Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a couple burglars who were caught on security cameras breaking into a Florida woman's home. The best part of the story is when the victim says she would take a sledgehammer to the robbers' toes if she had the chance.
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00:00some other burglars making some news this morning uh this one out of the fort myers naples area in
00:09charlotte county like we said you should always be realized you're on camera these days well this
00:14guy realized but it was just a little too late when he did the story from nbc2 the two thieves
00:20walking up to the home not realizing they're being watched the entire time the duo sneaking
00:26around back getting in through a sliding glass door not before getting caught on another camera
00:30it took a couple seconds for the burglar to realize he was filmed pulling his shirt over his face once
00:35he saw the doorbell camera his not so bright idea of unscrewing the porch light revealed these
00:40distinctive tattoos the two thieves even peer inside a bedroom window finding the victim fast asleep
00:45that is until she got a call from her daughter the victim recognizing this man and his tattoos
00:50she says he and his girlfriend rented a room from her back in march now he's back stealing from her
00:55my diamond rolex watch is gone my engagement ring is gone items with high value and ones that you
01:02can't put a price tag on this is what remains of her jewelry collection that she promised to her
01:06granddaughter for getting into college i'm so proud of her but i had promised her she got all my jewelry
01:12if she did that and now it's gone charlotte county deputies are trying to find these two the victim
01:17says it'd be best if they did before she does if i could i would take a sledgehammer right to your toes
01:23and you'd never be able to walk in the middle of the city and you'd never be able to steal again
01:28what what what what
01:30uh well
01:31hold on a second
01:32you sweet little thing you lost your watch and your necklace
01:35i did
01:36and so you were giving that to your granddaughter when she graduated
01:40yeah everything all of my memories are gone
01:42goodness gracious so if you could you know say something or do something to these people
01:48what would you like to do uh off the top of my head i'll get a get a flamethrower uh cook one of
01:55them uh while he's alive uh peel his peel his his skin off right off of them then uh uh uh take a
02:07pair of pliers and rip every fibrous tissue jesus off of his body until he's basically alive but bones
02:15that is graphic you've done some thinking about that's the one guy that's what i would do to the
02:21other guy what would you do to him find a high-powered electrical uh line
02:30force him to touch it
02:33he'd be shocked into almost near death then i would uh hang him upside down
02:40uh i'd get a beehive
02:45and i would place it under him and kick it so they uh attack him and sting him multiple times
02:55and then i would dunk his head into a bowl of water uh drowning him
03:04i want one burned and one drowned you want them dead dead well if you're
03:11i'll tell you son if all that's left to you is bones and you've been on fire you're dead you're
03:19gonna be dead they're not gonna live from what i'm gonna do to them okay i i didn't realize you
03:24were that serious about it i i apologize i'm dead serious apparently i'm dead serious i never want
03:29them to live and breathe and ever the sledgehammer to the toes is that before this all starts or how
03:36that's a good start it helps them to not be able to run right
03:41so you yes you keep them older right you keep them there and then you
03:46do all the terrible most terrible things anything you could imagine i'll do
03:52i did not just listening to her talk the whole way through the story you know her tone of her voice
03:57like to slowly drive a knitting needle into their ears i'd like to fill his rectum with snakes
04:09just off the top of my head some poisonous some not she's waterboarding these guys for god's sakes
04:15i'd like them to drown in spiders it's hard to do it is but i'll find the right spider
04:21small this lady i guess she's mad i mean she's got the entire one-eyed willie's treasure
04:30but she rented a room to them don't hurt a grandma well it was probably like uh was it like an airbnb
04:37type of thing yeah but still this is what happens just like someone she probably had a room for rent
04:41i'd weld the buttholes it's hard to weld skin
04:46i'll not figure it out keep on doing it until it worked goodness gracious yeah that came out of
04:57the blue yeah it was a surprise i almost said grandma's a gangster ass bitch yeah no she don't
05:03cross her you get caught what look at here well well well stuck in the middle
05:14they're tied up she's got a sledgehammer
05:19a one and a two three and a four
05:23let me just close this door well well what are you doing lady she puts red lipstick on before
05:32oh my god you're doing full joker makeup no that's right this is gonna be the worst night
05:41of your entire life i want you to meet somebody what is it who is it what is it it's mr sled oh my
05:50god you're so strong that's right it's heavy it's hard as hell to live what are you gonna do with
05:55that not my toes yeah let me see them let me see your tootsies oh no no take your crocs off
06:04take your crocs off you tattooed madman she paints her toes before yeah yeah i gotta give you
06:11a pedicure before i touch these with my sledge i make all my bitches look pretty
06:16i got some music to play for you right now what are you gonna what are you playing peter
06:24gabriel oh my god oh my god you're nuts oh my god that's like blue skies
06:30back i wanna peter gabriel classic blaze i wanna all you have to need to call me oh no i'll be anything
06:38i wanna please yeah yeah i'm gonna listen to sledgehammer and i'm gonna destroy your
06:57Oh, let me see them hands place them on the bricks
07:14Don't mess with that grandma no