Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an encounter Dave had with an older lady in a grocery store parking lot. He inadvertently took a parking spot she was eyeing and in the process received the dirtiest look from her.
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00:00we keep telling you people mind your business mind your damn business yep a couple in east
00:17point michigan who apparently got pissed at a guy that blew through a stop sign oh boy as they were
00:24out for a walk well then what happens to you then i probably run you over right
00:28oh no i went all the way with it huh they were shot at by a driver yep they're calling it road rage when
00:37really i mean he was in a car but they were just walking they were out for a walk together yes
00:41yeah and they got pissed at the guy and then son of a bitch you were on that stop sign oh my god
00:48someone could have been walking people are crazier than ever i had another instance where i like was
00:56on the roads and i got like kind of in front of somebody it was like kind of cut them off a
01:00little bit but it wasn't like that big a deal and then they followed me on the off the exit and like
01:04passed like three more streets and i'm like i'm about to die again oh god i was like nope just
01:09heading the same way oh okay one of these times i'm gonna think you are actually gonna get that's
01:16a new fear though oh yeah new fear unlock like looking in the back mirror like are this person
01:21about to kill me because they're crazy yeah it's it happens to me quite a bit on my way here but it
01:27just so happens that if you're taking the route that i take at some point everyone's coming around
01:33this area this is just the the stop we're all going down the same streets it always looks like
01:39you're being followed or that i'm following you but you're just heading to the same but we're just
01:43always going to the same like usually like one like if they're just getting off the exit i'm like
01:47fine but it's one that's like seems like they're like behind me for like 10 minutes yeah this is
01:51it you take a weird right turn and so do they just can't go home yeah if you see anyone following
01:57you don't go home just keep driving yeah i'll drive all the way to the west coast and be like oh no
02:01i think someone's following me oh no they're just please please is officer borat here i need to talk to him
02:09i need to speak to an officer you are
02:11how are you
02:13officer borat
02:16swallow your tongue swallow your tongue next time
02:23gypsum
02:26i had it and said i wasn't frightened but i uh it was at a parking lot this week with an old lady
02:35here's the story so dave fights the old no okay so it was at a grocery store okay scary i'm coming
02:43down one aisle i didn't realize she's coming down the next aisle right i go like halfway through it was
02:48fairly busy but i pull into a spot and i realized the spot in front is open too so i do the drive
02:54through parking oh and right inadvertently steal someone's spot so does this lady in her giant car
03:00not pull up right in front of me yeah she stared me down for like 15 seconds with the nastiest look
03:09on her face oh yeah oh yeah you deserved it you deserved it you just ruined her day
03:19and then she did this that's not how i acted i did not give her multiple i did not say all those
03:26words you're miming i um i i'm looking over and then she does oh yeah disapproving head shake and
03:39then moved into the spot right spot away okay all right so it didn't it didn't inconvenience her too
03:45much this thing is though i was gonna back up at first because i'm like oh damn i didn't realize she
03:50was coming down yeah but once the look i know you blocked my car and gave me the look i'm like yeah
03:56did you see her in the store or did you that was it oh she tried to fall i could feel her but i wasn't
04:01going to address her she's not like i'm not going to fight with an old lady in the store and then
04:05she can't keep up with me that's it she's like oh god oh god i can't walk so fast yeah son of a
04:12bitch he's pulling away i gotta get on one of them scooters oh they're not charged he was gone in a
04:19flash yeah yeah she saw me as the flash exactly done with your shopping and she was down and i was
04:26still in the produce department yeah she was like that's right run bitch yeah exactly run away
04:31i don't know why he was scared giant puss i love that she did a stare down oh my god and it was like
04:40i love it how do you want to do this yeah you step outside not a flinch no you're the first person
04:48she's stared down she was angry that's the scariest place a grocery store at that hour yep you know like
04:56probably yeah when we go we would go they're all everyone's over there yeah i was right after
05:01work snap yeah it's scary i get really scared she's nuts though man like we know you dave and you're
05:07not going to hurt anyone but you're a big guy like what was she thinking yeah she doesn't i was
05:12expecting there i thank god she followed me in because i'm like she better not try and
05:16pop my tires oh because that's that to me it's like oh okay go ahead go on in
05:21i'm gonna get a ladder and slap you in the face man yeah weren't expecting me to have a boot knife
05:28give me my uh hey uh pass me my knitting needle that's right god knows what weapon she has in
05:36there yeah all along the side of dave's car again i was gonna back up but she was so nasty with that
05:43face of hers i'm like screw it i'm staying here i mean it is just a real unfortunate move because i
05:50think all of us are the same right like you'd much rather if there's the double spot open
05:55you'd much rather pull through so you can just drive right out of there you don't have to back up
06:00it's perfect right but then when someone's waiting for that one spot dude there was i counted it was
06:06even spots she passed on the way to this spot yeah maybe she thought her car was it won't fit right
06:12it was too big that's it whatever she passed two spots then nice and then there's a spot right
06:18across yeah like she just should have went oh that's full okay i'll go here no instead it was
06:24no ladies do like a car as big as a star destroyer don't they oh they do they love it so dangerous
06:29they love it smaller car it's like that lady do you remember that lady that drove into that
06:35the water we were trying to figure out what car it was i asked my dad he's like sounds like a
06:40continental gorgeous that thing is gorgeous if it is like yeah okay dad giant they love a big car oh no
06:49this was i don't even know it was an older something like a buick or oh yeah right something but i was
06:56expecting like a a duel a standoff at some point to happen
07:01i was debating how long i was going to
07:22have a stare down with her so you were staring right back yeah because i'm like
07:28is this happening oh you look at you is this happening is she really staring at me for this
07:33you try to intimidate me i'm like what i don't even have tears anymore yeah you're not going to
07:39intimidate me i'm not going to be like oh god all my parts are dry come on it was a parking spot and
07:45there's many around no need to blink yeah you got long-lasting drops