Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an angry chubby Florida man who pummeled an old man after an altercation outside of an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freak salute, the douchebag of the day.
00:08I'm starting the Tampa area here for this douchebag.
00:12What to me looks like an angry chubby guy.
00:16Oh, we're some of the worst.
00:19You'd think he'd be happy.
00:21He was leaving an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.
00:24Well, a lot can go wrong in there, Dave.
00:26Those can be an emotional rollercoaster.
00:28Yeah, a lot can go wrong.
00:30An emotional rollercoaster.
00:31Andy's right.
00:32I've never heard it described that way.
00:34Oh, are they going to have the things I want?
00:37Are they going to tell me I have to stop?
00:40So many things.
00:43Well, this angry chubby man is accused of assaulting an elderly man outside that Chinese buffet.
00:51Loose some weight.
00:52And he's now been arrested after turning himself into police.
00:56When you're talking to me.
00:57I told you to lose some weight and save some food for the rest of us.
01:03I'm going to give you a little run and start here.
01:06I'm going to get going.
01:07I can't move too well because I'm old.
01:10He can't move too well because he's big.
01:12That skull looks pretty brittle.
01:16He's got his paw on me.
01:18That's it.
01:18Yeah, I mean, if you get your paws on him, that's it.
01:22The Winter Haven Police Department said it was looking for Donald Walker after he was seen on video attacking a 73-year-old man outside this all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet in this plaza.
01:36What happened was Walker was already in his pickup truck leaving, but he almost hit the old guy, and the old guy just slammed his hand.
01:47Hey!
01:48What's in here?
01:50I can't get out of here.
01:51Why is it here working?
01:52He then started yelling at the guy for nearly hitting him with his truck.
01:58Oh, yeah.
01:58Yeah.
02:00So Walker got out of the truck and punched the living hell out of this old man.
02:07Well.
02:08You'll see the video of that here.
02:11So this is after the alter case.
02:14There's no sound.
02:15Well, there's someone watching security video, I guess.
02:18Let's see.
02:18Punch him in the face.
02:19Oh, that wasn't too bad.
02:20No, that's not it.
02:21That's not it.
02:22He's not done.
02:22The old man's still yelling at him.
02:24Oh, okay.
02:25And then he comes back, and then he pushes him to the ground, and then he just pummels him.
02:28Oh, and then pummels him.
02:29Okay, well, that guy's got to go to jail.
02:32I mean, he's...
02:34I'm still fine!
02:39The old man manages to get up again.
02:41He goes back for more.
02:42I ate ten of your rights like nothing.
02:45Like you eat shrimp at the all-you-can-eat buffet.
02:50That was a big dude.
02:52He is.
02:52He pummeled him.
02:53He had like, you could see the sweat on his back from far away.
02:57That's how...
02:57That was just from eating.
02:58Yeah, that was just from that buffet.
02:59So what happened there, after the first punch, the old man said, I'm calling 911 and tried
03:06to reach for his jitterbug.
03:08Oh, yeah.
03:08But that's when the guy came back out to punch him.
03:11Then he grabbed his phone, and he threw it away.
03:13So he was captured on surveillance video walking out of the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet, and they got numerous tips identifying him after that.
03:24I mean, they're going to know who he is.
03:25He paid...
03:26You know, he paid for food or whatever, so...
03:29He turned himself in at the Polk County Jail, but they didn't say what charges he's facing.
03:35There's his mugshot right there.
03:37Oh, that's the guy.
03:38That's the guy.
03:39That guy.
03:39That's the guy.
03:40That did it.
03:41Get his church.
03:42Oh, my God.
03:43It's perfect.
03:45Oh, crap.
03:45It is perfect.
03:46He looks exactly like somebody whose news title would be, just ate at Chinese buffet.
03:53Yeah, it's scrolling.
03:56Yep.
03:57You know what you mean?
03:58That was me.
04:01Yeah.
04:02Oh, my gosh.
04:03Yeah.
04:04Yeah, he spends a lot of time there.
04:06He's an exact representation of the voice that we do.
04:08Yep.
04:09Oh, yeah.
04:09It's so funny.
04:11He's probably got, like, a frequent member card at that Chinese buffet, right?
04:16I know exactly who that guy is.
04:18Leads me out of the house at home every single weekend.
04:22Oh, that guy's a real son of a bitch.
04:25Oh, that's funny.
04:26Always wants to bring out the more food.
04:29People need to see this picture.
04:31Yeah.
04:31Yeah, I'll tweet it out.
04:33If you go to twitter.com slash Dave and Chuck, you can see this angry chubby thief.
04:38Don't you know you, even though an old man, listen, I understand there are times you got
04:43to beat up an old man.
04:44He's got a gun.
04:45He's got something.
04:45You got to beat up an old man.
04:48The fact that an old man just gets angry and yells at you, you do have to kind of, like
04:54Dave almost killed that one old man in the parking lot.
04:56I didn't kill him.
04:57I got angry with him, but I didn't kill him or put my hands on him.
04:59Right.
05:00See, but even then, even one person I would have thought, oh, Dave made a mistake and
05:05he smacked an old man.
05:06You didn't even smack an old man.
05:09You just know they're angry.
05:10Their life's almost over.
05:12It's not a lot.
05:13They don't care.
05:15I feel like there might be some old dudes that are like, man, I'm going to go harass people
05:20at the Chinese buffet today.
05:21It sounds like a cool idea.
05:23I don't know if you should.
05:25That's their day.
05:26Yeah, pickleball's not until four o'clock tonight, so.
05:28This is on the schedule, harass man at a Chinese buffet.
05:31Yeah, early in the day, I like to go there and harass the fat people walking out of the
05:34Chinese buffet.
05:35It's true.
05:35Your family always told you to go get a hobby.
05:38It's just weird, your hobby.
05:39I mean, it's fun.
05:40It's fun seeing them be sad about what they just ate.
05:43You do.
05:43You have a ball.
05:44I do.
05:45I really let them have it.
05:46I let them know how fat they are and how gross it is.
05:47What do you say?
05:48What kind of things do you say to them?
05:49I say, hey, fatty.
05:51How is that?
05:52Is there any of you crab rangoons left?
05:55Nope.
05:55Probably not, huh?
05:57How mad are those people at you?
06:00Yeah.
06:01All kinds of horrible things.
06:03Wow, that's not very nice.
06:04It's his hobby.
06:05It's his number one hobby.
06:07That's right, Nate.
06:08Wanted me to do something.
06:10Said it keeps me busy.
06:11Keep active, they said.
06:12If you don't do something, you die.
06:14That's right.
06:15Well, if you want to see the angry chubby guy who beat up the old man, twitter.com slash
06:20Dave and Chuck.
06:21By the way, the story says Tampa, but it's Winter Haven, which is outside of Orlando.
06:25He looks like a sad man who just ate at a Chinese buffet and then beat up an old man
06:33and now is going to jail.
06:35Absolutely.
06:35He was very sad.
06:36Maybe he was sad with himself that he ate so much.
06:39Yeah, it looks like he's sad with himself.
06:41You can tell him by the way his mouth is.
06:43He doesn't talk like this a little bit.
06:45He's getting fat in the lips.
06:51You don't want to get fat in the lips.
06:54No, we try not to.
06:55That's not good.
06:56It happens.
06:56Not good at all.
06:57It can happen.
06:57But you beat the crap out of an old guy, you're going to do some time for that.
07:00Crimes Against Seniors are not taken lightly.
07:02Fucking hell.
07:03No.
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07:05No.