Plead The Fifth: Orlando Gets Asked About Methods To Last Longer In The Bedroom!
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00:00Let's play Plead the Fifth with Orlando and the Freak Show on Wild 94.1.
00:14Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY. Now, who's taking the stand?
00:19Well, it's me. Meredith is actually supposed to be taking the stand today when I'm going to take it for her.
00:26Oh, that's right. I'll testify for her and then she'll do the remix when we come back.
00:30All right. So I get three questions from the room. Yep. I get three questions from you guys out there.
00:36The number is 888-429-0941. You're going first. Yes, I'm going first.
00:43This one just came to me. We were talking about methods and ways to last a little longer in a bedroom.
00:52And one of the phone calls was talking about knocking out round one.
00:57Get that out the way before you get into round two.
01:00Yes. So my question is, oh, have you ever, maybe not for the sense of there being a round two,
01:07but have you ever knocked one out in a public place? If so, where?
01:13And when was the last time?
01:16Public place. Wow. Public place. Not at home.
01:18Public. Okay. Outside of the house. Yeah.
01:21Oh.
01:23Yeah.
01:26I have in different places.
01:30Such as?
01:31I mean, but you said the last place or just places?
01:34Places.
01:36My dad's gas station.
01:39Whoa.
01:42In a bathroom?
01:44Yeah.
01:45Okay.
01:45Not the chip style?
01:48I mean, in the office, too.
01:49In the office?
01:50Yeah.
01:51Yeah.
01:51It was a lady who used to pull up, and she was like, she would just get you.
01:55She came through that.
01:55When you was, I mean, when you was young, when you was 15, 16, like, you just had to go.
01:59You didn't need much motivation.
02:00Had to go, yeah.
02:02Let's see.
02:03And the, we had our purchase for lifeguard.
02:09When you were lifeguard, like.
02:11The tower?
02:12Up on the tower.
02:12They call it a perch, but the under part of the perch, you could put, like, a towel around
02:17it and go in there to get out of the sun sometimes.
02:20I mean, yeah.
02:20You knocked one out in the lifeguard tower?
02:22I did.
02:22I did.
02:23I'm glad I asked.
02:26I mean, yeah.
02:28In the car.
02:29In the car?
02:30Yeah.
02:30Yeah, I've done it in the car.
02:31You just had some time to kill?
02:33Yeah, yeah.
02:33I mean, this is over years now.
02:38I mean, like, last time, probably, like, you know, like, yeah, about, like, you know,
02:42about three, three, four years ago.
02:44Okay.
02:45I've been inside every time.
02:46That was in the car?
02:47Yeah, that was the car.
02:48Okay.
02:48Car episode.
02:49You got tinted windows.
02:50I hope so.
02:53All right.
02:54Buck, you're next.
02:55Okay.
02:56Orlando, speaking of sex.
02:58Hey.
02:59Jeez, really?
03:00So, I want to know, who is numero uno when it comes to race?
03:07I want to know who.
03:09When it comes to race?
03:10Yeah.
03:10Who you think is the best in bed?
03:14What race?
03:15Wow.
03:15White, black, Spanish, other?
03:19It's, honestly, it's different because everybody has their, like, their strengths.
03:23Nope.
03:23Nope.
03:24Let me tell you.
03:24Who's number one?
03:25Let me tell you.
03:26Let me tell you.
03:26There's different ones, like, number one.
03:28Uh, like, I remember my ex-girlfriend, uh, who was Cambodian.
03:34I learned that apparently salivary, salivary glands, how you say that?
03:39Salivary glands.
03:40I don't know.
03:41So, they, they, there's, there's, there's a lot of more, uh, it's a lot more moisture
03:46and evolved.
03:47And I was told that by somebody who actually had, like, an education because I asked the
03:52question when we were dating at the time.
03:53So, that was kind of a different thing.
03:56You know, I would hold that high up or whatever.
03:58But, there was, uh, a few of my, let's say, I, why is, well, look at, look behind you.
04:07Look behind you.
04:08Look behind you.
04:08Look behind you.
04:08Look behind you.
04:09Look behind you.
04:09Bounce.
04:10Bounce is right.
04:11Bounce is right.
04:12Bounce is in the window.
04:12She's like, you better go ahead and say something.
04:15All right.
04:15No, but listen.
04:16Now, uh, there was also, um, I will say, uh, a dalliance or two with some Islander.
04:23Uh, and it's a different thing when you got a girl that knows how to whine.
04:31You're right.
04:31You're right.
04:32And they call it dirty whine.
04:33But if, if you got some, some hip action, but listen, Orlando, different flavor on it.
04:39So, I got it.
04:39I got to say the Island girls are up there too.
04:41So, you were going number one race at sex is Island girl.
04:47So, that's what?
04:47Caribbean?
04:48Latina?
04:49I mean, she was, she was Jamaican.
04:50Jamaican.
04:51Okay.
04:51So, I mean, black Jamaican.
04:54Okay.
04:54Blamecan.
04:55Blamecan.
04:56Yeah.
04:56But, uh, but I would say, uh, you know, Cambodia was up there.
05:00Like, that was a good thing.
05:02All right.
05:03All right.
05:04Yeah.
05:04Uh, okay.
05:05A third question.
05:06I'm scared to even ask.
05:09Um, I got, I got another one.
05:10I got another one here.
05:11So, um, have you, maybe another sex question.
05:15Oh, no.
05:15No, no.
05:16Have you ever, uh, found yourself.
05:19I have to boomerang these back, by the way.
05:20So, just remind yourself that these are coming back at you.
05:22Have you ever been attracted to another girl and you thought, you thought you were doing
05:29good.
05:30You thought you were Mac Daddy stuff, but you found out the girl was a lesbian.
05:35Did, did, did it break your heart or did you still try to go for it thinking you could
05:40turn her?
05:42Um, I didn't want to turn.
05:44Well, I, there was my girlfriend in college, uh, Liz, um, who was Cuban, um, was a lesbian
05:52after me.
05:54Okay.
05:55So, I don't know if that fits, but that we dated and we were, everything was dope.
06:00And then I had no clues, uh, about it.
06:03I mean, she wore a lot of Nike, but like, you know, like, I mean, but that wasn't really
06:08a sign.
06:09Um, but yeah, but, but she, and she still is now.
06:13Like she, that was, I maybe was the last guy she dated and then I, so I don't know if
06:18I ruined it for people or, or whatever, but I never thought I, I was hurt afterwards.
06:24Cause I felt like I, in low key, I'm probably mentioning it because I did feel like I, like
06:29I was, I must've just ruined it.
06:31That was it.
06:32She was done with guys.
06:34She was done with guys after.
06:35And I mean, we broke up with like, it was a nasty little breakup or whatever.
06:38So I might've, I might've played a part in that.
06:41So I, you know, I, I do have a little bit of guilt about that.
06:44Okay.
06:44So I do feel that.
06:45All right.
06:45So that's the three so far.
06:47Now I get, uh, I hope some better questions from y'all.
06:50So what we got?
06:51Um, more sex questions.
06:53Jesus.
06:53Line them up.
06:54Like, I mean, why?
06:56Cause I mean, we've talked about everything on this show.
06:59I think y'all know these answers.
07:01Like, nah, this is good.
07:02Okay.
07:02Um, have you ever smashed a celebrity and thought it was going to be good?
07:06And afterwards you found out it was trash.
07:10No, no, no, um, no, no, I, I've, I've never, the situations that I've been in have not been
07:19trash.
07:20Okay.
07:20So yeah.
07:23All right.
07:23That, that, that they, I've never been disappointed in any of those situations.
07:26Hmm.
07:28Um, another question at the 813, tell us about a threesome experience.
07:32Uh, I mean, do I, I don't want to tap out cause I don't know what else they're going
07:40to have.
07:40Um, I mean, I haven't had like too many, I mean, you know, like I, there was, I, I, I, I'm
07:46with, there've been, there've, there've been two incidents and one is when I just first
07:56moved here, uh, and there was a, a place called Bourbon street and two of the girls from Bourbon
08:04street came through, they were actually friends and that popped off and I was very happy just
08:11watching, but then they asked me to join.
08:14Okay.
08:14Uh, and, uh, and the other one was like, um, it was on campus.
08:23So it was like on the campus of USF.
08:25It just happened on campus.
08:27I mean, it was, it was after, it was after Ybor and just, you know, I gave some people
08:34to ride, invite me in and then just, you know, they just wanted to keep the party going.
08:39They wanted to keep the party going.
08:40Yes.
08:40I, you know, I, there was no highlighting, like it wasn't no like highlight reel for me.
08:45It was just, I mean, it was a highlight reel for me to be involved, but I wasn't one to
08:50write home about.
08:51I mean, it was just like, yo, it was, that was overwhelming.
08:54I don't like it.
08:55I don't like it.
08:56I don't like it at all.
08:58What's the third?
08:59All right, Orlando.
08:59I got the third one here.
09:00Uh, someone wants to know what is the worst parenting move you can do?
09:05Uh, a wife that's on her phone for two hours or a husband that plays video games for two
09:10hours.
09:11I think those are the same thing.
09:13Um, I mean, I, I think if you're, if you're playing video games and, and you're playing
09:19a game that your kid can't play, then that's probably going to edge it out because the kid
09:24is like, yo, this is like something that looks fun.
09:26Yeah.
09:27Like, you know, like, why can't I join in?
09:29So that probably would edge it out a little bit, but both of them are kind of unplugged.
09:33That's terrible.
09:34Like, um, there, I mean, there are, I was talking to somebody, uh, yesterday and I told him,
09:39I'm like, we all have bad parenting, like episodes, like all of us, if we had to tear them, we're
09:45like, we've all done something bad.
09:46Cause they, they told me something that they did.
09:48And I was like, oh my God, that's horrible.
09:50Um, so we all have horrible kind of stuff, but I would, I would equate both of those together.
09:54Like if you're on a phone and not paying attention to your kid is just as equal as the game, but
10:00the kid's going to think the game is much sexy.
10:02Oh yeah.
10:03Yeah.
10:03Are you guilty of it?
10:04Either of those?
10:05I don't, I mean, no, not really.
10:07I mean, I try and, uh, I try and not have my phone up, especially around my daughters cause
10:12they're so married to it.
10:13I try and show them the difference and the gaming system.
10:16Honestly, I haven't plugged in my game and hookup in like a year and a half.
10:21Just, I mean, even when I moved, I, it's not even plugged up now.
10:24It's like, cause I don't really play that much, you know, I, I, hell, I couldn't even
10:27get online.
10:28I was trying to get online to do it.
10:29And y'all taught y'all was like, Hey, we're going to be playing.
10:32And I tried to log.
10:33I couldn't find it.
10:34So I was like, yo man, this is a wrap.
10:36So, uh, all right.
10:37Uh, so I get to boomerang one back cause that was the third, right?
10:41Yep.
10:41All right.
10:41Uh, anytime that you have a play ball out off, off the court, outside the house, have
10:47you ever had to, or done chose to interact with yourself-ness outside the house?
10:56Hmm.
10:57Yeah.
10:57I mean, I, I mean, yeah, there, there, there's several times.
11:01I mean, there's, there's hot tubs, there's cars, wait, wait, what do you mean?
11:05Hot tubs, hot tubs, right?
11:06You're talking about messing around.
11:10I'm talking about you.
11:11Dolo, just but.
11:11By yourself.
11:12Oh, by yourself.
11:13Yeah.
11:13By yourself.
11:15Yeah.
11:15Well, I was about to say hi to her.
11:17That's disgusting.
11:17I know.
11:18I had, I had a couple of sessions in high school.
11:21Okay.
11:21Just be.
11:24Just me.
11:25Just you.
11:25Yeah.
11:25Yeah.
11:26Some solo dolo action in a handicapped bathroom.
11:28Yeah.
11:29It's happened before.
11:29You needed wider space.
11:31Yeah.
11:32Okay.
11:32Yeah.
11:33That not very often, maybe like twice, but yeah, that happened.
11:37It was, it was more of a, people think it's like a gratification thing, but it was more
11:40of a reset.
11:41It calmed you down.
11:42It did.
11:43It helped you be able to talk to, talk to people.
11:45Hmm.
11:46Would you never by yourself?
11:49Uh, yeah.
11:50I guess a car.
11:51Yeah.
11:52A car?
11:52Dolo?
11:52Yeah.
11:53Yeah.
11:54Just driving.
11:54Okay.
11:55Oh, driving?
11:55Not even parked?
11:56Wait, wait, am I driving?
11:57Yeah.
11:58Oh, yeah.
11:58You're going to get a ticket.
11:59Right.
12:00You're swerving and everything.
12:02All right.
12:02Okay.
12:03Then that's a wrap right here.
12:05That's a wrap.
12:06That's a wrap.
12:06All right.
12:06We got all of them done.
12:08That'll be up at wild94.1.com.
12:10We got more.