Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Florida who broke into someone's home claiming to be a time traveler and that he needed to save their baby from a future event.
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00:00Man, Florida's effed up.
00:10Police in Ocala, Florida say that Daniel Dinkins believes he's a time traveler.
00:17I believe him.
00:19How many people in Florida think they're time travelers?
00:2317%.
00:243%.
00:253%.
00:25At least.
00:26Dinkins was arrested and charged with burglary after breaking into a home.
00:32I guess he threw a brick through a window of the house.
00:36Here's the weird part.
00:38I'm not sure how I would react to this.
00:41He said, I'm from the future.
00:45Yes.
00:47There's a baby sleeping in that room that I need to save from a future event.
00:54So if I did have a baby sleeping in that room?
00:58You don't, though.
00:59I know.
01:00But if I did, and they don't make that clear, wouldn't you be like, oh.
01:06I'd have to size him up, I think.
01:07Wouldn't you be like, what?
01:09Does he look like a homeless man?
01:11Do you think he's a homeless man?
01:11A time traveler that knows about your baby?
01:13No, I shoot him right in the head.
01:14He's a stalker.
01:15That's scary.
01:16Wouldn't I feel horrible if something did happen to my baby?
01:20Well.
01:20I think you can rest easy because his last name's Dinkins.
01:22I think at the Time Corps.
01:24Yeah.
01:24The Time Corps has their meeting, and they're going, they're like, you know, officer this,
01:28officer that.
01:29Where's Officer Dinkins?
01:30He got arrested.
01:31We can't send Dinkins.
01:33Yeah, we can't send Dinkins.
01:34Never should have named your baby John Connor.
01:36Exactly.
01:37Um, no.
01:40No, Dave, you don't think anything of that.
01:41I don't think so.
01:42You think, oh my God, psychopaths stalking me.
01:45No, I think it would get in.
01:46If I did have a sleeping baby in that room, I'm like, well, how did he know?
01:50And there are no time travelers.
01:52I'm not like I'm going to give him my baby, but I'm just saying maybe that I like.
01:55Come on in.
01:56You know how you know there's not a time traveler because AI is going to kill us all.
02:01So you know there's no time travelers, guys.
02:04Yeah.
02:05Anyway, unless they've sent their own.
02:08Well.
02:09Okay.
02:10All right.
02:10Don't trust it.
02:12That's exactly the Terminator movie.
02:14He did take a little dip in their pool, too.
02:16Oh, boy.
02:17You know.
02:18Got to freshen up.
02:18Got to save your baby.
02:19As soon as I take a little swim.
02:24Oh, no.
02:24Yeah, here's the dude.
02:25You can check him out at DaveAndJunkTheFreak.com.
02:27I'd be so mad because I'd be like, no, like we still go bald in the future?
02:31We get time travel, but yet you're still, your hair's still thin?
02:35I can't stop you time travel, but you can't stop hair loss.
02:38Oh, well, come on.
02:39If you can time travel.
02:41If we're figuring out time travel, you have to know that the only way we decided to do
02:47that is because we fixed boners.
02:50We fixed hair loss.
02:53I just like the idea of the captain of the time course sitting outside his jail cell,
02:56just like you had to go for a swim, didn't you?
02:59You know I did.
03:00You were just supposed to save that baby.
03:02I know you think I'm not.
03:03You know we don't have water in the future.
03:04But I do think it would, it would nag at me.
03:08Like, it's like, you know, finding, they say, do you, would you like to know when you're
03:12going to die?
03:13Right?
03:13That always be in your head.
03:15It's that wonder of like, oh God, is my baby going to be okay?
03:19Did that guy really know?
03:20Was he psychic that, you know?
03:22Right.
03:23I know that.
03:23When you look at that guy, it's okay.
03:26I don't think he's a time traveler as much as he gets into mushrooms.
03:29Yeah.
03:32I guess.
03:33Again, I wouldn't hand him my baby.
03:34He also dove right in your pool.
03:35He did.
03:35True.
03:36True, yeah.
03:37There was some.
03:38That'd be upsetting.
03:39Like, if it seemed serious, like if he sat down and had a briefcase and like some documents.
03:44A briefcase makes you serious.
03:46That's all it takes.
03:48If you come to Chuck's house with a briefcase and say you're a time traveler, he is letting
03:52you right in.
03:53Who's carrying around a briefcase?
03:55The official documents from the time corps.
03:57No one carries a briefcase.
04:01Chuck's house, just bring a briefcase.
04:02If he has a futuristic briefcase with documents that back it up, then I'm like, he tells me
04:11the score of the basketball game that night.
04:14Let me see your official time traveler documents.
04:16He tells me the score of the basketball game.
04:19You'd have to.
04:19You'd be here until this game is over.
04:20I mean, and then we're going to make a lot of money.
04:23And then we know how to scam Chuck now.
04:26I'm just saying he'd have to have something official.
04:32Official.
04:33He would.
04:34Time travelers have a briefcase.
04:36Most of them.
04:37They do.
04:38That's where they keep their documents.
04:39That's they keep the stuff they're bringing back.
04:41I'm trying to think if the guy from Bill and Ted's who came back.
04:44He did not.
04:45He did not have it.
04:46No, I don't believe.
04:47But that's just a movie.
04:48We're talking real life.
04:49We're talking real life.
04:50You're right.
04:51You're right, Andy.
04:53I also like how close Dave was to handing over baby Zane.
04:56But if the guy goes in his pool, he's going to drown him.
04:58Yeah.
04:58Well, yeah.
05:00Priorities, right?
05:01Priorities.