Plead The Fifth: Orlando Asked What He Dislikes In The Bedroom!
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00:00Let's play Plead the Fifth with Orlando and the Freak Show on Wild 94.1.
00:15Alright, it's me, fresh out of the player protocol.
00:21I was in the COVID protocol. I'm back in the building here.
00:24So I got three questions that come from the room for Plead the Fifth.
00:27Three questions come from you guys, too, and I only get one pass.
00:30We go clockwise, so that would be Davi first up to bat with the question, what you got for me?
00:38Orlando, what was the last thing that somebody proposed happens on the radio?
00:45Somebody thought they had a brilliant idea and they wanted to run it by you to see if they could make it work,
00:51but it was just like, it wasn't good.
00:53For the radio?
00:54Yeah, the last crappy suggestion that you can think of.
01:00Because I know you get a lot.
01:01And I know a lot of people are always trying to propose stuff, pitch different ideas to you.
01:05I mean, I've been pitched a lot.
01:08I've been pitched.
01:09People have wanted to join.
01:11Like, we bring in guests.
01:13And guests come in and then want to, like, join the show.
01:18They don't want to leave.
01:19Like, they just, like, because I've been pitched on lawyers that want to come in and do, like, hey, I'd love to join your show so I could do a lawyer segment every week.
01:28Yeah.
01:28And I'm like, okay, but we don't really do a lawyer segment.
01:32And they're like, yeah, yeah, but I'm saying, like, once a week I could be in there and blah, blah, blah.
01:36And I'm like, yeah, no.
01:37Or, like, for instance, on the other side, like, somebody who we do enjoy, like J-Ray.
01:44J-Ray has, like, a lot of ideas on incorporating what she does into the show.
01:49And we love bringing her in.
01:50But it's, like, it's hard to do a dedicated kind of call and answer show like that.
01:56So we're trying to kind of come up with different options or whatever.
01:59But people always pitch stuff to me all the time.
02:02I just, you know, I, you know.
02:04Somebody just texted in the vending machine idea.
02:07Oh, no.
02:08Brilliant.
02:10That's Dobby's idea.
02:11Yeah.
02:11That's not an idea for the show.
02:13Right.
02:13Like, you're talking about for, like, the broadcast.
02:15Yeah, I was talking about for on-air.
02:16Yeah, like, for the on-air thing, that's different.
02:18But, yeah, I mean, so I get, I mean, not all of them are bad.
02:21It's just some of them are hard to finagle because you need to make sure you give them their return and stuff.
02:26So we haven't been able to do it.
02:28Okay.
02:28Yeah.
02:28All right, Orlando, we are in a building with a whole bunch of people.
02:33Some of them are some really good-looking people.
02:35Some of them, not so much.
02:38Uh-oh.
02:39Not going to name any names.
02:40But if you had to rate yourself on a scale of one to ten compared to the people in this building,
02:48what would you give yourself?
02:50And you can't use a seven.
02:52Oh.
02:53You're grading on a curve.
02:54Yeah.
02:56It's me.
02:57How good do I look compared to everybody else?
02:59How good do you look compared?
03:01Compared to the other dudes?
03:02To this building.
03:02Not dudes.
03:03Girls.
03:03Everybody.
03:04Oh.
03:05Oh.
03:05Oh.
03:06Um.
03:08I mean, I'm all right.
03:10I'm all right.
03:11I'm all right.
03:13Like, uh.
03:13Upper echelon.
03:14I mean, yeah.
03:15Yeah.
03:16I'm kind of cute.
03:17You know what I'm saying?
03:18I mean, that little chunk ain't hurt nobody.
03:20Uh.
03:21We got some.
03:23Oh, man.
03:24Were you about to say boogaloo?
03:25I mean, yeah.
03:26You know what I'm saying?
03:27Like, we got some good-looking folks in here.
03:29Mm-hmm.
03:29So they would be at the top end.
03:31I mean, I know some good-looking people.
03:33But, I mean, there's some.
03:34I mean, like, you know, like, I ain't gonna let Zito beat me.
03:37You know what I'm saying?
03:38They're like, Jeff Zito.
03:39I got Zito.
03:40You know, I think I got Travis, too.
03:42I mean, yo.
03:42Okay.
03:43Oh.
03:43Come on, now.
03:44I got a handful of them.
03:45Like, JR got that, you know, JR got that little swag.
03:48I don't know if I got him.
03:49So where does that put you?
03:50Yeah.
03:51I think I would be in the top.
03:52I would, like, I'd be in the top 30%.
03:57So what's that number?
03:58Well, that would.
03:59On a scale, one to ten.
04:00That would be seven.
04:00I'd probably, like, be.
04:01I can't say seven.
04:02Right.
04:03I'd be, like, in the eights.
04:04Okay.
04:04Eight.
04:05I mean, I mean, because I ain't gonna be a six.
04:07I mean, come on.
04:08No.
04:08Six is trash.
04:09No.
04:09Trash?
04:10Oh, my gosh.
04:11I mean, if I can't be a seven, I would actually say the upper third would be a seven for me.
04:17Okay.
04:17All right.
04:18Like, because then that would leave, like, you know, the ab-dub dudes and the little, you
04:22know, man purse one and all of them that's all fashionable.
04:26That would be, like, a head.
04:27And then I would be, like, in the seven.
04:29But if I can't use seven, I ain't gonna go to six.
04:31We're not going down.
04:32I'm an eight.
04:33We're going up.
04:33I'm an eight.
04:34You know what I'm saying?
04:34Let me mess around and get an ab.
04:36I'll be eight and a half.
04:38Eight point five.
04:39Yeah, eight point five.
04:40I'll get that.
04:41All right.
04:41Okay.
04:42That was wrong, dog.
04:43You made me, like...
04:44Well, you called out names.
04:45He didn't ask it in names.
04:46Yeah.
04:47Well, I mean, I called out my dogs.
04:49You said you were better looking than your dogs.
04:52That worked.
04:52Yeah.
04:53I mean, Zito shaves and he's a good looking man.
04:55Yeah.
04:55But, you know, he got that hard, hard kept.
04:57You're just trying to make it sugarcoat it.
05:00I'm trying to sugarcoat it.
05:00I gotcha.
05:01So, I've been thinking about your sex life a lot lately, Orlando.
05:04Always ask about people's sex life.
05:07You know, being a single man, especially in South Tampa, Tampa in general.
05:11I'm sure you've been having a little fun, maybe.
05:13I don't know what you speak of, Meredith.
05:15On air, you've talked about before the stuff that you like in the bedroom.
05:19So, I want you to talk about what you don't like in the bedroom.
05:22Maybe somebody has done a little something or tried something and you're like, ooh.
05:26Something that I don't like in the bedroom.
05:28Yes.
05:31An audience.
05:33I don't like that.
05:35Performance anxiety.
05:38Honestly, you know what I, okay, what I don't like, and this is probably not going to be received well.
05:44You're smiling.
05:45Because I know how it's going to make me sound.
05:48And I hate that because, ugh.
05:50Well, you're an eight, so you have a good opinion about that.
05:52That's true.
05:52That's right.
05:52That's true.
05:53I don't like dirty language.
05:57Oh, you don't like dirty talk?
05:58In the bedroom.
05:58I don't like it.
06:01It's too confrontational.
06:02And it's like, I just, I might be old school with that, but I just really can't.
06:09And it's not just the bedroom, but it comes out in the bedroom.
06:12Like, people who are very vocal and then they get dirty, dirty.
06:15And it's like, they just, you know how.
06:17Very descriptive.
06:18Like, my face.
06:19I don't see my face when I'm doing it.
06:21But I guarantee you it's a shocked face.
06:23Yeah.
06:24Because I'm just like, I can't, I don't like the potty language.
06:27Is it because of what we do for a living?
06:29We edit ourselves?
06:30No.
06:31I mean, I can hang around cussles all day.
06:34Okay.
06:34It's just, in that, I just, I'm very sexist when it comes to that, because I will say that
06:40I'm not very comfortable with women who speak that way anyway.
06:44Uh-huh.
06:44Like, if a girl know all the words to boozy, I'm like, I don't know if she could come to
06:49the crib.
06:50Okay.
06:50Like, you know, so, I mean, I saw, but if in that romantic situation, I really don't
06:56like that, the dirtiest, like, even when I'm looking at my films, like my scrolling through.
07:02Oh, yeah, you don't like it too much.
07:03I don't, I don't, you know, I'm just like, all right, give me something else a little nicer.
07:05Do you switch to a new one, or do you just mute it a little bit?
07:08No, I just switch to another one.
07:10Okay.
07:10If it's too dirty, because it throws me off.
07:12What about being called daddy in the bedroom?
07:15Now, see, listen, I ain't say that.
07:16I don't like that.
07:17You don't like that?
07:18It's very weird.
07:18It's very weird.
07:19What if it's choke me, daddy?
07:21Oh, my God.
07:23I mean, I don't even know where that came from.
07:27But, I mean, I ain't got no problems with that.
07:30I mean, you know, but, yeah.
07:31I just don't like the dirty talk.
07:33Okay.
07:33That's it.
07:34So, you'll choke someone in the bedroom, but you don't want them to close.
07:36I don't, I don't, I didn't even say that.
07:37I just said that.
07:38I don't say that.
07:39All right, wait, listen.
07:408-8-4-2-9-0-94-1.
07:43You can now ask a question.
07:44I still got a pass to use and a boomerang to throw back on them, all right?
07:49We'll do it after Sleazy World.
07:50Hold on.
07:52All right, Freak Show, Wild 94-1 Bay's Party Station.
07:55Plead to Fifth Action is on.
07:57First question was from Davi.
08:01Oh, yeah.
08:01And your question was?
08:03Brilliant.
08:04About bad ideas people have proposed.
08:08Oh, yeah, bad ideas that have been proposed, like lawyer segments and stuff like that.
08:14Buck asked me how pretty I am.
08:16Nah.
08:17Yeah.
08:18Compared to the other people in the building.
08:22I told him I remember hitting that hot eight.
08:24And Meredith asked me what I don't like in the bedroom.
08:29Don't like to potty talk.
08:30Can't be Andrew Dice, Clea, Eddie Murphy, or nothing like that.
08:35So, we got three questions coming from the audience.
08:38There's somebody on the hold.
08:40Am I going to that one first?
08:41Yeah, let's see what they're talking about.
08:42It's Jay.
08:43All right, Jay is on the line.
08:45Jay, hey, what's up?
08:46What's up, man?
08:47What's going on?
08:48You got a question for me?
08:49Hey, I got a question for you.
08:51Okay.
08:52Say, if your BM was on her deathbed, but she needed a spark energy for you to mess up one
08:57of her friends, and she gave you a pass to do it.
09:00Which one of her friends are you choosing?
09:03Hold on.
09:03Wait.
09:04You got to ask that again, dog.
09:05And that's going to save her.
09:06Like saying, she needed spark energy, like the energy between you and her friend, just
09:12to boost her health back up, and you got to do this.
09:15Which one of her friends are you choosing?
09:18Which one of baby mama's friends would I choose if I had to spark up the energy to save
09:24her life?
09:26Yeah.
09:26And that energy had to come from me tearing down one of her friends.
09:29Yeah.
09:29You're going to shock her back to life with this information.
09:33Wow.
09:34Wow.
09:34You got to, yeah.
09:35Oh, man.
09:36Oh, if it had to be one of her friends.
09:40Oh, we're answering.
09:41We're answering this?
09:43Huh?
09:44Okay.
09:45Probably Malta.
09:47Yeah.
09:48I mean, Shannon.
09:49Her friend Shannon.
09:51Shannon is dope.
09:52She's like hard worker.
09:53She got like real pretty eyes, and she got a lot of money.
09:56I think her energy will be tight.
10:01I do, yeah.
10:02Oh, you got a phone call coming.
10:04Oh, yeah.
10:04I got a phone call coming.
10:05Definitely.
10:06You're going to get me cussed out, Jay.
10:07I appreciate it, though.
10:09I'm glad he didn't say a sister.
10:11I'd have to use that pass.
10:13All right.
10:13Let's see.
10:13What else we got?
10:14This text just came in out of the 727.
10:16I know you had mixed emotions about your daughter going from private school to public school,
10:21but are you low-key excited you don't have to pay that tuition anymore?
10:24Ooh.
10:26Yeah, I mean, yeah.
10:30It's going to come.
10:31It still comes out.
10:32I mean, you got to play it somewhere.
10:34I mean, you know, dance and all this other stuff that, you know, they end up doing or
10:37whatever.
10:37But, I mean, I don't think that was the deciding factor, you know, and I still got a daughter
10:46that's in private.
10:47Yeah.
10:47So, I mean, it ain't like it's a big reprieve.
10:49But soon both of them are going to be in public school.
10:52Yeah.
10:52And that money will go somewhere else because they are girls.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:54So, they're still going to keep spinning and spinning and spinning.
10:57Yeah.
10:57But, yeah.
10:58I'm low-key, you know, feeling that.
11:01Okay.
11:01That's good.
11:02You know.
11:03That's good.
11:04We have a text.
11:05And normally, I wouldn't ask this question, but I'm looking at the prior text.
11:09And this person has shot their shot on multiple occasions for months, I would say.
11:15And it's just, it says, oh, how can I get a date?
11:18Oh, ladies, listen up.
11:21How do we get a date with Orlando?
11:22Definitely persistence.
11:23This person is.
11:24Did they send a photo?
11:26They have not sent a photo.
11:27Text us a photo.
11:27Your chances are low.
11:28This is also one of the ladies that volunteered to be your plus one for the cruise.
11:33Oh.
11:34Hey, she's available.
11:35She's committed.
11:36Yes.
11:36Okay, listen, listen.
11:38Send us a photo.
11:38No, don't.
11:40You ain't got to do that.
11:40Video.
11:41Like, because I mean, I'm not dating anybody.
11:44I'm not, I'm like, I'm not dating.
11:45That's why she's asking.
11:48Because you're currently not.
11:49I'm not, I'm not dating anybody.
11:51Like, it's like, you know, I just, I mean, I'm kind of focused on what I'm doing.
11:54Are you opposed to dating at this point right now?
11:56I, you know, I had that conversation with my daughters after the Kim Kardashian thing.
12:01Because they asked me, they were like, daddy, do you ever think you'll date somebody?
12:05And like, because I was talking to them about Kim Kardashian showing the kids, the dude and
12:11whatever.
12:11And so we got into a conversation about Kim Kardashian.
12:15Then they flipped it on me and was like, daddy, like, well, you know, like, would you ever let
12:18us meet somebody if you were dating them?
12:21And I was like, nah.
12:22And then they were like, well, what do you mean?
12:24And I'm like, yeah, they would have to be around.
12:26I said, in that instance where Kim Kardashian and Pete, you know, were together.
12:30And then all of a sudden the kids were around them.
12:32I didn't like that.
12:33And I wouldn't like that for y'all.
12:35I'm like, I wouldn't want to, I wouldn't want y'all see me dating a whole bunch of people
12:39and meeting a bunch of people.
12:40And then, then they started their own conversation.
12:42Like, I wonder if mommy would introduce us to somebody.
12:45And so I'm just like, hey, I'm like, it's really like, you know, it was a good conversation
12:49we had, but it just made me think that, you know, they ain't ready.
12:52And I ain't ready.
12:54I'm not ready to be like, just parading somebody around.
12:56It got to be the right one, you know, because I don't want them to see they pops out here
13:00just like getting it in.
13:01They're going to text in a photo.
13:03She's going to be smoking hot.
13:04He's going to be like, look.
13:05Smoking hot.
13:06I mean, listen, smoking hot deserves its props.
13:09But I mean, y'all know it's, it's, it's a lot.
13:12It's a lot to be like trying to be out here in these dating streets.
13:14Yeah.
13:15You know, it is hard.
13:16Yeah, I couldn't even go to a parade without Meredith coming back with text stories.
13:20So I'm not really trying to live that life.
13:22All right.
13:23So wait, so I get the boomerang one back.
13:25What don't you like in the bedroom?
13:32I'm not big on, and it seems like a very trendy thing for the last couple of years, but like
13:39the whole choke me, smack me, throw me up against me.
13:42I don't want to fight.
13:45You're a lover.
13:46Yeah, I'm not really into that, like a hyper aggressive, borderline, violent lovemaking.
13:54I like more like everybody just having fun.
13:57Everything feels good.
13:58You made one dinner and now you romantic all of a sudden.
14:00No, no, no.
14:02I like the whole, I've had a few like in my past girls that were like into the choking
14:08thing.
14:09And I'll like try it out to please you.
14:11But like when I'm doing, I was just like, this is, I don't want to be like.
14:14This is not it.
14:14Yeah.
14:15I'm not trying to strangle you right now.
14:17It's not sexy to me.
14:18Nah, it's not.
14:19It's not.
14:19See, we agree.
14:20I like that.
14:21Look, for me, I need a player, not a Leia.
14:24Okay?
14:25I need some excitement.
14:27What?
14:28I need a player, not a Leia.
14:30I need you to get in the game.
14:32So you don't want lazy.
14:33Yeah.
14:34I don't need no laziness.
14:35I need some enthusiasm.
14:36If you're going to sit there, you're going to lay there and you're just going to stare
14:39at the ceiling or the ceiling fan go around.
14:42Yeah.
14:43Out.
14:43You've done.
14:44Yeah.
14:44Okay.
14:45Okay.
14:45So you got to be active.
14:47All right.
14:47Bucks, like a participant.
14:49Besides the one that I've mentioned before on air, something, the weird, just strange,
14:56crazy positions.
14:57Because you saw it like on porn or something like that, watching something.
15:02Not the fun stuff, but sometimes y'all will just whip out like a weird position and it's
15:08really not pleasing to the woman.
15:10It's just something you saw that you want to try because you think it's cool or something
15:13like that.
15:14There's a lot of other options that we can do, but I'm, I'm looking like a pretzel right
15:18now and it doesn't feel that good.
15:19Those are, those are good ones though.
15:21Like, I mean, the Abominable Snowman.
15:23The Jackhammer.
15:25Yeah.
15:25I'll talk about the crazy ones.
15:26They got names and everything.
15:28Exactly.
15:29Like the crazy ones where it's just, we don't get a lot.
15:31The Power Driver.
15:32The Triple South Cal.
15:35We don't get a lot of.
15:36Top rope Timmy.
15:38There's not a lot of, sometimes there's not a lot of pleasure for us.
15:40You're just trying to do something crazy.
15:42Yeah.
15:42Then that's the pleasure.
15:45All right.
15:46Lead the Fifth is wrap.