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Uploaded 2 months ago, we come to the conclusion for Mario Party 1!
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00:00We've come to the end. World 9. We're almost done, everybody.
00:07Yahoo!
00:09Yahoo!
00:11I get $10. I'm gonna get $10. If I get $10, I win.
00:22I don't know who got that. Oh, that's a hammer.
00:30Ah, that's a hammer!
00:38Got some money!
00:40Goddammit!
00:49That's mine! No!
00:51I think Peach moved. I don't know if I won. I did. No, no, no, no!
01:05What up? 11 bucks. I barely made it.
01:13We'll see who this is.
01:15Yahoo!
01:16Oh, no!
01:18Oh, no! Foreshadowing.
01:21I hate this minigame, though.
01:29Goddammit!
01:31Like, this is another one of those...
01:33Uh, control stick sensitive little kids.
01:35Cuz if you hold it down all the way, you're gonna let that thing burn out like that.
01:38But I gotta keep up, so I gotta have things do it.
01:43I might not win this... Yeah, I'm not winning this one.
01:45I thought this... I thought this minigame would come later, but apparently not.
01:52I think you can't win.
01:53Finish!
01:54Yeah.
01:59Me!
02:00No, I missed!
02:01I missed!
02:05Pleasure, this game.
02:08I thought this would be like the... the jumping hop on a mini game.
02:11It makes the most sense to me, anyway.
02:21Ready? Go!
02:22AGAIN?!
02:23No, she's winning.
02:33GOD DAMMIT!
02:38Yeah, what the fuck?
02:42It's still funny when you decide to give up more.
02:44Well, I didn't know that could happen.
02:50So I learned something new today.
02:53I don't know that could happen.
02:54Aaaaahhh!
02:56I came up.
03:00YAY YAY YAY YAYYYYAY!
03:10Ready? Go!
03:24C'mon!
03:43Ten bucks?
03:49Okay, the one I'm picking up is...
03:51Uh, two stages of blood.
03:56I found the Koopa that has the treasure.
03:58Alright.
03:59As you guys have probably noticed, my focus game is such a dick.
04:03They have smiles?
04:22I probably messed this up. I know I lost it.
04:27Yeah.
04:30If you're money, Wario!
04:32Me!
04:33I know I missed!
04:36That's what I'm looking for not really paying attention.
04:39Okay, I thought I had it. I clearly didn't.
04:41Yeah, I clearly didn't.
04:54Alright, let's try this again.
04:55Alright, hopefully. Hopefully, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god, I don't know.
05:00Yeah!
05:01Finish!
05:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
05:03Clear!
05:04Ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:05What?
05:06I got my life back that he just lost.
05:07I'm almost to the end, everybody. I'm almost to the end, everybody. I'm almost to the final box.
05:14Yeah!
05:15Yeah!
05:16Yeah!
05:17Finish!
05:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
05:20Clear!
05:21Ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:23What?
05:24I got my life back that he just lost.
05:30I'm almost to the end, everybody. I'm almost to the final box.
05:34Yeah!
05:37I'm almost to the final box.
05:39Start!
05:44Start!
05:45Start!
05:46Start!
05:47Start!
05:48Start!
05:49Start!
05:50Oh! Yeah!
05:51And now one wants to hit him!
05:52I hit the box as it doesn't do shit!
05:54Me!
05:55No, I missed!
05:56I can't afford to keep losing.
05:59That's what the final boss is for.
06:04Take away all my life!
06:05No!
06:06Start!
06:07Start!
06:08Start!
06:09Start!
06:10Start!
06:11Start!
06:12Start!
06:13Start!
06:14Start!
06:15Start!
06:16Start!
06:17Start!
06:18Finish!
06:19Start!
06:20Fine!
06:21No!
06:22Oh!
06:23No!
06:24No!
06:25No!
06:26They're not clear!
06:27Huh?
06:29You?
06:30It's-
06:33It's kinda weird how Power Form Peril would be like...
06:37The last mini-game.
06:38the last minigame. It's not that hard either. No, the Mario Pro 2 variation is harder. This
06:47one is just mildly inconvenient. It might be just the emulator, because I sure as hell
07:00don't remember effing the shadows popping up every time you jumped.
07:07If you and Wario, you all get to die now.
07:15One up! Ten bucks.
07:20Made it to the ending.
07:24Wario, you made it!
07:27What the? Somebody's coming! It's the final boss!
07:31Yep, the final boss is toad.
07:37Why slot card nerd? I mean, it's that castaways! So I'll accept this is going to take a while though.
07:47Because like I said, I did this plan specifically because I hit this god damn final boss.
07:54Ready? Go!
07:57Mario!
08:10I'm Mario!
08:13I'm WARIO! I'm WARIO! I'm WARIO!
08:19I just want to go and get this on the first try.
08:21WARIO! I'm WARIO!
08:22Give me- I'm WARIO!
08:23I'm WARIO!
08:24I'm WARIO!
08:25I'm WARIO!
08:25New record!
08:27WARIO!
08:32Mario, I'm gonna win!
08:35YEAH BOY!
08:36Yeah!
08:38You made it!
08:39That makes you a super sub!
08:40But it's a part of the entire Mario Party!
08:42It's the poor Mario Party to be the super sub!
08:44And you'll be down to your mouth!
08:48WARIO!
08:49You pointed out the bubble!
08:50Freddy can't let you do this!
08:52Anyway...
08:53Take this...
08:54You are a superstar!
08:55You're not the whole thing this game's supposed to be out!
08:57You're supposed to play a Mario Party for it to be a superstar!
08:59Apparently that's not the case!
09:00You're a superstar if you beat the ending minigame island!
09:03That's the game!
09:04Uh, yeah, okay...
09:06No, I wouldn't, uh...
09:07Nothing special, but pretty simple present!
09:09It's the rare minigame...
09:10Can't pretend to be out for the bar 5!
09:11Bumper Ball Maze...
09:12What the fuck?
09:13I don't want that!
09:14Take that back!
09:15I don't need it!
09:16Uh...
09:17I don't wanna...
09:18Yeah!
09:19Yeah!
09:20I wanna save!
09:21I don't plan to come back!
09:22Uh...
09:23I don't wanna...
09:24Yeah!
09:25Yeah, I wanna save!
09:26I don't plan to come back!
09:29So, technically speaking, I skipped 8 stages and f rolls 5-
09:33Ha ha ha ha!
09:34Well there you go, I did it. I saved the world, now I'm gonna go watch porn.