When Sam (Sam Bumatay) brews a potion to make someone’s nose pointy, just like his uncle asked, things take a wild turn and the transformation goes way beyond the nose. Can Sam undo her invention before it gets out of hand?
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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00:00One night, isang gabi, at pangkarata sa isang taping, kaya ay yung laking luwa ng aking baby.
00:16Di na malito ng hitlat, kaming lahat ay nagulat, sa surprise ang musimang gulat.
00:25Ay, robot! Ay, robot pala, ang aming robot pala.
00:33Ngunit walang problema, kaming lahat ay mas masaya.
00:40Ay, robot!
00:43Ladies and gentlemen, Little Brothers fans, and the Bokobo Brothers.
00:49Meron akong kwento, malulungkot kayo, tungkol sa isang kuba, sa isang malayong bariyo.
01:00Kawawang kuba laging tinutok sa binabato, kinuko siya, inaabuso.
01:07Hindi na nakayana ng gabihan ito, ang kuba nagpatulong sa isang engkanto.
01:26Ang kaming hiling ko lamang mga katulad ng ibang tao.
01:29At di mano, ora mismo, matutupat ang hiling mo.
01:42Pero bakit sinuan, aking ko'y pinabago?
01:47Kaya pala, lahat ng tao ay naging kuba!
01:51Ako na lang po maglilikpit ng mga pinggan.
01:59Ah, salamat, Sam. Kami na lang.
02:02Kami? As in tayo?
02:06Oo, tayo.
02:08Ibig sabihin, pati ako, maglilikpit?
02:11Oo, ikaw, ikaw, at ako, tayo lahat.
02:15Bakit na parang naninibago kayo? Eh, daddy na natin ginagawa ito.
02:18Hindi naman po, pero kasi si Sam nagbo-volunteer ko.
02:22Di ba, Sam?
02:24Kung ayaw niyong palikpitin ang pinggan, eh, kayo na lang ang lilikpitin ko.
02:30Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
02:31Ano yun ba naman magbibiro ng ganyan, ha?
02:34Adiwag, adiwag, adiwag.
02:37Saan mo na nangyayari sa'yo?
02:40Adiwag.
02:41Huwag kang ganyan, Sam.
02:43Adiwag.
02:45Saan?
02:46Ano nangyayari sa'yo?
02:47Ano nangyayari sa'yo?
02:49Uy, Sam.
02:50Kinakausap ka na matino ni tatay.
02:53Eh...
02:56Sino?
02:57Eh, problema ka ba?
03:00Huwag.
03:02Lil, I hate you even more.
03:04Oo, oo, pangit ka.
03:05Alam mo, ikaw, magsisisi ka.
03:07Magsisisi ka, makikita mo.
03:09Hello?
03:10Hello?
03:11PANGIT!
03:13Itong si Apples?
03:16Itong si Apples?
03:17Itong si Apples?
03:19Binasted ako!
03:20Binasted ako!
03:21Dahil daw, dahil daw!
03:22Pangu!
03:23Pangu ako!
03:25Makikita niya!
03:27Magpapaplastic surgery ako!
03:31Papatangusin ko ang ilong ko!
03:32Ako!
03:33Ako!
03:34Ako!
03:35Excuse me!
03:36Ang magkakaroon ng pinakamatangos na ilong dito sa Parangay Onse!
03:41Parang ilong ni Julia Roberts!
03:43Douglas, pauta ng 30,000.
03:4530,000?
03:4730,000?
03:48Gawin mo ng 2,000,000.
03:502,000,000?
03:51Pera kang ganun, Douglas.
03:52Wow!
03:532,000,000?
03:54Oo.
03:55Wala, wala akong ganun.
03:5640,000 nga, wala rin eh.
03:585,000, wala ako eh.
03:59Pero kung pauta ka ng wala,
04:01gawin mo ng 2,000,000.
04:03Hi!
04:04You're all very funny.
04:05Bye!
04:06Sam, halika sa labo.
04:07Sa labo, ha?
04:08Sa labo, ha?
04:09Sa labo, sa labo.
04:10May problema ko si Sam.
04:11Huwag mo na isunod mo doon.
04:12Alam mo, ako ang may problema.
04:15Ang ilong ko at ang ubo ko.
04:20Kaya pwede ba?
04:21Ha?
04:22Pwede ba?
04:23Aakyat na kami ng lab.
04:26Sam, huwag na huwag mong pansinin ang tatay Douglas mo, ha?
04:30Pwede ba?
04:31Pwede ba?
04:32Hehehe, that's a good boy.
04:38Ay, kayong dalawa.
04:40Samahan nyo nga si Sam.
04:41Parang may problema eh.
04:42Nag-aalala ako doon.
04:43Ako nabahala rito.
04:44Sige po.
04:45Sige na.
04:47Aukii!
04:49Alam mo, kayo,
04:50bakit ba napaka-worried nyo
04:51nang magpapa-experimento ko kay Sam?
04:54Eh kasi po, ganito yun.
04:55Alam mo, Roda.
04:56At tono pa lang ng pag-i-intro mo.
04:58Alam ko ng napakahabang kwento niyan.
05:01Wala akong panahon.
05:02Next time na lang.
05:03Never mind. Thank you.
05:04Okay?
05:05Sam, hindi pa ba tapos yan?
05:09Tapos ng English and answer negative.
05:13Sige, sige, sige.
05:14Maghihintay na lang ako.
05:15Pero please ha,
05:16pwedeng bilisan mo ha.
05:17Kasi gusto ko yung ilong ko.
05:18Super tangos.
05:21Ang kalagin ko.
05:22Nagaalam mo si patay
05:23kasi parang weird yung kinikilos ni Sam.
05:25Weird?
05:26Anong weird dyan?
05:27Eh kasi po, ganito yun.
05:29Alam mo, Roda.
05:30Ano sinabi ko?
05:31Ayoko na mahabang kwento.
05:32It's boring.
05:34B-O-R-ing.
05:36Boring.
05:39Hindi, alam mo din.
05:40Kasi nalilag.
05:41Hindi na naman ang kinikilos ha.
05:42Weird ba ang tawag dyan?
05:44Sam, weird ka ba?
05:45Weird in English weird.
05:47Kita mo?
05:48Oo!
05:49Dama naman ha.
05:50Weird in English weird.
05:52Anong mali ito na ha.
05:53Ano ako, ayoko sa inyo.
05:54Kiniwis yung Tagalog.
05:56Tapos.
05:57Ayoy!
05:58Tapos!
05:59Ayos, son!
06:00Taran!
06:01So, ayos, son.
06:02But it ain't had to prove
06:04to the highest level, chuba.
06:06Oo!
06:07Medyo chuba-chuba pa.
06:08Yan ba, weird?
06:09Chuba!
06:10Ang ganyo na nga.
06:11Hindi naman nag-joke yung robot, eh.
06:13Eh, okay na yan ha.
06:14Ito ba?
06:15Ito ba?
06:16Haha!
06:17Ito na!
06:18Sam, anong gagawin ko dito?
06:21Yan namin niyo ba?
06:22Hindi.
06:23Buksan nyo at amuyin.
06:26Buksan ang amuyin.
06:28Sige.
06:29Okay.
06:30Ang sabi buksan daw at amuyin.
06:33Oo.
06:34Oo nga.
06:35Okay.
06:36Okay.
06:37Ito na.
06:38Tango silong.
06:39Here I come.
06:41Here I come.
06:53It's not an effect.
06:55Sam!
06:57Sam,
06:58if you don't understand,
07:00what I want,
07:01is my skin.
07:04That's what I want.
07:05Okay?
07:06Oh!
07:07Oh!
07:09Oh!
07:10Aray! Aray! Aray!
07:12Aray! Aray!
07:13Nararamdaman ko na!
07:14Oh!
07:14Tumataw mo sa kilong!
07:15Oh!
07:16Yes!
07:17Yes!
07:18Tama na!
07:19Tama na!
07:20Tama na!
07:21Haba!
07:22Sam!
07:23Sam!
07:24Sabi ko mataw mo sa kilong.
07:26Hindi mo parang sanganang pumunong ka.
07:29Sam!
07:30Balik mo na to sa dati.
07:31Please!
07:35I need white.
07:36Can't do this.
07:37I'll be safe for me.
07:39Matangostoy!
07:40Tama.
07:41Yuh!
07:43Yuh!
07:43Yuh!
07:44Yuh!
07:45Yuh!
07:46Yuh!
07:48Yuh!
07:49Yuh!
07:50Hirap na maputokin ito?
07:56Yuh!
07:57Paano tatap, ah!
07:59Ay!
08:00Ano na nagyagawin ko?
08:02What's going on?
08:07Huh?
08:09The son of Uncle Clinton has the color of the sun.
08:13That's it?
08:14That's it.
08:19Hey, it's the son of a son of a son.
08:21Huh?
08:22What's up?
08:23What's up?
08:24What's up?
08:25What's up?
08:26What's up?
08:27What's up?
08:28What's up?
08:29Hey, I'm going to get a little bit of a color.
08:32Maybe you want to be a little bit.
08:33Hi, Clinton.
08:34Hello.
08:35Why did you take your hair off?
08:37No, it's just a little bit of a hair.
08:40Hey, don't you take care of me?
08:42Why are you taking care of me?
08:44Why are you taking care of me like this?
08:49Why are you taking care of me?
08:51No, okay.
08:53Why are you taking care of me?
08:55Why are you taking care of me?
08:56Why are you taking care of me?
08:57Why are you taking care of me?
08:58Why are you taking care of me?
08:59Why are you taking care of me?
09:00Why are you taking care of me?
09:01Why are you taking care of me?
09:02Why are you taking care of me?
09:03Why are you taking care of me?
09:04Why are you taking care of me?
09:05Why are you taking care of me?
09:06Why are you taking care of me?
09:07Why are you taking care of me?
09:08Why are you taking care of me?
09:09Why are you taking care of me?
09:10Why are you taking care of me?
09:11Why are you taking care of me?
09:12Why are you taking care of me?
09:13Why are you taking care of me?
09:14Why are you taking care of me?
09:15Why are you taking care of me?
09:16I love it!
09:18I love it!
09:20Ako best friend,
09:22Mataas yata talaga lagnat is Sam.
09:24Mataas ang lagnat?
09:26Wala ba kayong thermometer, Aiza?
09:28Kuha pa nga.
09:30Thermometer.
09:32Sige, kunin mo yung...
09:34Ayo ba kayo Aiza dali ako?
09:36Thermometer.
09:38Thermometer.
09:40Ito po.
09:42Sige.
09:44Sam, say A.
09:46Aaaaaa.
09:48Sam, pwede mo na isa na yung nitigin.
09:50Okay.
09:52Alam mo, Kat,
09:54siguro mabuti pa ikaw bumalikan na lang doon
09:56sa kong biriyano.
09:58Kasi baka maraming mga costumer na naghahanap siya.
10:00O, tsaya naman.
10:02Huwag ka na kasi mag-alala.
10:04Masyado ka nagpapanik.
10:06Masyado kang nervyosa.
10:08Tinan mo kami, relax, relax.
10:10Parang wala na yan.
10:12Kasi pa't ganyan kayong lahat?
10:14Parang ilang dami mga suot yung damit.
10:16Ayun ako, basta babalik ako agad, ah.
10:18Ah!
10:20Ah!
10:22Ayun!
10:23Ah!
10:24Eh, nasa niya!
10:25Ah!
10:26Ah!
10:27Ah!
10:28Ah!
10:29Ah!
10:30Ah!
10:31Ah!
10:32Eh, nasa niya!
10:33Ah!
10:34Ha?
10:35Nasa niya niya monitor?
10:37Ah, ay!
10:38Ah, Kat, ano!
10:39Ah, sinat lang pala!
10:40Nako!
10:41Susa!
10:42Yun lang pala yun, sinat lang.
10:43Hindi mo pala aking.
10:44Eh, best friend.
10:45Wala pa nga akong 3 minutes na nawawala.
10:46It's not mine. It's not mine.
10:48It's not mine. It's our high-tech thermometer.
10:51Right, Sam?
10:58Just call me Dr. Pips.
11:07Sam, what's going on?
11:09How are we now?
11:11You're dead, baby.
11:16Ugh, a lot of people are not there yet.
11:18You're dead, Sam.
11:19Is that home or a bit dumb,
11:20i don't know if it's my life.
11:22It's not the possible place to live for us,
11:23it's never been a while.
11:24I guess what we're doing?
11:27I'm not going to be a missed,
11:29I'm not a missed,
11:31I'm not going to be a missed,
11:32I'm not going to be a missed.
11:33I'm not going to be a missed,
11:34I'm not going to be a missed,
11:35I'm not going to be a missed,
11:36but huh?
11:37There's still a missed,
11:38I got a missed,
11:39I was gonna have to go up and to the next day.
11:40I was going to have to go up and see what you're doing.
11:41Let me see.
11:42Here, man!
11:44Oh!
11:45Nananakit din ang kasukasuan mo!
11:48Nilalagnap ka!
11:50Aba!
11:51Meron ba nangyari na na-time na dumugo yung nose mo?
11:55Oo naman, ano?
11:57May testigo pa nga ako, yung isang customer doon sa pilar.
12:00Nakita niya, dumugo yung ilong ko.
12:02Nako!
12:03Alam mo eh, mami, sakit ka.
12:06At kung hindi ako nagkakamali,
12:08ayun yung tinatawag na...
12:10...eskeliosis.
12:12Sira! Dengue!
12:14O yung ilo niya ng dengue!
12:16Kung gano'n, may dengue ka!
12:17Wala, ano? Ano ka ba?
12:19E dumugo na ilong mo eh!
12:21Matindi na yun pag nagdugo ilong!
12:23Kasi hindi ka nakikindi sa kwento ko.
12:25Kaya dumugo yung ilong ko.
12:26Kasi sinapak ako ng customer kasi nagupit kay tenga niya!
12:29Tama na yan! Tama na yan!
12:31Ay ka!
12:33Ay nako, sigilan mo ako, Beloya.
12:35Mainit ang ulo ko.
12:37Sulak sa'kin mo naman magsalitakan.
12:39Pasensya na, Beloya.
12:41Nakainis kasi si Douglas eh.
12:43Obvious naman may lagnar.
12:44Si Sam ayaw pa patangin sa doktor.
12:46Hmm.
12:47Sinasabi ko na mabay.
12:49May suspecha ako dyan sa Douglas na yan eh.
12:51Hindi magandang magulang yan.
12:53Hindi katulad ko ang isang ulirang ama.
12:56Ulirang ama?
12:58E wala ka naman anak eh.
12:59Ibig ko sabihin ka,
13:01halimbawa ang sakutin mo ko.
13:03At magkaanak tayo,
13:04magiging ulirang ama ko.
13:06Hehehehe.
13:07Ako!
13:08Kumangayang!
13:09Bokboko naman ang sakit lang!
13:10Ay bayaw!
13:11Hindi bola!
13:12Kilala niyo naman si Bokbok.
13:13Hindi ba?
13:14Tingnan niyo naman yun ang lusog-lusog.
13:15Ha?
13:16Magalang at malinis na malinis!
13:18Ha?
13:19Ha?
13:20Kay Pito Bella.
13:21Ha?
13:22Ha?
13:23Malinis ha?
13:24Ha?
13:25Ano nangyari sa'yo?
13:26Ba't ang dumi-dumi mo?
13:27Ha?
13:28Ah, ah, ah, tanggalin na lang natin yung ah,
13:30yung, yung malinis ha?
13:31At saka yung,
13:32siwakan na lang natin yung malusog at magala.
13:36Ipapakita ko kung ganung aganang si Bokbok.
13:39Bokbok!
13:40Ipakita mo ngayon kay Katrina, my love,
13:42na magala magmanong.
13:45Bakit?
13:46Anong bakit?
13:48Anong bakit?
13:49Ha?
13:50Magbano ka!
13:51Ha?
13:52Ha?
13:53Ha?
13:54Ang galang ha, Peloy!
13:57Ha?
13:58Ha?
13:59Magalang yan!
14:00Ha?
14:01Ha?
14:02Ha?
14:03Ha?
14:04Ha?
14:05Ha?
14:06Ha?
14:07Ha?
14:08Ha?
14:09Ha?
14:10Ha?
14:11Ha?
14:12Ha?
14:13Ha?
14:14Ha?
14:15Ha?
14:16Ha?
14:17Ha?
14:18Ha?
14:19Ha?
14:20Ha?
14:21Ha?
14:22Ha?
14:23Ha?
14:24Ha?
14:25Ha?
14:26Ha?
14:27Ha?
14:28Ha?
14:29Ha?
14:30Ha?
14:31Ha?
14:32Ha?
14:33Ha?
14:34Ha?
14:35Ha?
14:36Ha?
14:37Ha?
14:38Ha?
14:39Ha?
14:40Ha?
14:41Ha?
14:42Hey, baby!
14:44We're using it now!
14:46I don't know what I'm doing here.
14:48I'm going to repair it.
14:50It's a different robot.
14:52I don't know how to find the problem here.
14:54What's going on if we don't have it?
14:58Hey, what's the robot?
15:00I don't know.
15:02I don't know.
15:04I don't know.
15:06It's the dog!
15:08I don't know.
15:10It's the dog,
15:12Iza, Roda,
15:14and Sam is the patient.
15:16Okay.
15:18He's the best friend.
15:20Doc is the best friend.
15:22But...
15:24But it's not the same.
15:26Okay, Dad.
15:28I'll help you.
15:32Let's go, Doc.
15:34Thank you very much.
15:36Oh!
15:37Oh!
15:38It's so hot.
15:40You know,
15:41we need to examine it.
15:43We need to test the flexes.
15:45Ah...
15:48Ah...
15:49Ah, wait a minute.
15:50You know,
15:51we can't understand
15:52if the child has a neurological effect
15:55or a problem.
15:57Yes.
15:58Ah...
15:59Sam,
16:00son,
16:01come here.
16:02You know,
16:04there's a reaction
16:05of the young people.
16:06Yes,
16:07yes.
16:08It's a bad thing.
16:09Yes,
16:10it's a bad thing.
16:11Ah,
16:12I'll just get this.
16:13That's it.
16:14It's not that bad.
16:15I'll count it.
16:16I'll count it.
16:17One, two,
16:18three.
16:19One, two,
16:20three.
16:21Three.
16:22Oh!
16:23Oh!
16:24Oh!
16:25Oh!
16:26Oh!
16:27Oh!
16:28Oh!
16:29Oh!
16:30Oh!
16:31Oh!
16:32Anyway,
16:33as we proceed
16:34to our examination,
16:35ah...
16:36Alam mo,
16:37check-checkin natin
16:38yung mga muscle nito,
16:39ano?
16:40Ah...
16:41Ah, ganito.
16:42Ah,
16:43anak,
16:44hahawakan ko yung kamay mo,
16:45hihilayin ko yung kamay mo,
16:46tapos pipigilan mo, ha?
16:47Pocontray mo,
16:48hila ka rin ng ganun, ha?
16:49Alam mo mga mga bata, eh.
16:51Ano yung mga hihinalang mga reaction yan?
16:53Oh, mahina!
16:54Mahina!
16:55Oh, mahina lang yan, eh.
16:56Ah, anak, ito na, ha?
16:57Mahina!
16:58Ah!
16:59One!
17:00Two!
17:01Three!
17:02Ah!
17:05Orico!
17:06Hangyari!
17:07Parang nadaluson naman!
17:08Dok-dok,
17:09kasi nakaka-flow box ng anak.
17:10Sigurado ka ba?
17:11Oo, madulas yung floor namin.
17:13Ibang-klaso yung anak mo,
17:14e!
17:15Hindi, din, din.
17:16Mahina yan!
17:17Ganun ba?
17:18Nadulas lang kayo kasi...
17:19Madulas yung flooring.
17:20Mah, ma-madula sa...
17:21Well, anyway,
17:22as we proceed to our examination,
17:23ah,
17:24eto pinaka-safenac,
17:25na examination ito, no?
17:26Gagamita ko lang nito.
17:27So, that's it.
17:29That's it.
17:31Ah.
17:32Unlock some.
17:34I'll put it to your heart.
17:36When I say ah.
17:38Ah, ah, ah.
17:40One, two, three.
17:42Ah!
17:44Hey!
17:45Hey!
17:46Hey!
17:47Hey!
17:48Anong kailangan?
17:49Exorcist!
17:50Albularyo!
17:51Albularyo!
17:53Ay babot!
17:56Ay babot!
17:59Kainis naman tito eh!
18:01Anong kainis?
18:02Tumahimik ah!
18:04Pagkatapos mo ako ipahiya,
18:06kay Katrina may lab ko,
18:07yan ang nalangapat sa'yo!
18:09Hmm.
18:10San, kawawalan ng baboy.
18:12Kaya sa kaka.
18:13Alam mo, tiyo mo,
18:15hindi naman productive yan eh.
18:17Ano ibig mo sabihin?
18:19Ano ibig mo sabihin?
18:20Pinapahirapan mo lang yung bata
18:22nang walang saisay.
18:23Ano na dapat gawin?
18:25Tetro,
18:26patulog mo ang telepulo.
18:27Parang ibig sabihin ko yan.
18:28Telepulo,
18:29wang dapat sa'yo na akin.
18:31Talaga.
18:32Tama na yan.
18:33Tama na yan.
18:34Sige-sige na.
18:35Ay!
18:36Ipapangako mo sa'kin.
18:37Huwag mo nang gagawin yan, ha!
18:38Sige na!
18:40Bakit walang wire ito?
18:42Ito ang stainless yan eh.
18:44Ito ang stainless.
18:45Sige-sige na.
18:46Sige-sige.
18:47Ay!
18:48Ayan ang dengue queen!
18:51Hey!
18:52Wala akong dengue!
18:53Kaya huwag mo ako tatawag yung dengue queen!
18:55Oo nga, mga insyan.
18:57Bakitang!
18:58Bakitang!
18:59Bakitang!
19:00Bakitang!
19:01Bakitang!
19:06Ay!
19:07Ipacto!
19:08Ipacto!
19:09Ipacto!
19:10Ipacto!
19:11Ipacto!
19:12Ipacto!
19:13Ano ang mga mangyalak kay Sam?
19:15Sam!
19:16Ayoko marunik ang pangalan niya!
19:17Ayoko marunik!
19:18Hindi doktor ang kailangan niya!
19:19Hindi doktor ang kailangan niya!
19:21Ay!
19:22Exorcist!
19:23At saka alpolaryo ang kailangan niya!
19:24Ay!
19:25Ay!
19:26Ay!
19:27Ay!
19:28Kasi ano mo, sinasabihan siya ng masamang espiritu!
19:30Ay!
19:31Anong ibig sabihin niyo?
19:32Masamang espiritu!
19:33Ano?
19:34Parang siya.
19:35Masamang espiritu!
19:36Masamang espiritu!
19:37Yan!
19:38Masam!
19:41It's a system!
19:42Mamamalfunction!
19:45Imminent!
19:47Tatay, mamamatay ba si Sam?
19:49Hindi!
19:51Ay, salamat!
19:53Hindi ko alam!
19:58Kaya ka ba umiyak dahil nalulungkot ka at mawawala si Sam?
20:02Nalulungkot ako kasi kung mawawala si Sam, magiging ganito ang ilong ko forever!
20:14Kumuha na po kayo ng paraan!
20:15Sige na!
20:16Ayoko kong mamatay si Sam!
20:20Alam, makahanap tayo ng robotics expert, yung talubhasa!
20:25Di bali nang mabisto itong sikreto natin!
20:27Sige, magahanap ako ng scientist.
20:29Pero, pangako niyo sa akin, huwag kayo magpapapasok ng kahit sino!
20:33Okay?
20:34Opo!
20:35Douglas!
20:37Nasama ako!
20:38Saan?
20:39Nasama ako sa taas, magpapahinga ako.
20:41Kasi yung bigat-bigat nang ilong ko yun!
20:42Sige, hindi ka na!
20:44O narinig mo, Roda!
20:47Ang sabi ni tatay, huwag daw tayo magpapapasok ng kahit sino! Okay?
20:52Uli na lahat!
20:54Nabasok ka na naman sa mga espiritu si Sam!
20:56Uy, Jay! Hindi kami nakikipagbiruan sa'yo, no?
20:58Uy! Hindi nila ako nakikipagbiruan!
21:00Dati akong assistant ng isang albolaro na sikat na si, ano, Katokmol!
21:04Kaya ako at ang aking assistant ang mapapagano'n kay Sam!
21:08Assistant? Yan?
21:09Yung mga ginagawa niya, natutulog lang?
21:11Natutulog! Ito'y isang maihinstool!
21:13Tinan mo!
21:14Pag kinabig ko sa kanan, sumusanong!
21:15Pag inalagi ko sa'yo baba, o yan, matibay!
21:19Pagkupo ang kagamitan!
21:20Kung walang sinigbe!
21:21Angat! Angat!
21:22Angat!
21:23Ano, sinimalang ko na!
21:24Pilip!
21:25Palip!
21:36Sabi!
21:38Para ka nito, batat.
21:40Tinan mo mga magtakot.
21:43Salang mga espiritu!
21:45I'm a young man!
21:47You're out!
21:49You're out!
21:51Even if you're in the distance!
21:53You're out!
21:55You're out!
21:57You're out!
21:59You're out!
22:01You're out!
22:03Why are you doing this?
22:05What's happening?
22:07What's happening?
22:09What's happening?
22:11Wait, wait!
22:13Wait!
22:15Wait!
22:16Wait, wait!
22:18Wait, wait!
22:19Wait, wait!
22:21Sam!
22:22Dad!
22:24Dad!
22:25Dad, please!
22:27Dad!
22:28Dad, please!
22:29Dad!
22:31Why?
22:32The inner temperature is 80 degrees centigrade.
22:37Emergency Message Iniccreated.
22:41Oh! Sino yan?
22:43Ako!
22:44Ah!
22:45Pinatagdaman yung taong grahaming kumapit sa siya.
22:48Sinasabing niya sa kanilid si Sam?
22:50Siya!
22:51Kapag napapanood niyong video,
22:53ang ibig sabihin ay ang robot
22:56nagmamalfunksyon at nag-overheat.
23:00Kailangan dalhin niyo sa akin
23:02o masisira ang robot.
23:04Ang aking address at telephone number ay
23:08210-2051-2051-2051.
23:13Uy!
23:14Punta sira!
23:18Ano po lumalabas ang likot ng ulo ni Sam?
23:21Parang gay sinakwi ah.
23:24Ang baso yung iba eh.
23:26Parang gay sinakwi ah.
23:28Malapit lang to dito ah.
23:30Puntahan ko yun.
23:32Ano po si profesor?
23:34Ay babot!
23:36Ay babot!
23:38Ay babot!
23:40Ay babot!
24:13Sam. Professor, je peux aussi Sam.
24:30Sam?
24:33Sam!
24:43Sam!
24:44O schocher!
24:45Sam!
24:46Sam!
24:47Sam!
24:47Sam!
24:48Sam!
24:49Sam!
24:50O, O.
24:53O, O.
24:54A, Lou, Cymé, Cymé.
24:57O, O, Cymé.
25:00Ako!
25:01Malapit ang bumigay si Sam!
25:03O..
25:05O..
25:06O!
25:07O..
25:09O..
25:10O!
25:11O!
25:12O..
25:13O..
25:13O...
25:13O..
25:14O..
25:15O..
25:16Nagsort circuit ang data wires ng kanyang positronic nucleus!
25:20I'm going to be able to go back to the laboratory.
25:26Do you have soldering equipment?
25:29There's no hardware.
25:32Douglas, I'm going to buy something.
25:37But you're going to be able to go back to the laboratory.
25:40I'm going to be able to think about it.
25:43I'm going to be able to go back to Sam's house.
25:50So that's why I'm going to get rid of the hell.
25:58I'm going to be able to get rid of it.
26:00I can't wait.
26:03It's been a dramatic moment.
26:06I'm going to be able to take you back.
26:13Ah, I need to use the soldering, that's the soldering equipment.
26:27Ahem, Clinton, how do you like it?
26:31Eh, I don't know what I'm talking about.
26:33We're going to use the soldering equipment.
26:35Ahem, I'm going to use the soldering equipment.
26:37Ahem.
26:38Bambihira talaga po siya.
26:40Ha?
26:41May sakit na nga yung anak niya.
26:42Rocket pa rin ang...
26:43Rocket!
26:44Ha!
26:45Ha!
26:46Mayroon niyo muna.
26:47Ah, Sunday.
26:49Ay, Clinton!
26:50Anong namang gigi na sa ilong mo?
26:52Oo nga.
26:53Pati niya.
26:54Ayun, wala to, wala to.
26:56Huwag niya napakailaman to.
26:57Anong wala?
26:58Pati niya!
26:59Alam mo...
27:01Ah!
27:02Ah!
27:03Ah!
27:04Ah!
27:05Ah!
27:06Ah!
27:09Ah!
27:10Ito mo?
27:11Satana.
27:12Bakit nagtakil ako yan?
27:14Ang ilong!
27:15Ang...
27:16Aham!
27:17Aham!
27:18Ah!
27:19Ayan ko nakika?
27:20Parang halimaw!
27:21Oo!
27:22Eh, sinasabi ko nang Но, ba?
27:24May kababalaghahanan ang nangyayari join sa bahay ni Douglas?
27:27Bahag do!
27:28Hindi ka rito.
27:29Ang gawin mo ka, suminip ka sa pintan nila,
27:32tignan mo lahat ang mga nangyayari dun sa bahay mo!
27:34Huh?
27:35And then I'll report you.
27:37Be careful.
27:39Yes, boss!
27:41I'm repeating that I'm going to tell you.
27:43Do you want me?
27:45I'm going to take care of you.
27:47I'm going to take care of you.
28:05I'm Enzo and I'm Patcholo.
28:07Abangan niyo po kami dito sa
28:09iRobot!
28:11Malapit na!
28:17Kitang-kita ako yung bata.
28:19Minewelding nung mamang putihang damit.
28:25Minewelding?
28:27Yung bata?
28:29Sinong bata naman yan?
28:31Si Sam.
28:33Winewelding?
28:35Winewelding?
28:37Sigurado ka sa sinasabi mo, Bokbock?
28:39Wala po ba ayong niwala sa'in, Tito Beloy?
28:42Wala!
28:43Winewelding?
28:44Ano yun? Plunk pool?
28:46Sa bagay, nangirambito si Clempe ng panghinang eh.
28:51Kung ganon, kung totoo nga ang sinasabi ni Bokbock,
28:54isang panglabag sa pambatang karapatan niyan,
28:58yan ay tinatawag na...
29:00Child Abusement Center and Development for Environmental.
29:03Wait!
29:04Habang na sinabi mo!
29:05Child abuse!
29:06Child abuse ang tawag doon!
29:08Bokbock!
29:09Sigurado ka sa sinasabi mo, ha?
29:11Siguradong sigurado ko dyan, Tito Beloy!
29:14Beloy,
29:17Sigurado pa kayo sa kasong ito, ha, Emma?
29:21Baka parang nung nakaraan na pinahanap ako ng nanay mo ng batang manananggal.
29:26Ay!
29:27Nako, hindi ho!
29:28Ako mismo ang nakasaksi.
29:30May lagnat si Sam, pero ayaw pa dalas sa Doktor ni Douglas.
29:33Oo nga.
29:34Tapos, na-possess siya lang...
29:36mga maligno.
29:37Ha?
29:38Oo.
29:39Hindi lang yun.
29:41Kitang-kita pa.
29:43Na-winewelding!
29:44Winewelding!
29:45Si Sam, winewelding ng mamang nakaputi!
29:47Ha!
29:48Ha!
29:49Ano?
29:50Teka!
29:51Nung una, nagnat lang.
29:53Tapos,
29:54napossessed.
29:55Ngayon winewelding naman ng mamang nakaputi!
29:59Aha!
30:00At saka, teacher!
30:01Ah, siklito!
30:02Yung ilong niya!
30:03Ang haba!
30:04Parang sangay ng kahoy!
30:05Ha!
30:06Oo!
30:07Chief Superintendent del Sarmiento!
30:08Yes, ma'am!
30:09Umuwi na tayo!
30:11Ninoloko lang nila tayo dito!
30:13Ay!
30:14Nakuupo!
30:15Please!
30:16Kailangan nyo lang talaga tignan si Sam!
30:17Kailangan nyo ng tulong!
30:19Okay!
30:20Pero, masyado kayong madami!
30:23Ikaw, Emma!
30:24Ikaw ang sasama!
30:25Nakuha!
30:26At kung niloloko mo na naman ako,
30:28ikaw ang ipakukulong ko!
30:34Ayan!
30:36Ngayon!
30:37I-opon ko na, ha!
30:45Prof!
30:46Prof!
30:47Bakit di gumagalaw?
30:51Sana hindi pa huli ang lahat!
30:53Ano po bang mangyayari pag huli na?
30:58Mawawala si Sam!
30:59Mawawala si Sam!
31:04Ayan!
31:05Ayan po!
31:06Ayan po yung pata!
31:07Pusensya ka na doggy, ha!
31:08Kasi napilitan lang ako kasi si Katty!
31:11By virtue of presidential decree,
31:13kung totoong may sakit ang batang yan,
31:15may karapatan kaming kunin siya
31:17at dalhin sa DSWD!
31:19Alam nyo ba kung ano yun?
31:20Department of...
31:23Department of...
31:24Department of Social Welfare and Development!
31:26Alam nyo ba kung ano yun?
31:27DSWD?
31:28Oo!
31:29Department of Social Welfare and Development!
31:34Oo!
31:35Yun nga!
31:36Tagadun ako eh!
31:37Doon namin siya dadalhin
31:38at ipapagamot namin siya!
31:39Kaya ngayon,
31:40sabihin nyo ang katotohan,
31:41may sakit ba ang batang yan
31:43o walak?
31:45Walak!
31:46Anong sakit?
31:47Anong sakit?
31:48Anong sakit?
31:49Diba, Sam?
31:50Tama po kayo tayo.
31:53Wala po akong sakit.
31:55Bakit po!
31:58Eh kasi,
31:59sabi nyo lang yung sakit ka daw.
32:02Aba,
32:03wala nga nga lagnat.
32:05May sinat.
32:06Wala.
32:07Emma?
32:09Eh,
32:10kasi po kanina,
32:11sabi niya ano,
32:12ang,
32:13ang init-init niyan eh.
32:14Wala nga lagnat eh,
32:16wala nga sinat siya.
32:18Pero,
32:19pero,
32:20sabi pa nga ni ano,
32:21Nijay,
32:22ah,
32:23nasasapian daw yan ng maligno eh.
32:25Ano,
32:26maligno,
32:27posesyon,
32:28nasasapian,
32:29sobrang naman grami,
32:30imagine niya,
32:31Nijay.
32:32Tapos, tapos,
32:33wini-wielding nyo pa nga eh.
32:35Welding?
32:36Ma'am,
32:37masyado naman kayo nagpapadala
32:38sa panoloko nitong
32:40mahilig manod ng horror movie
32:41na si Emma.
32:42Emma,
32:43ang galing mo tatagay po.
32:44Oo nga, Emma,
32:45wala nang sakit mo
32:46pagkol sa amin ah.
32:47Ayan,
32:48ayan,
32:49si Clayton,
32:50may huwa ba ang silong
32:51na parang sanga?
32:52Tarin niya siya.
32:53Ay, Emma,
32:54pwede ba?
32:55Huwag muna akong sali
32:56sa kaguluan nyo.
32:57Nandito lang ako nananahimik
32:58ang lumalangap ng sariwang hangin.
33:00Oh,
33:01ganda pa ng mga chicks dito ah.
33:02Ay,
33:03ang babango.
33:04Emma,
33:05sarmiento.
33:06Yes, ma'am.
33:07Halika na.
33:08Ay,
33:09puuwi na tayo ah.
33:10Puuwi na tayo.
33:11Sa presinto.
33:12Gawin niyan.
33:13Ha?
33:14Oh,
33:15ay!
33:16Ayan mo!
33:17Help!
33:18Help!
33:19Help!
33:21Totoo po ba na kayong nag-imbento sa akin?
33:24Oo.
33:25Ibig sabihin,
33:26kayo po ang tunay kong tatayis.
33:29Oo, Sam.
33:31Ngayon,
33:32uuwi ka sa sarili mong bahay.
33:35Ha?
33:36Isisama mo si Sam?
33:37Ha?
33:38Isisama?
33:49Hi,
33:50I'm Renzo.
33:51And I'm Patcholo.
33:52Abangan niyo po kami dito sa
33:55I-Robot!
33:56Malapit na!
33:58I-Robot!
34:01Hey,
34:02Professor Sam,
34:03Tinko.
34:04Masakit.
34:05Masakit pa yan.
34:06Ah?
34:07Hindi.
34:08Oo.
34:09Pampalambot lang yan.
34:10Oo.
34:11Pampalambot lang yan.
34:12Ay,
34:13islamas ka ba?
34:14Hindi yan masakit.
34:15Wala akong masakit.
34:16Tinubuti naman.
34:17Kala mo masakit.
34:18Hmm.
34:19Ayaw ka na.
34:20Ayaw ka na.
34:21Ayaw ka na.
34:22Ayaw ka na.
34:23Ayaw ka na.
34:24Ayaw ka na.
34:25Ayaw ka na.
34:26Ayaw ka na.
34:27Anong pagkupitin ko.
34:28Ang gamot.
34:29Papainom sa'yo.
34:30Liliit yan.
34:31Ah.
34:32Ah.
34:33Ah.
34:34Tatay.
34:35Iiwan na tayo ni Sam.
34:37Roda.
34:38Wala naman tayong magagawa eh.
34:41Kapag si Sam nagkasakit ulit,
34:44may hindi natin alam ang gagawin natin.
34:47Kabuti na lang si Professor may electronic tracker.
34:50Pagkatapos inalert siya nito nung magkasakit si Sam.
34:55Diba?
34:56Kung hindi dahil dun.
34:57Patay na sana si Sam.
34:58Eh di.
34:59Parang namatay na din siya.
35:00Pagkaalis siya.
35:01Roda.
35:02Hindi naman kasi sa ating si Sam eh.
35:04Kay Professor yun.
35:05Siya yung naglikha.
35:06Kaya karapat dapat lang na.
35:07Siya yung ama ni Sam.
35:08Saka mabait naman si Professor eh.
35:09Huwag ka mag-alala Roda.
35:10Bibisi tayo naman kita dito lagi-lagi eh.
35:11Kasi kapatid kita diba?
35:12Normal na!
35:13Normal na!
35:14He's the professor. He's the son of the father of Sam.
35:22He's the professor.
35:24Don't worry, Rhoda. We're busy here forever.
35:29Because we're our brother, right?
35:40It's normal!
35:42It's normal!
35:44Thank you, Professor.
35:46Thank you!
35:48I'm so busy!
35:50I'm so busy!
35:52I'm so busy!
35:54I'm so busy!
35:56I'm so busy!
36:00I'm so busy!
36:04I'm so busy!
36:08Bye, Uncle Clinton!
36:10I'm so busy!
36:12I'm so busy!
36:14I'm so busy!
36:16I'm so busy!
36:18I'm so busy!
36:20I'm so busy!
36:22I'm so busy!
36:24Bye!
36:26You're a good boy!
36:28Promise you're a good boy!
36:30I'm so busy!
36:32What's up, Rhoda?
36:34I'm so busy!
36:36I'm so busy!
36:38Bye!
36:40You're a good boy!
36:42You're a good boy!
36:44I'm a good boy!
36:46You're a good boy!
36:48I'm so busy!
36:50If you don't want to live in a long life, you don't want to miss anything.
36:56Sam, I'm not going to miss you.
37:00I'm not going to miss you.
37:10Thank you very much for your support, Sam.
37:13But it's not possible to come here.
37:16There are many people who are looking for you.
37:19Sam?
37:23Sam!
37:34Hey, what are you doing?
37:41I'm not going to miss you.
37:43I'm not going to miss you.
37:45I'm not going to miss you.
37:48別 nigh about it.
37:49I'm not going to miss you each other.
37:50Bye bye!
37:51Will I touch you?
37:52Wait, wait.
37:53I'm not going to miss you.
37:55Who are you?
37:56Why...
37:57I need to see you all later.
37:59Who are you?
38:00Who?
38:01Why are you going to do this?
38:03You're going to do it!
38:05What are you going to do?
38:07Come on!
38:08Come on!
38:09Come on!
38:10Come on!
38:11Come on!
38:12Come on!
38:13Come on!
38:14Come on!
38:15Come on!
38:16Come on!
38:17This is Professor!
38:19I'm not going to miss you!
38:21How is this?
38:22I'm not going to leave.
38:25I'm going to get back to you again.
38:27Oh, hanggat hindi bumabalik sa tamang pag-iisip ko si Professor, dito ka noong.
38:33Yay!
38:36Sam, wag mo na po iiwag mo eh, o.
38:40Edi wag.
38:41Sam, dapat ganyan ka na naman magsalita?
38:44Sabi niya po kasi wag.
38:46Edi wag, hindi ko na po kayo ulit iiwag.
38:53Yay!
38:57Dupa!
38:58Dupa!
38:59Dupa!
39:02Buti na lang at nandito ka ba, Sam?
39:04Oo nga.
39:05Pero Roda, tandaan natin na si Professor ang tunay na ama ni Sam.
39:11Kaya balang araw, eh baka bumalik yan si Professor at kunin si Sam sa atin.
39:17Pero habang hindi pa nangyayari yan, dito muna siya.
39:20Tatay, ano po ba ang nangyari kay ate eh, Ma?
39:26Wala naman.
39:27Pinagalitan na siya ng DSWD pagkatapos pinaglinis yung kumpresinto.
39:31Ito naman si Tita Katninyo.
39:33Sorry nang sorry sa akin.
39:34Pero palagi ko medyo suspisyoso na siya sa tunay mong pagkatausan.
39:39Kaya kailangan alisto tayo ah, sa sikreto natin ah.
39:43Okay po, happy happy po ako.
39:46Pero may isa pa pong kulang.
39:47Hmm, Roda.
39:49Ilauloko mo na naman ako eh.
39:51Hindi na ako lalaki eh.
39:53Hindi po yun ang ibig kong sabihin.
39:55Ang ibig kong sabihin, ang lalabay niyo ang kulang.
39:59Ah, nakala ko ko yung kulang.
40:02Sensya ka na. Sensitive ako dyan eh.
40:05Oh, sige.
40:07Wala di kayo sa tulog.
40:09Sige, matulog na kayo.
40:11Ito na.
40:13Yan.
40:15Ito na.
40:17Halaga, sakto eh.
40:19Ang muli siya.
40:21Anak.
40:23Bye.
40:25Maybe,
40:27matulog na.
40:31Tayo na.
40:33Magpahinga.
40:35Sa'yo.
40:37Pagkaidli.
40:39Pagkaidli.
40:41Ikaw ay.
40:43Managini.
40:45A beautiful.
40:47Flowers.
40:49In full bloom.
40:51Oh.
40:53A beautiful.
40:55A beautiful.
41:01Flowers.
41:03In full bloom.
41:05Oh.
41:07Ah.
41:09pokok din!
41:11выступleng.
41:13Gosh,
41:15hi pas.
41:16Ate FROM
41:17country ahli
41:18niopi niopi niopi niopi niopi niopi niopi niopi niopi niopi niopi niopi niopi niopi niopi niopi niopi niopi niopi niopi niopi.