Again, uploaded roughly 3 months ago as well. Still don't like it
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00:00I know, I'm recording a little prematurely.
00:09I just got done doing Paper Mario, and then I decided I'm gonna take a nap.
00:20So, back to where I were, Silo.
00:22Okay, so the Silo mission itself isn't exactly that bad.
00:26It's fairly straightforward with what it wants you to do.
00:31So, our mission is to blow up the nuclear silo.
00:37That's about it.
00:38Just so you know, the stages are filler.
00:41Like, GoldenEye 64 has a lot of filler stages.
00:45A little too many, if you ask me.
00:49I don't know why my recorder likes to like any time I run this game specifically.
00:56I guess he just doesn't like the stage.
01:02Alright, let's go.
01:23You square faces can't scare me!
01:36Now, the thing with this stage is that I believe it's one of the very few that's just straight up vertical.
01:43Where you need to just keep going up in order to beat the mission.
01:47Another stage that comes to mind when we actually have to get to it is Cavern.
01:51Because it has the same mentality.
01:53But Cavern is...
01:55Cavern's pretty mid-tier.
01:58Like, it's not the greatest stage by any means.
02:02Yeah.
02:03But it is fairly entertaining for what it's worth.
02:12You.
02:13No.
02:16Uh, hmm.
02:17That's not exactly what I meant to do.
02:21I hope I...
02:22I swear to god, I hope to god.
02:23I hope to god I did not find a way to ruin this.
02:25Okay.
02:32I'll come back every single episode I've ever played in this goddam game.
02:37Use the effing PP7.
02:38I could use the combo gun.
02:39If I...
02:40Ooh, I'm getting shot.
02:41I don't want to get shot up like that.
02:47You guys just go ahead and start killing each other.
02:51Alright.
02:52There we go.
02:53We're almost out of the submission.
02:54Last week.
02:55I dunno.
02:56Like, I know, uh, for Agent you don't really have to do this, but, uh, for higher difficulties
03:14you really need to.
03:16Oh.
03:19I like I saw that from the glimpse of the corner by I saw him drop it. So I was like, okay
03:27Okay, then next dinner was almost out of ammo commie got it is
03:39You guys guess up for three minutes into recording and I'm almost on the stage
03:49Oh
03:56We're almost there. We are almost there ladies and gentlemen
04:06Yeah, the next floor is the floor with Omarov
04:19I
04:23Got to take a picture of the golden night
04:30No
04:43Are you kidding me
04:49I
04:52Wanted to effing speed up and catch up with them because I wanted everybody can see him huge in real time
04:58But I guess we're not gonna do that
05:02So instead we're just gonna get to the end of all
05:05With the commie gun and uh, okay guys
05:09Let's go
05:12Yeah, you don't get the um stage explosion all the harder difficulties unfortunately
05:17Now we actually come to in my opinion one of the greatest stages in uh FPS history
05:23Frigate
05:25I know frigate not faggot
05:27Gotta pay very close attention to the details there
05:30Uh frigate is just a big it's a giant ship stage, okay
05:33And my emulator is freaking out there. It doesn't like does not like the ocean. I'm like in some emulators. Well, there is no effing ocean
05:40so
05:43The objective of this mission is I think I forgot I think it's just to rescue the hostage
05:51Yeah
05:55Just rescue the hostages
05:57Oh
06:00And I killed him
06:02Thankfully because I saw an effing agent I think I killed that five guys
06:06What the fuck
06:16Oh great here we go I'm already effing messing everything up
06:20Give me your shit
06:23The phantom
06:24Yeah, this this is the only stage with the phantom in it
06:27It's not like in any other stage. This is one stage exclusive
06:30Oh
06:41Alright here we go
06:45How'd you know I was coming?
06:52That was my fault
07:00Why are there so many of you?
07:14Why are there so many of you?
07:24Oh
07:29Finally don't worry. I'll save the third one guys
07:36Yeah, they're right on here. I mean
07:38They all came after me on once
07:40Hey, wait a minute. They're not supposed to be here
07:42You gotta die
07:44I don't know
07:45Um
07:55Okay
07:57Oh meta, your level's level, yeah
07:59Um
08:04Oh what the
08:06It's sitting on me from out here
08:07Right this stage is technically filler technically
08:23I can say one thing though
08:24The next two stages are most definitely filler
08:27I mean technically yeah next two no next three stages are definitely filler
08:32Like the this entire part of the game this whole part is just filler stages
08:38Like this is like a close one because the frigate does show up in the movie
08:43Uh, but it's only there for a split second
08:45It shows up for a split second
09:05But
09:13I hate the spawner
09:24All right
09:24Uh, here we go
09:25onCP
09:29Hit the spawner
09:32Roll the Stephanie
09:33hearsay
09:34Conor McGa
09:35Then we search for a split second
09:37Who
09:48has a head of the sfx?
09:51Oops
09:52That was random.
10:04Okay, they both did get away.
10:15Don't worry, Frenchies.
10:16I've come to save you.
10:18Move.
10:18Goddamn French.
10:26Is that all of them?
10:27Yes, it is.
10:29That means I've got to get back on my anything itty-bitty boat,
10:32and I can, uh,
10:33get out of here from this living body of a nightmare.
10:37Yeah, I know.
11:00No, not a lot of commentary on these past two videos.
11:03Uh,
11:04Paper Mario,
11:05and then, uh, GoldenEye.
11:07This one.
11:08Meta, you have so much goddamn dead air.
11:10I'm sorry, I'm not used to it.
11:11I've got...
11:12I don't, I don't, I don't have a lot going on in my mind.
11:16I do say I have a, uh, a lot of things I'm worried about.
11:20I'm worried about a lot of things, but it's not exactly affecting my mind.
11:24It's more so it's affecting my focus.
11:26Like, there are a lot of things I need to talk about,
11:29I should talk about, and I want to talk about.
11:31But I can't talk about any of it, because I'm, like, in the middle.
11:34Like, uh...
11:35I don't really need to talk about that now.
11:40Alright.
11:41Surface.
11:45This one might take me a while,
11:46because I can never, for the life of me,
11:48remember where the hell the key is to get into the building.
11:52Like, the mission here is pretty straightforward.
11:54All I gotta do is, uh, walk into prison.
11:58That's the primary goal.
12:00I gotta walk into prison.
12:01But before that, I need a key.
12:05Don't give me a snap rifle.
12:09Again, filler.
12:10This is what's happened in the movie.
12:12There's a club.
12:30I know this is one of the cabins.
12:33That, that's, like, the only thing I genuinely do about.
12:36Like, the key is in one of the cabins.
12:39Is it worth that?
12:40No.
12:41That's all I got.
12:43Clearly not in this one.
12:45Alright, bye.
12:53Not in this one, either.
12:56It's the Gooners!
12:57It's the Gooners!
12:58The Gooners Squad.
13:06Yo, meta.
13:07You got some free requests?
13:09I'm back at the goddamn beginning.
13:10Alright.
13:12And this just in.
13:13I have made zero progress on the stage.
13:15Oh, here's another cab.
13:36It's probably in this one.
13:37No.
13:43And the Gooners Squad is on my tail, so I gotta, I think, hurry this up.
13:46Right!
13:46I forgot to mention in the last part.
13:48These towers are meant for sniping.
13:51Uh, you really wouldn't need to snipe that much, because the enemies will always walk on
13:56you in this stage if they see you.
13:57So, like, the Gooners Squad, that's most likely in pursuit of it.
14:01I believe over here is the...
14:05Yes.
14:07But I don't think, I don't have the tracker for the helicopter in this mission.
14:13And I can't get in through that way for this mission, either.
14:17Uh, that's like the back door.
14:20I have to go through the front entrance in this one.
14:21And it just occurred to me that I haven't killed anybody in this stage yet.
14:47You will not auto-spam kill me.
14:49How dare you do that?
14:50You can't do that in perfect dark.
14:51In this game, it's just effing annoying.
14:54Well, not exactly what I was looking for, either.
14:57I know the Gooners Squad is still in pursuit.
14:59I hope that the effing...
15:01He spawned into it!
15:02What the fuck?
15:07Alright, so...
15:08Here we go.
15:09In here.
15:10No.
15:10What?
15:11Dude, I haven't used to it.
15:13Ow!
15:14Alright, welcome to the Gooners Squad.
15:29Oh, goddammit.
15:30Where is it?
15:31What?
15:36This stage is literally reskinned from the last one.
15:39It's just that objects have moved.
15:42Alright, there is the Gooners Squad.
15:43I don't know where the hell they went.
15:51This tower over here?
15:52Still used for absolutely nothing.
15:54But now it looks like they made it a guard post, which is cute.
15:58I am literally back at the beginning of the stage.
16:16What the hell is it?
16:31I know exactly what I'm looking for, and I can't remember where the hell it is for the life of me.
16:35Just tell me that's it.
16:57Yep.
17:01You can't kill me with your clubs.
17:05Finally.
17:13Now I have a clock.
17:15I think I have two.
17:16Yes, I do.
17:17Alright, now I can kill the Gooners Squad.
17:18Alright, now I can kill the Gooners Squad.
17:35Alright, now we can finish this mission, because that took way too goddamn long.
17:46And I should probably mention this now, I know, a little late.
18:04But all the themes in this game are literally different variations of the main theme for GoldenEye.
18:10So if you ever want to talk to somebody and give them the argument that one song can make an entire soundtrack.
18:17Literally, this whole soundtrack is the same song in different renditions.
18:21The entire soundtrack.
18:23That includes the X themes.
18:24I can't really think of a song that's not the Bond theme in this.
18:27Because, again, it's the same song under a different rendition.
18:33It's perfect.
18:33Well, welcome to Severina, comrade.
18:40Now, obviously.
18:42An excellent multiplayer stage.
18:44A bunker, that is.
18:45The, uh...
18:46Because when you leave the bottom of a bunker, and you go up to the top of the stage in multiplayer,
18:50all you see is a big black void.
18:52Like, well, this wasn't supposed to happen.
18:54And now we come to one of the most infamous missions for the most obvious reasons.
18:57Now, I, myself, don't have any issues with this mission.
19:04It's pretty cutthroat.
19:05It's pretty cutthroat.
19:06But the infamous part comes down to our redhead.
19:16Alright, actually.
19:17I'm going to do a little thing here.
19:18Because a lot of people...
19:25Now, before you guys are all asking,
19:26what am I doing?
19:29Well,
19:29this game is very interesting when it comes to the pause, uh, effect.
19:34Because the more you spend the pause button in the game,
19:36the faster the pause button will actually come up.
19:40Apparently.
19:41At least, that's from what I can remember.
19:45So, I'm trying to do it now.
19:48Because if, when I got a, uh...
19:50Look, if I can't do it now, I'll just do it another time.
20:10Use the magnet.
20:12Talk to the redhead.
20:13I should have this entire part done for 30 minutes.
20:28All for it.
20:28I should have this entire part done for 30 minutes.
20:32Watch magnet.
20:47Alright, so this stage is actually very dangerous if you don't know what you're doing.
20:50How long it takes to initiate.
21:09How long it takes to initiate.
21:09Like, okay, I probably already messed up.
21:24Yeah, I did.
21:25I was gonna say, I probably messed up this entire mission.
21:27Because,
21:28the moment you decide to go guns raising,
21:30like, what you're supposed to do,
21:32that you're supposed to do the time, you know?
21:33Otherwise, the entire, all guards are stormy.
21:37Which is what's happening right now.
21:38And because I decided,
21:39F you, I'm, I think, I'm John Rambo.
21:42From the one Rambo movie,
21:44Everybody Likes to Pretend Never Happened.
21:48No, yeah, I did it.
21:50And this stage is more or less like a maze.
21:53You gotta find the right key cards to get to the right places.
21:55And if you don't do that, well,
21:57you're out of luck.
22:01But very interesting thing about this game.
22:03If you're just right up in front of an NPC's face,
22:05they will not shoot you.
22:07Because they can't.
22:09But because of an instance, like right here,
22:11they can't shoot you.
22:12And that because of him right there,
22:13with the front of him,
22:14he couldn't shoot you.
22:16So if you don't want to get shot,
22:18exactly, just right up in their face.
22:20Now, would I advise that in real life?
22:21But hell God, no.
22:22There's your Easter egg.
22:47Like, the evidence is literally the whole movie.
22:54It's like, well,
22:55how are we gonna stop this hero from saving the day?
22:58Well, we need to steal the movie,
22:59so he doesn't know the ending.
23:01So, you get the movie ending,
23:03and congratulations,
23:04now you can save the world.
23:04So, that was a very cute Easter egg.
23:11And he's just called Videotape?
23:13I don't know.
23:14Rare is fun.
23:15Okay.
23:18I've got to clear up this real fast,
23:19because I don't want to be charged on this side.
23:22And then after this,
23:23got it?
23:23Yep.
23:24After this,
23:25I'm going to go back and save Natalia.
23:26You can't stop me.
23:53Okay.
23:53We're almost done here, everybody.
23:56You still haven't, I think, despawned?
24:13God,
24:14you took forever to die.
24:20Alright,
24:21that's about everything.
24:22Now I can go back and get Natalia
24:24and I can hurry up and end this stage.
24:27Because usually,
24:27the stage is 10 times harder.
24:32Even on Agent.
24:33But again,
24:33that's because of how the stage is formatted.
24:36It's formatted like a maze.
24:37And if you didn't clear up the room of enemies,
24:46and you said,
24:47you know,
24:47I'm going to go get Natalia and not clear it off,
24:49yeah,
24:50you're dumb.
24:55Like,
24:56you get,
24:56you get what's coming to you,
24:57is what I'm saying.
24:58Oh,
25:06we're almost done.
25:13God damn it.
25:14Hurry up!
25:18Right,
25:18no,
25:19is this stage filler?
25:20Yes, it is.
25:21It really is.
25:23Hurry up,
25:33you dumb redhead.
25:34Alright,
25:34we're almost there.
25:35Is she looking for the bathroom?
25:47What the fuck?
25:57Come on,
25:58come on,
25:59come on,
25:59come on.
26:00Can we get a move-on?
26:20Oh,
26:20here we go.
26:30Yeah,
26:32you do that.
26:48Yeah,
26:49so what happens is,
26:50if you don't make it out by the timer,
26:52uh,
26:53blow up,
26:53you die.
26:54Like in the movie.
26:57Which,
26:57I mean,
26:58technically speaking,
26:59this part is in the movie.
27:00It's just,
27:01Bond isn't there.
27:02Only Natalia is there.
27:03Now,
27:04why is Bond there?
27:04I don't know.
27:05We gotta pad out the game,
27:06okay?
27:07The last stage of this one,
27:09probably the longest in terms of,
27:11uh,
27:11the easy difficulty,
27:12is this one.
27:14Statue.
27:14Don't worry.
27:15Are you commie lovers?
27:16You can be very happy.
27:17We're and I,
27:18I spent a lot of time here.
27:19Cause,
27:19uh,
27:22this is actually,
27:23one of my favorite songs,
27:24in terms,
27:25the music in this game is epic phenomenal.
27:28Despite it all basically being one song,
27:29we're done,
27:30uh,
27:3085 times.
27:32But,
27:33I like Statue for several reasons.
27:36I'm not gonna try to,
27:37do the whole,
27:40uh,
27:41easy one thing with,
27:42uh,
27:42with the stage,
27:43cause I like to take my time in it.
27:45It's a,
27:45it's a stage where it has,
27:46where,
27:47no.
27:51Right.
27:51Actually,
27:52I need to,
27:52uh,
27:52specify something,
27:53cause I really haven't done it in the past two parts.
27:55Yeah,
27:55I know,
27:55right?
27:56Wonderful gameplay boss.
27:57But,
27:58in this stage,
27:59you actually don't get introduced to the Russian army.
28:02Well,
28:02like,
28:02the proper Russian army.
28:04Uh,
28:04in other stages,
28:06you have,
28:07you was basically terrorists,
28:08cause you don't know who they are.
28:10And,
28:11and in this stage,
28:12we found out exactly who Janice is.
28:14But then again,
28:14most of the game is effing filler.
28:16So,
28:17just to exclude everything I just said,
28:19the,
28:19in terms of,
28:20back to the movie plot,
28:21this stage is important.
28:22This stage isn't filler.
28:24It was in the movie.
28:30Alright,
28:30here we go.
28:36You know,
28:37sometimes I wonder if you have a lazy eye.
28:39Cause one eye is up here,
28:40the other is down there.
28:41Either that,
28:42they rendered your face horribly.
28:49Yeah,
28:49we are in the middle of St. Petersburg.
28:51By that,
28:52we mean the,
28:53uh,
28:53Statue Gregorid,
28:54cause I think,
28:55these monuments were expensive to make.
28:57You might as well keep them,
28:58for some reason.
28:59Which is fine.
29:00I'm not one of those people who say,
29:01you gotta tear down old statues,
29:03because that's a horrible idea.
29:06When you tear down old statues,
29:07and old relics of the past,
29:08what you end up doing,
29:10in the bigger picture,
29:11is,
29:12you aren't eradicating history.
29:14Uh,
29:14yeah,
29:14sure,
29:15they might not be good people,
29:16and you might not have liked what they've done.
29:17But,
29:18you can't remove a statue,
29:20uh,
29:20even if you don't like the person,
29:22uh,
29:22because,
29:23it,
29:24it,
29:25they leave a mark on the history.
29:26Whether you like it or not,
29:28and who they are,
29:29or what they accomplish,
29:31you can't go around removing the statues.
29:33Yeah,
29:33I know,
29:33a lot of people would go like,
29:35well,
29:36man,
29:36what about,
29:38uh,
29:38Hitler's statues?
29:39Uh,
29:40I'd be saying the same thing about him.
29:42Uh,
29:43if you go around removing the statues,
29:45and the landmarks that they impose,
29:47unless they were like,
29:47destroyed in wartime,
29:49which is the only leeway I'll give it.
29:50Oh,
29:51here's Janice.
29:52If they're destroyed in wartime,
29:54I'll give it some leeway,
29:55because sometimes statues are used as military barriers for tanks and personnel.
30:00But if it's,
30:00uh,
30:01you know,
30:01people trying to go around saying like,
30:04okay,
30:04well,
30:04the Civil War is bad,
30:06and we don't like,
30:07we don't like talking about black people,
30:08and the part that black people played in history.
30:12Yeah,
30:12sure,
30:12whatever.
30:13I'm going to put my foot down and actually have something to say about it,
30:16because it's part of American history,
30:18whether you like it or not.
30:20So,
30:21obviously,
30:21I am,
30:22you know,
30:27you always did think you knew this.
30:29Yeah,
30:29I did.
30:30Oh,
30:31I read,
30:31okay,
30:32I'm not going to lie,
30:33that little,
30:33that quote felt like a personal attack.
30:38Wait,
30:40what the fuck?
30:42Oh,
30:42there you are,
30:42Alec.
30:43You think you can outrun me?
31:08You can outrun me,
31:13Alec.
31:15Well,
31:15this is just actually,
31:16this is actually foreshadowing to the end of the game.
31:32And then he despawned.
31:34You're not supposed to follow me all the way over here.
31:36But no,
31:38now we're going to get back to finish the stage,
31:40because we are just about done with the stage.
31:42I've got to do one more thing,
31:43two more things.
31:44I've got to effing wake up the redhead so she can get caught again,
31:48and then I've got to go find the playing record that will appear out of nowhere.
31:52I wish that actually happened to me and effing life,
31:54and I was like,
31:55no,
31:55that has happened.
31:56When I'm trying to find effing something,
31:57I find something else that I don't need at that exact moment.
31:59We're almost there.
32:10We're almost there.
32:10All right.
32:21Here's the helicopter from two stages ago.
32:28You see that timer?
32:29Two minutes?
32:30Guess what?
32:30Now it's 14 seconds.
32:33Wake up!
32:34Wake up!
32:34Wake up!
32:34Wake up!
32:34Wake up!
32:34Wake up!
32:36Wake up!
32:36Wake up!
32:41Now we're going to go down here.
32:42Hopefully, if I get down here fast enough,
32:44you can actually see it spawn in.
32:50It spawns in around here somewhere, actually.
32:54I believe right around here.
32:56Yeah, it's okay.
33:01AYE!
33:03Natalia!
33:05You spawned away from me!
33:07Hee hee!
33:10I accidentally shot this guy.
33:18This guy, he is canon to the movie.
33:22I didn't know I actually shot him though.
33:28But, now we've done it.
33:30Now we get the proper Russian army.
33:32Now I realize there's a lot about this game I could have been talking about, and I've been
33:36real bad at it.
33:37So, we got technically two or three more parts left.
33:45When we come back, we will come to Archive, and I'll tell you this, finding Natalia, this one's a pain in the dick.
33:49But, it was fun, so next when we come back, we'll be doing, uh, we'll be doing Archives through Jungle.
33:56So, a very action-packed set.
33:58So, uh, I think the only level that would technically be canon would be Depot.
34:02But, aside from that, the rest of these are pretty much accurate to the movie, uh, to an extent.
34:07There's a train in the movie, there's a jungle in the movie, and there is a, uh, there's Archives.
34:12But, I think Archives you can technically dismiss.
34:16Depends on how you want to look at it.
34:17But, aside from that, it's been fun, and, uh, can't wait to see, we'll meet up next time with more Gerd and I adventures.
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