Uploaded 3 Months ago, by far my least favorite lets play of the bunch as of this upload.
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00:00Uh, good morning everyone. I do say good morning because I'm recording this in the morning.
00:07If it's not the morning for you, well, unfortunately, I don't know time zones.
00:12So, what are we doing? I'm tired. I just finished playing another chapter about Paper Mario.
00:17I'm going to have that uploaded before this? Probably not. Am I? Probably. You never know.
00:22But, this was a commissioned playthrough to play some Gerd and I.
00:26Now, why would I ever want to do that? Because I got commissioned to.
00:31A very simple commission, honestly.
00:33And I thought to myself, why not? I could play some GoldenEye and kill a few minutes and whatnot.
00:38So, here we go. Some GoldenEye, some MerdenEye.
00:43And, once again, my controller inputs aren't inputting.
00:46So, oh, this is the second recording.
00:496am.
00:51Ah, there we go.
00:52Now, what are we going to do?
00:58Again, this is going to be an agent-only playthrough because, F that.
01:02I'm going to break this up into three to four parts. Maybe five or six. It depends.
01:06So, all I got to do is commit suicide.
01:08That's my objective for the mission.
01:11Nothing more, nothing less.
01:14So, now, uh, the game is loading.
01:16Gary.
01:24Back in the USSR, nine years ago.
01:27Yes, nine years ago.
01:28Uh, hey.
01:30Oh.
01:32Not for now.
01:35Back in 2014, this happened in the USSR.
01:39That did not exist nine years ago.
01:42Auto-aim is on.
01:48I'll keep it on for the first level.
01:50But, after the first...
01:50Oh, God.
01:51Look at the slowdown.
01:53After the first level, we'll just turn it off because I didn't exactly think of it.
02:01But, you see?
02:02This is why this is one of the greatest N64 games ever made.
02:05See?
02:05Check this out.
02:06The one thing everybody loves in their video games.
02:15Now, I know my term is just a politically correct term.
02:18But, I'm not here to be politically correct, now am I?
02:20Because this is going to go in daily motion.
02:23God forbid this goes on YouTube.
02:25Unless I have to port it to YouTube because, like, two people last.
02:28Then, if that's the case, I will upload it to YouTube.
02:30And then those two people will be very pleased.
02:32And then I will just find it unfortunate.
02:35God, auto-aim is garbage.
02:43Alright, here we go.
02:44Hit the green button!
02:49Yeah, fat truck!
02:55There's no time for that!
02:57There's only time for Mr. Bond to be Mr. Bond.
03:00Now, how do I be Mr. Bond?
03:01Well, clearly, I've got to skip through this level as fast as I can.
03:05But, how's this game aged?
03:10This game, debatably, has aged well.
03:15It really depends who you ask.
03:19Me?
03:19This game has, uh, aged interestingly?
03:26Because there's not a lot about the game that...
03:29I prefer perfect art.
03:31But, as this game is, it's fine.
03:33It could be better, it could be worse, but as it is...
03:36You're not going to hear me complain a lot.
03:40But, at the same time, you're also not going to hear me say a lot of good blessings for it, either.
03:50Here we go, how do you keep it suicide?
03:52And then I get shot up!
04:01I want to see if it shows up in the replay.
04:05Ah, of course not.
04:06Just a bunch of jumping.
04:10But, this is the first level.
04:12This is Dam.
04:13I know, it's kind of late for me to talk about the sages.
04:15But, for Dam, I don't really have a lot to say about it.
04:19It's an interesting experiment.
04:20That's the best I could say for it.
04:24Now, we go to, uh, Facility of Falacity.
04:28Uh, as they call it in Perfect Dark.
04:35Now,
04:35in most cases,
04:38this is kind of where my playthrough ends,
04:41because I don't really care for this stage.
04:43A lot of people like to say it's one of the best stages in the game.
04:46Which, I mean, power to them.
04:48Oh!
04:48Right.
04:50That was for that.
05:02There we go.
05:04Now I can show off my Perfect Dark skills.
05:07Ingle the Night.
05:09Probably one of the most
05:10non-perfect Dark in the world.
05:13I turned off Auto-Rain.
05:18Great.
05:19So, let's try this again.
05:25Oh, oops, I turned off the wrong one.
05:28Mm-mm.
05:30There we go.
05:36Now!
05:36Now I can show off my Perfect Dark skills.
05:54Oh!
05:54There is no time for this!
06:03There is no time for this!
06:08He he he he he he.
06:12Ah!
06:16Spray and pray!
06:18Spray and pray!
06:18The Russians have me surrounded!
06:25Oops.
06:34What the fuck?
06:36What the fuck?
06:36I have to say!
06:37What the fuck?
06:54I have to say!
07:01I have to say!
07:01I don't like this level anymore.
07:31Ah, god, this is taking a while.
07:39Well, at least we both have equally bad aim.
07:42God damn it.
07:44You're just spawning now.
07:46No!
07:51Just what I needed.
07:54Just F this goddamn stage.
07:57Thankfully, runway is easier?
07:59Did the question work?
08:02Objective aid completed.
08:04There's a guy down there, but no.
08:22No!
08:23I saw that grenade.
08:29Yeah.
08:30I kinda forgot about Dr. Doke.
08:36Yeah.
08:37I kinda forgot about Dr. Doke.
08:41I can't forgot about Dr. Doke.
08:48Doke, doke, doke, doke, doke.
08:56Spray and pray.
08:57Alright, this should be everyone.
09:00Now, my boy should be down here.
09:03Somewhere.
09:04Not like in the movie where he finds me in the basement.
09:11Or find him in the basement.
09:12One of the two.
09:13Dr. Doke, doke, doke, doke, doke.
09:15Doke, doke, doke, doke, doke, doke, doke, doke, doke.
09:17Now, my boy should be down here.
09:19Somewhere.
09:20Yeah, not like in the movie where he finds me in the basement.
09:23Or find him in the basement.
09:25One of the two.
09:26Dr. Doke, doke, doke, doke, doke.
09:30Here we go.
09:35Mmhmm, mmhmm.
09:46Mmhmm.
09:47Very cool.
09:50Now, obviously, there's a cutscene to place here if you just decide to keep talking to him.
09:56Then Alec will shoot the goddamn wall.
10:01Half of everything is luck.
10:02That is true.
10:03It's lucky that I'm playing this for 10 goddamn minutes and I'm still stuck on the second goddamn level.
10:11Granted, last night sucked because I was stuck on the stupid goddamn minutes for a good 20 to 30 minutes.
10:27I'm curious.
10:28No!
10:29Oh!
10:30Oh!
10:31Oh!
10:32Oh!
10:33Oh!
10:34Oh!
10:35Uh-oh!
10:36Oh!
10:37I'm curious to know this way.
10:38Mmhmm.
10:39Oh.
10:40I have made a massive miscalculation!
10:53OW!
10:55Bye, bye!
11:06I forgot about that!
11:10God, I'm not ready for today!
11:24Two more levels!
11:26There we go!
11:34This stage is pretty easy, honestly.
11:36Probably the easiest in the entire game.
11:41Which, I should talk about the mission some more.
11:47Keyword, should!
11:51Like, death stage is locked.
12:00Go down the slide, come over here.
12:15There we go.
12:19Thank God, this game does not blow up the keys.
12:22Now, what we could do, is we could go get the tank.
12:32We're not gonna do that!
12:35We're gonna do this the hard way.
12:38And by that, I mean I'm on the wrong goddamn side of the runway.
12:42For it to be the hard way.
12:44Ah, why is it so goddamn slow?
12:46I think it's the recorder.
12:59Now, almost there.
13:02Yeah, there's the turret.
13:06That's what you're gonna need the tank for.
13:08But, we're not here to do the hard tank.
13:10We're gonna get in this goddamn plane!
13:12Yes!
13:14Mission complete!
13:16Yeah, um, the other difficulty is you have to shoot down the turret and the anti-air gun right by the, uh, plane.
13:24Otherwise, you fail the mission if you try to get in the plane.
13:33Now...
13:34Ugh.
13:35The surface one.
13:37Probably, in my opinion, has one of the best themes in the entire game.
13:41Surface and all the difficulties are...
13:44...is relatively easy.
13:46Now, this stage does introduce the most infamous weapon in the entire game.
13:52Which, I'm gonna use!
13:54Four years ago.
13:55Yes, in 2021, we went here.
14:02So, let me go and get that gun.
14:06Oh.
14:15Technically, a few weapons get introduced in this stage.
14:17Um, you get the sniper rifle, the grenade launcher, and the clob.
14:22The clob is the one everybody knows for all the wrong reasons.
14:25Because it sucks!
14:27But, if I find the clob, I'll...
14:32No, no!
14:33Uh, you get the sniper rifle in the first stage, actually.
14:35I think I have it.
14:38Yeah, this is one of those, uh, stages where you actually, uh, set the stage with both weapons.
14:42The grenade launcher is, um, somewhere else.
14:57It's on here.
15:01Well, they got grenade rounds, so I know I'm near it.
15:03The grenade launcher is in one of the cabinets.
15:06I know that for sure.
15:07So, I'm gonna spend a few minutes trying to figure that out.
15:12Well, this door is locked.
15:13Therefore, I do not care.
15:18Now, this stage only has one objective.
15:20Which, I mean, it's not a bad objective.
15:22It's relatively easy.
15:24Okay.
15:33I think it, yeah.
15:35No, this too.
15:36I'm thinking of...
15:37Another one.
15:38But, we're gonna go inside the satellite dish.
15:40Right here.
15:43Meow to you too.
15:44Alright.
15:46Meow meow!
15:51Meow shi.
15:53Okay.
15:54Well, the grenade launcher's, uh, on the far side of the, um...
15:58Of the plateau.
15:59I'm thinking too hard again.
16:05Here we go.
16:07Now!
16:09I can go do the thing.
16:11As a kid, I don't know why, but I thought the mission was to throw mines, or whatever, on the satellite dish.
16:17No, that's our surface, too.
16:18For surface one, it's not so much that.
16:22No.
16:28That's the ending stage.
16:30And I believe I'm going right into the front door.
16:32Is that the front door?
16:33Yeah, that's the front door.
16:34We don't need to go through the front door right now.
16:36I'd want to show off the grenade launcher.
16:44That's the only thing I really want to do.
16:47Because we're not gonna see it until probably the end of the game.
16:55Is this it?
16:56Is this it?
17:01I believe so.
17:04And there it is.
17:05The grenade launcher.
17:17And the clob.
17:18If I see anybody, I'll kill them with it, but the clob is, what many would say is one of the worst weapons in this entire game.
17:24Now, I would counter that by saying the shotgun is worse than the clob, but that's where you can set a whole bunch of arguments on which gun is better than which.
17:35But no, the clob is garbage.
17:38Like, you're not gonna see...
17:41You're not gonna see anybody really debate that.
17:43The clob just sucks.
17:49There we go.
17:55Ah, I gotta wait for the whole animation to end.
17:57Eh!
18:07It did what I was hoping it would do.
18:09No, no, no, no, no.
18:14There we go.
18:16Ah, great! I heard the clob!
18:24You can't stop me!
18:27If you ask, no, weapons don't carry over into the next stage.
18:30I wish they did.
18:39Now, the last stage of part one.
18:46Here we go.
18:47The bunker.
18:48Now, this thing's just funky, because I love the X theme of this stage, but the X theme for this one is supposed to be for bunker 2.
19:08So, it's weird how, um, you switch that around.
19:18But, chances are, knowing my luck, we're gonna hear it.
19:21We're gonna hear it.
19:34Ah!
19:38Give me your clobs.
19:39I learned more earlier than I anticipated.
19:40I learned more earlier than I anticipated.
19:45I learned more earlier than I anticipated.
19:49Wait.
19:50Wait, wait.
19:51Wait, wait.
19:52You got a good point.
19:57Where are you going?
20:14Wait, you gotta go pull him.
20:27I'm so focused, I'm so so mad for him last night, I hate it.
20:48Get moving, kid.
20:53Exactly.
20:55Wait.
20:57Because the K7 Avenger, the K7 Avenger, effing, perfect dark!
21:02The K7 is, uh, it clears our rooms, but, you know.
21:23Don't worry, Boris, I understand.
21:33Your pain is, uh, not exactly interesting.
21:39I kind of forgot the objective in this one completely.
21:51I mean, I could technically kill Boris right now.
22:05But I did say I was gonna show off the clock.
22:07Yeah!
22:08Yeah!
22:09Now we're talking about my jam!
22:13And...
22:14Yeah.
22:15Man fucks.
22:17There are so many of you coming out there.
22:24Noooooo, noooo, nooo, nooo, nooo...
22:31Like, oh god, I love this goddamn theme.
22:38But it's weird, because the X theme here is supposed to be playing in the other stage, not this one.
22:45I mean, it's a mode changer, yeah, but it's not really consistent with the soundtrack.
22:54And like that, we beat the stage with one of the greatest scenes in this entire video game.
22:58Which is kind of saying a lot, because this game has a lot of good songs.
23:02Like, real good.
23:04I think the composer made it like it today.
23:05I gotta get that fact checked.
23:09And with that said, when we come back, we're gonna finish Silo all the way to Stash.
23:14So, I hope I entertained you for probably the next 25 minutes.
23:20But, y'all have a good day, take care, and I'll see you all around.