Plead The Fifth: Orlando Talks About Covering Up His Nipples With Band-Aids Before Going On Stage!
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00:00I want you to name a time where you got mad or disciplined your daughters
00:04but later realized you were in the wrong.
00:07Ooh.
00:10What?
00:11That happens sometimes.
00:12Name a time where, you know, you got into it with your daughters,
00:16you disciplined them, or you got mad at them,
00:18and then later on you realized you were in the wrong.
00:22Let's see.
00:24There was...
00:26I mean, there have been a couple of times that I was like, I had it wrong.
00:34Like, I remember she was supposed to like, oh, I was with their dog.
00:42They were having like an issue with picking up after their dog.
00:47And...
00:48That is so annoying.
00:48They always promise they're going to clean up and all this stuff
00:51and take care of the dog, and then usually it doesn't happen.
00:53And it was like, you know, going out to walk the dog,
00:55and my neighbor saw him like out without one of the towel,
00:58one of the like little baggies or whatever.
01:00So they...
01:01Oh, to clean up after them.
01:02So they knew they weren't going to be picking it up.
01:04And so I got on them or whatever and was like, listen, you know,
01:07you asked for the dog, you got to do this, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:09And so like I set the bar, and then when I came back one day
01:14and saw like some mess, I thought it was the dog,
01:18and I came in and went off, and my daughter was just sitting there,
01:21and she's like, daddy, and then my neighbor came back as I was yelling
01:25and came back to the grass because he had left the baggie,
01:28and he came to pick it up.
01:30It was his dog.
01:30Oh!
01:32And I was just like, oh, okay.
01:35That sucks.
01:35I'm like, all right, well, y'all understand,
01:37and they were just looking at me like, you such a...
01:38You didn't even admit it.
01:39Like under their breath.
01:40I mean, they knew because they saw me see him picking it up,
01:43and I was like, oh, damn.
01:45And they were just looking at me like, really?
01:47And I'm like, oh, well, you see how they're like, daddy,
01:50we told you we're going to do it, and I was riding on them
01:54because I just wanted to make sure because you can make somebody sick,
01:56some other dog sick, you know, neighborhood is watching,
01:59so I, you know, yeah.
02:01And they've probably done it before.
02:02I went off on that, but it wasn't them, and they, you know,
02:04so they were pretty good with it now.
02:06But at the beginning, it was a little janky.
02:08Now they didn't have the perfect excuse for the next time.
02:10Yeah, that's what I did.
02:11I did give it.
02:12I caught an L on that one.
02:13Well, Orlando, I always want to know about your sex life,
02:15and you get really mad at me.
02:17I mean, why does it always have to go there with you?
02:20Because it just.
02:21We ask you sex questions, and they get mad at us.
02:23Yeah.
02:23And I'm like, so you get to just bust on us?
02:25Right.
02:26It's your turn now.
02:27So, okay, I was thinking about, you know, you're dating.
02:31Maybe you thought about online dating, maybe not here or there.
02:33But let's talk about the expectations of sex and dating Orlando.
02:38Okay, so how many dates do we need to go on,
02:42does a woman need to go on with you before there's an expectation of sex?
02:47How many days does it take to get you in bed?
02:53I just.
02:54Come on.
02:55I hate your question.
02:58I like them.
02:59I don't have an expectation for it.
03:02Like, I mean, to be, to keep it absolutely a buck, I don't have,
03:05like, because there's some people where it could happen first day.
03:08Yeah.
03:09And I never expect that, because I'm like, if I go out with somebody,
03:13I don't expect it to come down to, all right, yeah, it's going to happen.
03:17I just, you know, I don't, it's not that I don't think I'm worthy of it.
03:21It's just I don't have that.
03:23That's an unreal expectation for everybody to just be, like,
03:25feet to Jesus by 9 o'clock.
03:27That's just, that's not a good look.
03:28So I don't expect too much, but, you know, after date,
03:34like, I would, if I had to put a number on it for the sake of an answer,
03:37after date four?
03:41Four dates.
03:42After date four, maybe.
03:43Like, I think maybe, you know, then I would be like,
03:46damn, is this going to happen?
03:47Like, you know, in my mind, I wouldn't say anything,
03:49and I don't really have an expectation, but if I had to pick a hard number,
03:53four.
03:54You want her to wait a little bit.
03:55I don't want to just be like, because if you do it with me immediately,
03:58I think you'd have done it with other people immediately.
04:00Yeah.
04:00So you ain't, I ain't, I don't own you.
04:02So you still do it.
04:03I had dinner with somebody else, you know, like maybe a couple weeks ago.
04:06So did he, did he smash too?
04:08Like, I got too many questions.
04:09If it's too easy for me, I think, I don't need to be there.
04:11I just like, you'll judge.
04:13You'll take advantage and go ahead and sleep with the person, but.
04:16I ain't saying I would do all that.
04:17I'm just saying.
04:18You asked me for a hard number.
04:19Okay.
04:20Four.
04:20Four.
04:21Four is the number.
04:21Four is my answer.
04:22All right.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Do you have another question for him?
04:25Because I got one about secrets.
04:28Okay.
04:28What?
04:28I did it.
04:29I do, but I kind of want to know some Orlando secrets.
04:31So I'm going to give it to you.
04:32Okay.
04:33All right.
04:33I was thinking about like you, we talk about so much stuff on the show.
04:38Is there something you haven't admitted?
04:39Is there like a secret, like something we don't know about?
04:43We know everything about you.
04:44Is there something you do by yourself alone?
04:47Maybe that no one knows about.
04:50You weren't healed at home.
04:51I don't know.
04:51I don't know what you're talking about.
04:52Like I do a lot of things alone.
04:54How about name something that you do that a lot of people don't know about that helps
05:02you with your, your health or maintenance, you know, maintenance, something with maintenance,
05:08something that you do because you're a vampire.
05:11I mean, you look young.
05:14You guys try to suck up already.
05:16Yeah.
05:17For real.
05:17I'm trying to, because I know I'm going to do pre-definite at some point.
05:20Yeah.
05:21You're going to, you're definitely going to get this heat back.
05:23Um, I mean, I don't know about secret, like what secrets do I, um, have like, and you
05:28said maintenance, like something like beauty, like beauty regimen or something.
05:32Like, do you bend over in the mirror to make sure like everything's taken care of?
05:37Like, what do you do?
05:38Okay.
05:39No, I don't.
05:40I do not.
05:41There's something that you do though.
05:42Oh, okay.
05:43All right.
05:44She said bend over in the mirror.
05:46Like I've never, I've never bent over in a mirror ever in my life.
05:49And now you just set up one of your questions.
05:52Cause we going to definitely ask you about why you do that.
05:55Uh, I, okay.
05:56I do have, I do have one secret and I mean, it's not a secret.
05:59Well, I guess, uh, okay.
06:03So in my car, you're not even have the middle console where you pop it over in my car.
06:09I have a lot of, you know, junk like most people do, but I have a full on, you know,
06:13those, you know, those bandaid boxes and they got like a hundred band-aids in them.
06:18Yeah, of course.
06:19It's like a little thin and it's like, you know, all of them stacked in.
06:22I have that in my car and I got it specifically because I was getting ready to go do an event
06:29and I, my nipples were showing through my shirt.
06:34They were, they were showing through my shirt.
06:36It was like, I mean, I just, I, you know me, I'm, I'm an immature dude.
06:42And if I see nipples, I'm focused on them.
06:44And so if I see mine, I'm like, oh my God.
06:47And so I went and bought band-aids to go over my, I have very unruly nipples.
06:53So I bought band-aids to go over my joints.
06:56So I would be flush on standing up there on stage.
07:00So you were distracted by your own nipple.
07:02I was.
07:02And so now when I'm in the car and I like, when I'm, when I look at myself before I get
07:07ready to go to work and I see like some protrusions, I'll get in the car and while I'm driving to
07:13work, I'll be under my shirt.
07:14You still do it?
07:15You still have nipple covers?
07:18Oh my God.
07:19Get off the floor, man.
07:23Listen, you asked, you asked about it.
07:26I'm just saying.
07:26You know, for those days that you wear your tuxedo with no shirt on there.
07:29I mean, I'm just saying, it's like certain times I just, you know, if I got a light shirt
07:33on and it's.
07:34You know, they have actual nipple covers.
07:36Yeah, but I'm not doing all that.
07:37I mean, I would, listen, I was good until you actually asked, but I'm like, yeah, okay.
07:41You have mandated covers for your nipples.
07:43Listen, I do.
07:44I, nobody, I, yeah.
07:46Okay.
07:47All right.
07:47Anyway.
07:47This person wants your assessment of the new one, Rich.
07:52It says, do you have any critiques for Rich?
07:55Is there anything he can improve in?
07:57And what do you think he's doing well at?
07:59I already know what he is.
08:02There might be more.
08:03No, no.
08:04I mean, I honestly, I, I mean, Rich is, uh, Rich has been on the air.
08:08So, I mean, he has like his own way.
08:11And so it's almost like you have to train him in how we, we fit with each other in the
08:16room, but he's, he's capable of doing a job.
08:19Of course, that's how he got it.
08:20But, uh, but as far as like critiques, um, he's, he's a little, uh, like we've talked
08:26about this.
08:27His voice is a little aggressive.
08:28He pops his, his mic a lot, you know, cause he's got like a loud voice, which is ironically
08:34like, you know, the same as Dobby.
08:36Cause Dobby was the loudest person in the room ever, you know?
08:39So I'm used to dealing with that.
08:40It's just Rich got a, uh, a Marge SimCity kind of voice.
08:44And so it kind of, yeah, exactly.
08:48Um, but, but I mean, you know, his, and, and, and it's kind of like, um, it's kind of like
08:53having a puppy, like a puppy is doing too much at the same, like you're trying to keep it
08:58focused.
08:58Like Rich will be running around.
09:00He'll start having a conversation with you.
09:01And I'm like, Hey, there's somebody on the line.
09:03Like, I got to keep reminding them and stuff, but that just comes with newness.
09:06So I'm used to that with, you know, like transitions and stuff.
09:09So yeah, so he's all right.
09:11He can stay.
09:12What does he do?
09:12Well, uh, what does he do?
09:14Well, you know what?
09:16He honestly, he's, he's, he don't want to tell me.
09:23Wait, cause I'm, I'm trying to like, okay.
09:25So like, cause like Dobby, Dobby, I'm not trying to put him in that position of trying to replace,
09:32you know, Dobby, but he's replacing the role.
09:34And I, I've already seen him fall into the like check on Meredith thing.
09:39The, the, the thing is like, he's like, Hey Meredith, do you need something from the
09:42kitchen?
09:42Do you need anything?
09:43And I'm like, you know what?
09:44I don't know if it's chivalry or if it's just like this brother, sister bond or whatever,
09:48or what if he's trying to pick it up from him.
09:50But I'm like, he didn't ask me that I need anything.
09:52And you got asked like six times and I'm like, okay, so we protect the way the woman.
09:57That's just all.
09:58That's the way it is.
09:58I'm okay with that.
09:59I don't like that, but, but, but that's, you know, I get it.
10:03I get it.
10:03That's my work wife.
10:04I get it.
10:04She's the blonde and I'm, I'm over here not.
10:07So yeah.
10:08So I get that.
10:09All right.
10:09What, what else?
10:10All right.
10:10Oh, name a sexual experience that went totally South and ended up opposite of the way you
10:17hoped.
10:19Ooh, maybe you liked it.
10:21That's out of the 813.
10:22You didn't like what she was doing at the moment, but then you called her a couple of days
10:25later.
10:25You know, I like that thumb.
10:29I don't want to answer this.
10:31Really?
10:32No.
10:32I don't want, I don't want.
10:34Is it?
10:34I don't want.
10:35I mean, that went left.
10:37Like, I don't want to.
10:39Ugh.
10:41Um, no.
10:42Oh, I want to know.
10:44I mean, cause I, I don't.
10:47Ugh.
10:47Ugh.
10:54Yeah, I'm not, I'm not going to answer that one.
10:56I'm not, I'm not going to answer that.
10:57All right.
10:57So.
10:58You're in trouble.
10:58I got, yeah.
10:59Yeah.
10:59For real.
10:59Okay.
11:00I got one more.
11:01Out of the 941, Orlando, get ready to plead the fifths.
11:04And since you can't, how many times a week do you yank your wing wing?
11:10What?
11:11I am not asking this.
11:13The listener is.
11:15Uh-huh.
11:16Uh.
11:17Mm-hmm.
11:18It's probably that.
11:19No, what do you mean?
11:20I don't like that.
11:21He definitely, he definitely wanted you to ask this before with the last question.
11:24I mean, how many times per week?
11:27Mm-hmm.
11:27Per week.
11:28Are we including weekends?
11:29Yes.
11:30Weekends are included.
11:31Okay.
11:31Uh, probably, uh, about, turn off the radio, Brielle.
11:37About 30.
11:37About 40.
11:38Turn off the radio, Brielle.
11:39Uh, probably, probably five.
11:46Okay.
11:47Probably five.
11:47All right.
11:48In a whole week.
11:49Yeah.
11:50I don't do them, like, you know what I'm saying?
11:51I don't do it, like, multiple times a day.
11:54Okay.
11:54So it's one and done.
11:55Right.
11:56Yeah.
11:56What I'm going to do, like, romance myself?
11:58Like, I mean, once you get it done, you get it done.
12:00Right.
12:00But I'm saying, I don't do it every day.
12:02So, like, four, four times.
12:04You said five.
12:04Four times.
12:05Four, maybe five.
12:06Okay.
12:06Yeah.
12:07All right.
12:07Anyway.
12:08Uh, all right.
12:09You know what?
12:09Uh-huh.
12:10Damn it.
12:10I'm boomeranging that one.
12:11Oh.
12:12That one.
12:13Rich.
12:13How many times do you play the solo violin or the solo guitar?
12:20How many times do you strumming your guitar in a week?
12:23Be honest.
12:25Yeah.
12:25You got to be honest.
12:26This is an honesty show.
12:27Yeah.
12:28I'm the same way.
12:29It's not every day.
12:30Mm-hmm.
12:30It's not every day.
12:32It's close.
12:33It's probably getting, I would say, five.
12:36Five.
12:37Five?
12:37Five, yeah.
12:38Damn, y'all horny.
12:39All right.
12:39No, no, no, no.
12:40I mean, but, yeah, he's single.
12:41I'm single.
12:42You're married, so you probably never do it.
12:44Uh, yeah, I absolutely do.
12:46And it sucks because I can't do it on the weekend because everybody's home, even though
12:50I wish I had some escape.
12:51I don't understand why nobody can be home, though.
12:54Um.
12:55Like, are you loud with it?
12:56Are you in there like, yeah!
12:58I mean, no.
12:59I mean, when I cross the finish line, it can be a little bit sometimes.
13:03Hey, yo.
13:03Okay.
13:04All right.
13:04That was a lot.
13:05I didn't expect that.
13:06All right.
13:07All right.
13:07So how many times in a week?
13:09Minimum three.
13:11Wow.
13:12Minimum.
13:13Minimum.
13:13She don't want to get the max.
13:14And maximum?
13:14What's the maximum?
13:15Like, if it's a real?
13:16I would say five.
13:18See?
13:18All right.
13:18So you have me all in the same.
13:19But I'm a girl.
13:20I'm not supposed to say that.
13:21There you go.
13:22Research shows average is about five for everybody who's out there.
13:25The freak show's horny.
13:26There we go.
13:27All right?
13:27And we get it done.
13:28We're a master of our own domain.
13:29All right.
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