Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 22-year-old conjoined twin sisters who shared that only one of them has a boyfriend and the show has a lot of questions about that situation.
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00:00all right we've seen a pair of twins like this once before very similar conjoined twins
00:12they had their show remember the two girls yeah whatever happened to them i don't know i don't
00:18want to i think it'll be depressing let's not go down that road again for sex tape or something too
00:22yeah they were involved in dirty stuff we've covered it all this pair of conjoined twins
00:27though another pair like this admit there are a lot of challenges that come with being fused together
00:32including their dating lives yeah well remember the one girl was like dating a guy lupita and carmen
00:38andre 22 years old they were supposed to live three days right they're 22 now right they share
00:48one set of bits yeah and one reproductive system one liver one bloodstream but they say they now
00:57live in tandem well you've got no other choice dave despite their very different views on sex
01:03one of the girls has a boyfriend who she met on hinge this isn't the same twins we've talked no
01:12no no these are uh different this is twins these are new on the scene situation it is the same
01:17situation oh yeah no that's different they're different though but it is the same situation
01:24yeah it's just a really terrible situation it's a horrible situation because i always want i know
01:30this is crazy to talk we talked about it last time too but like it's gotta be like 10 years ago at
01:36least do they both know what's happening down there or does only one of them really feel what's
01:41happening down there or do they does one of them feel what's happening on the left side one of them
01:46feels what's happening on the right side apparently they both because anything they share they both
01:51feel so like if i don't like the guy i just have to grin and bear it right
01:55that's so crazy because the other one even though one's dating the other one considers herself asexual
02:03but also what if the one wants to go down and then you're just and you have to like help because
02:10i believe like one person's in charge of the one arm and then the other person's in charge of the
02:15other arm so do you have to talk can you be like hey can you play with his balls or whatever tickle his
02:20taint tickle his taint no yeah i just cover the other half with a blanket or something
02:26no but i mean then there's only gonna be one hand in play yeah but i mean that tan doesn't
02:31want to be used and honestly how nuts is that guy oh yeah blanket
02:38yeah pillowcase whatever you can find that then you just see the one person
02:44okay you go to sleep now while i have intercourse with your conjoined sister
02:47put this blanket over your head do you prefer a pillowcase also too like what if like in the
02:56middle of your love making you've put the other one right to sleep because they're
03:00and you realize man i'm terrible i am terrible at this so they say we try to come up with compromises
03:07like when we're gonna go out what we're gonna eat what activity we're gonna do
03:13um for the one that's with a boyfriend she's not thinking about marriage yet she'd rather just be
03:20life partners for now with the right person i wonder if they don't do anything sexually yeah
03:27i wonder if that that's how you have to make it work oh what a way to like you're in love with
03:33someone but you know but it's like you're you're just too close well you're one person doesn't want it
03:40i don't know how else to put it it's you know one is asexual i know but asexual doesn't mean i
03:47still want to be right you know so it's just so weird it's such a gray area like if we were conjoined
03:55you couldn't have james over exactly you'd be like i don't want to do this i'm like we're doing it
04:00put a blanket over his head i'd put the blanket over you
04:04put the blanket over dame time to get the dave blanket
04:08dave go to sleep dave dave don't wake up here still i can hear everything what's that i feel
04:17don't that's james's leg that's not our head that's not my leg oh my god
04:24that's my tickle monster oh jesus yep he's gonna tickle us internally if you're not on the same page
04:33sexually it's just a wild the number of questions you've got to both want to date the same person i
04:37think for that ever to work out yeah like i would i could probably sit down and and have like three
04:45hours worth of questions about everything yeah yeah me too you know there's a lot there's a lot of
04:50unanswered things here it's crazy right super crazy super duper crazy i honestly i thought like
04:59the last time this happened with those two girls that we would just never see anything like that
05:04ever again in our lifetimes you know like it's so rare because people pass away yeah they don't make
05:10it that long it's just weird that one controls one leg and one controls the other leg like that that is
05:14really weird to me like how they learn to walk that way i know yeah and that's what i wonder
05:22it's wise yeah like if one of them is in control of it like who decides to pee
05:28or poop who decides do they both know just thinking what a bummer that would be attached to you you'd want
05:35to poop all the time and you have to spend so much time in the bathroom well also i would hate my life
05:40also like i'd be just eating the worst foods while you're trying to eat healthy the solution to all
05:45the problems that you guys would have conjoined would be to put a blanket over dave
05:53only way around it
05:54i never let him out of that blanket dave wouldn't want to see this i better put the blanket on him
06:01oh a lot of watching porn again yeah dave's got the blanket over his head
06:05under the blanket you know what time it is under blanket blanket dave is no good nope