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00:00Okay, welcome back to, uh, uh, uh, mo-mo-mo-Mario!
00:08That effing mouth-out case, so no good one.
00:11Get three or more, get three of the same marks to-
00:14Why are you effing kidding me?
00:17To clear this minigame, you need to get it right on the first try.
00:20Yeah, okay.
00:22This might be the whole part if that's the case.
00:24And I have- there's no background!
00:25But it's a few of the same ones, so I can literally get three screw-ups anyway, but, let's see.
00:34I lost.
00:35Finish!
00:36Goddamn-
00:40Oh, I missed!
00:42Yeah, this might take a while. It's kind of bullshit.
00:47Let's see what I can do.
00:50Dario!
00:53Alright.
00:55Oh, I got two out of three that time.
01:12Not exactly what I planned.
01:16Oh, I missed!
01:17I swear to God, if I get game over on this one, that will be remarkable.
01:20Oh, I got two out of three that time.
01:22Not exactly what I planned.
01:24All right, let's go.
01:30Try this again.
01:31It's going to take a while.
01:44Oh.
01:44Hey, I've kind of given up on time here.
01:48I'm just going to jump in.
01:50Oh, to God I get it.
02:01I'm going to close my mouth real quick.
02:02Hello!
02:03Exactly, I don't want any of your goddamn hands.
02:15I'm going to close my mouth real quick.
02:21I'm going to close my mouth real quick.
02:22I'm going to close my mouth real quick.
02:22Finish!
02:26Missed!
02:27Oh, I missed!
02:29All right.
02:31It's not really the best I can say to this.
02:32It's just a slot machine.
02:33I've done my best not get upset.
02:35Oh, I missed!
02:51Yeah, sorry, ladies and gentlemen, I'm super silent, uh, just concentrating.
03:07I wish there was, like, an effing skip minigame on- No, because I want to use an effing castaway.
03:12I didn't do that, oh, okay, I didn't do that, I guess I did it.
03:40Let's see what this one is, I can't remember.
03:52Oh, goddammit.
03:54I thought this was gonna be the other minigame where I jump on the piranha plant until Ricky effing
04:01gives up, but I can't think of the other alternative of getting money.
04:05What do they both got 60 bucks, I got 33.
04:12Finish!
04:14Yeah, that, that, that, that tracks.
04:17Miss!
04:18Oh, I, I keep forgetting to do that.
04:35I can repeatedly grab them.
04:37See, folks, this is what happens when you effing play Mario Party 2 so goddamn much,
04:42but I don't want to cram.
04:49Are you kidding me?!
04:52I'm gonna get effing Luigi.
05:09Alright, Luigi.
05:10Uh, DJ's the closest.
05:12Shhhhhhh.
05:13I got the doggy gang!
05:14I got the doggy gang!
05:15Yeah!
05:16Finish!
05:17I got that booty.
05:18Yeah!
05:19I got the doggy gang!
05:23Bye!
05:24You're done!
05:25You're done!
05:26I got the doggy gang!
05:27You're done!
05:28You're done!
05:29Yeah!
05:30Finish!
05:31I got that booty.
05:34Go, no, no, no!
05:35No, no, no, no, no, no!
05:37Oh, I got 20 bucks for me.
05:40Oh, this one's actually, uh, I didn't realize this minigame was actually this far in.
05:53I thought Pipe Maze would be like, alright, let's see.
05:59I was not paying attention.
06:02Hoping to god this is the right one.
06:07It probably wasn't, no, it wasn't, shit.
06:16That's what I get for not paying attention.
06:19I wish there was a slow down button.
06:25Did the game freeze?
06:26Oh.
06:27It's kind of weird to believe this is a three versus one minigame.
06:37Considering it's not really a three versus one.
06:46I wasn't paying attention to the game, so I'm gonna ring it.
06:54Yeah, I'm Eddie, you keep effing losing.
06:57Yeah, I know.
06:58Why is that?
06:59I'm not paying attention.
07:05Are you kidding me?
07:06This is twice in a row.
07:07I'm gonna hit the club right there.
07:11Finish!
07:14Man!
07:15Man!
07:16Man!
07:17Man!
07:18Man!
07:19Hey, this is not my day right now.
07:30I'm just going full gambler mode, I don't care anymore.
07:34at this point I'm just going full gambler mode I don't care anymore if I get it I get
07:47it if I don't well who saw that coming well at least it's not the one in the goddamn middle
07:55of time sooner or later it'll have to come to me because I know during the party mode it goes
08:15much slower than than this one
08:38this guy switches the last second no
08:45best on the scale of average is sooner or later it'd have to come to me
08:48you 10 bucks that's when I got 20
08:59I only get one shot though
09:15like if this is Mario Party 2 I get two tries
09:17I get only one shot and if they all decide to effing go into different directions it's not gonna work
09:24hopefully the AI is dumb enough for this mini game for me to actually get all three of them
09:30finish yeah see that's the problem
09:38like yeah you gotta get all three of them are you kidding me I have a feeling I know exactly what the last one is in this tower and I'm dreading it
09:53I'm pretty sure there's a button to slow down your shell
10:06pretty sure no guarantee
10:20pretty sure no guarantee
10:23yeah there's no way to uh slow it down
10:34like if I can slow it down
10:41like if I can slow it down let me see
10:43I mean yeah I can slow it down
10:48but I have the same issue no matter what
10:55I lost ten lives already
11:06it's all I catch
11:08like I'm making goddamn progress
11:10oh
11:17now if I'm lucky
11:36there we go
11:39I just yeah
11:45finally an easy win again
11:53I swear to god if there's three floors
11:55it better not be effing three floors
11:57I know there's three floors
11:58get 25 for more
12:03that's easy
12:03this mini game has like 30 in total
12:05so all I gotta do is jump
12:15again this is actually probably the easiest mini game for one person in this game
12:20here we go
12:21F you
12:29no get back here
12:35probably already messed it up
12:40five more
12:45and I beat it
12:52total 35 though
12:59or two my focus is not where it should be today
13:04you know I don't feel like playing this game anymore
13:16this is this is real
13:27oh god I hate this one
13:28this is really helpful
13:31thankfully I have the easiest goddamn rule
13:34roll but it doesn't take away the fact that I hate it oh he's paying attention
14:04yes let's do it twice yes he doesn't like it for not paying attention I hate them in the game though
14:18okay that makes sense because I hit them all right I just don't do them the amount of time it asked me
14:36to one
15:06what do you mean
15:13oh
15:16yeah I lost
15:37work well with your girl all right
15:43sorry my girl my yoke's girl
15:46ok
15:50ok
15:52ok
15:54ok
15:57ready
15:58go
15:59ok
16:02ok
16:03I'm expecting to help you out better than
16:05and Luigi and Luigi.
16:24Save a girl! Protect me!
16:28Here we go.
16:36Save a girl!
16:45You're not gonna get me!
16:49You may have corrupted my Yoshi girl, but you're not gonna corrupt me.
16:52Finish!
16:57Oh no!
17:00I hate that minigame.
17:01It's appropriate that it's the last one in this goddamn tower.
17:05Uh, the grab bag.
17:07Ooh, who wants to...
17:08It's time to grab some butt cheeks.
17:11Well, girl isn't here, so, you know, what can I do?
17:22Get away from me!
17:24Yeah, I'm broke. F you guys.
17:25I'm broke!
17:33I'm broke!
17:36I am broke!
17:37I don't even know the clear condition for this one.
17:46I'm broke!
17:47I'm broke!
17:55Wait for me!
17:56I'm broke!
17:58Wait for me!
18:00It's like they punt- they want the money, but then they're like, ugh!
18:03They want the money, but then they're like, oh, well, that's not exactly what I expected.
18:08If this was so flat-out goddamn broke, they're like, ah, but, Warrior, you're supposed to have money.
18:17I'm gonna rob Peach for everything he's got.
18:23Oh, shit.
18:25Uncheck the win condition.
18:28Oh, I guess they did it.
18:30I thought it was gonna be something obscure like 30 goddamn coins.
18:33All right, this one's actually one of my favorite minigames in this game.
18:42Fun fact, when I was a kid, this is a minigame I thought, this is where DK got his tie.
18:49She's in her wacky imaginations.
18:53All right, here we go.
18:54We got the derp koopas.
18:59My girl!
19:00My Yoshi girl!
19:01We did it!
19:02We saved the day!
19:03My girl!
19:07Finish!
19:09Hooray!
19:10We did it!
19:11Please!
19:12Get it!
19:12Ha ha!
19:12Ha ha!
19:22Ha!
19:24Okay, I'm gonna be real.
19:25This might take like five or six, uh, tries.
19:29I hate this minigame.
19:40I hate this minigame.
19:40Oh, I hate it the most.
19:43pop gold brat!
19:44Oh, I hate this minigame.
19:52Oh, I hate this minigame.
20:00Wow!
20:01Hang on, now wait now.
20:02This is Skyrim's throwing asleep.
20:04Let's get the summer with effing
20:22I could do this on n64 controller like nothing motor control is not so much
20:37God damn it warrior
20:51This is such a weird way to hold my controller while doing this mini game
21:03I don't want to play it like that
21:08Are you kidding me
21:30Like that one input delay just cost me this whole mini game
21:37Oh I had always somebody right over there
21:45Cause I don't want to hold the controller like that
21:47I'm holding it like it's a god damn gun
21:51Like it was a and B I'll be fine with it
21:58Like it was a and B I'll be fine with it
22:01But now it has to be a and z split
22:03Oh
22:04I thought it was just a and z
22:07Okay
22:08That's what I guess I'm not reading
22:10Finish!
22:11Oh that's Donkey King!
22:17Oh that's Donkey King!
22:24She does not look black!
22:31Alright let's try this again!
22:32Cause I almost had it and I'm not effing on the end heat thing!
22:33Oh that's Donkey King!
22:34Oh that's Donkey King!
22:35Oh that's Donkey King!
22:36Oh that's Donkey King!
22:37Oh that's Donkey King!
22:38Oh that's Donkey King!
22:39Oh that's Donkey King!
22:40Oh that's Donkey King!
22:45Oh that's Donkey King!
22:46I mean, I'm not sure this is the entire game!
22:49Oh that's Donkey King!
22:52Alright, let's try this again, because I almost had it, and I'm not effing nearly anything.
23:05As a kid, I know that's why I would lose this minigame all the time, because I would do smaller pumps.
23:10Because I was thinking that I would go by faster.
23:17And I'm having the same situation now because I'm just effing lost.
23:23Finish!
23:28Miss!
23:29No, I missed!
23:31Fucking balloons!
23:32I missed!
23:33I missed!
23:34I missed!
23:35I missed!
23:36Oh.
23:37Maybe they've got a new balloon walk.
23:38I missed!
23:39Oh.
23:40I missed, did you see the other one?
23:41Who was that?
23:42Who was the other one?
23:43Awww.
23:44I missed the other one.
23:45Oh.
23:46What was the other one?
23:47Yippee!
23:49Yippee!
23:54Ahh...
23:56Star!
24:17Oh, I won.
24:25I wasn't even taking attention to my balloon.
24:30I was literally too focused on the animation of the pumping.
24:36If I ever come back to this game, no, I'm not.
24:39I was going to say, I, um, you should probably keep counting the clubs you need to do to win it.
24:44This one, get 90 or more to, okay, 90 or more.
24:47That's what I could do.
24:50Big Daddy Bowser!
24:5290 or more.
25:17Yeah, that's all I got.
25:31Finish!
25:43Hey!
25:44Right exactly!
25:46Clear!
25:46Yeah!
25:47Ha ha ha!
25:57The Bash and Cash.
26:01Get him!
26:08Oh, okay.
26:09Start!
26:22Yeah, I got him.
26:29Ah, yeah, I'm gonna lose.
26:34Yeah, I have one more hand and I'm out.
26:39Yeah, I'm out.
26:43Man!
26:44No, I missed!
26:46Because if they had deducted 20 bucks from me, I was gonna be mad.
26:53Get him!
27:02But they hit! If I get hit four times, it's over! It's the multiple of effing five!
27:09Stop!
27:24Oh!
27:25My inner gamer logic kicks in, like, well, here's the thing, I'm big, but technically
27:33speaking, if I jump, they slow down my momentum, and when they need to hit me, it stops to
27:37their momentum.
27:38So there you go, it's definitely gonna be a goober.
27:42Finish!
27:43I better get those 20 goddamn coins.
27:47Clear!
27:48Now, realistically, if it was actual players, um, that would've cut me off at the pass.
27:56We're done.
27:58Yeah, so if you did castaways, you technically would've skipped this entire tower, but because
28:07I didn't, um, we're almost done with the game, actually.
28:13Yeah, we're gonna stay right here, next time we come back, we're gonna finish the rest
28:34of the Mario Party, because we're, we're literally at the last world.
28:41And, uh, there isn't a lot to say about it, well, I mean, technically, we're gonna, we're
28:46gonna face the final boss of the game!
28:47I'll make it to you this, the final boss, we'll look at him right now!
28:51Yeah.
28:52Yeah.
28:53So, uh, I'll take it out.
28:54I'll take a look at, uh, let's take a look at it.
28:57You can, uh, see what you've done, let's cut it off.
29:00I'll take a look at it, but I'm gonna be ready and done nothing, but I'll take a look at it.
29:06Okay.
29:07And so, as you can, let's take a look at it, um, cause it's not what you've changed.
29:09If you think it's the last one of the games, you can zoom in then.
29:10Yeah, and so it's gonna be a huge, it's up, it's gonna be so that I'm gonna play it!
29:14Okay?
29:15Yeah.
29:16Now you know that?
29:17I'll take a look at it.
29:18Yeah, gotta be wait.
29:19Yeah.