Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new relationship hack that involves holding a kiss with your partner for 6 seconds in order to release oxytocin. It's a rather tame move so we ask listeners to share their DCTF style relationship hacks, which get much more extreme.
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00:00have you seen the six second kissing hack that's been making its way around online
00:13it's supposed to be a great relationship hack oh i might have seen something like this
00:20a place called the gotman institute came up with it based on how long it takes to trigger the
00:26release of oxytocin that's the love hormone that helps us bond with each other and babies and pets
00:35now a quick peck won't do it right it's got to be a full six seconds which seconds is a long time
00:46that's a long time i was gonna say it seems short it's not it's not if you're locking lips with
00:52someone yeah if i'm kissing you for six seconds please don't having sex please don't right
00:58look right at me for a minute i wasn't looking at you pointed right at me looking at anyone really
01:04i'm just saying six seconds means bouncing about well that's what i'm saying making out like i
01:11don't think i can't hold what would be a peck style kiss you couldn't hold that for six seconds you
01:18gotta move you got it's gotta move to the next it would just move to the next motion you would just
01:24you know you'd start kissing kissing right and i think that's what they want you to do they're like
01:29listen forget all this pecking like oh see ya bye bye no they want you to kind of make out every day
01:36here's what i want to ask our listeners just for a quick minute what's your dave and chuck
01:40relationship hack like oh no always down on her rear or whatever it is you know like they say kiss
01:47for six seconds every day but what's your dave and chuck relationship hack that you can share with us
01:53that's mine right there always down on her backside 1-855-954-6969 is the number again 1-855-954-6969 or text us
02:05at four six nine six nine because they want you to kiss for six minutes they think that
02:09that's very pg that is i think if jesse came home from work today and i tried kissing her for six
02:17seconds i think after three she'd push me off yeah what the hell are you doing yeah i can't have sex
02:21right now because there was one about hugging you're supposed to i saw the hugging one and i i tried and
02:26she was like why are you why are you holding me for so long like i have to hit 20 20 seconds or
02:32whatever she's like get away we got stuff to do yeah yeah yeah if it's just if you've got it comes
02:38out of the blue yeah that's not your normal thing your partner's gonna be like what what's happening
02:42here yeah because there is something too about like if you're hugged for a certain amount of time
02:46it's 20 seconds right you eventually get the same type of thing where it releases like all of these
02:52like endorphins and feelings and it's like oh yeah like i love this person and
02:57i mean a great long hug is it's fantastic wonderful it's wonderful absolutely but i mean
03:04this lady says even after i finish keep diddling me what that's crazy yeah i put it in nicer terms
03:14oh she had a lot of rum and lingering and i just
03:18yeah you know the old rum and linger
03:24oh my yeah i knew they would be uh wild yeah well we asked for dave and chuck style relationship
03:34actually we're getting them uh this guy said the pretzel dip move changed our life if i mean the
03:40only thing i can see right now is a man in a v-shaped uh over the top well that's like you got like
03:46got her legs like this or something then where is the illustration give us illustration we need
03:53illustrations whoa oh my goodness i mean that is not an illustration that's porn holy crap that is
03:59porn yeah yeah that's a cool one oh my goodness so that is graphic insertion cheesy beats okay yeah
04:06pretzel dip yeah i love pretzel dip
04:10uh this guy says whoa
04:13pillow under the butt oh well yeah while you dine oh my god oh my goodness gracious
04:23raise it up put it on a platter yeah a little pedestal serving it right to you um slap jason
04:32what i figure you could you could just do my dave magic on those yeah yeah dave magic here slap that
04:41ass uh-huh and let your middle finger hit the back side
04:48hmm
04:49ha ha ha
04:51dang dave and chuck
04:55dave and chuck style relationship hack uh this guy said i always tap or grab my wife's ass every
05:04chance i get mostly in private but occasionally in public let me tell you guys it works she loves it
05:11well you're letting her know i like that ass right i like you i'm into you yeah any movement like that
05:19should work for most people yeah they are into you as well oh yeah yeah like what i've realized is
05:26being like just on my own and i'm like you know flipping through
05:30tiktok or whatever it is and i'll i'll like see like a workout thing i just realized like i would just
05:37if you tried to work out if you lived with me and you were trying to work out i would i just have a
05:42chair down there i would just be like have a chair down be like right no i'm just here to check out
05:47whatever you got whatever you got whatever you're doing so this guy says all day long his relationship
05:52hack rub the taint
05:54while
05:56arriving
05:57huh
05:58loads of oh my god
06:01yeah we got you arrival
06:03arrival
06:04yeah yep
06:06we got you
06:07we got you
06:09this guy says what worked for us the 71
06:11a 69 with oh my two digits yep well well thank you for those extra digits my lady
06:20oh i don't i thought that was on her oh oh i don't know it's not a bit chuck wants your
06:27extra digits i don't know um go to the 75 this guy says i have a pointed chin
06:33i press it against her vertical smile oh my god and she goes off like a fire hydrant
06:43her vertical smile
06:44there's a lovely way to put it
06:46i mean wow holy cow huh
06:48he's got like a natural chin doe
06:50yeah
06:51that's rare
06:53what a mod
06:53what a body mod
06:54that would be funny to go into like a tattoo shop
06:58i got an idea
07:00make it
07:02down
07:03go down
07:04make my chin into a wiener
07:05yeah
07:06a natural chin doe
07:09i mean hey whatever
07:11yeah
07:11whatever
07:13uh
07:14some probably got
07:15some guys probably have like a bigger nose
07:17and they probably take advantage of uh
07:20oh yeah
07:20some stuff
07:21i give my girl slow scalp scratches with my fingernails and call her a good girl
07:28well
07:29that is our relationship hack
07:31well there you go
07:31i mean you just have to find someone that wants to be called a good girl
07:35and then do that and then and then you're it's hacked
07:38the hack that my wife and i both know put your lips on it
07:42well i mean it's universal
07:47it is
07:49it's a universal hack
07:51both ways
07:52i mean just
07:53you gotta find someone who wants
07:54now this is sweet
07:55hmm
07:56i give my wife a kiss on both of her boobies every morning before i leave for work
08:01nah
08:02goodbye honey
08:03goodbye
08:04goodbye
08:04pretty cool
08:07that's nice
08:07i mean it's nice but
08:08once again
08:11you're like
08:12you're risking arousal
08:13you are
08:14yeah
08:14i just keep thinking that chin doe sounds like a martial art
08:18like a black belt in jindo
08:21i practice jindo
08:22i just keep like envisioning this guy what he looks like that face
08:26his skinny chin
08:27it's like the
08:28what's there's like a cartoon character
08:30there's a cartoon guy who's got that big chin
08:32who is it is it from american american daddy is a big one yeah not that one isn't the one i was thinking of
08:43the waluigi
08:45you don't want to
08:46oh wow
08:48wow
08:48that'll get you
08:49even captain hook has a chin
08:51yeah
08:51a lot of cartoon characters with it
08:54yeah
08:54because it always kind of signals like bad guy
08:57right
08:57yes
08:58real sharp chin
09:01this one has testicles on his face
09:03that man has chin balls
09:06imagine what he could do with that
09:07yeah he does
09:08that's what mine looks like under this beard
09:12that's why he had to grow at least
09:16now we know all these years later
09:17just covering up his chin balls
09:19damn it
09:21that's too bad
09:22I don't know
09:22trust