Douglas (Ogie Alcasid) thought he was in for some peace and quiet, but an unexpected knock on the door changes everything. A visitor, claiming their home burned down, asks to stay. Can Douglas trust them?
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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00:00One night, isang gabi
00:05At pangarap na sa isang taping
00:09Kaya ay yung lating buha
00:12Nang aking baby
00:16Pinaman ito ng kidlat
00:19Kaming lahat ay nag-gulat
00:23Sa surprise ang sumangulat
00:26Ay, robot!
00:27Ay, robot pala
00:30Ang aming robot ay robot pala
00:33Nguni, walang problema
00:37Kaming lahat ay mas masaya
00:40Ay, robot!
00:42Ladies and gentlemen, live at concert!
00:56Douglas Bocopo!
00:58At di ganda ang mag-ina!
01:01Isang napaparty ang isang milyonaryan
01:04Maya-maya'y pumagit na at may announce niya
01:07Ako ay may paghamon, malaki ang panguya
01:11Ibigbigay ko'y one million arat kong mucha
01:14Saka yan!
01:15Sa sino mang makatawit
01:16Sa matapang na binata
01:17Sa aking swimming pool
01:19Nabuno ng buhay yan!
01:21Lahat na palingon sa swimming pool may tumalon
01:24Hanggang mag-ina sa tapang ng binatang yon
01:27Lumangoy ng todo-todo
01:29Habang siya'y makaahol
01:31Lapita ka ng dalawa
01:33Puno ng emosyon
01:35Pumili ka one million
01:37Ako'y iyong iya
01:38Ayoko ng one million
01:40Ayoko rin sa'yo
01:42Gusto ko lang malaman
01:44Sagutin mo ang tanong ko
01:45Sino ba nagtigil sa'kin sa swimming pool nato?
01:56Ano sabi, hindi ka ba tapos?
01:58Sandali na lang, may ina-adjust lang ako
02:00Ramayan ni Curtis na papanoonin ko eh
02:03Eh, pa kasi nasira yung remove na yun
02:06Don't worry, matatapos ito all time
02:09Dali na
02:10Wait lang, okay?
02:12Okay
02:15Oh, ayos anak
02:20Kamusta kayo dyan?
02:21Ah, buti naman
02:23Oh, mag-iingat kayo dyan ah
02:25At babantayan mo ang si
02:26Angel Clinton mo ah
02:28Maka may gawin na namang kabalas ito gan
02:30Ha?
02:31Sige
02:33Love you
02:34Love you anak
02:35Sige, bye-bye
02:38Ay, sarap naman talaga
02:40Ay, ang sarap nang wala si
02:42Kuya Clinton talaga naman
02:44I am stress free
02:46I am
02:47I am
02:49I feel so free talaga
02:50Dope
02:51Dope
02:52Dope
02:53Dope
02:54Dope
02:55Dope
02:56Dope
02:57Dope
02:58Dope
02:59Dope
03:00Dope
03:01Dope
03:02Dope
03:04Dope
03:06Dope
03:07Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
03:09I'm so sorry.
03:11Why are you shouting?
03:13Why are you so angry?
03:15Oh, you're so angry.
03:17We let you go.
03:21You're angry.
03:23It's like, oh my god,
03:27you're not angry.
03:29You're not angry.
03:31We're not angry.
03:33We're not going to leave it. We're not going to leave it!
03:39You're my brother, you're the one here.
03:44Here you can take this?
03:45Oh, no.
03:46What?
03:47He doesn't!
03:50He doesn't!
03:52He doesn't!
03:53I'm going to say, we're going to be there, Higa.
03:57We're going to be there, Higa.
03:58We're going to be there, Mare?
03:59Oh, why are we doing, Mare?
04:01and the killers, the addicts!
04:03We killed it!
04:05There's a headline!
04:07Pinsan ni Douglas,
04:09sinaksa ng addict!
04:11Wait, wait, wait,
04:13why am I together with the headline?
04:15Because...
04:17Pinsan kita!
04:19Siyempre tabay ka!
04:25Okay, ito na, pwede na kayong...
04:27Ready now?
04:29It's really loud!
04:31It's amazing!
04:33This is our home!
04:35Yay!
04:37Where's her room?
04:39Where's her room?
04:41I want an American dinner room!
04:43Hey!
04:45Di ni na ako mag-aaral?
04:47Of course!
04:49Iinugara niyo ako, Doki!
04:51Ipibili ka niya ng hindi,
04:53ng shoes, di ba?
04:55Oh!
04:57Yay!
04:59Yay!
05:01Thank you, Doki!
05:03Thank you, Doki!
05:04Thank you, Doki!
05:05Thank you, Doki!
05:07Ang kalahin mo!
05:08Talaga?
05:09Ang tanga ng hold-up, eh!
05:10Ha? Bakit?
05:11Abay, hold-up yun si Gob!
05:12Ha?
05:13I-hold-up to!
05:14Anong ninyari?
05:15May barilong tao!
05:16Tinutokad siya!
05:17Sabi niya ano, no?
05:18Anong gusto mo?
05:19Bigi mo sa hangin naman ang wallet mo!
05:21O, pasabogin ka ng ulo mo!
05:22Uy!
05:23Uy!
05:24Butobuhay ka pa, Goms!
05:25Inausap ko, eh!
05:26Inausap niyo ang dati rin!
05:27Sa'yo, Brad!
05:28Tablay mo na yan!
05:29Pagkayaan mo na yan!
05:30Wala kang makukuha dyan!
05:31Wala rin naman ang wallet niyan!
05:33Tsaka ulo yan!
05:37Sabi sa'yo!
05:38Ang bait mo!
05:39Sabo ka taong!
05:40Ay!
05:41Ang basis!
05:42Di ba nang iba na yun!
05:43Sa'yo ba?
05:44Uwaipo!
05:45Kailangan naman!
05:46Inausap niya!
05:47Ay naku, mami!
05:48Huwag na!
05:49Nakalipad na yun!
05:50Hindi mo na mapupunasa yung pret mo!
05:51Ano ka!
05:57Hey, best friend!
05:58Hi, best friend!
05:59Hi, best friend!
06:00Hi, doggies!
06:01Hi, doggies!
06:02Hi, doggies!
06:03Hi, doggies!
06:04Hello!
06:05Hello!
06:06Hello!
06:07Tatlong kanin, tatlong ula.
06:09Para sa mga bata?
06:11Hindi, hindi.
06:12Para sa mga bisika.
06:14Toc!
06:15Toc!
06:16Toc!
06:17Toc!
06:18Toc!
06:19Tadela!
06:20Ay!
06:21Diyan na rin kami kakain!
06:22Holy shiit!
06:23Ay!
06:24Diyan!
06:25Toc!
06:26Toc!
06:27Para anak!
06:28Toc!
06:29Toc!
06:30Toc!
06:31Toc!
06:32Toc!
06:33Ay!
06:34Toc!
06:35Toc!
06:36Toc!
06:37Toc!
06:38I want one!
06:39Toc!
06:40Toc!
06:42Toc!
06:43Toc!
06:44Toc!
06:45Toc!
06:46Toc!
06:47Ah!
06:48Best friend?
06:49Hi!
06:50Toc!
06:51Hello!
06:52Hi!
06:53Hi!
06:54Hi!
06:55Toc!
06:56Toc!
06:57Toc!
06:58Toc!
06:59Toc!
07:00Toc!
07:01Toc!
07:02Toc!
07:03Toc!
07:04Toc!
07:05Ito!
07:06Sport, please!
07:08Kutsara, kutsara!
07:10Okay.
07:12Okay, okay.
07:14Okay, okay.
07:18Hey, come on!
07:20Get your sport!
07:22Wipe your sport!
07:24Why do you want your sport to clean?
07:28Fast!
07:30Why is this?
07:32It's okay, Sam.
07:34It's okay.
07:36Hey, lollipop ko!
07:38Lollipop na hindi naubas!
07:40Coming up!
07:54Anong kulya ang meron sa lugar na to?
08:06Are you ready?
08:10Hello!
08:12Goodbye, hervah!
08:14I wanna do it!
08:16Hello, Mai!
08:18Don't answer!
08:20Lly, the shooter is ready to simplest go to the next category!
08:24Yeah, it's so hot.
08:26It's the best. I'm going to take it.
08:38Um, can I have water?
08:41Yeah.
08:42Water, water!
08:45It looks like you're dead.
08:49Brad, what's your problem?
08:52Huh?
08:53I said, you look like you're dead.
09:01I'm fine.
09:02What's the pain you said?
09:05Let's eat, don't try it.
09:07Mommy, you can eat it again.
09:09It's so good.
09:11Mommy, it's so good.
09:14It's so good.
09:16It's so good.
09:18Yeah.
09:19I'm fine.
09:20I'm fine.
09:21I'm fine.
09:22I'm fine.
09:23I'm fine.
09:24I'm fine.
09:25I'm fine.
09:26I'm fine.
09:27I'm fine.
09:28You can eat it again.
09:29You can eat it again.
09:30You can order it again.
09:31Sure.
09:32What's your dessert?
09:34What's your dessert?
09:35Can you eat it again?
09:37Can I have a cup of rice?
09:40Yeah?
09:41More rice?
09:42Well, let's eat it again.
09:43We're so English.
09:44We're still English.
09:45Look at this, huh?
09:47Ah, don't you want to eat it again?
09:49If you're here with me, you just want to eat it again.
09:52Even if you're just a muscle, there's no longer gonna be a muscle.
09:54You're not sure that you're off.
09:55You're off.
09:56Look at your face.
09:57You're off of your face.
09:58Right, look at your face, look at your face.
10:00Be careful.
10:01We're off.
10:02We're off.
10:03I'll come in later.
10:04You're on later?
10:05Yeah, you're not there?
10:06That's right.
10:07But maybe, cool it!
10:09Let's go!
10:10Cubs!
10:11Taloy!
10:12Ano'ng ginagawa niyo din?
10:13I'm sorry about the conversation.
10:14Inshan, break time!
10:15I'm nagmimerenda!
10:16Kaya kain!
10:17Oo!
10:18Tatlong oras, break time!
10:19Break time!
10:20Ang tatamad niyo!
10:22Kobra ka mamansal kain, Inshan!
10:24Ang sakit na ka!
10:26Hoy!
10:27Wala kayo!
10:28Mag-relation na kami!
10:29Okay!
10:30The time!
10:31From now on!
10:32Sisante na kayo!
10:33Inshan!
10:34Inshan!
10:35No!
10:40Yummy!
10:41Tara!
10:42Really?
10:43Really?
10:44Stop!
10:46Huh?
10:47Bakit kia?
10:48Ang galing ah!
10:52Play!
10:56Pomi!
10:57Ang ganda nitong bagawang laruan ah!
10:59Oo!
11:00Ang ganda nito ang bagawang laruan ah!
11:02Eat!
11:03Eat!
11:04Um!
11:05Give him three ulam!
11:06And three rice ten!
11:07Three rice ten!
11:08Three rice ten!
11:09Yeah!
11:10Um!
11:11Kapatid ko siya!
11:12Hindi ko siya boyfriend!
11:13Ah!
11:14Bimbo!
11:15Si um!
11:16Kuya!
11:17Kuya Jay!
11:18Kuya Jay!
11:20Hindi ko siya boyfriend!
11:21Kapatid ko siya!
11:22Single pa ako!
11:23Kapatid ko siya!
11:24Ah!
11:25Ah!
11:26Ah!
11:27Nasan ay remote control ko!
11:29Oh!
11:31Ikaw lang may hawak nun sa lupan nilapag!
11:34Eh!
11:35Nilapag ko lang dun sa sila tapos hindi naman ako lumalabas eh!
11:39Where is she?
11:41That's crazy.
11:43That's crazy.
11:45That's crazy.
11:47That's crazy.
11:49I don't know.
11:51Mommy,
11:53it's bigger than my body.
11:59What?
12:01One more time.
12:03Mommy,
12:05this.
12:09You're so good.
12:11I'm so good.
12:13I've been here for a couple of times
12:15to get to the top of the dighay.
12:17But of course,
12:19you're really good.
12:21You're really good.
12:23I don't know if you have a trophy.
12:25It's natural.
12:27I haven't read it yet.
12:29This is the twice national champion
12:31at the Dighay and Festival.
12:33Come on.
12:35Let me see.
12:39One more time.
12:41Bye-bye.
12:43Hey, my kids.
12:45Who's this?
12:47My kids.
12:48Who's this?
12:49Tia Delay.
12:51Ate Gigi.
12:52Hi.
12:53Please, please, please.
12:55I'm so cute.
12:57I'm so cute.
12:59You're so cute.
13:01You're so cute.
13:02It's so cute.
13:03I want you to get away from the fingers.
13:05I'm getting away from the fingers.
13:06I'm very happy.
13:07You do indeed.
13:08I'm so cute.
13:09Mami.
13:10I got a fucking Ford?
13:11Okay, I got away from the fingers.
13:12Wow, you're going to get away.
13:14You're not getting away from the fingers?
13:16Oh, man?
13:17I'm hungry for the ingredients
13:19that I am going to use
13:21when I experiment.
13:22What?
13:23Experiment?
13:24They also experimented in the school, in science,
13:27the science experimented.
13:29That's so good!
13:31So very, very good!
13:33Move over!
13:33I don't know where I'm going.
13:35Where's Bimbo?
13:37It's just like...
13:39He's just strolling properly.
13:41He's just strolling properly.
13:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:43You're not here. You're just okay.
13:45You're just fine.
13:47Don't you worry.
13:48Don't you worry.
13:49Ah, you're just fine.
13:50Don't you worry.
13:51Don't you worry.
13:52Don't you worry about it.
13:54Here, let's know.
13:56That's it!
13:57You're okay, we're just tracking this one.
13:59Alright, just wait for that one.
14:04Out of the ordinary family!
14:12romance,
14:18I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.
14:48I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.
15:18I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.
15:28I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.
15:38I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.
15:48I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.
15:58I don't know what to do, but I do not know what to do to my dog.
16:00It doesn't work for me.
16:02I don't care what's going on say, just let them know.
16:06You just look at my child boy.
16:08Come on, come on, come on, come on!
16:10Come on, come on!
16:12Come on, come on!
16:14Come on, come on!
16:16Come on, come on!
16:18You're not going to be a man!
16:20You're not going to be a man!
16:22Hey, look!
16:26Oh, back!
16:28Oh, sorry, sirip-sirip, oh!
16:30Huh?
16:32What's that?
16:34Mom, come on!
16:36Is it?
16:38Come on, come on!
16:40Come on, come on!
16:42Okay, okay, we're going to be a man.
16:44Are you kidding me?
16:46And I'll make this house for you!
16:48Stop!
16:52Stop!
16:54Stop!
16:56Stop!
16:58Stop!
17:00Stop!
17:02Stop!
17:04Stop!
17:06Stop!
17:08Stop!
17:10Stop!
17:12Stop!
17:14Oh, wait a minute.
17:16Don't say anything about this lab.
17:18Okay.
17:20Okay po.
17:22At ikaw Sam, huwag mong gagamitin yung mga powers mo sa harap ng mga bisita natin.
17:26Tatay, meron po kami problema ni Sam eh.
17:28Problema? Anong problema?
17:30Nawala po ni Roda ang remote control ng TV.
17:34Eh okay lang yun. Bibili na lang tayo ng bago.
17:37Eh tatay, ibang klaseng remote yun eh. Pinagawa ko yung kay Sam.
17:41Ibang klase? Bakit? Ano ba nagagawa mo?
17:44Hindi ko pa po nasusubukan ang lahat ng powers noon, tatay.
17:49Susubukan ko pa lang nung mula ito.
17:51Teka, teka, teka. May naaalala ko ah.
17:54Si Bimbo. May sinasabi siya sa akin dun sa...
17:57May nabanggit siya nung nando kami sa karinderia.
18:00Sabi niya kay Ate Delay, mayroon daw siyang bagong laruan.
18:04Yung kaya yung?
18:07Better!
18:08Better, anak, if we will extend the veranda here.
18:13Kasi diba ha? Dito na tayo titira ha?
18:16So better, a blunt and view!
18:19At para mo si Jule, yeah!
18:21Yeah!
18:22Kapi api Eric want me to...
18:25Ay! Hello, Krista.
18:27Ah, Didi, ah ano, flowers for you.
18:30Ah, flowers for you?
18:32Flowers ba ito?
18:33Ay, flowers as in yung bulaklak.
18:35Ay hindi, titarong bulaklak.
18:37Ah, yummy! I love it!
18:39I love it!
18:40Thank you!
18:41Thank you!
18:42Woo!
18:43Woo!
18:44Aha!
18:45Ika talaga, ang sin-sit na talaga!
18:48Wow!
18:49Jee?
18:50Natype mo ba ako?
18:55Ang sin-sit na talaga!
18:57Ika talaga!
18:58Alam mo ba, Jee?
19:00Kinikilig talaga ako.
19:02Dahil type na type mo ako.
19:04Tapos, alam mo ba?
19:06Nasunugan kami.
19:08Kaya natupok lahat ng mga importanteng gamit ko.
19:11Ahhhh!
19:13Okay.
19:14Pwede mo ba akong bilhin ng babango, Jee?
19:15Ay, me too!
19:16Paul, please buy me to make-up!
19:18Buy me make-up and lotion!
19:20And please favor,
19:21pag bumili ka, pilihin mo naman yung imported!
19:24Kasi pag local, nanalaglusta yung skin ko.
19:26Ay, I have sensitive skin pro naman!
19:29Eh, ako muna.
19:30Ako muna, ibigin naman ang pagbango.
19:31Ah, sige, salinginig eh.
19:32What did you do, Jee?
19:34Teka na ako, ha?
19:35Eh, kasi gusto ko man gawin.
19:36Kasi, gusto ko man gawin.
19:37Kasi, wala ako ng pera,
19:38mahalo yung mga bagay na yung.
19:39What?!
19:40Oh God!
19:41So cheap!
19:43Ano ba kaman?
19:45Mami!
19:46Eh, pang Yossi, meron ka?
19:49Eh, pang Yossi, meron ka?
19:50Ayun, meron ako lang.
19:51Oh good!
19:52Oo, binte!
19:53Ah!
19:54Pwede ka yan?
19:56Okay lang ka, pang Yossi lang ako.
20:00Hey!
20:01Pingayin naman ang peraw!
20:03You, ha?
20:04Pambilin naman ang drawing gum!
20:06Pag nakakita ka ng money,
20:07kung ano naman ang iniisip mong bilhin!
20:09Oo nga.
20:10Correct!
20:11Butch on!
20:14Jay, yung babango,
20:16hindi naman ako nagbamadali,
20:18kahit unti-untihin mo lang yung bayit mo yung ganda,
20:20okay na rin ako.
20:21Basta mabigyan mo lang ako.
20:22Kasi,
20:23talagang wala na akong babanga.
20:25Natupo lang ako eh.
20:26Ah!
20:27Hayaan mo pag-iipunan po yung barang sa iya!
20:29Oh my God!
20:30Ha!
20:31Ha!
20:32Ha!
20:33Mami, meron na akong babanga!
20:34Ha!
20:35Ha!
20:36Meron na ang kaluan niya sa say!
20:38Jay!
20:39Kanina pa kita hinahanap ah!
20:40Ang alis ako,
20:41walang magbabantay ng karinderiya.
20:43Ati ka nandun naman si Toto.
20:44Ay!
20:45Itakita mo may ginagawa ko dito.
20:46Siya na lang patauin mo daw.
20:47Andong ginagawa mo dito,
20:49na niligaw pa?
20:50Ang tas-tas ng araw?
20:51Alik na, alik na, alik na!
20:52Ati ka,
20:53kailangan ko niligaw!
20:54Stop!
20:56First ball ride!
21:00Stop!
21:01Ah!
21:12Ito na po.
21:13Ito na yung itlog.
21:15Mwa!
21:16Hehehehe.
21:17Wala kayo dyan.
21:19Okay.
21:20Diba?
21:22Dito!
21:23Dito na pala itong nogonise.
21:27Baby.
21:27This is for your Ake.
21:29Okay?
21:31Dito na yung...
21:33... ngganisa, oh.
21:34Winningganisa.
21:35Oh.
21:36Okay.
21:37Kain kayo, ah.
21:38Well, thank you.
21:39Mm-hmm.
21:40Thank you for me.
21:43Thank you for you.
21:46And one for your sister.
21:47Okay?
21:48Good.
21:49It's really yummy.
21:50I like it.
21:52Tate ba sarap?
21:53Oh, yeah!
21:54Oh!
21:55Oh, yeah!
21:56Kawa ang kerasa.
21:57Kaya na kayo!
21:58Ah, kakain kami?
21:59Eh, sige.
22:00Kaya na kayo naman eh.
22:01Sige!
22:02Pagayahan na kayo kumaan.
22:03Later na lang kayo kumaan na.
22:05Okay.
22:06Ito ay gusuruko ng itlog.
22:07Haa, itlog?
22:08Wala nang itrog eh.
22:10Hindi ba nabansin.
22:11Haa.
22:12Hindi bali.
22:13Meron pang oatmeal.
22:14Paglulutok ito na oatmeal.
22:16Doot for an action.
22:17Oat.
22:18Oat.
22:19Ano na oatmeal dito?
22:20Ano na nangyari sa oatmeal?
22:21Good morning!
22:22Good morning!
22:23Good morning!
22:24Good morning!
22:25It's a fresh day!
22:26Lovely!
22:27Oh, gosh!
22:28What's that on your side?
22:29Oh, sumagin.
22:31It's a pampaganda.
22:33Sa oatmeal!
22:34Yes!
22:35Mukaka-aswan!
22:37Hi!
22:38Hindi ako mukaka-aswan!
22:39Pampaganda ito!
22:40Oatmeal ito!
22:41Ay, nang pagpapayuka nga ako!
22:43Ilagay mo yung o.
22:44Belaan ako sa mukha mo.
22:46Oh, come on!
22:47Don't you worry!
22:48Eh, mukha tapos na eh.
22:49Tuyo na eh!
22:50Oh, no problem!
22:51Oh, tuyo na!
22:53So, yung pagpagda here!
22:55Yes, ma'am.
22:56Okay?
22:57You get mainit na tubig!
22:58Hey!
22:59What?
23:00You get mainit na tubig!
23:01Ayan!
23:02Yung Halloween there,
23:03then you pati-pati!
23:04Everybody happy!
23:05Come on!
23:06Ayan!
23:07Pwede mo nang kainin niya na!
23:08Go, go, go!
23:09Ha?
23:10Huwag!
23:11Huwag!
23:12Huwag!
23:13Ipigil mo dyan!
23:14Oh, go, go, go, go!
23:15It's okay!
23:16It's okay!
23:17Stay by your bark!
23:18So, there's some left in my face.
23:29Sige, mga anak!
23:31Iyakyat na ito mamaya, ha?
23:33Tapos aayusin natin, ha?
23:36Ah, happy birthday!
23:37Yeah?
23:39Sambay lalang ito mga gamit dito niyo,
23:41kasi ang kalat eh!
23:43So, sanang...
23:44You know?
23:45Ligpit!
23:46Ligpit na ba natin?
23:47Pwede!
23:48Oh, gosh!
23:49Hey!
23:50Help them nga!
23:51Biliyan mo na kung ano yung dapat dito sa itaas tulungan mo nga ka man!
23:53Mami, tapusin ka lang to!
23:54Oh, gosh!
23:55Ano ba?
23:56Kakahiyak!
23:57May akakachilo mo!
23:58Kakaiyak!
23:59May akakachilo mo!
24:00Kakaiyak!
24:01Biliyan mo na kung ano yung dapat dito sa itaas tulungan mo nga ka man!
24:04Mami, tapusin ka lang to!
24:07Oh, gosh!
24:08Ano ba?
24:09Kakahiyak!
24:10May akakachilo mo!
24:12Kakaiyak!
24:13May akakachilo mo!
24:14Kakaiyak!
24:15Kakaiyak!
24:16Kakaiyak!
24:17Kakaiyak!
24:18Kakaiyak!
24:19Kakaiyak!
24:20Kakaiyak!
24:21Kakaiyak!
24:22Kakaiyak!
24:23Jay!
24:24Jay!
24:25My savior!
24:27Jay!
24:28Pwede mo ba akong tulungan?
24:30Kasi inaalila ako ni Mami.
24:32Gusto niya akong pagligpitin.
24:34Pwede mo ba akong tulungan magligpit ng mga gamit?
24:36Oo naman!
24:37Basta para sa iyo!
24:38Bindi!
24:39Sweet sweet niya talaga!
24:40Kakaiyak!
24:41O yan!
24:42Tito dog!
24:43You don't have to worry anymore ha!
24:45Kasi tutulungan daw ako ni Jay!
24:47Sweet sweet niya talaga!
24:48Siya na maglilinis itong buong lugar natin!
24:50At itong mga gamit niyan,
24:52siya na rin mag-aayos!
24:53Ha?
24:54Jay!
24:55Maroon ako ba maglaba?
24:56Ay oo!
24:57Eksperto!
24:58Kaya naman siya!
24:59Ay!
25:00Naku!
25:01Sige!
25:02Mamaya maglalaba ka ha!
25:03Eh!
25:04Eh!
25:05Eh!
25:06Eh!
25:07Eh!
25:08Sige!
25:09Iyakit ko lang pa sa iyo!
25:10Sige!
25:11Isang may munti mahalin!
25:12Pira ang the glass!
25:13Okay!
25:14Thank you to dito ha!
25:15Pambihira!
25:16Walang ahalikan lang na utuna!
25:20Ma!
25:21Kapas muna ako!
25:22Ha?
25:23Dito ko ma!
25:24Ha?
25:25Ha?
25:26Kapas muna ako!
25:27Okay!
25:28Okay!
25:29Sadali!
25:30Bimbo!
25:31Bimbo!
25:32Bimbo!
25:33Yung remote!
25:34Ay!
25:35Tito!
25:36Tito dog!
25:37Saan ba yung sabong panglaba?
25:38Kasi kailangan ka?
25:39Ano?
25:40Yung sabong panglaba!
25:41Nandun sa likod eh!
25:42Yung...
25:43Pwede po bang pakituro na lang kay Jay mamaya pagbaba niya kasi kailangan niya maglaba okay?
25:47Oo!
25:48Thanks!
25:49Sure!
25:50Oo!
25:51Walak problema!
25:52Tuturo ko yung kay Jay!
25:55Ay!
25:56Mami nasood na!
25:57Good!
25:59Kasi pagdaanak niyo!
26:00Grabe!
26:01Oh yeah!
26:02She's really smart!
26:04Ha!
26:05Ha!
26:06Kasi nito dahil mo!
26:07Thank you ma'am!
26:08Ay!
26:09Ay!
26:10Ay!
26:11Ay!
26:12Ay!
26:13Ay!
26:14Ay!
26:15Ay!
26:16Ay!
26:17Ay!
26:18Ay!
26:19Ay!
26:20Ay!
26:21Ay!
26:22Ay!
26:23Ay!
26:24Ay!
26:25Ay!
26:26Ay!
26:27Ay!
26:28As a tiyak ko!
26:29Tuiik ko!
26:30Sandali ah!
26:31Tulog ulit ako!
26:32Pag nakita ko!
26:33Sabihin ko!
26:34Inaanap mo siya!
26:35Ang bigira naman si Toto!
26:36Ay!
26:37Ito!
26:38Ito!
26:39Good morning, Katrina my love!
26:41Good morning, Deloy!
26:42Hey!
26:43Ay!
26:44Hindi ikaw!
26:45Sikat ang sinasabihan ko!
26:46Teka!
26:48Sibada!
26:49Sinski!
26:50Sip...
26:51Selfon ko yan ah!
26:52Pinaki-interesan mo!
26:53Paglalalo lang kami ng snake!
26:54Ah!
26:55Sa snake ayun ah!
26:56Ayun ako!
26:57I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do with your cell phone.
27:00Thanks.
27:01Here, here, here.
27:03You're going to know what you're going to know.
27:09Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys!
27:12Who wants to buy the latest model of cell phone?
27:17It's easy.
27:18It's easy.
27:19It's easy.
27:22Excuse me.
27:24It's easy to buy the new cell phone.
27:27You know what?
27:29You know, it's a good thing to buy.
27:32That's why it's cheap.
27:34That's it.
27:35That's it.
27:36It's a beautiful picture.
27:38It's a DVD.
27:39It's a DVD.
27:40It's a Vita Max.
27:41It's a video.
27:42It's a camera camera.
27:43It's a beautiful taste.
27:44I'm going to buy it.
27:45Can't you buy it?
27:48I'm going to buy it for you.
27:49I'm going to buy it for myself.
27:52It's a Vita Max.
27:54It's a Vita Max.
27:55It's a Vita Max.
27:56It's a Vita Max.
27:57It's $10000.
27:58So cheap!
27:59You can buy it for $500 bucks?
28:01No, it's $500 bucks.
28:02How can I buy it?
28:03I'm going to buy it.
28:04You're a Vita Max.
28:05You're a Vita Max.
28:06You're a Vita Max.
28:07How are you?
28:18Jay, are you good?
28:19It's just enough. But for you, I'll have to kill that.
28:24This is enough because you didn't look at the rug.
28:27Oh, your rug?
28:29Those are...
28:30No, there are some bucking tailors.
28:32But for you, I'll have to win it!
28:34How sweet sweet mo talaga!
28:36It's so funny!
28:38Naunghaw ka na ba, Jay?
28:40Oo, eh.
28:42Ikukuha mo ba ako ng tuba eh?
28:44Actually, magpapakuha nga sana ako sayo.
28:46Kasi hindi na ba ako nauhuhaw eh. Pwede?
28:50Okay lang mo sa para sayo.
28:54Thank you!
28:56Diyan pala.
28:58Please!
29:00Delay!
29:02What's up?
29:04Si Kuya Vic.
29:06Eh di, kamusta siya doon sa Afghanistan?
29:08Baala siya doon.
29:10Sa?
29:11Ay, kung ano ba pala nasa Afghanistan?
29:13Sigur, siyempre, padre de familia yun.
29:15Eh di nagaalala siya sa nangyari sa inyo.
29:18Oh, God!
29:22Siyempre, hindi ko na sinabi sa kanya yung nangyari
29:24na yung susunugan kami.
29:26Ba't ko pa sasabihin?
29:28Eh normal lang yun kasi halos linggo-linggo
29:31na susunugan doon sa amin sa squatter.
29:33Ate Dela yung linggo-linggo nangyayari yun?
29:35Yeah!
29:36Gosh!
29:37Huwag ka yung babalik doon!
29:39Huh?
29:40Huwag ka yung babalik doon!
29:42My gosh!
29:44Bakit ba kami babalik doon?
29:46We're staying here forever!
29:48For life!
29:49Dito na kami arrive!
29:50Yeah!
29:51Yeah!
29:52Yeah!
29:53Hindi pwede!
29:54Hindi pwede!
29:55What?
29:56Siyempre, mag-aalala si Kuya Beat na
29:57hindi na kayo maninirado sa tahanan.
30:00Yun yun, di ba?
30:01No problem.
30:02Oh my gosh!
30:03Hindi problema yun!
30:04You know why?
30:05Okay na yun sa kanya papayag yun!
30:07Oh, just tell him na, we're gonna stay here forever!
30:10Papayag na yun!
30:11Ang sinabi ko!
30:12Oh!
30:13Papayag na yun!
30:14No problem, no worries!
30:15Subscribe!
30:16Okay!
30:17Ha?
30:18Diba?
30:19I-anlock mo'y-anlock mo!
30:20Stop!
30:21Uy!
30:22Siyempre!
30:23Uy!
30:24Uy!
30:25Siyempre!
30:26Uy!
30:27Uy!
30:28Uy!
30:29Uy!
30:30Uy!
30:31Uy!
30:32Uy!
30:33Uy!
30:34Uy!
30:35Uy!
30:36Uy!
30:37Uy!
30:38Uy!
30:40Uy!
30:41I love you guys.
30:43I love you.
30:45I love you.
30:47I love you.
30:49Who's that?
30:51What is that?
30:53A telephone.
30:55What's that?
30:57Oh for you.
30:59Oh my god boy.
31:01Oh my god boy.
31:03We've got a phone call.
31:07Where are those folks?
31:09P.J. just give me a hand.
31:12Huh?
31:13Your phone?
31:14Thank you!
31:15You're going to give me a hand!
31:16What a thank you?
31:18Oh, no thank you!
31:20Wow, hello!
31:21You're going to give me 500!
31:23What?
31:24I'm going to give you a gift!
31:26Oh, okay!
31:27Why don't you give me a gift?
31:28Isn't it?
31:29Okay?
31:30Okay, oh, this is wonderful.
31:32I'm not going to give you a gift.
31:34I'm not going to give you a gift.
31:35I'm not going to give you a gift.
31:37Doggy, come on!
31:39You heard him!
31:41Hello?
31:43Did you hear me?
31:45Hello?
31:46I'm not going to give you a gift.
31:48I'm not going to give you a gift.
31:50I'm not going to give you a gift.
31:52Right, son?
31:53We're not going to give you a gift.
31:56How do you do this?
31:59I'm not very familiar with the...
32:01See pictures.
32:02Yeah, how?
32:03Gosh, I really don't know this.
32:06See, you're so pretty!
32:09Yeah!
32:10Asa na yung bagong cell phone?
32:12Yung cell phone!
32:13Akin nawawala!
32:15Sina nawawala na cell phone?
32:17Sa akin yung...
32:19Talay!
32:20Saan mo ilagay yung cell phone do?
32:21Si...
32:22Kamabalik ko lang sa'yo ah!
32:24Nawala rin!
32:25Nawala!
32:26Nawala din cell phone mo?
32:27Ako nawawala ka te!
32:28Ay nako!
32:29Nako!
32:30Nako!
32:31Iisa lang ang pwede natin pagbintangan dito!
32:35Sino!
32:36Ako!
32:37Ika!
32:38Ika!
32:39Ang magtuturo na ito ang kumura ng cell phone natin!
32:42Ay!
32:44Come on!
32:45Come on!
32:46Naman naman oh!
32:48Sam!
32:49Kailangan mo nang gamitin yung powers mo!
32:51Kahit kaharap sila tatay!
32:53Oo!
32:54Kahit kaharap sila!
32:55Pero kailangan mo gawin ito sa paraang hindi maahalataan ang iba ha!
32:59Meron kasi akong kutube!
33:00Meron yung kaba na si Bimbo!
33:02May kalukuhang ginagawa gamit yung remote eh!
33:05Don't worry tatay!
33:07Just give me the signal!
33:08I will do it!
33:09Very good Sam!
33:10Just do it!
33:11Sina!
33:12Sina!
33:13Sina!
33:14Sina!
33:15Sina!
33:16Sina!
33:17Sina!
33:18Sina!
33:19Sina!
33:20Sina!
33:21Hey!
33:22Ano namin ako dito?
33:23Nawalan kami nang cellphone!
33:25Ano!
33:26Kaya'yung lahat nawalan yung cellphone?
33:28He calllang!
33:29Ay paano naman ang nangyari yun?
33:30Ano mo!
33:31ional mo!
33:32Binibentahan ko sila ng cellphone
33:34Nang biglang,
33:35Ano?
33:36Teka!
33:37Teka!
33:38Teka!
33:39Patingin nga yung hawak mong cell?
33:41Phone?
33:42Yan yung ano yung bigin nung kapatid ni JJ?
33:44Bait na ano?
33:50Now!
33:51This is the phone I bought!
33:56What?
33:57What?
33:58What's up?
33:59I don't think I'm gonna die.
34:00I'm gonna die.
34:01Jay!
34:02I wasn't gonna die.
34:03I bought it last time.
34:04Jay, aren't you going to be a man?
34:06I'm not gonna die.
34:08I'm not gonna die.
34:10I'm gonna die.
34:11This is what I'm gonna die.
34:13I'll die.
34:14We'll die.
34:15I'm gonna die.
34:17That's why I'm gonna die.
34:18Let's see what the phone is!
34:20I'm coming!
34:22I'm coming!
34:23I'm coming!
34:25I'm coming!
34:27Okay!
34:28I'm coming!
34:29I'm coming!
34:35Okay, okay!
34:37I'm coming!
34:39Give me the camera!
34:41Good!
34:43Good!
34:44Good job!
34:45Okay, okay!
34:46I'm in my cell phone!
34:47Okay, okay!
34:48I'm coming, wait!
34:49Okay, hurry, hurry!
34:51Come on, come on!
34:53Yeah!
34:55Oh, gosh!
34:57Wait, wait, wait, wait!
34:59Oh, okay, solo!
35:01One, two, two!
35:03One, two, three!
35:05One, two, three!
35:09Oh, good!
35:11Oh, okay, solo!
35:13It's a picture for Daddy!
35:19Okay!
35:21Ganda rin mo sa ako natin, Mami!
35:23Nakakatuwa!
35:25Tingnan mo, oh!
35:27Diba?
35:29Ang ganda-tawa si Daddy nito!
35:31Ang ganda-ganda!
35:33Hey, it dogs, dogs!
35:35Ang din na rin naman pala kayo, eh!
35:37Diba?
35:39Why? What's wrong?
35:41Mama, kayo sa amin!
35:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, Victoria!
35:45Tayo! Diba?
35:47Come on, oh!
35:48Okay, okay.
35:49Sure.
35:50Again.
35:51Game 2, game 2.
35:52Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:53Why not?
35:54John!
35:55Get out of here!
35:56Get out of here!
35:57Get out of here!
35:58Get out of here!
35:59Hey!
36:00What's the fuss?
36:03Wait, wait.
36:04What's going on?
36:05Best friend, that boy,
36:07is the one who got our cell phones.
36:09How dare you say that?
36:11I can sue you for that, you know?
36:14Yeah!
36:15How dare you say that?
36:16Oh, my son, you know?
36:19Yes!
36:20And we don't have a cell phone.
36:22Yeah!
36:23Yeah!
36:24What's wrong with you?
36:25Wait, wait.
36:26That's my cell phone!
36:27What?
36:28Where?
36:29Where?
36:30Where?
36:31Where?
36:32Where?
36:33Where?
36:34Where?
36:35Where?
36:36Where?
36:37What?
36:38What?
36:39How dare you say that to my son?
36:41Son, tell me.
36:43Tell mom.
36:44Is it true?
36:45Is it true that you got there?
36:47That's the one you got on a cell phone?
36:49What?
36:50Sam!
36:51No!
36:52No!
36:53Stop!
36:54Stop!
36:55Stop!
36:56Stop!
36:58Horda!
37:00Kunin mo no.
37:02Selfong kouadijiji.
37:03Balik kudus kang may arit dali.
37:05Dali.
37:06Dali.
37:09Talihan mo.
37:11Yan.
37:12Yan, yan, sige.
37:14So, uyan yan yan, itu.
37:16Okay.
37:17Balik.
37:18Play.
37:19Play!
37:50Oh, you stop English!
37:52I don't understand!
37:54No, no, no! Wait, wait!
37:56Anak!
37:57Ano bang nangyari?
37:58Huh?
37:59Why?
38:00Tell me the throat! Tell me the throat!
38:03Alam namin na ikaw ang kumuha ng cellphone.
38:06Ha? Bimbo!
38:09Masama yung kukuha ka ng mga gamit na hindi sa'yo.
38:13Ito walang buo siya ko eh.
38:15Oo nga, nanduwa ka nga.
38:17Pero kahit na, kasama pa rin yun.
38:22O ganito.
38:24Hindi ka namin isusumbong sa mga mit daddy mo.
38:27Basta pangako mo sa amin, hindi mo na yan uulit eh.
38:30Promise po, hindi na po ko uulit.
38:33Talaga?
38:34Kapo.
38:35Ah, God, give up to me.
38:37Honey, hold these there.
38:39Easy, easy, easy, or careful.
38:42Honey, honey!
38:43Hindi there!
38:44There!
38:45Okay.
38:46Okay.
38:47Honey!
38:48Here pa!
38:49Oops!
38:50Okay, okay.
38:51Okay.
38:52Okay.
38:53But please, we'll get there.
38:54Let's go, let's go, let's go!
38:55No, mommy, no.
38:56Just something.
38:57Okay.
38:58Oh, God!
38:59Did you do that?
39:00Oh.
39:01Let's go, let's go.
39:02Oh.
39:03Oh.
39:04Ay, pera sila.
39:05Come, come, come, son.
39:06Come to mama, thank you.
39:07Oh.
39:10Oh.
39:11Oh.
39:12Oh.
39:13Oh.
39:14Oh, wala ka naman, kuya Vic.
39:15Buti na lang, dumating kayo.
39:16Tsaka,
39:17bumi na kayong babalik sa Afghanistan.
39:19Yeah.
39:20Yeah.
39:21Para pagka may emergency na, dito kayo.
39:22Yeah.
39:23Wala na talaga akong bala.
39:24Uh-huh.
39:25Hindi ko lang sinabi kay missis, para supesahin siya.
39:28You talaga!
39:29You always like surprises!
39:31Look what you got!
39:32You got a surprise!
39:34Dumating ka!
39:35Abo na ang bahay natin!
39:37Sorry ma, sweet man.
39:39You talaga!
39:40Sorry sorry ka!
39:41Lagi ka na lang nagsusorry sorry, and then you ulit ulit na naman!
39:44What's gonna happen?
39:45Baka mami ka, in Afghanistan again, you go to Iraq na naman!
39:49Diba?
39:50Makaya, what you gonna do?
39:52You're assigned there!
39:53You're assigned there!
39:54And then, you're gonna cut back here!
39:56With me nothing!
39:57Bring me nothing!
39:58Diba right?
39:59You're always away!
40:00You're always away!
40:01Hindi ko na kailangan ipass forward!
40:03Ang nalas na magsalita!
40:05Huwa!
40:06Huwa!
40:07Huwa!
40:08Huwa!
40:09Huwa!
40:10Huwa!
40:11Huwa!
40:12Huwa!
40:13Huwa!
40:14Huwa!
40:15Sam!
40:16Naayos mo naman itong remote!
40:17Opo, Tatay!
40:18Pang-TV na lang po siya!
40:20Very good!
40:21Kung kayong dalawa, tatandaan ninyo ha!
40:24Lahat ng mga inventions ni Sam, aalagaan ninyo ha!
40:29Huwag nyong iiwan pa kalat-kalat!
40:31Ha!
40:32Dahil kahit ganong kaganda pa yan, kapag napunta sa masama, sa maling kamay, nagagamit sa masama!
40:39Opo, Tatay!
40:40Nagkakaintindihan tayo?
40:41Opo, Tatay!
40:42Opo, Tatay!
40:43Opo!
40:44Pero alam mo Sam, meron tong function na hindi mo alam eh!
40:49Talaga?
40:50Talaga po?
40:51No!
40:52Ito, ito anak!
40:53Pindutin mo!
40:54Yan!
40:55Oh!
40:56Ha?
40:57Di nyo alam yan, ha?
40:59Wireless!
41:00Oh, ito naman!
41:01Ito, pindutin mo!
41:02Oh!
41:03Tapat po ito!
41:04Yan!
41:05Yan!
41:06Dito!
41:07Oh!
41:08Oh!
41:09Baby!
41:10Matulog na!
41:12Tayo na!
41:13Tayo na!
41:14Magpahinga!
41:15Halalaksang pa yan o!
41:16Sa iyong pagkaidli!
41:18Naan natin!
41:19Ikaw ay panaginip!
41:20Of beautiful balloons!
41:25Ikaw ay panaginip!
41:30Of beautiful balloons!
41:34Flowers in full blue!
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