Lisa got back into the world of entertaining and had some guests over but her dog Douglas needs some work on greeting people. Then, Andy shares how he'll never be in the world of entertaining guests and the show imagines what one of his parties would look like.
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00:00finally have people over okay so i have you know with douglas it's been a little rough i bet
00:13and so i haven't had entered i've been entertained in years oh and i used to entertain all the time
00:19we were like professionals at entertaining yeah it's like no one came to the house for years
00:23finally had people come over and i was so nervous because i'm like how is he going to act i mean
00:28he's a great dog but that initial encounter and i know for other people that have dogs probably know
00:34this when they come to the house and they jump on the people you know douglas will jump on them
00:39and get crazy oh i mean he did good but he did it was like rough in the beginning everyone's like
00:44kids are crying oh yeah oh yeah so he was just bowling over kids you know he was but he was
00:52excited so i gotta train i guess yeah he'll lose that a little bit as he gets older i think
00:58i would have thought i would have thought he would have by now he's four already the greetings it's
01:03that great does anybody have advice like what do you do i have treats in the pocket i i don't know
01:08what to do i mean after that though he's great there are some things that people um will do and i know
01:16that like when my dog was like trained they did they stopped you had went professional they stopped
01:22that but like the little guy he went through all that stuff and he doesn't give a crap he still he'll
01:27jump all over you i know like it's it's easier when a dog's all like it didn't take long it took
01:33a few minutes and he would be and then he's kissing your face yeah you know and everybody it's all good
01:37he's just such a big dog it's a lot it's a lot like walking exactly he's like oh my god oh my god
01:43you're staying you're here to see me you know like my new family yeah he's yeah he's pumped he's like
01:50people are moving in he's like my parents are losers they don't have friends are you you were
01:55friends with them you know that yeah i thought they didn't know anyone so but it all it all went
02:00well thank god and and the food went good everything like oh i didn't lose it i didn't lose this
02:05entertaining thing does douglas try to get the food or is he cool about that at my house when i took him
02:12to my mom's he was terrible he tried to eat the ham and everything but at my house we had pizza he
02:17loves cheese he didn't he just sat there and he was really good oh wow that's amazing but that initial
02:24greeting is what i have to work on so yeah my girlfriend's one dog toaster he's got this
02:30i love that name by the way it's a great name it's got to see those dogs on your social on instagram
02:34on vacation toaster was yeah toaster's the man yeah he's awesome but he does this weird thing where he
02:40won't like eat your food but he'll like lick the air around it he's like you're not gonna do anything
02:45with the air around that are you like he's just trying to get a little bit of the taste yeah he just
02:50licks the air around it like if you have a like a bottle of water or something with a like some
02:54condensation he'll like lick that he's like you're not gonna do anything with that i'm gonna i know
02:58you don't drink the condensation he's like i want the condensation you know that like that's his thing
03:04but he does it like the air around the food he's just like i'm not in your food i'm just gonna lick
03:10around i'm entertaining is so it's good i'm glad to be back in the game but that's one thing i may never
03:16do entertain i can't imagine oh if you ever entertained i would love to go to like an
03:24energy oh i don't know what i do i'd have to wear i'd wear a tuxedo just because i'd wear a tuxedo
03:29there'd be hors d'oeuvres yes i love that idea and an andy party i'd have a silver hors d'oeuvres
03:35tray oh my god look at andy's in a tux deviled eggs yeah maybe deviled eggs oh i made the deviled
03:42eggs with love yeah and we're screening dune tonight it would either be unsolved mysteries
03:48or dune we'd have to sit and watch it it'd be a dune we all have to dress like we're in dune
03:54yeah but i'm like wear your dune clothes come over i'll get the long table out we'll all sit
03:58and we'll watch dune and then afterwards if you want to party you want to stay late we'll watch
04:02the entire run of the 20 years of unsolved mysteries and there's an entree a cheeseburger
04:07from the barbecue cheeseburger of your life yeah all right that's how you entertain i'd love to be
04:14entertained by that oh my god amazing cd party with the speaking of like entertaining so like a lot of
04:22the stuff that has been going on in my little universe are all these like graduation parties
04:26from like you have to go to any yes okay tell me about it well i mean they're just you're enjoying
04:31yourself oh that's great it's great times but what happens is you know like i've coached all these
04:37boys uh you know for a really long time they're all friends with rowan so like they're having these
04:41graduation parties and sometimes you have like two on two three in the same day same weekend like
04:48everyone's kind of doing it and i still have way more to come but uh in doing all this stuff and
04:55i've seen them to me the best thing you can do is go somewhere where like you some people have
05:02decided like hey it's going to be at this park and there are this this park also caters some food i'm
05:08like that's how to do it because i've seen the other ones where people do it like on their front lawn
05:12oh yeah and like in their backyard and i'm like man but that's like all your stuff like you're gonna
05:18have to clean like anything that breaks is like your stuff that broke and so obviously rowan is
05:26going to graduate next year and so the conversations have already started about like uh oh there's no way
05:33i can have it at the other house because it just doesn't make sense and what did i do we did oh you
05:40offered to have it at your house please why would you do that but what is the your because i don't
05:46have anything go like entertainment wise like uh listen so the my the other i don't have a pool i
05:52don't have anything you're trying to keep people out of your pool out of the pool she is she is and
05:56but not even that just like uh the space because the pool takes up the majority of that other backyard
06:02i see so i have something called space which is terrible it turns out having some backyard space
06:0910 up so i don't know everything party supply people over set it up but balloons i think the
06:16problem with me is if you i mean trust me it's gonna be all that i'm not doing it but but but
06:23space will be used but the the thing is what happens with me is like i can only hear stuff for so long
06:29and so like there was the you know it would be like the kids would be dropped off and then there
06:34would be the small conversation that would happen and it was always like we're doomed we're doomed
06:39next year we're doomed it's gonna be doomed doom doom and i was like and finally i just can't hear
06:44it anymore so i am just like do it here just do it here and then all the doom goes away everything's
06:50fine just do it here i don't want to hear it anymore we'll just do it here oh boy and so that is
06:55kind of like what happened and um so now i will have to put a tux on yeah and do some of that which
07:04i'm not really looking will they use your bathroom or are you gonna do an outdoor bathroom i don't i
07:09assume that they would just use my bathroom how many people i don't know it's hundreds isn't like
07:15all of these things are hundreds you can't have a port-a-potty we'll in a port oh god i can't have a
07:21port-a-potty at my place it's better than having just hundreds of people yes i never thought of it
07:27see that's a problem i just was like do it i'm so tired of hearing it don't talk to me anymore about
07:33it we'll do it here oh you have that was a bad call is it is it as bad as now i think it is well
07:39you're gonna be involved you have to be involved in stuff in the planning process i didn't realize
07:44that like having space in your yard is like the equivalent of having like being the buddy with the
07:48the pickup truck that's what i feel like dude that's what i feel like i'm like in the middle
07:53of helping someone move yeah but i just i i don't know like i don't i didn't think it all the way
08:01through i never even thought about the bathroom thing until you guys are saying this
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