Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Florida man who had his throat cut by a lounge chair in a freak accident and think about the strange ways everyone on the show might die.
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00:00we'll start in florida where the leg of a lounge chair almost ended the life of old charles lee
00:13chairs are nothing to mess with it's a very crazy story how it all happened for this poor guy
00:23wfts tv has his story let's listen in here if we can
00:27so i grabbed this chase lounger i was gonna move it over here charles lee describes how a leg on a
00:35lounge chair almost killed him he was moving a lounger when a gust of wind knocked him off his
00:41feet into his pool the leg of the chair piercing his throat and oh my god
00:48oh jesus not expecting that oh god piercing his throat piercing his throat i thought he was like
00:59you know got him in the belly or something like
01:02knocked him out in the pool and he almost drowned to death that's what i was waiting
01:08you know it pierced his throat it pierced his throat guys super crazy here it is and it's scary
01:16i will never ever carry this uh or or lay on it again uh it's it's served its uh purpose and i'll
01:23probably buy plastic next time julie salomon abc action news something buy something a little more
01:28weight yeah man plastic chairs gonna kill him put them where you want them and leave them be what
01:33you gotta rearrange it he's gonna die to a plastic chair i can guarantee it you think so yes
01:40this one was supposed to kill him this one was supposed to kill him i love how he says that
01:45you know angels were looking out for him i see the same thing it's like but you got hit by a chair
01:50yeah it's like they were half-assed looking because they let one cut your neck wide open and they're
01:55like oh god oh my god we weren't paying attention oh boy yeah i think he's got a bunch of screw up
02:01angels yeah you got real half-assed angel and it saved him at the end of the day but it sure did
02:09let him get his throat i think the angels were just as shocked by the situation as he was oh yeah
02:13they're like we turn our back for two minutes to fly around do angel stuff and you get your throat
02:18exactly that's probably it and then they're like he's just moving a chair we can take a break it's
02:22just god messing with them that gust of wind slicing his throat open god is so funny he's mysterious
02:29what a way to go out though can you imagine being i'm in my pool and i've got a lounge chair through
02:36my throat and then i'm thinking well this is it this could be how you die yeah that could be how
02:41you die from a kettlebell exactly true i did almost you're gonna listen i hate to say it but when you
02:47go it's gonna be weird no stop it no it's gonna be weird forbid no it's gonna be weird no when you go
02:54one of us has to go weird and you know it no we're not all gonna get lucky well it's chuck luck
02:59chuck luck will be yeah i know how i'm going i already know how i'm gonna die beach umbrella or
03:06something no uh but i mean it's possible i won't go to it'll be the top one time i go to the beach
03:11right that's chuck luck yeah you hated the beach always the one time you go you're impaled by a
03:16i just know you're it's i'll just say this when you die it's gonna be your fault i hope not i do
03:24i think so it's just natural i think so damn you know andy they're gonna be like well he didn't
03:32take care of himself got up to something the rings on his trees they tell some stories james i bet
03:39explodes he just blows up somehow something you know it'll be the grand i'll take it thought about
03:46it'll be the grand yeah the grand finale of something kaboom yeah you think it'll explode
03:55finally become a viral perfect yeah finally i made my dreams come true most viewed clip of all time
04:05took my entire my entire life my entire existence and actually my this is my life yeah to make it
04:11happen lisa will die naturally at like 112 right lisa is gonna live forever yeah 112 i hope not got
04:19112 that sounds painful i know you're living forever you'll be the most flexible old lady
04:25yoga she's gonna be the old lady yoga people yeah totally yeah i still do it
04:32right behind her head yeah i heard a couple old tricks
04:37pretzel
04:39that's lisa
04:42she's definitely gonna see all of our ends
04:46oh yeah absolutely one by one she will lay us she'll have like a uh some kind of photo on
04:52our wall it'll be all all of us there's another one bites of dust
04:56i'm dropping like flies
04:59her james blew up today
05:00shuck died 25 years ago
05:04heart exploded
05:06oh my god
05:06oh no
05:08oh
05:09well that's
05:10found andy in a mountain of drugs
05:13he was literally crushed by them
05:16yeah
05:17it's not how you thought it would be
05:20no he didn't even do them all
05:21crushed by a mountain of them
05:24a mountain of drugs crushed him
05:26yeah
05:26dave fell into that sausage making machine
05:29that'd be weird
05:36that's not
05:37that's not how i want to go
05:38jason died kayaking
05:40yeah
05:41that's probably right
05:42al
05:43al will probably still be alive
05:44yeah
05:45he'll be my friend
05:46he'll be my friend
05:47al died in a tragic shuffleboard accident
05:52when he was
05:53in his 30s
05:5448
05:54shuffleboard
05:59jumped up and bit him right in the head
06:02that was it
06:03he was gone
06:04it's a more dangerous sport than you think
06:06yeah
06:06goodness
06:07i hope none of those come true
06:08no
06:09they're probably all more accurate than any of the fortunes that magician told looking at people's feet
06:12yeah
06:13probably
06:13it's not what a thing
06:14but
06:14it is
06:15lisa you're gonna be one of those super old ladies
06:17oh yeah
06:18we'll see
06:18they'll ask you what your secret
06:19and you'll be like
06:20jen i'm laughing
06:21exactly
06:22she's even going to be on the news with that
06:24yeah
06:24one of these
06:27someone said james will die
06:31when a battery powered dildo in his ass explodes
06:33that's embarrassing
06:35could be a worse way to go out
06:36i just imagine him crushed by a giant donger statue
06:39oh that could happen too
06:41that could happen
06:42i'll be like that penis
06:43in korea or whatever
06:44trying to climb the giant donger
06:46and topples over and just crushes me
06:48get smashed by two huge balls
06:50oh my lord
06:51that's more likely
06:52i just know it's gonna be
06:55it'll be something epic
06:56you'll have the most epic of all of ours