Slay him where he stands!
00:28:17Another for goddamn star points.
00:28:20All right, so, that's done. Wait, no! No!
00:28:24No!
00:28:28Let's go!
00:28:32Paper Mario's fun, guys. It's just the greatest game.
00:28:39Well, this is getting boring. I got 40 EXP. Uh, give me.
00:28:43Yeah, they're going to continue to suffer with me with these goddamn seizures.
00:28:54Die!
00:28:56And now I wish I had the Paratrox, because now I'm going to have to take damage.
00:29:03Wait, no! I have drugs! And I have lost one HP.
00:29:06Goombario's fun!
00:29:08Yeah!
00:29:09Whoa!
00:29:09Oh, yeah, uh, since I actually have him, I might as well talk about Goombario here.
00:29:15So, his ability is to tattle, and tattle works on just about every enemy in the game.
00:29:20I don't think there's one enemy who it doesn't work on. Uh, and Goombario, in my opinion, is better than, uh,
00:29:26Goombella in every way, shape, and form, especially after the Thousand-Year Door, uh, thingamajuki that came out.
00:29:32So, uh, thank you.
00:29:33Now we can go to Toe Town, and face off against probably the most annoying mini-boss-in-boss, in my opinion.
00:29:44There we go.
00:29:48Alright.
00:29:49That's very clever.
00:29:53Now, this one won't actually come out unless we do this.
00:29:59And then we fight.
00:30:03Ah, I shouldn't really just speedrun these battles, so I might actually use the bad cheer real quick.
00:30:10Like, emphasis on might. That doesn't mean I will.
00:30:17Well, at this point, I really don't have a choice.
00:30:21Goomba boy again.
00:30:22Now we gotta kill her with another Goomba.
00:30:24I don't- I miss multi-bonk!
00:30:37There we go.
00:30:40Hooray, we can almost level up.
00:30:42More drugs!
00:30:46First strike!
00:30:46Uh, should I? No, uh...
00:30:53Because I- I don't get to level up my teammates until midway through the game.
00:30:57That's- that's fun, it's just, like, way bother.
00:30:59But for now, it's kind of just if-
00:31:00I got my Goombas, they got their sharp teeth.
00:31:03And, uh, because they're vampires, apparently, and Goombarius, you know, and another versus goddamn people in Mushroom Kingdom.
00:31:08So he has normal people teeth.
00:31:10Which, I guess-
00:31:11Wouldn't that make him a freak of nature in the Goomba culture?
00:31:14Because he has normal teeth.
00:31:15I mean, the hat I can level with.
00:31:16Goombas kind of have weird apparel.
00:31:18You look at the other games.
00:31:20Like, a guy from Mario 4.
00:31:22That game is great, but probably not for the races a lot of people want to talk about.
00:31:25No!
00:31:26Speaking of the- no, not paying Mario for- uh, Mario Party for it.
00:31:30Because he's a goddamn casino dude.
00:31:34Ugh, this is fake forever.
00:31:37I'm saving the Fire Flower for the boss.
00:31:38I keep people kind of figuring that out.
00:31:40Uh, just go.
00:31:44Here it is it goes!
00:31:45Good Mario is the best Mario look out.
00:31:48You took damage, God!
00:31:49I so did get the- it is-
00:31:51Uh, uh, again?
00:31:52Yeah, Mario is the best, come on, yeah!
00:31:56I need more star points.
00:31:57I just want to get to level one.
00:32:00I think I'm actually on level one.
00:32:00I didn't pay attention.
00:32:03All right, uh.
00:32:06Let's go!
00:32:07Paper Mario look out this herky-durky!
00:32:10Actually, I need to use Tatl.
00:32:12Nah, I'm gonna- I'm gonna kill the guy first.
00:32:15Because I could do the Tatl later.
00:32:17But, uh, I can show off the diversity of the Tatl here.
00:32:20Because even if the enemy is mildly different, you need to figure out their information.
00:32:24Because they might have different stats.
00:32:26Like what the fly guys and these spiked retards.
00:32:29I kind of have to play my part to, uh, very distinctly.
00:32:32Because I hate those goddamn things just in the beginning.
00:32:35Spiked Goombas, that's what they're called.
00:32:37They're basically the same as Goombas, but you can't jump on them like,
00:32:39Crap!
00:32:39Ha, told us!
00:32:42But thankfully, I could just hit them with a hammer.
00:32:43Uh!
00:32:49Five star points.
00:32:53Yeah, I know.
00:32:54There's not really much I can offer socially in this game so far.
00:32:56I mean, I can talk about the Tone Village.
00:32:57Look!
00:32:58A badge!
00:32:59Oh, actually, that's the badge I was blinding about.
00:33:02So, let me, uh, apply that badge.
00:33:04Because, I'm not gonna lie, I didn't use this badge until like, maybe, until the desert?
00:33:10Or near the end of the desert?
00:33:13And I was like, oh, that's very helpful.
00:33:16This thing won't come out unless I hit this thing.
00:33:19There we go.
00:33:20Yay!
00:33:21Drugs!
00:33:26I didn't think that would land, but I guess it did.
00:33:34Here we go!
00:33:35I'm not going to be able to hold what this badge does,
00:33:37because that means the enemies will, uh, most likely miss.
00:33:40But this badge is not helpful come endgame.
00:33:45Like that.
00:33:48No!
00:33:52Decaf, take off your wings, birdie.
00:33:54Now you gotta go.
00:33:57And my partner here will, uh, try to castrate you guys with your lives.
00:34:04Uh, and there's a lot of variety to the enemies.
00:34:06The koombas, specifically the effing...
00:34:09The special ed koombas in the later chapter are the ones I hate the most.
00:34:14Right now, they're just like, eh.
00:34:16They're introduction villains, so they're not a problem.
00:34:19But goddamn, those green ones are gonna be a big problem when we get to them.
00:34:22I don't...
00:34:23I don't think I'll be able to censor myself when I get to them.
00:34:28All right, here we go.
00:34:29First miniboss.
00:34:30And I probably should have took my drugs before I did this.
00:34:33But I don't think this could be that much of a problem.
00:34:35I got two pairs of drugs, and I haven't saved in a while.
00:34:41First miniboss is the Koomba Bros.
00:34:43Um...
00:34:48I think I fight them twice.
00:34:50I don't remember.
00:34:51Now, I'm gonna do the Metroid 1 thing that I used to do as a kid, and not document any of these guys.
00:34:57No, I took drugs.
00:34:58No, I don't have Koos Kaon.
00:35:07I'm not dying yet.
00:35:08Maybe in two more turns, I'll be able to actually not die.
00:35:13All right, I can use Tatl now.
00:35:15Because if I have to fight, yeah.
00:35:19Nope, I used Tatl too, sir.
00:35:20Great, now I'm gonna get...
00:35:21I'm gonna get monkey slapped.
00:35:23Ugh!
00:35:25Mamma mia!
00:35:28I should've used the other badge, actually.
00:35:31I don't think I have enough BP for that out of the badge.
00:35:33Uh, but whatever.
00:35:35Heck, worry about that later.
00:35:38Oh!
00:35:40Miss!
00:35:41You didn't miss!
00:35:48Attack!
00:35:49Attack!
00:35:52Yay!
00:35:57No, I'm not.
00:35:59I got the power camera on my side.
00:36:01Die!
00:36:04Miss!
00:36:05You did...
00:36:05What's the point?
00:36:09I think I can take two more.
00:36:14I didn't keep track.
00:36:15Oh!
00:36:18Yeah!
00:36:21All right, Tatl him.
00:36:23I think he has a semi-runner in health.
00:36:25No, he has one more.
00:36:26Okay.
00:36:26Then I didn't Tatl him too soon.
00:36:29I spoke too soon!
00:36:33Die!
00:36:42Hit him!
00:36:46Time for drugs!
00:36:50Let's go!
00:36:52Now I'll be able to beat this guy.
00:36:58Yeah, I did not really much to say about these two.
00:36:59They're just the Goomabros.
00:37:01I had to find him again, I think, in the next battle anyway.
00:37:03Or the next big battle, I should say.
00:37:05Because the last big battle was Battle of Earth.
00:37:07This is just somebody's boss.
00:37:10We're showing the prologue!
00:37:12Yeah, so I...
00:37:17Yeah, you could Tatl all the enemies in this game.
00:37:19And unlike those in your door, there's not really much of a reward for it, as far as I can tell.
00:37:23So it's not exactly a big deal.
00:37:26It's just like, well, if I'm kind of gonna beat this game, I might as well know what I'm up against.
00:37:31But dear god, does it get very helpful in the end.
00:37:34But I can't really, I have to be honest.
00:37:36Because even if I'm in battle with Bowser, I don't think I ever used Tatl.
00:37:40Uh, I only used one person when I was with Mario Facing Bowser, and I only had like two items specifically for that battle.
00:37:46So I'm not gonna act like it's a big deal.
00:37:48It's really not.
00:37:50More drugs!
00:37:51No, I was deceived!
00:37:53Fake drugs!
00:37:55I gotta kill the chestnut people!
00:37:58That's the entire point of Mario, isn't it?
00:38:01Oh!
00:38:07Bring it on, Chestnut Man!
00:38:08Ooh, more!
00:38:10Mamma Mia!
00:38:19Oh, I got to level up!
00:38:20Uhhhhhhhhh...
00:38:24Actually, no!
00:38:25No, on my last playthrough, I think I leveled up on my last playthrough, literally after the first boss of this chapter.
00:38:32Yep, now I know exactly what to have.
00:38:36The Koopa Castle.
00:38:37Oh, the orchestra hits!
00:38:39I didn't realize I was listening to Sonic CD!
00:38:41They're kind of adorable in a weird, freaky way.
00:38:52Yeah, they're not bad.
00:38:54All right, here we go.
00:38:55I'm gonna do my best not to apply as much, uh, logic in this run like I did on my last run.
00:39:04Because when I applied logic, I ended up missing a lot of dialogue.
00:39:07Yeah, there's a lot I have to say about the Koopa King, but literally nothing has to do with it with this game.
00:39:20There's a lot I have to say about the Koopa King, but literally nothing has to do with it with this game.
00:39:24Okay, okay.
00:39:34Mario! Let's mess him up!
00:39:36I literally don't remember this song at all.
00:39:51That's true.
00:39:52Uhhh...
00:39:58DIE!
00:40:02There we go.
00:40:03Yeah, I didn't do that last time, so I was kinda surprised when I actually got hit.
00:40:08Alright, so here's the Goomba King.
00:40:10I think this is actually his debut game.
00:40:12I could be wrong, someone could correct me.
00:40:14But the thing with the Goomba King is that I remember him mostly from Mario Kart DS for being a dickhead,
00:40:20and I wanted nothing to do with him.
00:40:25Right, I was gonna use that originally, but I think I could just beat him without using that.
00:40:28But it was super weird because in the other games, in Mario Kart DS, he was kind of annoying, and I really didn't like dealing with him.
00:40:37Uh, Mario Kart...
00:40:39No.
00:40:40Super Mario 64 DS, I remember you had to beat him in order to unlock Mario.
00:40:45I don't think that was a really weird easter egg.
00:40:49But...
00:40:50I mean, it is what it is.
00:40:51It's not exactly a problem.
00:40:52And people are probably like, you could use the Fire Flower to edit this.
00:40:55Well, yeah, I don't wanna use the Fire Flower.
00:40:58What is the way I do it?
00:40:59So...
00:41:00Here, he's not that much of a problem, but I know in other games, he's kind of a consistent threat.
00:41:08Uh, or in most cases, just in a noise.
00:41:12And he's gone.
00:41:13Yeah, that's all I gotta say about the Goomba King.
00:41:15You don't see him again ever again.
00:41:17We're done with that.
00:41:18There we go.
00:41:19Alright.
00:41:20So, I'm gonna go back and apply logic here for a second.
00:41:29Cause this is what I did last time.
00:41:44Yeah, I pushed the button.
00:41:45I didn't know this because I forgot what to do.
00:41:49But, no, my last playthrough, I can't. I used too much logic.
00:41:52So, I just ran to the bush without context.
00:41:54And I hit the button, and then this happened.
00:42:01And I really didn't know what to do.
00:42:02And it's kind of weird, because...
00:42:04I think this is actually the easiest fortress in the entire game.
00:42:07Because...
00:42:08Yeah, no, duh.
00:42:09It's not even a fortress.
00:42:10It's just there.
00:42:12There goes the Goomba King.
00:42:14Uh...
00:42:15Why were the Goomba Bros?
00:42:16Well, I think they died.
00:42:20There's nothing really in there.
00:42:21I mean, if there's something in there, I don't know.
00:42:23I should probably check.
00:42:26Uh, Super Gage Spin!
00:42:27Let's go!
00:42:28Let it rip!
00:42:33And I believe we're coming to the end of the prologue.
00:42:35Yeah, there's Cami.
00:42:38Again, I don't know why people...
00:42:40The porn of her is weird.
00:42:47Uh...
00:42:48Save and continue.
00:42:52Meanwhile, back in the...
00:42:53My favorite reference in Super Mario Kart Super Circuit...
00:42:56I keep saying Super Mario...
00:42:57It was YEP YEP YEP YEP Y attributes!
00:43:00Uh, and I think we're coming up to the Perpers of Peach segment,
00:43:02And I hate these goddamn things because they're gonna take so long,
00:43:05so long and they have nothing to do with the plot i would edit these out but i actually have a lot
00:43:11of negative things to say about pichu
00:43:21hey wait wait wait wait a minute
00:43:38uh okay that's very interesting so according to cami uh she doesn't answer his question that that mario
00:43:46can never read can never read it obviously but i picked up on the fact that cami kind of doubles
00:43:51down to all the possibility that our only bowser can really stop mario so congratulations cami you
00:43:57literally just said that uh this plan will fail
00:44:04uh
00:44:16uh all those uh people are very incompetent uh i'm gonna say that
00:44:29all right uh we're gonna cut we're gonna it's the boys
00:44:35yeah boy boy oh man i love super smash bro c but no uh
00:44:42uh arguably the most memorable thing about this whole goddamn game is for those four
00:44:53which is weird because i don't think mowser even picked these guys because he's like yo
00:44:57what the fuck where do you come from i didn't ask for the ninja parallels
00:45:06what's the feeling with the power of teamwork
00:45:08yeah i don't know dude that sounds pretty gay
00:45:10okay uh this is actually it's really weird and i don't want to spoil the game for anybody new well
00:45:21i kind of said i would but for veterans of the game it's really weird here is that the cooper
00:45:25brothers sell themselves off as being very very important i mean in the end of the game it has my
00:45:30favorite joke but it's weird because the other bosses don't leave this kind of impression i think there's
00:45:35one exception to the role when we actually get to them but the villains kind of build them up here
00:45:40we're uh the villains are playing themselves up it bugs me a lot
00:45:47by the way my cup of rose
00:45:49actually very funny here because that one line in this scene gonna be very ironic when we get to
00:46:02the ghost uh chapter
00:46:11but for now uh so now we know who we gotta face off against first the teenage mutant i'm gonna die
00:46:16brothers uh or as i like to say copyright infringement but whatever
00:46:23uh sleepy sheep my last playthrough i barely use this because it never worked and every single time
00:46:27i needed it and all the times i needed it was during a boss
00:46:31all right we're cut up to oh hold on a second
00:46:35there we go cut up to toad town but first
00:46:39oh okay that's where that was
00:46:51okay because last playthrough i had no idea what anybody was talking about this and get the hammer
00:46:55throw and i'm like where's that
00:47:01it's weird because nobody ever bothered telling you where it was when i asked that but they wanted to
00:47:05tell me everything else and they didn't tell me about the booty scene
00:47:09yup this is toe town the princess is kidnapped yep uh whatever she she's a dumb hoe i don't care
00:47:17are we gonna go see luigi no
00:47:23i'm not gonna get any atoms right now either uh right the dojo we're gonna get to them later because
00:47:29there's technically two bosses in this game uh before the final boss the text is stronger than bowser
00:47:34the guy in there is one of them um here's dupless and chan i mean i know
00:47:41chan is kind of a joke to everybody but come on chan's best friend cheyenne made cyrus valuable
00:47:48again so we're gonna talk about chan later because chan does chan stuff and then here's the three
00:47:55sisters we saw them in the castle they also did we did bowser just let selected people go
00:48:00because these three were in the castle i was looking for the mage because i like their side
00:48:06quests and i love their banter but goddamn these these people do not give a damn about the princess
00:48:13this is the bulletin board uh you come here whenever you want to figure out what's going on
00:48:17very important for a later chapter because i had no idea where the hell the goddamn point boxes
00:48:36todd what do you want i can't believe the print i can
00:48:39the mushroom kingdom's defenses are incompetent
00:48:46i'll get mad at that later because oh god they'll be the eighth chapter just
00:48:54now here's the shooting star summit which is going to be very ironic later i'm going to go see my waifu
00:48:59later actually we're going to go see one of my wife's right now because we're not going to see her
00:49:03again until the end of the game because i prefer her sister she's uh a lot more bangable in my opinion
00:49:12but this one she's all right so um
00:49:20yeah that's gonna be empty until the end of the game i'm sorry
00:49:25let's go up here
00:49:25here you are
00:49:35this guy also going to be very important for the end of the game
00:49:40but right now no you need more star pieces and this this family is weird because i'm pretty i'm
00:49:46pretty sure the brother of of these two um her and the one upstairs i appreciate as a thing for toad
00:49:53women i don't have anything to back that up but uh when you get to there we get there yeah so we're
00:49:59not going to deal with her right now again we're not going to come back here until the end of the
00:50:01game so if you like the shooting star summit song well enjoy it now
00:50:07oh wait a minute
00:50:23no i'm thinking of a mod yeah okay so i saw a mod before this and it's a mod where you can find a
00:50:28master for the third time except you super saiyan 3 and i was thinking of actually playing them out of
00:50:34yeah now i'm good i i'm not taking 27 damage on this first goddamn turn are you crazy
00:50:47all right here's this old man i don't really have anything against the star because he's not the
00:50:51worst of them
00:50:56yup here's advice the seven star spirits uh the only one that matters we'll begin oh when we get to her
00:51:03chapter chapter the other day uh-huh all right so i'm gonna let the the viewers at home read this
00:51:12part if you can't read i'll just i'll give you my interpretation of the whole situation because
00:51:16uh these stars are ungrateful
00:51:28all right i actually hate this star the most i know i said it earlier but god damn
00:51:55oh ghost ghost chapter
00:52:14uh-huh
00:52:23oh
00:52:39mario you can't defeat you can't defeat bowser yet i think mario can beat bowser that's the entire
00:52:43reason why he got the star rod dickhead
00:52:52yeah i'm gonna spoil this part because it irritated me in the final battle all these guys do is they
00:52:56neutralize uh bowser's invincibility which is pretty cool but when we get to effing uh i'm gonna call
00:53:03them the gay right now but when we get to the gay um it's gonna be really weird it kind of validates
00:53:11the peach story well no not really
00:53:20i think this is where we start chapter one i don't know we're just gonna see
00:53:35god damn it i should have quit
00:53:43i hate this part of the game i absolutely
00:53:46wrong with every scene i have to play this goddamn dumb bimbo and people like her she sucks
00:53:58no peach not everyone is in prison there's some people like luigi who bailed luigi see fast
00:54:04because now i'm gonna get out of here i'm not in this game and then there's the three toad sisters
00:54:09who also ditched you and the effing penguins who'll show up later in the game nobody likes you peach
00:54:14people need to figure that out
00:54:15it's my boy and cammy
00:54:34actually it's fairly interesting that she says that because i can think of two scenarios of how
00:54:40mario can get up there even without the stupid ride but i'll save this for later but
00:54:56the subjects miss peach but the other ones really don't give a damn princess peach is gone i think
00:55:02they effectively know how to run their own goddamn kingdom without her at this point nothing else about
00:55:07this game they always bug me is they truly this is like a tragedy but the kingdom but the mushroom
00:55:12kingdom is still functioning fully fine with or without peach i think the problem that we're
00:55:16going to talk about later in the mushroom kingdom would still happen regardless of the story
00:55:27so before i continue i want to say that i personally think i call this song the uh the embodiment of
00:55:54disappointment so for the sake of testing youtube i'm not going to call twink but the name i actually
00:56:05called on my last playthrough so i'm gonna call him gay
00:56:08uh-huh
00:56:15uh-huh
00:56:20actually this is going to be a deadly motion but i want to actually because i know youtube is still
00:56:23more popular i want this to be a deadly emotion too but uh on my first playthrough i called him faggot
00:56:28but uh for now i'm gonna call him uh gay the gay
00:56:39yeah and he's useless like seriously uh
00:56:46can you get me out of here you know the one thing that needs to happen so this plot could stop yeah i
00:56:51can't do that peach is mario the only useful person in my life apparently important apparently so
00:56:57because everybody else who's actually useful in this goddamn game wants nothing to do with you
00:57:07i don't care about your pity party gay
00:57:09oh hey gay can you go find mario
00:57:27i forgot what the hell does that do i don't whatever
00:57:31yeah so okay so let's get this straight here uh so the stars did grant wishes her one wish
00:57:37is to not be there and he's like yeah and i'm good i can help you find your plumber though
00:57:44how kind of star is this i know he's a novice and right now i'm trying to give them the benefit
00:57:49of the doubt but later down the line when we get to a very specific chapter that's when he's
00:57:52always getting useless but for now he's okay and at the end of the game he's very useful i'm like dude
00:57:58stop mario where are you well mario is somewhere else
00:58:08all right and that's the last of the shooting star valley until the end of the game no i am not
00:58:14coming back here god damn it game
00:58:25also this implies bouncer's castle has never left the goddamn airspace did nobody ever bother to look up
00:58:30i'm gay princess we just
00:58:41where did you shove that
00:58:46what
00:58:47oh no don't explain it to me
00:58:57i said no
00:59:02i i i listen i i ignored the boomer i think i can handle not listening to you
00:59:10god damn it why does it convenience is bliss
00:59:17i just want to get to chapter one i've been recording for almost an hour i got other things
00:59:22to do like make porn
00:59:26all right here's kamek he actually won't be annoying until the end of the game but for
00:59:29now he's just there
00:59:30oh no
00:59:38camp to be annoying because i have to keep toddling every single one of them
00:59:41because gotta care about all the colors with the rainbow
00:59:46so thank you goombario
00:59:53kill him
00:59:55god damn it
01:00:00actually i kind of forgot i think that's the whatever
01:00:04oh yeah
01:00:08why does it feel so good to use again
01:00:16there we go and there goes kamek
01:00:18we'll meet him in a few more chapters
01:00:22let's go
01:00:23wow mario you just murdered that guy
01:00:29i don't know why peach loves you you sociopath
01:00:33i'm gonna return to the princess i think she's just associated with a murder and you just use
01:00:38the term uh plumber to save yourself god damn genocidal maniac
01:00:43oh
01:00:51mario i almost forgot there's a message for peach i'm all right yeah we kind of figured that
01:00:55maybe if mario actually looks up she'll be able to see the goddamn castle
01:00:59so
01:01:04so gambario uh you do anything cool here you go
01:01:11i actually like the fact that they're just like it's bouncer's castle now can we go back to
01:01:15doing our lives
01:01:17princess kind of sucks mario do we really got to save her
01:01:21no oh she's saying okay she pays your rent all right she won't gotta do this
01:01:25yeah all right so let's go see merlin i actually need to do this part
01:01:41he's not gonna charge us the first time uh f you
01:01:45oh seizure
01:01:52yeah if i gotta suffer you guys are gonna suffer with me let's do this together
01:01:56this is actually partially why we're not gonna go see more than a lot because his thing keeps
01:01:59making my mooch out like crazy i only came to him maybe two or three times my last night because
01:02:05i was effing stuck and i didn't know where the hell to go for the goddamn uh town chaos thing
01:02:11again i like that chapter so i don't want to spoil it
01:02:17here's filler
01:02:17i think we all know that you don't need to be a wizard to know where that that's what he has to do
01:02:30yeah i think we all know that you don't need to be a wizard to know where that that's what he has to do
01:02:42go east
01:02:49all right so i could go in here
01:02:52this guy you this guy sucks we'll talk about more about him later but for now we're gonna uh
01:03:03not gonna lie this part kind of stumped me for a bit because i was like wait a minute
01:03:07black toads don't exist and then another then something happens later and one more thing before
01:03:13we actually move on the this part right here ah we're gonna talk to her real quick because this
01:03:19is actually important i want to show this off now point into chapter one
01:03:31yeah
01:03:38yeah so goddamn what i did know is that you what she tells you about the flowers
01:03:43it's mandatory and if you don't do it when she brings it up you need to
01:03:47backtrack through all throughout all of the goddamn sagas and i don't want to do that
01:03:52because i hate going through the goddamn boo thing to find the goddamn flower there
01:03:58what that's for later
01:04:03i mean this toy isn't right it is dangerous
01:04:07yeah
01:04:10okay so uh don't go talk to merlin which which translates to go talk to merlin so we're gonna go
01:04:16talk to merlin which is a very cute reference uh here we go yeah all right here we go
01:04:27what do you mean what do you mean that they proved me wrong mario what are you talking about
01:04:36and these are actually shamans they first appeared in i think mario rpg
01:04:40and then they got redesigned and uh super no they keep getting redesigned i don't know nintendo's
01:04:44kind of flaky without they want wizards so look i told you you can't pass take off
01:04:48you're not even toads
01:04:58magic
01:05:01yeah
01:05:02oh boy
01:05:05i just love this one it's so good on the ears so so so good
01:05:11i'm gonna fix that dc because i know dc's gonna happen
01:05:14on the cutting room before black yellow green we retreat now go go power rangers
01:05:20right yeah yeah uh you gotta go meet the blue show i kind of forgot he tells you what uh what
01:05:35party members are gonna get in the future but i never really effing talked to him i think that's
01:05:39the only time i've ever remember him doing that because i know he does tell you more about other
01:05:45incoming friday members but for now it's just like why bother now i'm gonna rest do i really need to
01:05:51rest
01:05:54yeah so i'm gonna go inside this motel room and jerk off
01:05:58hey mario do you want to get some sleep
01:06:01yeah yeah yes i do
01:06:03i'm going to take a nap
01:06:05so mario's gonna go into this bed and hope he doesn't bust another goombario his fanboy
01:06:10uh no that's uh that's homelander who does the awkward bust of nothing chapter one here we go
01:06:21storming koopa bros fortress and uh not gonna lie this is probably the most hyped chapter out
01:06:27of all of them on a personal lover well we got four more goddamn chapters and here's mario's theme
01:06:40so yeah i just uh i i prefer the white noise if i like the song all right so here's chapter one
01:06:48this is where we're gonna end our part one because goddamn there's a koopa i'm not gonna fight him
01:06:52until the next part so what we're gonna do is we're gonna go back uh we're gonna save
01:06:58but oh boy chapter one is where a lot of hat comes comes in i think it's gonna be two hours i'm gonna be
01:07:04real here but knowing me and my luck probably not so if you want to stick around uh i hope to see you
01:07:09there if not uh go find another youtubers playing this game or get a motion player or someone who's
01:07:15playing this game i don't know there's more than just me playing it there's always variety so if you
01:07:19want to continue watching me play this you can or you like my white noise of me torturing myself and
01:07:23giving you weird screeches because of my opinion i look forward to seeing you again otherwise have a good