Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Rebel Wilson mentioning a Royal Family orgy she was invited to participate in and imagine what those would be like.
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00:00Rebel Wilson claims a member of the British royal family invited her to a sex and drug-filled medieval-themed orgy.
00:16Yeah.
00:17Of course they did.
00:19What do you think they do?
00:21That's what they do.
00:22That's what they do.
00:24I've always assumed they did.
00:25If you don't think that's what they do, they probably kill someone at that thing.
00:29Stop it.
00:30Every time.
00:31Every time.
00:32You can't be serious.
00:33That's what they do, guys.
00:35It's what they've done forever.
00:39Kill him.
00:39In her memoir, Rebel Rising, which she dropped that bombshell against Sacha Baron Cohen, she said,
00:48I got this last-minute invite to a party.
00:52The guy who invited me is British royalty.
00:57Prince Andrew.
00:59She said, more like 15th in line to the throne.
01:05Uh-huh.
01:06Okay.
01:07She said, the party was insane.
01:09Men were jousting nude on horses.
01:12Yep.
01:12Girls dressed as topless mermaids in the pool.
01:16Mm-hmm.
01:17The property was massive.
01:19It was quite a drive out to the country.
01:22People had been assigned rooms to sleep there overnight.
01:26Oh, yeah.
01:26And things took a turn about two in the morning when servers appeared with sweet treats and
01:33then a huge, a huge private fireworks display.
01:39Yeah.
01:39And a guy comes out with what is, what looks like a tray of candy.
01:46And she said, ooh, candy.
01:47He said, no, this is the molly.
01:49Oh, yeah.
01:50Take your molly.
01:51Just drug-fueled.
01:52He says, it's for the orgy.
01:54Yeah.
01:55The orgy gets started about this time.
01:57Orgy!
01:59The orgy is about to begin!
02:01Gather round!
02:04Disrobe!
02:05Gather round!
02:08That's the orgy?
02:09Yeah, yeah.
02:10The orgy horns have been blown!
02:12Yeah.
02:13Light the fires of orgy!
02:15All these fires, like, start lighting up on all the...
02:20The orgy fires are lit!
02:21Yeah.
02:22Yep.
02:23Remove your clothing!
02:28Fire wenches out of, like, trebuchets.
02:30Oh my god, incredible.
02:31Yep.
02:32Yep.
02:32Fire the wench cannons!
02:33Yep.
02:34Um, she said, it was not a boy-girl ratio that lined up.
02:43Oh, I bet.
02:44But an absolute orgy quickly started.
02:48Hmm.
02:49She claims she had no desire to stick around and take part.
02:54Said she hiked up her damsel dress and got out of there as fast as she could.
02:58I doubt it.
02:59Yes.
03:00Hard to leave a party like that.
03:02Who leaves an orgy?
03:04Yes.
03:04Do they let you leave?
03:06Do they let you leave?
03:06Have you seen too much?
03:08That's true.
03:09Right?
03:10Once you go to one of their orgy parties...
03:12Yeah, you're in.
03:13You're in.
03:14I think you've seen too much.
03:14You saw them kill the peasant.
03:16Right, you saw the sacrifice.
03:18You know?
03:19They had to do that at least once.
03:21I've seen that video.
03:23Wouldn't you have to sign some sort of...
03:26I don't think so.
03:28I don't think she cares much about any of that stuff.
03:30Yeah, I was gonna say, you gotta sell that book.
03:33Her book is crazy, apparently.
03:35Yeah.
03:35Sounds like it.
03:36Do you believe royal orgies have been happening for generations of free money, man?
03:41Yes.
03:42They get whatever they want.
03:44They do stuff you will never know about, and it's so dark.
03:48And weird.
03:49Oh!
03:49Yep.
03:51Oh!
03:52Music's so whimsical, though.
03:54I can't imagine.
03:54Yep, they do...
03:55You can't believe what they're doing to someone who shouldn't even be there.
03:59To this music.
04:01Right.
04:02Oh, boy.
04:03Damn it.
04:04I'm sorry, but it's dark.
04:05Ruined whimsical medieval music for now.
04:07Yeah.
04:07Nope.
04:08Yikes.
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