Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the man with the world's longest tongue and then hear from listeners about things their sexual partners could have set world records with in the bedroom.
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00:00uh there's a dude i'm gonna show you who just broke the record for world's longest tongue
00:10not as interested i know i know you're not i know you're not but my question for you guys
00:16listening is did a former partner have something that could have broke a world record for example
00:23world's hairiest b-hole oh my god were you with someone my god that could have broken
00:28a sexual world record my goodness body part a feature something they did this guy nick
00:36still barrel he's now known as the man with the world's longest tongue how long do you think
00:42his tongue is i don't know i would say he gets it five inches i think five inches was like
00:49one of the longest we had talked about before five inches 3.97 inches oh okay classifies him as having
00:57the world's longest tongue it doesn't i mean it's long for sure yeah but when i heard world's
01:02longest i was expecting it to be longer yes they can only be so long he's broken some other records
01:09too he was able to use his tongue to remove five jenga blocks what a dumbass huh wow don't play him
01:18in jenga you want to see him eat three scoops of ice cream nope because i got that video for you oh i
01:22think i have that here too does that is he just licking it i don't need to watch a guy eat ice
01:29cream ever like honestly oh there he is playing tongue jenga you got any popsicle videos of this
01:35guy jason you know the thing is i'll keep looking i feel like james you could also play jenga with
01:42your tongue yeah mine's not that long but i still think the way that he it's not impressive to me the
01:48way he's well no because he's like licking the whole jenga yeah tower trying to find the loose
01:52pieces like you would with your finger and then yeah yeah it's not go for the centerpiece bud who's
01:57siskel or ebert here that's watching he's the official from the guinness to probably make sure
02:01he's not cheating he's trying he's trying to keep it down over there i think he seems a little excited
02:07he was all the tongue action he's like what's that what's that six to twelve he really did show me
02:15what the tongue does yeah so this guy broke the world record for longest tongue what world record
02:24could a former sex partner of yours have broken john's going to start us off here in boston hi john
02:29oh hey uh lisa three-way lisa three-way what was it uh so this girl her bits had uh a dolores if
02:42you will that was extremely long wow her dolores was the old long dolores how long would you say her
02:49dolores was it looked like a small penis if you will wow what's that it was amazing oh amazing
02:59yeah i mean listen it's a category and there are guys that are into the dolores did she um
03:06was she able to get there easier because of that big dolores was she uh easy to please
03:12i would say it was uh you know just as difficult as many as the other women are still we still
03:18couldn't find you couldn't even please her dolores no no it's tough all right john it was difficult
03:23i get you thanks for calling in i don't i mean i know some people are into that
03:28for sure i don't find that i mean whatever but to me there is a point where it's like
03:35what are you doing down there what do you mean what are you what are you there's some woman that
03:40might have one a dolores the size of chucks yeah exactly and then what am i doing what
03:46like if hers if i go down what am i giving you my god you're oraling that's what i'm saying
03:53i mean to me you're a dj a dolores job yeah exactly so to me there's like a gotta be like a cutoff yeah
04:04i love the idea of somebody like talking about what about what they did dude i got this chick over
04:09last night i gave her a dj it was great a dolores job a dolores job um let's go to t-top
04:18yo t-top yes how are you i'm doing fine good to hear i just wanted to jump in on the conversation
04:29yes my ex my ex had a 13 and a half inch long one holy cow t-top you like him big oh boy yeah once
04:40you get that no i like him black
04:43oh well holy crap
04:50wow
04:52now that's how you get into that 13 range
04:58right no he was white italian oh yeah italians are always packing all the italian guys right now
05:07hey oh t-top thank you so much you're welcome you have a good day
05:19all right you too bye-bye bye-bye yeah well you never know yeah you never know
05:24you never know what she'll say you really don't i like him black i like him black
05:29t-top oh t-top oh goodness gracious john's up here next hi john what is the world record
05:42a former sex partner could have broken uh my girlfriend's nipples were the width was about
05:50the size of like a bottle cap and the length was like two inches long maybe like four
05:56so you're talking the actual nipple was between two and four inches like a bottle cap size
06:03did you say between two and four yeah yeah yeah
06:07what i swear yeah that ain't right i've seen uh i've seen um that'd be an nj there
06:16there is a uh there's a performer that similar is out there
06:23four inches that's insane that is absolutely i don't i mean i love nipples okay i'm on record
06:31but i i i don't know if i could love four inch nipples let's let's find the biggest ones
06:38what are we looking for what a longest i guess it'd be longest longest nipples because these
06:43weren't just long they're also i would say they were thick because i don't think he's talking
06:48about like the areola he's talking about the the actual the nip being the size of a bottle cap
06:54somebody texted in saying that's that guy if the girl had horns our goats have nipples that big
06:59oh here we go the woman with the world record for largest nipples we ready are you ready for this
07:06and there we go oh my god almighty little they look like two little dicks sprouting right out of
07:14her look at look at the bottom right look at the bottom right oh god no i think that's what we were
07:20talking about that's what we're getting into look at her areolas they're the size of my head
07:25i'm telling you if you want to get dave going oh no i don't like them oh they're like the things
07:35that pop out of your turkey when it's cooked you show dave some that woman's turkey is done dave
07:41yeah oh they're leaking oh no is that a mamp i don't think so but i don't know whoever it is is
07:52the smallest breasts but the huge oh this was a bad search you guys don't i knew it would be i knew
07:57it would be bad oh wow look at the bottom right there holy cow oh my god there's like donut holes
08:03on her boobs that's not crispy cream glaze no no oh some people have been cursed yeah they have
08:13they really have oh my god that's a that's a dolores yeah there's dolores yeah that's a hell i
08:19wondered what we were looking at for a second hi dave it's me dolores that's where you feel like
08:24you just did a dj look at this nipple sucker over here i don't know can you take a look at how long
08:28that is is that a nipple images of the world's longest nipples i know but i i feel like that is
08:35can't trust that kinky frenchies yeah yeah oh boy we're getting into the wild territory here further
08:43you go down the crazier it gets yeah that guy have a penis or a big nipple down there
08:49i can't see it anymore that's a penis i'm all done um stuff one this i believe woman i'm not sure
08:57said that she was with someone that um as she put it could set the world record for the furthest nut
09:04if he was laying on the bed he could hit the ceiling yeah that's see to me that's once again
09:21i feel like that's a you have a talent i don't really think you're impressing a lot of ladies
09:26with that though i think you're wrong you think women want i think you are dead wrong yes
09:33thousand percent do they want volume everything all of it or is that just what we think they want
09:42nope oh yeah i'm a chicken i would love a dude who could throw ropes
09:49see yeah that's t-top oh my god so many yeah okay yeah there's women that are into it yeah i believe
09:59that there must be some kind of feeling of like i accomplished this thing yeah this one i love a
10:08heavy load up got all this terminology yeah they do so they know yeah