Dave & Chuck the Freak were informed of a man in Kentucky that has bumper stickers on his car explicitly stating the sexual things he's interested in. They called him and Dave proceeded to have one of the most epic conversation with the man about a potential meet-up.
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00:00we're going right across the border here into kentucky for our next story
00:10i think we have to call this guy oh no i think we have to call this dude what okay i like it okay
00:17there is a guy here okay imagine putting this on your bumper sticker what this guy is just putting
00:29out everything he's into sexually on the back of his car is it a joke i don't believe it's a joke
00:36there it is so i don't know what this means it's m skgf oh man seeking girlfriend
00:45maybe fetish playmate male fetish playmate anal oral anal scat p enema he's really into the back
00:57so uh a listener a listener sent us this and he said from what i've heard is he is legit this is
01:07legit and the dude will answer recall to the number so my question and i'll state this disclaimer this
01:15never seems to work out for us we never seem to get anyone there but we're gonna give this a whirl
01:20it's probably not gonna work so whatever nothing ever works yeah it is what it is you're taking a
01:24chance you're taking an anal chance right now yes i am this that could be the voice of a girlfriend
01:28i don't think lisa's interested she will not go back and forth about anal play did you just meet her
01:33nice try james he was hoping he was hoping i tried
01:38he really um okay here we go here we go here we go i guess you could ask him if he wants to do
01:46it's ringing it's ringing it's ringing of course it's ringing and it's gonna go to voicemail
01:49told you it never works for us listen if you spent all night doing all these things you're not
01:59waking up you're probably not up you're right he's covered in poop hello hello yes hi how are you
02:07i'm fine how are you i'm good thank you i'm just calling in regards to your bumper sticker
02:12uh-huh uh calling from david chuck the freak here and i'm just wondering if uh if this is
02:19something you're still looking for well i'm looking for females so yes i have uh my wife
02:28okay well then uh yes that is something i am still looking for and would be interesting in uh
02:36uh talking about a little okay all right then um is this something that
02:42if she was involved in it that i could watch uh it's something that you could watch you could
02:49join in you can have any involvement in any you want as long as she's involved okay all right well
02:56that that definitely works a lot better for us then uh do you prefer to be um the giver or the
03:04receiver in these situations uh i prefer to be the receiver but i enjoy giving as well
03:11okay all right then so you would want her to say uh poop on you yes absolutely yes any place in
03:20particular you prefer it to happen i am absolutely willing to eat drink and swallow whatever she makes
03:28okay yeah she's she's excited by that so i'm also wondering um what kind of stuff do you
03:37like to do to get started i mean it takes her a while to get warmed up you know what i'm saying
03:43like we can we can take it slow we can take it any speed you want to um okay uh you know we can start
03:52with a dinner we can go you know straight to uh sexual activity of some sort oral whatever yeah um
04:00you know whatever it takes to get her warmed up okay can i just ask you a bit about yourself if
04:06you just kind of describe yourself age and stuff so because i i'd want to pass that stuff along to her
04:11okay well i'm uh 58 okay and uh i'm five foot seven right 180 pounds okay uh long gray hair well
04:22gray brown yeah um brown eyes uh short beard uh what kind of uh equipment are you working with
04:35down there oh well um i don't want to i don't want to stretch it so i'd say it's about seven
04:45ages okay all righty then i wouldn't i wouldn't say it's a monster but it's uh it's it's not small
04:56either so yeah yeah no you can you can deliver yes yeah and do you um you have any uh issues getting
05:07hard or are you can you go long uh it takes me a little bit to get hard but uh once i get there
05:16then i can go for a while right right because she's she's got a she likes to go long okay yeah
05:24just making sure that that would be a connection that would work
05:28now are you going to be there as well i would sure yeah just you know it's my wife so
05:36so then then we would have the ability to both serve her yes i'm sure she might be into
05:44that okay i don't mind a cuckold situation um but i i'm the type of person that i like to see a
05:54woman get as much as she can get right filled right up yeah and you know if we can get get the
06:02both of us going at the same time well that's even better for her so could we go together could
06:07we do some dp stuff yeah if you want to absolutely okay all right yeah i'm just making sure you know
06:17make sure we get all the stuff how do you feel about mail on mail um hasn't been uh at the top of my
06:28list okay but um what kind of stuff are you thinking well i mean i'm i'm open to it fully
06:38so i'm just giving you the i don't know the opportunity or advantage to to build from there
06:46whatever you want but uh can you um take a bigger one yes yes okay just want to make sure that you
06:58could handle it works for me yeah yeah that's that's something you like i can i can throat nine
07:07and a half inches of a dildo so never throw to the live though so i don't know yep yes sir so okay i
07:17think we're on the same page um i just uh i think maybe we could uh you know at least meet up have
07:23some dinner or drinks or something make sure we're jiving and um where what kind of any place you like
07:30to go any kind of particular restaurant or hang out no not not anything in particular i mean uh
07:41i don't particularly care for seafood but uh yeah my wife loves applebee's i don't know if we could
07:48meet if there's one near you or kind of uh the closest one to me that i know of is over on lees town
07:54road oh that's that's perfect okay yeah that's great um because she loves riblets and stuff so
08:04that'll be good and uh she loves those cheap margaritas you know i'm saying yeah yeah yeah um
08:12so let's see i'm i'm i'm trying to think of when i would be i work uh i work nights so it's it's not
08:21easy for me to get during the week it's not easy to do oh so more of a weekend type thing right yeah
08:28could we probably could we crash at your place after this is over would you mind that if we're
08:34drinking and stuff uh no you didn't no no not at my place i'm that wouldn't work no okay could this
08:44happen at your place though i would prefer that it did not i see you have a partner
08:50you just don't want to do it yeah yeah yes right does she know that you're into this well she knows
08:57here's the situation with her she knows that i'm into it she knows that i enjoy it um is not willing
09:04to play herself right uh but is willing to allow me to go play with others as long as i don't bring
09:12them home so yeah i hear you all right well um i have your number i'm going to talk it over with
09:22m'lady and then uh we'll reach out and set up a night to meet up at the old applebee's
09:27okay we'll do it then thank you very much all right good day and you as well take care now
09:33mother of f holy hell who ever saw that going that way oh you you did let me just state the
09:44opinions expressed don't necessarily reflect those of my wife and i just oh my god wife out there not
09:50mine just imaginary wife imaginary wife i can't wait to send her this this was in character
09:56as amber i had no idea this is not my wife she has nothing to do with this would just not crazy
10:02about applebee's oh my god it was like listening to somebody talk to a landlord about a potential
10:09apartment like uh it wasn't like uh but instead it was he was he do you know what doing all his
10:17tricks and his tricks his pooping tricks his different tricks and all he can do but he just
10:24had the same tone as if you're like kind of looking for an apartment you call somebody and
10:28you're asking him about the guys oh my god do you know how oh my god you guys this guy is out there
10:34though no but you know how excited he is right now oh he's probably full on i wanted to know how many
10:40times people how many calls he gets and takers he gets but he can't get many right but how can't
10:47get many to put that on your car yeah and drive around most of his calls are probably people
10:51just like that yeah i'm gonna need his number two to block because he's gonna be calling
10:56trying to get a hold of you a lot oh my god oh my god hey are you there hey thought we're meeting
11:04at the apple you know i can throw nine right oh i can't believe he said that people didn't get to
11:10hear it they didn't get to hear it i don't give myself credit a lot because i don't deserve it
11:14but i kept that clean you were in you were incredible i kept that clean i didn't think
11:19it was going there scat and poop and radio friendly manner i know drink and whatever it was very
11:26double entendre that's crazy i'm shocked we only needed the one dump right me too and it was his
11:33not me no pun intended about the one dump yeah oh my god i bet he'd want more than one someone said
11:39that was like driving by a car accident with multiple casualties it was so horrible but i
11:44could not stop i know all i kept thinking about were people just tuning into that like they just
11:49turned the got in the car and they're like ready to go to work yeah whatever yeah they're like uh
11:54i love the idea of like hey i heard about some new fangled show i don't know it's just almost in
12:02our city it started last week i'm gonna turn it on right now i'm gonna turn it on right now
12:08what in god's green acres yeah so how do you feel about man-on-man stuff you know i'm willing
12:15to do anything i'm willing to try whatever we can try can you handle a big one what about dp
12:22you interested in dp at all well then we would both be pleasing your life
12:26incredible that's so uncomfortable so uncomfortable i couldn't believe it was happening he was just
12:34going along with it the whole time it's probably the first time he's been asked if he wants to dp
12:37somebody had applebee's though
12:38eating good in the neighborhood oh my god i was so nervous i was just so nervous of what he was
12:46going to say me too i know what's it and by the way he doesn't care for seafood but he'll eat poo
12:51what the heck oh my god i never even thought of that get those shrimps out of my mouth give me a turd
12:58i'm fully willing to that was anything that's obviously the weirdest phone call i've ever been
13:07a part of in my life yes holy crap that was great dave like honestly i'm i am i'm really
13:13proud of you thanks jack that means a lot buddy i'm really proud of you because that was not easy
13:19i don't think he's ever said that i don't think that's the first person and that's what he's
13:23proud of me of getting through a poop eating call do you know how hard that is that was incredible
13:27dave like catfish of the year right there that is incredible like you're getting catfish of the
13:32year from james you didn't laugh you know you're able to talk in a radio friendly way like there's
13:39no way i could have been able to do that as soon as he would have been like a i'll anything she makes
13:43i'll shove in my mouth i would have been like oh okay yeah i would have frozen up yeah frozen up
13:49it took it farther than i ever dreamed i could have gone your your response a lot of the time i was
13:53like oh yeah okay someone said i said all righty all right that's amazing dude oh that's hard to do
14:04yeah it's that's hard to do i didn't think it was going there that's what really shocked me about this
14:09i thought we were going to try and help this man out we were going to try and get this man a
14:13little bit more action on the side but it went down we're trying to see if he was really into
14:18this the brown was legit the brown road is a bad road it's a muddy one for sure yeah yeah