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00:00Excuse me, do you need a companion for this evening?
00:04I do.
00:06I think you're a perfect candidate to be my boyfriend.
00:10I know it sounds strange, but I develop a system, a unique system based on my own unique criterias
00:17that could allow me to find a perfect boyfriend and create...
00:25Oh yes, yes. And then I can have my own family and have a very healthy offspring.
00:33Schubert, hi! How is it going in the gym, huh?
00:38I'd create a perfect match theory that was supposed to lead me to true love.
00:43But a stranger showed up and decided to destroy it.
00:46I'm Lisa, and this is my love story.
00:49Will you make him get a test before you kiss him?
00:52Maybe, because unlike you, he is in very good criteria.
00:57Yeah?
00:58Yes.
00:59What are they?
01:015 inches, 10, blonde, well-built.
01:06Aries of the first decan, not interested in biology, fixable in brackets.
01:11Ok, give it to me. Give it to me.
01:13You holding in your hands a very important algorithm.
01:16Come on, it's just an iPad. You're a freak. And all this gibberish, it doesn't work.
01:22Feelings are not based on set of parameters, calculations and algorithms.
01:27Primitive approaches prerorative of people like in low intelligence. And a pint of beer in the hands is the same.
01:37Can I just go?
01:39No.
01:40And for the record, you don't fit to any of my criteria, so I don't want to waste my time on you.
01:45Yeah?
01:46Mm-hmm.
01:47But you're still going to chase me.
01:49100% nonsense.
01:51How about now?
01:53I was willing to do anything to get my iPod back. I had to find this subject.
01:59Just give me this iPod back.
02:02Why should I?
02:03Because you can't have my property. Just give me this second. Hey.
02:12Please.
02:16Ok.
02:19One date and it's yours.
02:21It's... it's outrageous.
02:24Exactly.
02:25But there is a condition.
02:27Are you kidding me?
02:28Do something about this.
02:30Are you thinking about my clothes?
02:32Mm-hmm.
02:33What's wrong with them?
02:34The date at the bar?
02:35You don't go to a bar like that?
02:377pm at the bar on Baker.
02:40If you want to see your iPod back.
02:43What a rude and disgusting man.
02:45Just a boor.
02:48But I have to admit, no one has ever asked me out like this before.
02:53Two minutes before 7pm I walked into the bar and he was already waiting for me.
03:00Hi.
03:02Hi.
03:07This is... for you.
03:12Cactus.
03:13For the plants I thought a cactus would be your thing.
03:16Really?
03:17Yeah.
03:18They're kinda prickly.
03:19And...
03:20You're a scientist.
03:21Yes, I'm a scientist but I'm a biologist, not a botanist.
03:24Botanist, schmotanist, it doesn't matter.
03:26Anyway...
03:28I raised it myself.
03:30And decided to give it to you.
03:31His name is Dewey.
03:33Dewey?
03:34Yeah.
03:36Do you wanna have Dewey?
03:37At that moment I realized that behind this gruff looking guy's appearance hides a kind and caring soul.
03:45Okay, I will take care of him.
03:48Excuse me, can I have one more beer?
03:52For Dewey?
04:00So, this is your plan for this date?
04:04We're going to sit here in this pub.
04:06It's not just a pub.
04:09Okay.
04:10Come on.
04:11Come on, get up.
04:14I don't think I ever laughed so hard.
04:17At one point I even stopped seeing him as a low-end subject and just allowed myself one day of fun with this bad boy.
04:37Wow.
04:43Shall we dance?
04:47No.
04:49I'm sorry, but...
04:50These shoes are very uncomfortable.
04:58What are you doing?
05:00What are you doing?
05:01You undid them.
05:02No!
05:03Everyone will think that I'm crazy.
05:05Then let them think.
05:07We are both crazy.
05:08Come on.
05:09I liked that Alex smelled great and that now I could distinguish his smell from others.
05:24And I liked being so close to him.
05:28I also noticed that Alex had beautiful eyes.
05:34So, will you give my iPod back now?
05:43I forgot it.
05:45You'll have to go on another date with me.
05:48We started to go out like this every night.
05:49I forgot all about the perfect match theory and my iPod.
05:50Alex wasn't perfect.
05:52But there was something about him that just didn't exist on my list.
05:55I was completely confused about my thoughts and my feelings.
06:00Until Alex invited me to come back to me.
06:02You'll have to go on another date with me.
06:04You'll have to go on another date with me.
06:06We started to go out like this every night.
06:08I forgot all about the perfect match theory and my iPod.
06:12Alex wasn't perfect.
06:14But there was something about him that just didn't exist on my list.
06:17Until Alex invited me to have dinner together.
06:21That meeting changed everything.
06:26Her presence makes everything extraordinary.
06:31Did you just quote Fitzgerald?
06:34Fitzgerald, yes.
06:36What?
06:37Is it against the federal law to read books?
06:42I brought you something.
06:44Oh, wow.
06:47I didn't think I would...
06:48Anyway.
06:50I've been thinking.
06:52And...
06:54I don't have any list of my criteria.
06:58But if I did,
07:02you'd be perfect.
07:05But at that moment I noticed someone who was perfect for my criteria.
07:09Blue-eyed blonde.
07:11Five feet ten inches tall.
07:13Cute smile.
07:15Aries medallion around his neck.
07:18And he's reading a botany book.
07:20There he is.
07:22The perfect man on my list.
07:24But it seems it wasn't just me who noticed him.
07:26Lisa.
07:27Lisa.
07:29Lisa.
07:36What?
07:38A perfect match?
07:39Yes.
07:41I mean no, no, no.
07:43I see.
07:45I was wrong to think that you'd changed.
07:48I don't mean anything to you.
07:50Alex.
07:52Alex, wait.
08:00Hi.
08:02My name is Elvin and I really like you.
08:05And at this point I finally realized the guy might meet all your criteria and parameters, but it can be one detail that will ruin everything.
08:18Like a terrible squeaky voice.
08:21Such a fool.
08:23What?
08:25Nothing.
08:27Nothing.
08:29Hey, you forgot this.
08:31Just keep it.
08:32I needed to stop Alex and make sure I never lose him again.
08:37Alex, please.
08:39I understand that you don't want to talk with me, but please just hear me out.
08:42Three, three points.
08:45First of all, I get to read iPod.
08:48Both.
08:49Tablet and whole theory are gone.
08:52And secondly,
08:54you're right.
08:56Love can't be calculated by any formula.
08:58And third...
09:00I...
09:02I think I...
09:05Love you.
09:07What?
09:09I love you.
09:11I can't hear anything at all.
09:13I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!
09:14I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!
09:16I love you, I love you, I love you!
09:17I love you, I love you, I love you!
09:18I love you too!
09:25With all your list of silly criteria that makes it impossible to find love.
09:32My love was exactly right about one thing.
09:36Love is beyond all science and calculation.
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