Just as Douglas (Ogie Alcasid) puts a stop to his children’s experiments, his brother arrives with a mysterious guest. But one night, Sam (Sam Bumatay) catches her doing something strange. What is she really up to?
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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00:00One night, isang gabi
00:04At pangarap na sa isang taping
00:08Kaya ayun laking buha
00:11Nang aking baby
00:14Pinaman ito ng hitla
00:18Kaming lahat ay nagulat
00:22Sa sarisang sumang gulat
00:25Ay, robot!
00:26Ay, robot pala
00:29Ang aming rock tala'y homo'y pala
00:33Ngunit walang problema
00:36Kaming lahat ay mas masaya
00:39Ay, robot!
00:44We've got the Batomo Brothers
00:46With a guest singer, Beloy, in the house
00:49Break it down, bro!
00:51Sa aking bar, isang gabi
00:53May tumating na lalaki
00:55Ako'y tinawag niya
00:56At buong lakas na sinabi
00:58Bartender, bigyan ng drinks ang lahat ng tao rito
01:02Bakit ikaw, uminom ka rin
01:04At lahat ay saguto!
01:06Inom!
01:07Inom!
01:08Inom!
01:09Inom!
01:09Inom!
01:10Inom!
01:11Inom!
01:12Buminom!
01:14Buminom naman kang lahat
01:15Tapos siya ay sinigil ko
01:17Pero, sa sagot niya ay halos
01:19Inimataya ko
01:21Pasensya na bartender
01:22Wala palang wallet ko
01:24Aha, ganon, itong sayo
01:26Siya ay binom ko
01:28Oh!
01:36Kailangan sumunod na gabi, buwalik kang lalaki!
01:39Blow at lahat, pati bartender, wala palang sa labi!
01:43Sigong kalay dinadala sa bukbo na iyong napala.
01:47Kaya eto pang sayo, at eto pa, at eto pa!
01:58Ang mabukasan ng lalaki ay muling pumarito!
02:02Lahat ng drinks ay sagot ko, hindi kakasali sa bloon ko!
02:05Heha! Bakit ganon? Bakit walang free drinks ako?
02:09Pagka ikaw pag nakainom, sinasaktan mo ako!
02:18Ay mga anak, may weekend na. Ano ang mga plano ninyo?
02:22Ah, tatay, magpapainperto po ako kay Sam ng machine na gumagawa ng librang ice cream.
02:28Tika, tika, tika muna!
02:30Ayaw ko muna, laging ka nalang nauna may pagagawa kay Sam eh.
02:34Magpapagawa kay Sam ng instant wake up machine.
02:38Teka muna, ano?
02:39Tatay, bakit ganon? Puro nalang pagandang nasa utak niya ni ate.
02:44Eh, bakit ikaw? Puro nalang sa utak mong pagkain,
02:47tapos konting nag-iiyak ka kay tatay.
02:49Eh, mali ka naman kasi!
02:51Oo nga naman, mali ka naman doon.
02:53Mali ka naman doon, Isa.
02:54Ah!
02:57Ay!
02:58Bakit ka ganyan?
03:00Bakit, bakit ako nalang lagi ang may mali?
03:03Sa tuwing nag-away gambling ni Rhoda,
03:05lagi na lang siya ang kinakape mo,
03:07lagi na lang ako may mamalaki na lang ako may depresya.
03:09Bakit ganon?
03:10Ayaw!
03:11Eh!
03:12Hindi mo na siguro umahaan, ayaw!
03:14Isa! Isa!
03:15Nagkakamalikat, man!
03:16Oh, kita mo! Mali ako!
03:18Mali na naman ako!
03:19Hindi, hindi, hindi ko nagkakamal.
03:21Ay, hindi, hindi.
03:22Umupo ka nga, umupo ka nga!
03:23Ay, kayong dalawa, ha?
03:24Pareho kayo mali.
03:25Wala nang gagawing imbensyon nitong si Sam, okay?
03:28Talagang wala po.
03:29Ang kukita niya?
03:30Mabuti po itong si Sam, eh.
03:32Nakakaintindi, matinong eh.
03:33Alam niya na itong mga imbensyon na ginagawa niya,
03:36nakakapahamak sa atin.
03:39Hindi po.
03:40Wala na po talaga akong magagawang imbensyon para sa inyong dalawa
03:45kasi naunaan na kayo ni Uncle Clinton.
03:48Ano?
03:49Opo.
03:50Gusto ni Uncle Clinton magpagawa sakin ng laboratory para pwede na po siyang humawak at mag-invent.
03:58Oy, makinig kayo lahat sa akin ah.
04:01Dahil sa kaguluhang nagakanap sa pamamahan na ito,
04:05dahil na rin sa mga imbensyon kinagawa ni Sam,
04:08at dahil na rin sa anting kapangyarihan ko bilang padre-pamilya ng Bocobo Family,
04:15ipinagbabawang ko ang lahat ng mga anumang imbensyon,
04:19makina, kasangkapan, gayuma o kulam na ipagagawa mo.
04:24Isa, ikaw Roda, pati na rin ako, at lalong-lalo na si Kuya Clinton.
04:30At yung batas na iyan ay final!
04:33Maliwanag ba?
04:34Hindi po!
04:35Sa madaling salita, hindi mo na pwedeng gamitin ang laboratoryo saan.
04:40Talagang hindi pwede, dahil ako lang ang may karapatan na gumamit ng laboratoryong iyon.
04:48Gusto kong ipakilala ang aking good friend.
04:51Siya ay si Eskaterina Babushka Stolichnaya Dimalamanga.
04:57She is a Pilipino-Russian scientist from the Russian Federation of Applied Technology.
05:03Heaven bless you!
05:05Hoda diyan!
05:06Nandito siya sa ating pamamahay dahil gusto niyang itur ang aking laboratory sa taas.
05:16Laboratory sa taas?
05:18My laboratory!
05:20Laboratory mo?
05:21That's right!
05:22And we shall go there right now.
05:24Okay, Babushka?
05:25Ah, Bodkapro, sir.
05:27Upstep.
05:28Alas in a version.
05:29Alas in a version.
05:30Alas in.
05:39Sunda natin.
05:40Hatta na.
05:49Kuya!
05:50Ano bang gimmick ito?
05:51Haha?
05:52Eto, glass.
05:53Hmm?
05:54I just need to impress her to be a girlfriend to be a girlfriend.
06:00I want to be a girlfriend to be a girlfriend.
06:02But she'll never let me go.
06:05She'll send me to Rush, huh?
06:08Rush?
06:09I'm impressed with you.
06:11I'm impressed with your genius.
06:13Your genius.
06:14You're a genius.
06:16You're a genius.
06:18You're a genius.
06:19You're a genius.
06:21Amazing!
06:23You're a genius.
06:25I think it's just a simple thing.
06:28If I'm not mistaken, it's a very advanced silicon and matter converter matrix power.
06:34It's not.
06:36It's a 6th level.
06:38It's a sub-atomic fusion reactor with the molecules of this PVC pipe.
06:47Who's going to go?
06:49You?
06:52Eh, pada ka lang.
06:55Excuse me, Katy.
06:57Let me explain.
06:58You see this little girl.
07:01Ako ang idol niyan, babe.
07:03So lahat na sinasabi ko parang nire-repeat niya.
07:05Parang parot.
07:06So isang beses, narinig niya, ina-explain ko yung contraption na to.
07:09Sabi ko, ah, she's, ah, six-sense, ah, ah, submarine, ah, mula, ah, reaction shot.
07:17Eh, inulit na lang na.
07:19I am very impressed.
07:21You will be my boyfriend.
07:23Ay, ligawag na nuna ako.
07:24Okay, sige, pwede na.
07:26Okay.
07:27Let's celebrate.
07:28Let's celebrate.
07:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:30Subitlan na bod ka.
07:31Yeah, yeah.
07:32Yahoo, yahoo.
07:33Bye-bye.
07:34Bye.
07:35Bye.
07:39Samang kotoko nito.
07:41Haha.
07:42Haha.
07:43Oh, my God.
08:13Let's go.
08:43Ah, eh may hinahanda kasi akong surprise para sa Uncle Tinton mo.
08:49Check na matutuwa siya pag natapos ko na to.
08:51Ano po yung surprise?
08:53Eh di ba, hindi na magiging surprise kung sabihin ko sa'yo.
08:57Oo nga po. Pero ano po?
09:00Um, alam mo kasi, malapit na ako matapos.
09:04At saka dapat matulog ka na. Good night!
09:06Eh hindi naman po binatutulog eh.
09:09Gano'n?
09:11Um, kasi ganito yun.
09:14Baby ka pa kasi, kailangan mo magpahinga, di ba?
09:17Ay matulog ka na.
09:19Good night, opo.
09:22Good night.
09:23Awesome.
09:25Secret natin to ha.
09:27Opo.
09:28Good night.
09:39I'm sure maso-surprise si Clinton at ang pamilya niya bukas.
09:46Salamat sa intention ko.
09:48Mawawasak ko sa samanin lahat.
09:50Pati ang mga kabinpahin mo.
09:52Hihihi!
10:09Hi kasi.
10:12Hi kasi.
10:14Creise.
10:18Kasi
10:19Oh God, I love you.
10:21Uh!
10:22Uh!
10:23Hi, Kati!
10:25I love you, Kati!
10:26I love you, I love you!
10:27Hey, we are going to be going to die,
10:28because I'm looking for you now.
10:31I'm going to go to bed and go to bed and go to bed.
10:35And then, I'll be right here.
10:38I'm going to go to bed and go to bed.
10:40I know, I'm going to be going to bed and everything.
10:42I'm going to be talking to you now.
10:43I'm going to be listening to the bed.
10:45I'm going to be thinking about this.
10:46I'm going to be a little bit like this.
10:49That's it, Doblas.
10:53I just want to be sorry for you.
10:56I'll be thankful for you.
10:58Because you didn't want me to be angry about the laboratory.
11:01I'm really impressed with you, Cathy.
11:04That's okay.
11:05You know, when you do it,
11:07I'm full of support, right?
11:09I love you, bro.
11:11You're welcome.
11:13You're welcome.
11:19You're welcome.
11:22You know, Douglas,
11:24I'm the only problem for you
11:26is when you're a little punk,
11:28you're a little punk.
11:29Yes.
11:30I'm a little punk.
11:31I'm a little punk.
11:32I'm a little punk.
11:33You're a little punk.
11:34Hold on.
11:35Wait, hold on.
11:36Who is our most great doctor?
11:38You.
11:39Why are you the most great doctor?
11:41You're the boss.
11:42You're a terrible doctor.
11:43You're a terrible doctor.
11:45If you're a terrible doctor,
11:47I'm a terrible doctor.
11:48Because if you're here, you're still very strong.
11:51That's right.
11:52What do you want to do?
11:54I don't know.
11:56I don't know.
11:57I don't know.
11:59I don't know.
12:00I don't know.
12:01Hey, Aten!
12:02What's going on here?
12:04Why are you doing this?
12:06Yeah, you can talk about it.
12:08Right, Aten?
12:09That's right.
12:11Okay.
12:13Oh, that's right.
12:16Aren't you making a lot of confidence?
12:18Especially because you're feeling beautiful.
12:21You're not a spoiled brat.
12:23You're not a spoiled brat.
12:24You're not a spoiled brat.
12:26You're not a spoiled brat.
12:28You're a spoiled brat.
12:30You're a real brat.
12:32You're a spoiled brat!
12:35You're not a spoiled brat.
12:37We didn't have a spoiled brat.
12:41Ha!
12:42This is my invention.
12:45They're not happy.
12:47Of course, if they're not happy,
12:49I'm the only one who can do it.
12:52It's possible to be terrorists.
12:55I've been killed by people's lives.
12:58What's going on?
13:11What's going on?
13:13It's the only control of people's lives.
13:28What's going on?
13:34Hey, Jay!
13:35Thank you!
13:36You know that you're not here.
13:38I don't know what's going on.
13:39I'm so grateful for your help, Jay.
13:42Oh, auntie.
13:43I'm going to have to wait for you.
13:45I'm going to go to the province now.
13:48I'm not working.
13:49I hope you're going to fight for me.
13:52I'm no longer for you, Jay.
13:53I'm not here.
13:54I'm not here for you.
13:55You're always here.
13:56I'm not here.
13:57I'm no longer for you, Jay.
13:58What's going on?
13:59What are you doing?
14:00How do you do that?
14:01Jay is still here.
14:02Until now, you won't go any way.
14:04You're still here in Manila.
14:05What about a year?
14:07This is the year!
14:08You work.
14:09I'm going to die.
14:10I will never know what your son has to be married.
14:11I'll take this while.
14:12You're on a word!
14:13Are you?
14:14What's that?
14:15I don't even know you're going to die a conversation
14:17if you're going to like this.
14:18Like this, you don't want me to help you here.
14:19Uh!
14:20Chстранos mo dito sa kalender yung ako!
14:22Eh!
14:23Talaga naman yung kinakokbe huwala ko si Totoy.
14:24Nakakainis na eh!
14:25Ah!
14:26Uh!
14:27Sarang natin kanyan.
14:28Marami natuulong sakin si Totoy.
14:29Ikaw nga eh, palaki kala'y nakaupo dyan eh!
14:29Wala naka rapota natin ka.
14:30Hindi ba ko sinayiswa dyan at tama?
14:31Susumbong kata sa DEBACKBROBLE valleboe!
14:31O!
14:32Ede magsumbong kaya!
14:32Lamamak na?
14:33Libre dito eh!
14:34Magutulog mo ka?
14:34Wuwa!
14:35standalong nga sila!
14:36Buti nga sa kanila!
14:38Mom, they're going to get away!
14:41They're not going to be good.
14:44They're not going to be class-class.
14:46We're not going to be able to get out of here.
14:48Correct, Mom!
14:50I'm so beautiful!
14:58Hey!
14:59Why did you put your bag on?
15:03Hey, you too!
15:04Mommy, you!
15:05Why did you put your bag on?
15:07I'm not going to be able to get out of here!
15:10Why did you put your bag on the bag?
15:11You know, you can't be good at all.
15:14You're good at all!
15:15What's your brain?
15:17You're not going to be able to develop your body
15:20because you're a doctor!
15:21Wow!
15:22You are both going to be away!
15:24You can't go here to the calendar?
15:26You're not going to be good at all!
15:28Why?
15:29You're going to be a calendar?
15:30You're going to be a calendar!
15:32You're going to be a calendar!
15:34I'm not going to be a calendar!
15:36You're already so warm!
15:37That's how you're a calendar!
15:38Why are you going to be a calendar?
15:39Why are you waiting for lunch on your kitchen?
15:41And all of that is that.
15:42Oh, that's right!
15:43But now it's not your body ready to go to the calendar!
15:45What?
15:46I'm not going to be able to eat!
15:47I don't know.
15:48Excuse me!
15:49It's a good meal!
15:50Hey!
15:51Hey!
15:52Hey!
15:53Excuse me!
15:54Why do you want to be a calendar?
15:55Mommy, don't let me stop you in the calendar.
15:58Hey!
15:59Hey!
15:59Hey!
16:00Hey!
16:01Hey!
16:02Hey!
16:03Hey!
16:04Hey, if you want me to be a brother, I'll probably leave this house.
16:10Okay, who's worried?
16:11You're already tired if you don't have any food in this house.
16:14Really?
16:15Okay!
16:16You're spoiled, you're spoiled.
16:19I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
16:21Wow, what's happening to them?
16:23Why?
16:24Hey!
16:25Wala-wala kayo!
16:27Wala kayo!
16:28Malulungkot rin kayo kung wala na ako sa bahay na to!
16:31I love a...
16:34I love a...
16:37Nakikita ko ba yung dalawang langkam?
16:40I'm not sure if we can see it.
16:42I'm not sure if we can see it.
16:44But, I like your bag.
16:47Ha ha ha, how are you going to be a panic?
16:49Hey, come on, you'll see if you can see it.
16:51Okay.
16:53Take care of me, boy.
16:55It's time for a while.
16:57Okay?
16:59Hey!
17:01It's okay.
17:03It's good.
17:05Take care of me.
17:07Take care of me.
17:09Take care of me.
17:11Take care of me.
17:13Take care of me.
17:15That's right.
17:17Right idea.
17:19Okay, let's go.
17:21Okay, let's go.
17:23Okay, let's go.
17:25I'm telling you.
17:27This one.
17:29Okay.
17:31That's right.
17:33That's right.
17:39Oh, it's me.
17:41What's that?
17:43How are you doing? I'm going to kill you.
17:45I'm going to kill you.
17:47I'm going to kill you.
17:49I'm going to kill you.
17:51What's that?
17:53Why?
17:55Why don't you kill me?
17:57No, don't kill me.
17:59Don't kill me.
18:01Don't kill me.
18:03Don't kill me.
18:05Don't kill me.
18:07Don't kill me.
18:09Stop!
18:11Oh!
18:13Oh, so you're gonna leave me alone?
18:15Ha-ha-ha!
18:17Ha-ha-ha!
18:19It's a bad thing!
18:21Ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:25Ah, you're a bad thing!
18:27Well,
18:29if you want me to go,
18:31I'm not good at all!
18:33Bye-bye!
18:35Bye-bye!
18:37Ha-ha!
18:39Wait, wait, wait.
18:41Are you really not going to be able to do it?
18:43Are you going to come here?
18:44I'm going.
18:45Good!
18:46You're going to be a mess.
18:48You're going to be a mess.
18:50And you're gonna be a mess.
18:53You're not a single person.
18:55You're going to be a mess because you're always a mess.
18:59Sorry, honey.
19:00I'm going to be a mess.
19:02You're going to be a mess.
19:04I'm going to be a mess.
19:06I'm going to be a mess because my hair has been working for a while.
19:10Why don't you change your head?
19:12I'm going to be a mess.
19:14What do you say with my head?
19:16I'm going to be a mess.
19:18Can you tell me?
19:20What are you going to do with your mom?
19:22Wait.
19:23I'm going to be a mess.
19:24I'm talking to you for you.
19:25Just wait.
19:26Wait, wait.
19:28Don't be a mess if you're angry with each other.
19:30We are going to need that.
19:32I'm not going to be a mess.
19:34Isang ka pa?
19:35Huwag kang makialam, robot ka lang.
19:37Oo, maubays ka na nga dito.
19:39Alis!
19:40Alis ako.
19:41Pero may gagawin pa akong imensyon
19:44para mabalik kayo sa dati.
19:46Diba sabi ko na sa'yo huwag ka nang babalik sa lab?
19:49Diba sabi niyo po, emergency eh, emergency ko.
19:53Ikaw talaga!
19:56Nasaan ba tayo?
19:57Anong nangyari sa atin?
19:58Ikaw tatay, alam mo?
19:59Kung tayo nga, tayo ang kapatay!
20:01Okay...
20:03Oh, or nope?
20:18Wala kayong gitawa!
20:20Ay maramot!
20:22Ay maramot!
20:24Ay maramot!
20:26Ay maramot!
20:27Ay maramot!
20:28Ay maramot!
20:29I don't think I need you, but I don't need you!
20:59I hate you!
21:01I hate you!
21:03I hate you!
21:08I hate you!
21:10I hate you!
21:14I hate you!
21:29I hate you, I hate you more.
21:49I hate you and I hate you.
21:53I hate you also, I hate you and you also.
21:56I hate you, and you also, but more!
22:00I hate you, and you not only more, but most!
22:04I hate you!
22:09I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Rod!
22:13I'm sorry, I know!
22:15I'm sorry, Rod!
22:17I'm sorry!
22:19I'm sorry!
22:20Why am I going to be a bully?
22:23Inamin po si Kathy, parang hate gun, ba't tinamaan kayo?
22:28Mapupunu po kayo ng galit sa isa't isa.
22:31Galit? Eh bakit kang umiiyak mag-gabi niya?
22:35Ay!
22:37Napaglabdan!
22:39Iyak gan ang naibento ko!
22:42Ah, ay, pray, pa!
22:52Hay nako! Hay nako!
22:55Hindi ba ako pwedeng magtampo, na hindi kayo nang-iistorbo!
23:00Ang iingay nyo!
23:01Pwede ba? Keep quiet, stop noisy!
23:05Ay, kuya, I'm sorry!
23:07Hi!
23:08I'm sorry!
23:09Patawag!
23:10Ah, si Kati kasi may na-invento na hate ka, na-apekto ang aming lahat.
23:16Sandali lang, sandali lang, huwag na huwag nyong idamay ang gerban kong si Kati dito.
23:21Dahil nalaw akong napipikon, naiinis ako!
23:24Ah, alis na ako!
23:26Ay, Angel! Ay, hindi ko lang flash!
23:29Ah, okay like yun. Ako nalang magpa-flash sa kanya.
23:35Pero hindi ba po perfect yan?
23:37Hindi bali, okay lang yun.
23:39Bukuha ka nalang ng isa pa na pang normal.
23:42Ipo-flash ko nalang siya kung paala.
23:45Abuling ko na siya!
23:47Ay, Angel!
23:52Sorry ulit!
23:54Sorry!
24:00Ah!
24:02Mga taban!
24:07Mga batugan! Walang silbet!
24:10Eh, ikaw!
24:11Sulipot!
24:12Ay!
24:13Tamala!
24:14Tamala!
24:15Mamapanapim!
24:16Ang gagawa ng makawain!
24:17Eh!
24:19Ano daw?
24:20Ilinawin mo siya!
24:22Halos maganda kong sa iyo!
24:24Mas maganda ko!
24:25Mas maganda ako!
24:26Chris,
24:27Ba!
24:28A-la munit!
24:29A-la munit!
24:30A-la munit!
24:31Ugggig!
24:32A-la munit ka!
24:34A-la munit ka!
24:35Paul!
24:36Ah!
24:42Medo man nandito.
24:43Ah, a-awayin ko yan.
24:44Medo man nandito.
24:46Naku!
24:47Patayin sa akin.
24:49Naku!
24:51Oo naman.
24:53Oo naman.
24:54Epektibo talaga pong invention ko to.
24:57Oo.
24:58Oo, gusto ko dollars, ha?
25:01Yes, dollars.
25:02Oo, so, paano na? Saan na'y magkikita?
25:09Okay.
25:11Hoy!
25:14Ano itong narinig ko, kati?
25:16Na ginamitan mo kaming lahat ng hate gun?
25:21Ano?
25:22Sino may sabi nun sa'yo, hindi totoo yun, no?
25:24Ah, sinabi sa akin ni Sam.
25:26At papunta na siya dito para harapin ka, ha?
25:30Ano?
25:31Ah...
25:32Ano?
25:33Eh...
25:34Ano yun, tingnan mo!
25:36Huh?
25:40Alam mo...
25:43Kati?
25:44Saan yung kating yun?
25:46Ah! Ginagalat niya ako!
25:48Kati!
25:49Kati natang ka!
25:51Kati!
25:53Ay babot!
25:56Ay babot!
25:58Kati natang ka!
25:59Kati natang ka!
26:00Kati natang ka!
26:01Kati natang ka!
26:03Kati natang ka!
26:04Ayaw kita makita!
26:05Lumayo ko sa'kin!
26:06Ayaw kita makalita!
26:07Kati natang ka!
26:09Tengahalat niya ako!
26:10Kati natang ka!
26:11Kati natang ka!
26:12Kati natang ka!
26:13Kati natang ka!
26:15I wish you do that!
26:21I wish you do that!
26:29Ako!
26:30Ako!
26:31Ako!
26:32Ako!
26:33Mom!
26:34Ako!
26:35Si Creighton!
26:36Angela!
26:38Pati kayo?
26:40Hey, wag ka makailang best friend!
26:42Wag mo sabihin na best friend kita, hindi kita papatula ah!
26:45G Indes!
26:53Wow, goosebumps!
27:04Waitobbe!
27:13Wooo!
27:14You can't beat them.
27:29Jay, what's up? I don't know if I'm still struggling.
27:33What's up, honey?
27:35I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
27:37I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
27:39I'm sorry.
27:41You're so strong.
27:44You're so strong.
27:46No, you're so strong.
27:50You're so strong.
27:52You're so strong.
27:54You're so strong.
27:56You're so strong.
27:58I'm sorry, you're insane.
28:00I don't know.
28:02I'm losing my weight.
28:04I'm not insane.
28:06We're not working.
28:08You're so strong.
28:10Jack, I'll have to pay for you.
28:11We're so strong.
28:14I'm sorry, baby.
28:17I'm sorry, baby.
28:19I'm sorry to have my own debt.
28:21I'm sorry, baby.
28:23I'm losing my family.
28:28It's not my fault.
28:30It's not my fault.
28:32Ah!
28:33Hey!
28:35Hey!
28:36Hey!
28:37Hey!
28:38Hey!
28:39Hey!
28:40Hey!
28:41Hey!
28:42I don't have to go lose the battery.
28:46Ah!
28:47I don't have to go lose the battery.
28:57Oh, my God.
29:11Dad!
29:24Dad!
29:27Dad!
29:29Dad!
29:31Dad!
29:33Dad!
29:34Dad!
29:35Dad!
29:36Dad!
29:37Dad!
29:38Dad!
29:39Dad!
29:40Dad!
29:41Dad!
29:42Dad!
29:43Dad!
29:45Dad!
29:46Dad!
29:53Hi, salamat!
29:54Naging maraang na tayo!
29:55Yay!
29:56Hey!
29:57Hey!
29:58Hey, wait a minute.
29:59How's your dad?
30:00No, no.
30:01Let's go.
30:02Okay.
30:10You don't have to worry about me.
30:12You're already out!
30:19This!
30:20Hey!
30:26What?
30:27Hey!
30:28Oh!
30:29Why didn't you see us windy?
30:31What'd you do about?
30:32No, no!
30:33We're going to get back!
30:34Come on!
30:35What are you doing, Ma?
30:36Why are you leaving us?
30:37I love you...
30:38You seem to have an island now!
30:39I don't know what you're doing.
30:40You're looking for something too late.
30:41Oh, just two...
30:44Why are you doing this?
30:49Sorry, darling, I have to do this.
30:52Oh!
30:53Oh, my God!
30:54No!
30:55No!
30:56No!
30:57No!
30:58Clinton!
30:59My friend!
31:01Girlfriend!
31:02You know, we're close, right?
31:04Okay.
31:05Promise.
31:06You're happy.
31:07No!
31:08No!
31:09No!
31:10No!
31:11No!
31:12No!
31:13No!
31:14No!
31:15No!
31:16No!
31:17No!
31:18No!
31:19No!
31:20No!
31:21No!
31:22Kuya!
31:23Karil mo!
31:24No!
31:26No!
31:27No!
31:28No!
31:29No!
31:30No!
31:31No!
31:32No!
31:33No!
31:34No!
31:35Matagal na wanted ito yung si Catalina di malamangan ng military intelligence.
31:39At gumagawa siya ng mga inbensywa na binibenta niya sa mga terrorismo.
31:43Ngapagusto mong mag-away ang mga tao, ha?
31:46Bakit?
31:47Bakit?
31:48Eh kasi lumaki ako sa pamilyang walang ginawa ko.
31:50Eh, kasi lumaki ako sa pamilyang walang ginawa, kundi mag-away na mag-away.
31:54Eh, kaya nai-inquito ako sa mga pamilyang masaya at nagkakasundo.
31:58Gusto ko patasin lahat.
32:00Ayun ako, tara na, tara na.
32:02Hindi, teka.
32:03Investigan niyang batang yan, parang may ibang powers yan.
32:06Sino yung batang yan?
32:08Ako.
32:09Hanako, nasisarap ka na yata ng bayan. Tara na nga.
32:12Hindi totoo, meron tayo ng powers yung batang yan.
32:14Investigan niyo.
32:16Gusto na.
32:17Teka, muna sandali.
32:18Pwede ba ako magtanong, ha?
32:19Okay, ano yun?
32:20Bakit ba yung mga intelligence na tulad ninyo, eh parang malambot, malamya?
32:25Bakit yung batang ito, kumilos?
32:28Sa atin-sa atin lang to, ha?
32:29Huwag i-chi-chi ka sa iba.
32:30Sige, sige.
32:31Actually, di ba mga intelligence nga kami?
32:32It's one of these guys kami, na mga bading.
32:34Pero actually, mga girls talaga kami.
32:38Yes.
32:39Fly na girls, dali na yan.
32:41Tara na.
32:41Teka nga, ano ba kami?
32:43Di ba dapat ako nakuha?
32:43Ah, Douglas?
32:52Ha?
32:53Ah, sorry nga pala.
32:57Sorry.
32:59Well, alam niyo, palagay ko, napatawad na natin ang isa't isa.
33:05Eh, pero meron akong mahalagang natutunan sa mga nangyari sa atin, eh.
33:12Hindi lang naman tayo basta galit sa isa't isa dahil sa hate gan na ginawa ni Kathy, eh.
33:18Alam ko, meron tayong mga tinatagong sama ng loob sa isa't isa.
33:25Tama ba ako?
33:28Tulad ako, Kuya Clinton, masama ang loob ko sa'yo.
33:31O, dahil masyado kang pasaway.
33:35At ikaw naman, masama ang loob ko sa'kin dahil parang minsan binabaliwala ko yung pagiging panganay mo.
33:44Douglas, kaya lang namang ganunit dahil makapasaway ko.
33:50Wag kang magalala, sasubukan mo na maging mas hindi pasaway sa susunod.
33:54Ayun naman, eh, ikaw.
34:00Isa, masama ang loob mo sa'kin kasi pakiramdam mo, mas tinapapuraw ko si Rhoda.
34:09At ikaw naman, masama ang loob mo kay ate Isa kasi dahil sa mga ala-ala niya sa nanay ninyo.
34:15Sa totoo niyan, tay, alam ko naman po yung dahilan niya na dahil maiksilang yung panahon ng pagsasama ni Rhoda sa kani nanay.
34:25So, mas kailangan niya ang atensyon niyo.
34:28Kaya, hindi natinginigan ko po.
34:30Sorry, Rhoda.
34:32Sorry rin, ate.
34:34Kasi gusto mabukhain ang ala-ala ni nanay, kaya mo ako pinukwentuhan to po sa kanya.
34:39Thank you!
34:40Oh, puyak din yun, Todd.
34:46Parang natatch, natatch ka yata sa eksena namin.
34:52Hindi naman sa natatch ako.
34:56Eh kasi naupuan ko yung iyakgan ni Sam.
35:10Pa, Isa, bago yan ha.
35:15Ikaw nagbabrush ng buho kay Rhoda.
35:17O po, tatay, kasi nalaman ko na isa sa nagpapaganda kay Rhoda,
35:21ang kanyang buho.
35:22Mayay, lagi ko siyang babrushin parang lagi siyang maging maganda.
35:27At sexy.
35:28Hindi.
35:29Maganda kay Daniel.
35:30At mamaya naman, magpapakwento ko kay ate Aiza ng tungkol kay nanay,
35:35hinding-hinding na po ako magsasawa sa kwento niya.
35:38Kasi po, dahil realize ko,
35:40kapag nagkakwento si ate Aiza ng tungkol kay nanay,
35:44parang nalagodari po ako.
35:47Maganda naman ang idea na yun.
35:50Sige, maghahanda na ako ng hapunan.
35:53Um, Douglas?
35:55Hindi mo na kailangan maghanda dahil ako na naghanda
36:00at ako na rin na nagluto.
36:02At, pagkatapos natin kumain,
36:05pues, ako na rin ang maghuhugas ng mga pinggan.
36:09Ay, hindi, hindi, kuya.
36:10Ako na lang.
36:10Douglas, please, magbigyan mo na ako.
36:12Minsan-minsan lang to.
36:14Ako ang kuya, ako ang masusunod.
36:16Oo, sige, ikaw ang kuya.
36:19Yan ang gusto mo.
36:20Sige, kaya na tayo lahat.
36:21Willis na.
36:22Tama on, everybody.
36:23Mabuti nang, kumain na tayo
36:26at baka sa sobrang kasweetan natin
36:29ay langganin tayo.
36:31Sweet, having a taste of or like
36:34that of sugar.
36:37Uncle Clinton,
36:38paano mo nalaman ang lasa niyo?
36:40Ay, entende.
36:41Sabang ibig sabihin ni Kuya Clinton,
36:44masyado kaming maglalambingan.
36:47Masyado kaming sweet sa isa-isa.
36:49Pero,
36:50alam niyo,
36:53maiba ako ng konti, ah.
36:55Mayroon tayong, ah,
36:57nakalimutan pa sa lamatan, eh.
36:59Kung di dahil sa kanya
37:01at sa kanyang inbensyon,
37:03siguro,
37:04nagkanda watak-watak na
37:05pamilya natin.
37:07Kaya,
37:09para kay Sam,
37:10isang
37:11silgabong
37:12makakatuwa, no?
37:19Oo nga, eh.
37:21Kahit na.
37:21Kahit na.
37:23Tatay,
37:25totoo po ba
37:25na spoiled brat ako?
37:27Ikaw, spoiled brat?
37:30Well,
37:31minsan.
37:32Alam niyo po ba,
37:33parang kumaan yung
37:34pakaramdam ko
37:36nung pinag-usapan natin
37:38tungkol
37:39sa mga problema natin.
37:41Well,
37:42alam niyo mga anak,
37:44ganyan talaga.
37:45Yan ang mahalaga sa pamilya,
37:47yung nag-uusap-usap,
37:49yung nasasabi natin,
37:50yung mga nakakantaman natin,
37:52lalong-lalo na yung problema.
37:54Kasi kung hindi natin
37:55niyan ipaalam,
37:56lalala yung problema.
37:58Tatay,
37:59sabihin niyo po
38:00kay Ate Aiza,
38:01huwag niya pong ihinto
38:02yung mga kwento niya
38:03tungkol kay
38:04nanay.
38:06Sige,
38:07pangako yan.
38:09Sana managinip ako
38:10tungkol kay nanay.
38:12Gusto mong managinip?
38:14Talaga?
38:16Eh, dapat kantaan ko
38:17kayo nung lalabay, ano?
38:18Sige po.
38:19Sige po.
38:19Ah, sige.
38:20Oh, Sam,
38:21ano yun?
38:21Pinatugtog ko lang po
38:24yung lalabay.
38:25Mawa nga,
38:26ha,
38:27galing, ha?
38:31Ay, na.
38:33Okay.
38:35Baby,
38:37matulog na
38:39tayo na
38:43magpahinga
38:46ng to
38:48sa'yo
38:49pagkaidli.
38:55Ikaw ay
38:57managinip.
39:02Oh, beautiful
39:03baul, baul, baul,
39:08flowers,
39:11in full bloom.
39:15Good
39:15night.
39:21Nice, Sam.
39:23Ulufna!
39:25Oh, my God.
39:55Oh, my God.