Malcolm In The Middle Season 4 Episode 6 Forbidden Girlfriend
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00:00Up to two inches of rainfall is possible, and the weather service has posted flash flood warnings for low-lying areas.
00:07So don't forget those umbrellas and galakas.
00:13And the three unidentified boys fled the scene on foot as hundreds of helpless spectators could only look on in horror.
00:22Yes, no, maybe.
00:26I don't know.
00:28Can you repeat the question?
00:33You're not the boss of me now.
00:35You're not the boss of me now.
00:38You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big.
00:44You're not the boss of me now.
00:47You're not the boss of me now.
00:49You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big.
00:55It's amazing all the different kinds of kids you meet when you're tutoring after school.
01:05In the last six weeks alone, I've met morons, idiots, lunkheads, jackasses, and one imbecile.
01:13My mom's making me do a job where I use my brain.
01:17I'll tell you one thing.
01:18When I have kids, they're really going to suffer.
01:23Stupid job.
01:25I spent my free time trying to teach you.
01:28You're Nikki?
01:30Hi.
01:31This doesn't make her right.
01:34These are the arms that long to lock you inside
01:40Every day and every night
01:43Girl, and here is the soul of which you've taken control
01:53Can't you see I'm trying to show love?
01:57It's right
01:59Oh, show and tell
02:02Just a game of weight
02:05When I wanna say
02:08I love you
02:11Boys will be home in ten minutes
02:14I'm willing to accept that challenge
02:17No, Hal, I just went to the doctor.
02:19I have a low-grade infection.
02:21I have to take antibiotics.
02:23And we can't have sex for a week.
02:25What?
02:28Not until I finish these
02:30Okay, okay
02:34Let's try to look at this rationally
02:35What would happen if you took them all at once?
02:38No, Hal
02:39Or, or
02:40What if we alternated?
02:41One day off, one day on
02:43I'm not a medical doctor
02:45But I think it would be a lot less of a shock to your system
02:48A week, Hal
02:49No sex for a week
02:51Wow!
02:57All right, I'm fine
03:00I'll just, uh
03:04I'll go mow the lawn
03:07Do we still have that mower?
03:10Hal
03:11Huh?
03:11Close
03:12Right
03:15Hey, watch your drive and your butt wipe!
03:26What'd you say?
03:27Nothing
03:28You better watch yourself, jerkwad
03:30Kick your butt
03:32Yeah, well
03:37I wish I had a car like that
03:45Thank you so much for the work you did last week
03:49Now, I insist that you take this
03:51Thank you
03:52What work did you do last week?
03:56Young man
03:56Nice job with those weeds yesterday
03:59Is five dollars okay?
04:01Okay
04:02Thank you
04:03No way
04:04You didn't pour any weeds yesterday
04:06I know
04:07What's going on?
04:09It's money day
04:10Money day?
04:11Yeah
04:11I don't know why, but it's been happening a lot lately
04:14Dewey, people don't have money days
04:17I do
04:17It's really neat
04:19There's also cookie days and pat on the head days
04:22I don't like those so much
04:24But before you know it, it's money day again
04:27What do you think you're doing?
04:37Putting this stupid fence back up for the third time this month
04:41Well, me and Earl went to a lot of trouble tearing it down
04:44What?
04:45Why would you tear our fence down?
04:47We got 300 head of cattle we gotta get to water
04:50They gotta come through here to get to the wash
04:53We need this fence
04:54We had two horses wander off
04:56It took us a week to find them
04:57Our ranch has used this trail for over 50 years
05:01We're not about to stop for a bunch of city boys playing horse
05:04Look
05:05Just because it's a dude ranch
05:07Doesn't mean I don't bust my ass the same as you
05:10Hey cowboy
05:16Your fanny pack's ringing
05:19Talk to me
05:24The lavender soap should be next to the potpourri
05:31Well, did you check with housekeeping?
05:34I'm finally starting to understand trigonometry
05:39Yeah?
05:39It's useless
05:40Come on, you need trigonometry
05:42Say you want to plot the orbit of a lunar
05:45You're right, it's useless
05:49I've noticed you at school
05:52You have?
05:55In fact, I've been thinking about you
05:58A lot
05:59I heard it too
06:01Really?
06:03I know you're super smart
06:04So here's my question
06:06With a brain like that, do you plan like every moment in your life?
06:10No, I don't think I...
06:11You do, I know you do
06:13You always have to know what's going to happen next, don't you?
06:16Don't you?
06:17No
06:18I really like not knowing what's going to happen next
06:21I mean, even when it's scary
06:23In fact, I kind of like it when it's scary
06:27You know, like right now
06:30I don't know what's going to happen next
06:34Do you?
06:36Well
06:37You didn't anywhere?
06:39What?
06:40The math
06:41The thing I'm paying you $6 an hour for
06:44Oh, yeah, she's really smart
06:46She didn't get it when I tried to explain it
06:49You didn't try to explain it, you just yelled it at me
06:52He dropped out of high school
06:53So whenever anything makes him feel small, he yells
06:56I'm sure you could have learned trigonometry if you wanted to
07:01When?
07:03When I was in Nam?
07:05Tied to a Punjab stick?
07:07Chin deep in a tiger cage in the Mekong River?
07:10No, I guess not
07:11Just remember something, Hotshot
07:15Me and a lot of my dead comrades put our asses on the line
07:19So you and your little friends could have the freedom to study trigonometry
07:24Thank you
07:28Sir
07:29That was scary
07:42Oh, please
07:42He plays that card all the time
07:44Last week he tried to use it to get a free Grand Slam at Denny's
07:47I think we should get back to math
07:49Or you could stop stalling and kiss me
07:52Kiss you?
07:53Okay, you're obviously crazy
07:56Your dad's like 12 feet away
07:58Yeah
07:58You're just trying to create a situation where he catches me
08:01And I get my butt kicked
08:03Well, I'm not
08:03Hey, morning, Reese
08:16How's it going?
08:17What are you doing up?
08:18Well, I was just lying in bed this morning staring at the ceiling
08:21And I thought, why don't I paint the kitchen cabinets?
08:24Oh, I made crepes
08:26Crepes?
08:26Uh-huh
08:27Come on, sit down
08:28Look, I've got strawberries, bananas, peaches, drawn butter, maple syrup, you name it
08:34Dig in
08:35Hey, honey, where have you been?
08:38I was up at 4 scouring the ground in the shower
08:41And I thought, the flower market is open this early
08:44Why not drive downtown and buy us some fresh-cut flowers?
08:47They're beautiful!
08:48Crepe?
08:49Can't
08:49Gotta make the boys lunches
08:51I've already made them lunch
08:52Oh, well, double lunches
08:54That was so much fun last night
08:59When I got home, my mom yelled at me for an hour, but I didn't even care
09:03I know, my dad went nuts
09:04I got two veins and the temple thing
09:07We get it
09:12You're dating
09:14Stevie, how's it going?
09:16Good
09:16Do you know
09:19How cute you are?
09:20Yes, so what?
09:21Stop bragging about it
09:22I was going to ask
09:27If I would dump Malcolm for you
09:29Well, yeah, but you can't ask me right in front of him
09:32He has feelings
09:33If you passed your trick test
09:37Oh, yeah, D minus
09:40Thank you, baby
09:41All right, I'm sick of school
09:43Let's go to the mall
09:44Ditch?
09:46Yeah, it's just P.E.
09:47But that's a class
09:51And it'll be there tomorrow
09:52Come on
09:53Why pretend?
10:00You're right
10:01Four times we have to put up this fence?
10:11Do they think we are not serious?
10:14Maybe you should talk to them
10:15Talk to those idiots?
10:16No!
10:17Do they think creating wholesome entertainment for families is for citizens?
10:21There's arts and crafts
10:23There's nature hikes
10:25There's costume parties
10:26Let them try to keep track of what is what on opposites day
10:31Oh, they will pay for this
10:34Woo-hoo!
10:37Lunch time!
10:39Oh, Rachel
10:40I did not mean for you to see me in my fury
10:44Otto
10:46I love your fury
10:49Isn't Otto's fury magnificent, Francis?
10:54I try not to look at his fury
10:56If they tear this one down
10:58We will make them suffer as they have never suffered
11:03Or we might consider trying to reach a compromise
11:06Do I look French to you?
11:08No!
11:08If it is a range war they want
11:11Then by gosh they will get one
11:13They do not know what they are up against
11:16Nice job, son
11:21Thanks!
11:23Wait a minute
11:23Why are you giving him five bucks?
11:26Why?
11:27This young man cleaned out my gutters
11:29He sorted my recyclables
11:30And I didn't even ask him to
11:32Couldn't find a nicer kid
11:34I wish I could give him more
11:36Don't worry about it
11:37It can't be money day
11:44There is no money day
11:47I would know about it if there was a money day
11:50Unless
11:52Maybe mom and dad don't want me knowing about money day
11:56Excuse me?
12:01Beat it, kid
12:02I'm trying to figure something out
12:03Okay, sorry
12:05I'll just rake around you
12:07His name is Billy Prescott
12:17I followed him home
12:18He lives like a mile away from here
12:20He looks exactly like you
12:22You're lying
12:23Am I?
12:23It's common knowledge, Dewey
12:25That every person on this planet
12:26Has an evil twin
12:27He's my evil twin?
12:29That chance
12:30The guy's a saint
12:31You're his evil twin
12:33But I don't want to be an evil twin
12:36I don't make the rules, Dewey
12:37Besides
12:38We've been given a golden opportunity here
12:41To do what?
12:43I don't know yet
12:44But there's money
12:45And an evil twin
12:47If we can't figure out how to make this pay off
12:49There is something deeply wrong with us
12:52Come on
12:54Let's go watch some soap operas
12:56Things are going great with Nikki
13:06We've gone to the planetarium, miniature golf, the movies
13:09It's amazing how uncrowded stuff is during school hours
13:13You know what?
13:14I better get home
13:15I'm grounded
13:16You're grounded?
13:17Why didn't you tell me?
13:18When my dad found out that I cut English
13:19He flipped out
13:21You know what's funny?
13:22He thinks you're a bad influence on me
13:25That is hilarious
13:26Listen, Nikki, maybe
13:27He really doesn't like you
13:28Why?
13:30What's wrong with me?
13:31I never did anything to him
13:32Everybody doesn't have to like you, Malcolm
13:34I know, but
13:35I like you
13:36And a lot of people would think that that's enough
13:39Get your filthy mouth off of my daughter's face
13:48Get in the truck
13:49What are you doing?
13:50You're supposed to be at work
13:52Okay, hot shot
13:54Consider this your one and only warning
13:58You are never, ever
14:01To see my daughter again
14:02You got that?
14:04No, Daddy, take it back
14:05Take it back
14:07I cannot believe that you would come to the park
14:09And you would do this to me
14:10Do you know how embarrassing you are?
14:12You have any energy?
14:15I'm okay
14:16I'm okay
14:17I'm just gonna lie down here for a minute
14:20Here
14:21Hey, Eddie
14:38Oh, I had a great day
14:39You know, I was working through lunch
14:41And Mr. Collins came by
14:43And he started asking me about what I was doing
14:45I think I'm getting a raise
14:48Hell, that's wonderful
14:49I had a good day myself
14:51After I finished washing the windows
14:53And stripping the floors
14:54I went over our tax returns
14:55For the last seven years
14:57We overpaid in 99
14:59You're kidding
15:00$800
15:01The IRS is sending us a check
15:03Wow, honey
15:05Great job
15:06You know, I gotta tell you
15:08I think
15:08Is that the last one?
15:13Mm-hmm
15:15So he can
15:18Guess so
15:20Great
15:23Hey, stop
15:28I talked to Nikki's father
15:30And he told me what happened
15:31You are forbidden from seeing that girl again
15:34Mom
15:35Forbidden
15:35I told him you wouldn't give him any more trouble
15:38Understood
15:38Don't worry
15:39That guy's a psycho
15:40And I think she is too
15:42I'm totally never seeing her again
15:44Morning
15:46Hi
15:47Last night was great
15:49Yeah
15:49Okay, I get home at 3 today
15:51Dad gets home at 6
15:52Now my little brother is a total narc
15:54But we can send him to the arcade till like 4
15:56So we have
15:57No good
15:57I've got a chem lab until like 3.30 on Wednesdays
16:00What about tomorrow?
16:01No good
16:01I can't wait till tomorrow
16:03We gotta think of some
16:04What?
16:06You can't wait till tomorrow?
16:08Shut up
16:08Okay, we'll do it today
16:10And we'll slide it in an hour
16:11It's getting pretty close
16:12But I'll make it work
16:14We can make this work
16:15Dad
16:16See you in the house
16:19Okay
16:20I bet you need to see the nurse first
16:22I don't want to do this
16:26If you don't do it
16:27I'm going to tell mom about you taking all that money
16:30And you're going to get a me punishment
16:32Now get to work
16:34Hey
16:42What are you doing?
16:48Yeah, you better run Billy Prescott
16:52All the way to 1515 Cypress Street
16:55A block west of Halifax
16:58I'm glad that we decided not to
17:07Absolutely
17:08Every other aspect of our lives is getting so much attention
17:12Our lives are so much better
17:14Do you think that's how really successful people just
17:17Can't think of any other explanation
17:19So Bill Gates?
17:21Probably never
17:22I started an herb garden in the backyard today
17:26Do you know we had a potting shed?
17:30You're kidding
17:30We are definitely doing the right thing
17:33I'll go sleep in the car
17:38Park it a couple blocks away
17:40We have had some good ones in the past Francis
17:51But this may be the best pirate night ever
17:56What are you doing?
18:03Easy Otto
18:04What do you think you are doing?
18:06We have a real ranch to run
18:08And our cattle need water
18:10We need that fence
18:12I will not allow you to kill our horses
18:15Well I'm not going to allow you to kill our cattle
18:17Enough talk, Gretchen
18:19My gun
18:20Which one?
18:21Oh, what am I saying?
18:23The Luger
18:24Arro, this is nuts
18:26You will see
18:28You are not dealing with a fool
18:31That fence is going up twice as high
18:35We'll just tear it back down again
18:37Then we will build another fence
18:40Fifty feet high
18:41Every time you build it up
18:43We'll tear it down
18:45Every time you tear it down
18:47We will build it up
18:48Um, did it ever occur to anyone to put in a gate?
18:53A gate
18:57Hmm
18:58Gate would work?
19:01Gate is belly with a rusty razor
19:04Early in the morning
19:06Keep it high on the lonely boat
19:09Keep it high on the lonely boat
19:11Get the fuck over it
19:13More pod
19:14Yay!
19:15Sorry
19:16I jumped in a line at the mall to ditch my dad
19:18And I ended up giving blood at the Red Cross
19:21So I told my mama I was going to the library tomorrow
19:23No, we are going to the library
19:25I thought we were going to the church fair
19:27No, the church fair is next week
19:28And it's just a cover so we can meet at the lake
19:30I thought the lake was a cover for the bowling alley
19:32No, I'm supposed to be at the bowling alley right now
19:35This is crazy
19:36I know
19:37Maybe it'll get crazier
19:39Oh my God, my dad
19:43You said you were going to the bowling alley
19:48I changed my mind
19:50Why are you following me?
19:51Don't you trust me?
19:53Don't you shush me
19:55You'll learn to shush when someone shoving bamboo splinters under your fingernails
20:01Trying to get you to rat out your company
20:03This is worth it
20:05This is definitely worth it
20:33For the love of God
20:37Man, filling up that guy's car with cement was a stroke of genius
20:46With Billy Prescott as our fall guy, we can do anything
20:49Now, I've updated my enemies list
20:53Dewey
20:55Dewey, I'm talking to you
20:59Have you heard enough?
21:08Oh, yeah
21:09Okay
21:12Now, I know what you're thinking
21:14But the thing that you don't realize is that
21:17That I'm not the real race
21:19I just look like me
21:22Him
21:22But if you hurt us
21:25I mean him
21:27Oh, just go ahead
21:31Now that I've finished the carpet
21:47We can insulate the attic
21:48I'm telling it, honey
21:50The value of this house is going to triple
21:52We can retire early
21:54Lois, what have you planned?
21:59Nothing
22:00Lois, we made an agreement
22:04Mm-hmm
22:05Okay
22:06Okay, you know
22:08Two have to play at this game
22:10And I'm not playing
22:11I am just
22:13Not playing
22:14So you think that's going to work
22:19Well, I've got news for you, girly girl
22:23I am made of sterner stuff
22:26I happen to like my new life
22:29And I am not about to descend to your animal level
22:33Tool belt on
22:35I've had it up to here with your sneaking around
22:43You're never where you say you're going to be
22:45You can't play me for a fool, nigga
22:48Dad, you are being paranoid
22:50There's nothing going on
22:52Outside of your stupid little twisted head
22:54Well, if I find out you've been lying
22:56There's going to be hell to pay
23:05Ow
23:06Are you okay?
23:09I lost all the feeling on my arms
23:11But it's distracted me from this searing pain in my shoulders
23:14Poor baby
23:16Listen, Nikki
23:20I'm not sure this is going to work
23:23What do you mean?
23:25We do all this stuff
23:26Sneaking around and making all these complicated plans
23:29And it feels incredible
23:30I've never felt anything so intense in my life
23:34But, I mean, is that it?
23:36What are you saying?
23:37We never do any normal boyfriend-girlfriend stuff
23:41I don't know anything about you
23:43Except that you really get off on danger
23:45And apparently I do too
23:47I'm just not sure that's enough
23:50I think you just insulted me
23:54No, I...
23:55Yes, you did!
23:57Maybe you don't know anything about me
23:59But I actually bothered to learn things about you
24:02I don't like you because I'm some creepy danger junkie
24:07I like you because you're funny
24:09And you're kind
24:10And you don't let me get away with stuff
24:12And even when you complain, you're funny
24:13And I never have to think about what I'm going to say
24:16Because it just comes out
24:17And it feels right
24:19And I feel safe
24:21Well, wait
24:22I like you because you're really fun
24:25And honest
24:26And I don't feel like I'm being tricked when you're nice to me
24:29You're amazing with my friends
24:31You're amazing
24:33Okay, so this is real
24:39It's not just the danger or whatever
24:43This is real
24:45Duh
24:46I'm sorry I yelled at you
24:50I love you
24:53Hey, Daddy
24:54Oh, I'm not late
25:10Wait, there was something I was supposed to do at work today
25:14Come home for lunch
25:16That's it
25:18Gotta go
25:21Bye
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